Mommy and Daddy left home for the weekend.
Little brother is throwing a party at the house.
I've been trapped in my room since the first of his friends got here 5 hours ago. I've been holding it for 4 hours.
Where's the best place to poopoo if you were trapped in your room?
>>29061472
can't you report them for underage drinking, drugs, noise, anything?
>>29061563
Don't do this OP. Your brother will hate you.
>>29061472
>being pushed around by your little brother
Go downstairs. Go into the party. Say that you're so-and-so's brother and drink a beer and be yourself and maybe you can ask roboticness.
How old are they? How old are you? If they're underage you could be the cool older brother and buy them some booze or something.
>>29061623
He's 19 and I'm 20
>>29061655
Do yu guys ever fuck?
>>29061621
Normies scare me too much. If l join the party I'd start acting weird then people will be mean to me and I'll go back to My room crying wanting mom and dad
>>29061678
This. God I wish I had a brother close to my age to do lewd stuff with.
>>29061472
how many people are there now?
>>29061813
Idk I gear loud music. I haven't gone outside to check. Too scared.
>>29061472
Hey fuckhead.
Just go to the toilet and take a shit.
For fucks sake.
>>29061884
are you fat? ugly? stupid? why wont you at least go to the kitchen or something and just check out the situation. take creep shots.
>>29061472
Call your parents and tell them what's happening. That's all you have to do.
Go out, introduce yourself, use the toilet, steal a bunch of their booze on the way back to your room.
Take a shit inside you pillow case and throw it out the window.
Or, just stop being a fuckhead and go to the toilet like human being.
>>29061891
>>29061982
calm down, he doesnt want to he doesnt have too
Do a big shit in your pants and just sit there in it for a couple of hours. It'll be a great opportunity for you to reflect upon what a fuckhead you are and gain some much needed perspective.
>>29062047
You can get fucked you weird cunt.
Don't tell me what to do.
>>29062086
dont tell him what to do, brother
Just shit in your hand and eat it - no mess, no fuss. This will also stop you from getting too hungry if the party rages on to the beak of dawn!
>>29062175
This.
Anyone who doesn't eat their own shit is a normie and needs to get off this board.
go take a shit
if anyone acknowledges you, stoically reply "anime"
it will be seriously ebin
>>29062203
>>29062175
We are in agreement. The life of the robot is the life of the outcast. You should go further and engage in a shitslap frenzy on the normies, five them those delicious mud cakes.
>>29061472
>not just walking around your house in just your underwear
>not smearing peanut butter or some other type of condiment all over your skin
>not running around screaming "I'm a peter pan peanut butter boy!" over and over until all the normalfags leave
>your brother will now become an outcast known as "the guy with the really weird brother".
You're welcome.
EAT YOU OWN SHIT!
This is the only way for you to survive the situation without destroying your dignity! Think about it man.
just go to the damn bathroom you fucking idiot
or anonymously call the police on them :^]
>>29062170
Why you got to be so stupid, huh?
We can all see the only viable course of action here is to engage in a session of shit eating.
Wash the turd down with your tears of shame.
>>29062324
i kek'd at the name
>>29061472
Can your younger brother kick your ass?
>>29061472
>take a shit on plate
>place in microwave
>set on HIGH setting for 10:00 minutes
smokes out the normies everytime
>>29062390
He can tongue my ass
UPDATE
guys I made it to the bathroom. No one saw me I think since I sprinted to it. But I think there's people waiting outside the bathroom who need to go. The bathroom smells like poopoo so I can't let the Normies see me and walk in there. They'd bully me. Idk what to do now. lm in a even worse situation than before. Help
>>29062627
>getting bullied in your own house
>>29062627
shit in the tub
post pics faggot
>>29062627
CLIMB OUT THE WINDOW
>>29061683
they're guests in the place that you live so they're not going to start shit talking you or anything, familia
>>29062627
Alternatively (I'm assuming you're on the phone) call the cops to your place. If they're all drinking and under 21 or doing drugs and stuff everyone will run for the hills and you can use that opportunity to get back to your room
Put toliet paper around your head to hide your face
Don't you remember the shitjugs meme. Do you have a container in your room?
UPDATE 2
Ok guys l was too scared to go outside and face the normies. l was too big to fit through the window. So l did what you guys suggested and calldd the cops saying that a bunch of people broke into my home and threw a party. hopefuly the cops come before the Normies bust through the door... l'll keep u guys posted
You know what to do for Ramadan brother. Inshallah
>>29061472
call 911 on your brother.
You walk out like a fucking man and use your toilet you neet fucking pushover.
>>29063024
jesus christ dude should have just called your parents
UPDATE
I hear sirens!
>>29063277
video and upload to youtube
>>29063277
>>29063286
This OP, you fuckboi madman
Report them to the police.
Fuck your brother, he will never stop treading on you until you have the balls to screw him.
Call the police hombre.
>>29063277
>>29063286
You must upload this to youtube. Don't let us down, OP.
>>29061472
You retards do realize that this is just a bait thread that is ironically making fun of you, right?
>>29061683
Stop being a faggot asap you're still a teen so video games and gookcartoons still amuse you but when you'll reach 23 to 26 you'll realize what you missed and become anxious and depressed.
>>29061472
Get a white 5 shirt and tie the sleeves together.
Pull the abdomen hole over your bum, squat and release.
Then use the shirt to wipe as you slowly pull it off.
Keep some tissue or other cloth near by for emergency wiping.
Place all used material into the poop shirt and tie of the end.
Throw shirt out window or into the party.
>>29063349
>You retards do realize that this is just a bait thread that is ironicalIy making fun of you, right?
;)
>>29063357
Ok sry didn't read the end.
fucking ded
>>29063024
Holy fuck you're a shit brother.
>>29061472
poopoo outside your door OP. make them suffer
