>Feel horny
Fap.
>Feel cuddly
Get a pillow for bed and hug it. As long as you sleep with closed eyes, it works.
>Feel the urge to cum like if the monster inside you was scratching your ribcage from inside.
Use an onahole
>Still not satisfied.
Get an escort online. I was baffled at how easy it is.
Why are there so many people that feel failed because they lack a girlfriend? Having one is not correlated with self-worth. I had girls obsess over me for literally no reason and other reject me frontally despite any effort for being kind/gentle/etc. It's almost random. And I can fuck as long as I make money, which you need to have a gf in the first place so... What did I overlook, /r9k/?
because I want physical contact with someone I care for
>>29061900
"as long as you sleep with closed eyes, it works"
nigga who sleeps any other way???
>>29061900
What's the pic? That's some badass gothic doom metal album cover shit right there.
>>29062271
get urself a german sheppard dog
>>29063021
It's the Crimson King from the Stephen King Gunslinger books.
10/10 book series, I recommend
>>29063196
The books look awesome man, I'll definitely check them out. I do love an epic gothic saga with magic and cowboys.