>go outside to smoke a cigarette
>feel a tingle on my leg
>its a fucking tick crawling in my leg hair
>panic and run inside to find my knife
>there it is, crawling on my fucking leg
>frantically brush it off
>its gone
>mfw there's a fucking tick crawling around in my room
>search for some info on the internet
>they can life for years without food
>they aggressive search out sources of carbon dioxide
I'm fucking dead. Had lime disease as a kid. Why did I go outside
"Lyme disease." It's an illness propagated by ticks, not a type of sour fruit.
Fucking stop! There are two things I fear in this world. Death and tick's. Fuuuuck I'm never going out. Fuck you OP! I hope you get your arse whipped like a novigrad whore.
>>29062906
Just smoke in your room faggit
>>29063053
You can get away with beating whores in Croatia? Or is it just an expression?
>>29062906
Why did you go inside instead of smacking it off outside?
Next time don't be a faggot and grab a knife.
>>29062906
>frantically brushing it off
>not remaining calm as it just a a tiny bug and it will most likely try to make it way to your head hair
>not calmly scraping it off with the knife and burning it to a crisp with a lighter
You deserve this
>>29063164
I told you I had lyme as a kid. luckily saw a doctor in time for medication. ive had a tick on my fucking nutsack when i was a kid man man. im terrified of ticks
>>29062906
Fuck I had a similar experience today
>Outside with pug
>Watch him run around
>He comes back up to me
>Notice small tick crawling on one of his back legs
>ohhellfuckingno.jpg
>Brush it off him with grass, real quick
>It falls off but still in the area
>Ushes pug into house
I fucking hate ticks
>did some yard work a few weeks ago
>a week later I noticed had a tick on my ball sack (the tick was huge, I probably had it for a week)
>go to a doctor
>it's a white lady and a hot Asian assistant
>both staring at my tiny dick apply lotion on my ballsack and examining the tick bite
>never been so embarrassed in my life
JUST
>>29063204
>tick on your nutsack
Good god man
>about to go out in the back yard for some good ol' sunshine
>open the door about halfway
>hear my neighbor talk
>maybe next time
t-take that bugs
>>29063303
been doing this for years, intentionally
>get erect while doctor is forced to examine my cocknballs
>they have to keep treating me despite their disgust
>I actually ejaculated once
>>29063303
Reminds me of the time when I was hospitalised and couldnt pee the next morning. 2 ladies shoved a tube in my dickhole so that the piss could come out. They rubbed something on my dick too. I wanted to just die during all that.
>>29062906
bug bomb EVERY ROOM in your house and spend the night out in the car anon
problem solved
Just bug bomb your room and sleep somewhere else.
>>29063371
Did you nut on them?
>>29063536
>>29063580
i dont have any insecticide. any other ideas?
I constantly get ticks and chiggers all over my genitals. It looks like I have herpes sometimes and I have scars from scratching.
>>29063611
buy some. no excuses, you faggot. kill the bug.
You better hope he didn't bite you.
