Its Saturday night, what is your excuse for not going to the club to pick up pussy?
>>29065875
the thumbnail lied
>>29065915
HO-LEE.
it sure did.
>>29065875
I'm 32 and I have gray hair and my back hurts and I'm tired. And I hate women.
Best to worst
54312
Yup
>>29066026
I would switch 3 and 4
>>29065875
Posting from work
I can't abandon responsibility for promiscuous actions
People could die
>>29066055
you work in a nuclear facility ?
>>29066026
from left to right
41235
>>29066044
Yeh you're probably right
3 looks like she'd be into anal
I can't find a good wingman.
>>29066090
are you only saying that because she sorta looks like Bree Olsen?
>>29065875
Because I'm inside listening to comfy synth pop. I tried going to clubs but was to autistic to approach women but from what I understand most normies don't even get laid by going to clubs, just some stacies and chads.
>>29065875
Because it's a myth.
If you arrive alone you leave alone
>>29065875
I live in suburban hell. I don't even know where a club is around here. Probably nowhere, since every subdivision is full of homeowners-association busybodies that file noise complaints, and you can't get drunk when you're out since driving is the only way to get anywhere.
>>29065875
I went to a bar crawl last weekend
>Left at 9:30
>Didn't get an action because I'm a loser
>>29065875
>>29065957
I'm 30. What's left of my hair is starting to gray, and I need to get up early for my wagecuck job.
>>29065875
rekt nose
rekt eyes and chin
rekt cheeks and chin
rekt chin
reky eyes and chin
there's a workable face if you comine them, fucked if i know how to put it together though
>>29065875
My excuse is that it's a sunday morning
I had more interesting things to do. Pussy is fleeting and meaningless, and women are boring.
>>29066199
it must be nice to have that chemical actually make you feel good
shit does less than zoloft for me
I would tongue no.5's asshole
>>29065875
We're so used to seeing beautiful people put together by a team of stylists, with great make-up and professional lighting, that when we see regular people they appear ugly.
If I saw those women in public, I would probably think they were at least reasonably attractive. But photographed, they are quite ugly.
>>29066339
The ones in the middle are plain. The ones on the side have interesting faces, so I like them.
>>29066276
It doesn't work for everyone. It almost completely eliminates my mental problems ... except now I'm so fat that I can't run without injuring myself.
Maybe you haven't stayed with it long enough. It usually takes a week or two for me to start noticing a difference in my disposition.
>>29065875
because apparently everyone either has a horrible chin or isn't white.
Ran into a bunch of rednecks who tried to run me over and threatened to kill me.
Not the first time.
Then again, I only care what God thinks of me, and I tried my best to explain their actions were evil and they will pay for it if they don't change their ways.
Still, I feel awful, like there really is no hope.
My depression just worsened
because I just got home from work and all I want to do is smoke weed and masturbate
it's sunday in the first world currently
>>29065875
I hate clubs and would rather drink and get high alone in my room while listening to 2000's pop punk albums on repeat.
>>29066538
You should record yourself masturbating for us and put a link to it here somewhere.
BecauseI'm loyal to my gf
>>29065875
My car broke down yesterday so I cannot go anywhere.
I'm carrying all my sadness on my shoulders from growing up until now. I never got to be happy.
I'm trying to find out why I exist
I want to find a nice girl to marry and start a family with.
I won't find that in a club.
>>29066620
You exist because some faggot jizzed into your mother's cavity. There is no reason. You just exist.
>>29066083
our left or their left?
>>29066651
I'm trying to find out where I belong. It seems like everyone would rather dislike me than like me.
Theres just something about me people love to hate.
I'm trying to find out what that is.
Casual sex is boring and impersonal. What's the point of doing perverted things if you don't feel anything for whoever you're doing them with?
>>29066442
that's the first time I've ever heard an exercise enthusiast say anything other than "it cures depression for 100% of people 100% of the time".
last time I tried running I went three times a week, about 40 minutes each time, for about three months before I gave it up. if it does anything for me it takes longer than that to show up
>>29065875
I live in a town of 10,000 people and theres no clubs
I mean I guess theres bars but you're not going to pick up girls being a fucking lonely loser who shows up to a bar to pick up girls.
>>29065875
i'd rather play overwatch
I don't think I could tolerate being around the type of girl that would go to clubs.
>>29065875
This is pathethic and beta as fuck
>You must go waste your time, money and energy on redundant task of fucking roasties
Fuck off normie shill, Alpha NET incoming (education proceeding)
When I will feel like getting GF, I will get one, because I am a man, unlike you, you faggot.
Pussies are worthless, or in case of hookers, 50$
>>29065875
It's so obvious that none of those women work out. Disgusting.
I'm both sad and angry because of evil and the destruction is causes.
These emotions feel eternal.
>>29066790
I don't think they could tolerate being around me desu
they'd be as bored hearing about ricing linux and playing vidya gaems as I'd be hearing about who showed up with who at the club or who the kardashians are fucking or what shoes she bought or whatever.
it's Chad or nothing
>>29066852
Just tell them that desktop ricing is the latest in fashion.
>>29066863
LOL they don't care about Chads either
Women only think about themselves
>>29065875
>they're all horrible
>>29065875
Because I only go to clubs with large groups with me. I feel I'd be too autistic looking if I just enter it by myself. And all my friends are out for the summer, plus clubs here close from July to October, and they're shit during June.
I'm a practically a cyborg. A normie who just happens to be a virgin (though situation is decreasing) and spergs out when situation nears sex. Also I'm only a virgin because I'm too lazy. If I tried, I could probably get laid but it feels like too much effort.
>>29066145
From the time I was in a club I can confirm this. Men mostly danced with other men, and when someone tried to move in on a girl she signaled him to fuck off. There are some designated sluts though (well, all are sluts just too many are high maintenance), but you'll need to be a regular goer and known to have money to get with them.
>>29065875
Number 5 is nice.
>>29065875
because im not the kind of trash that cheats on his girlfriend
>>29066712
It's better than masturbating though.
>going to the club
>ever
the club is a meme created by shills and make it seem cool just to get your money while you spend a night in a noisy, crowded trashcan of a social event just for the slim chance of putting your dick in a roastie whore. The funny thing is that normies actually fall for it.
the club is no place for me
>>29069256
No one fucking gets laid in a club aside from a rare Chad, despite what merchandising will tell you. Rich small time oligarchs will get laid because of money, that's probably about it. Normies for sure don't get laid, despite getting suckered into it.
I've gone to clubs so from my experience.. I'd say go for it only if you have a large crowd of people with you and you're drunk out of your mind. If you're there to pick up women - won't happen. You'll get an easier time renting a hooker and the exact same experience. If you want to just drink and relax with some bros a bar is preferable since you can actually hear yourselves talk and the drinks aren't overpriced as hell.
Only go to clubs as an afterparty thing, not as your main event.
>>29069230
No. When you fap you whip your dick out and stroke it. When you get a club slut you'll still have to put an effort into it. You need to actually appear fit, and that takes effort.
