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>be friends with 6/10 grill for a year >start dating grill
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>be friends with 6/10 grill for a year
>start dating grill for about 6 months
>be drug addict because nothing else has ever really made you happy
>grill cheats on you because youre an all around job less piece of shit who still lives with your parents
>freak out on grill trash her apartment
>attempt suicide with brand new kpin script, swallow 60 of them
>begin drinking fireball cause too pussy for any other whiskey and you really do want the pills to end it for you
>grill attacks you after you continue to agitate her and freak out in her car because she has to drive you home because you still dont have a car cause youre a loser
>slap grill cause no impulse control and fuck it we're dying anyway right
>passerby approaches car beats on window says is calling 911
>exit vehicle
>swing phone charger like its a medieval mace
>lacerate an elderly mans face for basically no reason
>manage to get home, massively fucked up blacking out
>destroy house trying to find another charger, disposed of the other after the assault
>cops come deep. grab brass knuckles that have a knife you got for $13 at a punjabi gas station
>threaten police
>police kick in door shoot you with beanbag shotgun from across the room
>feel like you are actually dying now
>police break your foot with some grade A police brutality
>go to hospital, get temporary splint
>go to county jail
>spend all the money you had in the world bonding out, left with $65
>court in 2 months for assault and battery on someone 65 or older
>suicidal ideation
>woman is gone, money is gone, cant even pay phone bill
>make shitty self pity r9k post from a coffee shop on your shit laptop from 2009
>cant afford drugs or illegal firearm to end your life, also sold by your drug dealer
>.........
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i wish I was kidding and this was just some bullshit to get attention.. i really fucking do.
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Damn, should've just shot/hung yourself to start with rather than trying to od.
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any fellow robots ever been through some shit like this?
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I hope you realize everything, literally everything, is your fault for being a drugged up, violent, retarded degenerate.
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that sucks op
good luck
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>>29065383
she started all this. you should get revenge desu
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>>29065586
yeah i really wish i had just bought a gun and done it right. now im too broke because of that fcking bail
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>>29065607
yeah obviously, did i ever deny that?
>>29065627
she also took all the money out of my wallet to pay for the shit i broke. i was going to pay her back but she took it without fucking asking. shit is really fucked up
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>>29065383
Damn man j thought my night was bad

>be me
> bring 2k to casino
> make 4K IN 1 Hr
> goal is 10k
>get down to 200
>get back up to 9k
>1000 away
>lose all money
>withdrawal savings of 1k
>lose

I'm probably going to commit suicide
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>>29065717
me too man. i got beat in jail with my own crutches. every other joke was about rape and or beating me for fun. i cant go back there i wont survive. thats why i want to end it because im fucking terrified.. im sorry about your losses friend, that is a lot more money than i spent
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does anyone know a tiny chat for people like us?.
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Dunno what to say other than rip

Life's shit, nothing new
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Just end it faggot, you provide nothing else for society except someone that uses our tax money.
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>>29065439
>simple battery

Just a misdemeanor, don't stress over it too bad
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>>29065996
lol i already said i was going to. the angst is strong in you, young one
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>>29066128
its simple battery against a person 65 or older. i cut that out because theres some other personal info on that sheet of paper.
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>>29066152
Then edit all that shit out with paint and let us see it

Where you live, anyways? Marietta?
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>>29066194

This. What the fuck? I never thought I'd see a post from fucking Cobb County. If you're a drug addict you must be near Franklin Road or over at the border of Cobb and Paulding.
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>>29066194
>>29066305
nah im in mayretta
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here is gyazo of warrant 4chan wont let me upload because of file size

https://gyazo.com/040ac3c4018a20ac27bb592658f059cb
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>>29066422
Shit dude. I guess as a fellow Georgian I hope you don't get raped in court. If you've spent all your money on bond just be really cooperative with your public defender.
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>>29066502
as you can see this proves everything i said as true. i said i wished i was lying.. i really wish i was bullshitting but this shit is real i fucked up big time
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>>29066540
did you go to shaky beats music fest? it was the tits if you live in GA you have no excuse
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>>29066568
I'm sure it was the tits, I'll occasionally go out to concerts but music festivals are usually a little bit too much for me. If it was a nice day I was probably riding my motorcycle.
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>>29066707
the first day it actually poured rain. very spiritual experience still
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