>Hes cute I guess
>Don't worry, you'll find somebody
>she started writing to you every morning after the first date
We all gonna make it bros!
>just look for a girl with similar interests
>maybe if you weren't such an asshole
>thank you for being so honest anon, but I really see you as a very good friend
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME
REEEEEE
>Want to go out? Just kidding I was dared to ask
I've actually gotten along with a girl, we had talked multiple times and I was sure the last date was ending in sex because that is the only reason a woman has to enter a single man's place. She saw my Trump hat and suddenly she becomes the only woman in the world with conviction and moral beliefs and she was able to deduce that I hate women, am a white nationalist, and want to round up everyone in the world except for Trump and send them to the gulags and am probably gay and have a small dick. All that from just a fucking hat. I know the expression bitches be crazy but holy shit. I have my disagreements with people but I'm not going to shit my panties if I discover a love interest owned an article of clothing with a 5 letter word on it. It was surreal how we went from great chemistry to her being full of nothing but hatred. This is a girl I selected in part because of how cool headed and intelligent she seemed.
>>29063763
You should of told her you had "Donal Trump" tattooed on your dick and she should try to suck it off.
>Hes a 3 out of 10.
>3? Hes a negative 7
Still hurts and its been 12 years
>>29063763
I'm sure at least one of those things is true
>you should smile more, youd look less grumpy
>>29063571
>Hes cute I guess
>girls even guessing you're cute
normalfag.
>I will always love you, forever and ever
2 years later
>My parents dont like you, we need to break up
>when will I see you again anon?
>hey anon what're you doing this weekend
>n-nothing
>cool, just chilling? I'm going to a music featival with 12 of my friends
>n-nice
>yeah I know some of the guys in the bands, can't wait to party with them
>I always thought you were cute, how come you never said anything?
I can't wait to get old as hell and not care about anything anymore
>>29064105
>rrrrRRRRR-
>please stop that, its annoying
>-eee o-o-okay
>I'm tired of all these jerks why can't I find a nice guy
>>29064072
this tbqhwyf
o r i g i n a l
>>29063571
>always talk to coworkers how I can never meet a good girl
>actually pushing myself away from women as much as possible because can't trust women after my last breakup
>>29063763
Your fault for supporting trump you hick piece of shit
>I wish more guys were like you, I'm so glad we're friends
>>29063585
Friends/Family/Girls unironically still say this to me, what do they see that I can't or are they just trying to spare me?
>>29064352
it's like petting your doggo before putting him downand saying "it's gonna be alright buddy, you're ok"
>thanks for being my friend
...
>I'm not leading you on, am I?
>because I'm not interested in you that way
>besides, were much closer than any girlfriend or boyfriend will ever be!
>your basically my brother! :^)
She said this to me a month ago, I'm still not over it. However she cooks me dope ass food all the time so it's ok I guees.
>I can't believe I used to like you
>why don't you have a girlfriend though? are you gay?
>playing paranoia coin game (google it)
>question is "which two people would be least likely to hook up"
>There are 6 guys and 6 girls in the room
>girl answers "anon and [hottest girl in room]"
>could've just picked two guys, but instead decided to rub it in
Needless to say I'm never playing that game again.
>I wish my boyfriend was more like you
AHHHH JESUS CHRIST YOU SHOULD HAVE DUMPED HIM I LOVED YOU SO MUCH
