>reinstall windows because it got infected
>spend the evening reinstalling my programs
>go to bed
>wake up in the morning with a distinct urge to fap
>get on computer
>can't fap because internet is down
>look around for something to fap to
>realize I installed VLC last night
>VLC comes with a Big Buck Bunny video clip to test if playback works
what have I done?
>>29064189
Anon you can literally close your eyes and imagine everything that you ever wanted.
Congratz on becoming a filthy furry fuck.
>>29064189
When I was a kid I had to masturbate to swimsuit and lingerie photos in my mothers women's magazines. Go buy an emergency playboy and stash it under your bed, roleplay like it's 95.
>>29064189
What the fuck, OP? Why didn't you just imagine something to fap to? Most night I fall asleep with a cumsock on my dick after fapping to the thought of sucking an MLP character's futa cock.
>>29064322
>implying that the thought of sucking an MLP character's futa cock is any better than OP's Big Buck Bunny situation
>>29064360
>implying that MLP futa isn't the #1 patrician fetish
>>29064360
>>29064414
Get the fuck out of here. I really mean it.
>Implying
You and your kind have desecrated my home. Are you fucking twelve? Twenty? Fifty? I can't tell if you are baiting, or if you are serious. Posts like this really make me think that shills are real. Fucking stop.
>>29064458
>shills
Do you really think that someone is paying me to shill for MLP futa porn? Are you a fucking retard?
No, anon. I truly love MLP futa.
>>29064490
>implying that every pony-fucker isn't a Hasbo shill deep inside the inner core of their very being
>>29064517
>thinking that Hasbro wants to shill porn of their products made for little children
wew lad
>>29064532
>being a fan of MLP even on a strictly-pornographic level and not noticing that cloppers and other manchildren that obsess over their young female-oriented product are now actually the main demographic of MLP:FiM from at least season two on
>>29064490
I am not talking about MLP you fucking braindead cunt, I am talking about the retarded posts like those two that are fucking trying to derail any and every thread they come across. The only other option is that they are more low functioning than you, and I don't want to believe that.
>>29064569
The fact that we're the main demographic doesn't mean the Hasbro will ever acknowledge it.
>>29064581
>complaining about derailing a thread on /r9k/
What's next, are you going to complain about the discussion quality on [s4s]?
>>29064588
Somehow, I don't see My Little Futa: Multicock Horse Spooge is Magic going over so hot with the parental watchdog groups.
>>29064638
>My Little Futa: Multicock Horse Spooge is Magic
>tfw you will never see this in a theater
>tfw even if it was made and released, mommy would never take you to go see it
>>29064693
>tfw Hasbro actually produced this many moons ago in a dark, secluded basement and I am the sole owner of the last VHS copy made
>>29064763
GIVE IT TO ME YOU MOTHERFUCKER. GIVE IT TO ME RIGHT NOW OR I'LL MAKE YOU REGRET IT.
Why don't you just have a small stash of hidden porn your phone like a normal person?
>>29064189
>tfw my childhood friend's cousin made that animation and I'm just now remembering it
Huh
>can draw my own animated porn
>do so
>masturbate to it
>delete the files forever after post orgasmal shame sets in
Ha ha, get wrecked fags, all my fetishes are viable.
