Ask a guy about to lose his virginity to a red solo cup anything
>>29062869
Is that butter?
If you think you're losing your virginity to that, does that mean you've never used your hand before?
>>29062895
It is two sponges my friend
I've made one of those before, OP. Tbh, they're not very good. At best it will be only as good as your hand, and much less convenient.
>>29062895
No, they're sponges.
>>29062916
My hand is me this cup is not me
>>29062869
What's the cup's name?
>>29062928
It's fucking gnarly op don't listen to him
>>29062956
Plastisca
Are the sponges warm?
>>29062963
gnarly in good or bad way
>>29063036
The greatest way
>>29063015
They should be
that's not how it works anon sorry
>>29062869
>not just buying an onahole
It's the cup that knows you, oniichan.
Ask a guy about to lose his virginity to this bad boy anything
>>29063206
aww yes, another left hander! these kinds of people are few and far between
>>29063305
>>29063206
>tfw can fap with both hands
Left feels better but right lasts longer
I can't choose brose
>>29063329
Start with right, switch to left when things are heating up.
>>29063206
Why the fuck are you wearing denim shorts?
>>29063329
I've always been using my left, but I guess it'll help out muscle-wise to use my right hand every now and then.
>>29063305
I learned to fap with my left hand so I could navigate through porn better. Feels patrician.
>>29062869
Did you make it cum?
Has anyone tried one of these?
>>29064538
>DIY boipussy
What a time to be alive.
>>29063305
Yes, my brother. I was a right hander, but taught myself to use my left so that I could browse more comfortably. Left hand master race!
>>29062869
RED SOLO CUP
I FILL YOU UP
>>29062869
DONT DO IT OP THERE'S STILL HOPE FOR YOU! DONT PUT YOUR DICK IN THE CUP!
>>29063176
A hundred times this. They aren't that expensive and infinitely better than whatever this is.
>>29062869
Are you going to fill it up and have a party?
>>29062923
I chuckled. I don't know why.
>>29064774
lmao at anyone who doesn't use their non dominant hand
>>29064858
Submissive hand master race
>>29064794
Don't listen to this guy, OP.
FUCK THE CUP
FUCK THE CUP HARD
Don't worry op, you'll still keep your magical powers after fucking the cup. Cups are one of man's best friends.
>>29064538
No but I want to try it sometime
>>29064785
Holy hell
kekekekek
>>29064949
i want to hatefuck anri okita and then idk fuck that stupid bitch shes so hot
>>29063370
That's a towel, dumbass.
Why don't you just get a onahole?
>>29065124
>>29064785
LET'S HAVE A PARTY
>>29064538
I get the feeling this would pop while you're going at it and it would be either horrifying or amazing.
>>29062869
how many dates did you take her on
