>Normies are partying across the street
>It is 11:52 PM
How do I proceed? The police don't even respond to the noise complaints I file anymore.
Enough is enough. End it there and now.
>>29065254
I was thinking of taking a shit in their yard when they stop partying. That would be more for revenge though and it won't stop them from partying in the future.
why not become a normie
>get loud speakers
>Play classical
>???
>Profit
Get speakers and play the loud black guy screaming while cumming, and loop it until the cops come.
Proof?
Regardless you should start throwing shit at your neighbor.
>>29065238
http://www.audionotch.com/app/tune/
Go to here, get a pair of really loud speakers, and play it on the highest setting.
Slowly turn down the freq until you can just barely hear it. Eventually they will start to get nausus and irritable.
Calm down grandma.
So they're not aloud to enjoy life just because you're a autistic shut in? Why don't you just kill yourself. Then you won't have to hear any noise anymore.
why are normies so fucking loud
>>29065238
>mfw it's 8 o'clock here in Eastern Europe and all the normies are asleep
>>29065560
>not aloud
lmao, very punny
kek, OP sounds like the 47 year old wagie that lives near me. he complains whenever i got music going, even when it's 10-20 db below what is illegal by our county codes.
even he's able to tough it out past midnight though, lol. my sympathies for you having the hypersensitive type of autism, m8
>>29065619
How the actual fuck can he hear your music? It should be physically impossible unless he is in the same room as you.
>>29065560
We'd rather kill the normies than ourselves. What fun would that be?
>>29065238
You know what you need to do, foIIow your heart
>>29065238
I second the loud porn. Loud porn will work. The other robot used loud porn justice for the win. Play it loud like a Gameboy.
>>29065238
burn down their house at 3 am some night they're not partying.
>>29065643
it's a dumb normie. it doesn't know what a decibel is, it just pulls numbers out of its ass because it doesn't understand anything besides socialization
>>29065560
>it's acceptable to reduce the quality of life for other people as long as you're doing it to enjoy life
my friend there's only one solution. why should they get to be happy at the cost of your misery?
>>29065619
>10-20 db below
then he wouldn't be able to hear it unless he was your neighbor and you shared a thin wall YOU FUCKING RETARD
>>29065685
>robots
>life
>quality
I don't think it's possible to reduce the quality of OP's life any more.
>>29065721
Not just robots, but working households, people with kids, they get fucked over too by "people" partying until the early hours. It's such selfish fuckery, you literally have no compassion if you don't think there's anything wrong with doing that.
>>29065643
i like to keep my windows open, as does he. there's one window he passes whenever he has to take a piss or get ready for bed/work, and it's across the way from my bedroom window. he called the cops each time he heard anything there, saying he had a right to "piss in peace" (normies, kek). cops stopped coming out after they brought a db meter the 2nd time he'd called, and found out i'm a fair bit below the limit in which any legal action can be taken
Literally throw Molotovs through their windows and shoot them as they run out the door.
>>29065719
>hurrr i'm so autistic/retarded that i don't know that different counties, let alone states, have differing laws
i'm somewhat rural & they don't ping anything until it's 80 db past 10 PM m8. cops even checked out volume levels a few feet from the neighbors' houses, and it barely went over 60. he's just a wagecucked grouch that gets mad whenever i interrupt his piss-pace-walk when he goes to use the restroom
>>29065238
>how do i proceed
Crashing this party, with no survivors!
>>29065769
Listen to this anon. Don't let them trample over us anymore. You could be beta-ZERO of the beta uprising.
Loud music beyond 10pm is just bad form.
>>29065830
do you know what a logarithm is?
Call the cops again but this time say that you saw drugs and shit.
They should come and fuck the normies up.
>>29065238
More red-filtered angry Pepe holding a gun pls.
>>29065238
Kill them all anon, make sure you an hero.
>>29065438
You would need a very massive and powerful subwoofer to be able to drive infrasonic sounds enough to cause this effect, but it is a nice idea.
>>29065322
This, OP. I used to do it and it worked like a charm
>have some high quality speakers
>use them to listen to patrician music at a moderate volume
>one day mommy is gone for the night
>wigger brother has a bunch of friends over
>they're playing loud nigger music
>have attic access from my NEET nest
>climb into attic with speakers
>play Butthole Surfers at max volume
>all those stupid normies wondering who was in their room last night
>brother is pissed and is banging on my door
>jokes on him i reinforced my door and wiped cum all over it
>he can't get in
>eventually normies leave
>>29065897
it's been years since i've actually used them, but i remember the gist in that they're basically inversed exponentials. as in log (base 10) of 4 is 10k, in which it could be re-written as 10^4.
i know decibels work on a logarithmic scale, but over 60 is audible, albeit barely. he even admitted to not being able to hear it when he wasn't in right front of the open hallway window. guy thinks -anything- he hears past 10 PM is disruptive.
he's the same type of person that'd bang a broom handle on your apartment floor if you lived in the room above him, because you walked around at night to get some water
>>29065238
Follow laxativebro's path, go there and spike all their drinks with laxatives until people start shitting in their pants and they have to call off the whole party
>>29066268
>(base 10) of 4 is 10k, in which it could be re-written as 10^4.
That sounds like the capacitor and inductor value codes used in electronics, I think I learnt to read them in a lazy way though as I just memorized the codes and what value they are instead of learning the actual maths behind it. Same goes with resistor colour codes.
>>29065238
Are you in the UK? It's the councils that deal with that, they can exile a person if they steadfastly refuse to stop noise pollution.
Do like I do and call the police on suspected drug activity.
>>29066361
i reckon just go in there and pour shit on the couch, carpet
>>29066361
That's a good idea. Might even get a chad shot and killed.
Show up to their door and start shrieking.
>>29065282
Do it and take pics
>>29066356
Where do the council dump those that are being exiled?
>>29065238
>The police don't even respond to the noise complaints I file anymore.
Lol
>>29065830
>80 db
>10-20db less
https://www.chem.purdue.edu/chemsafety/Training/PPETrain/dblevels.htm
unless he has all his windows open, stays near said open windows, and lives across the street from you he's not going to be bitching about 70db sound, much less 60 or lower.
>>29066229
>play Butthole Surfers at max volume
>all those stupid normies wondering who was in their room last night
10/10
>>29066408
Holy shit, thou art a genius
