>2 days ago
>Finally after years and years decide: "fuck this shit"
>order cpap mask, tubing, helium tank
>came today
>Setting it up to suicide with
>forget to lock the door
>mother comes in
>freaks out
>calls care co-ordinator
>get sectioned
>town finds out
>now everyone hates me
>getting stared at in the street
>Got called a "selfish asshole" today
Great, now my social status is even lower.
I don't know how to fix this, but how about running off to Mexico or something
How small is your town? Do you even have a traffic light?
And shouldn't have done that shit in a house where there's other people. Should've gotten a shitty motel room.
>>29061292
What? So moot can laugh at me?
jesus anon what shitthole of a country do you live in for people to be so unsympathetic?
>try to commit suicide by helium
>mom walks in
>horrified look on her face
>say, 'you don't know my pain' but it comes out all high-pitched and squeaky
>she bursts out laughing
>>29061524
Classic feel, anon. I love that one.
>>29061524
dude that can't be real. Fucking lol
>>29061271
How the fuck would she even know what this is ? I would assume its a bomb
>>29061271
> mom prevents me from killing myself
> people know how selfish I am now
> wah
Fucking sort your life out m8
>>29061336
so you can be cool like the beats
I'll never understand why you would do that instead of just seeing the world, exploring other countries, find someone worth knowing in a big city. Doesn't offing yourself mean the assholes win, at least to some degree? The way you describe how people are where you live, I just wouldnt care about any of their shitty opinions and just leave?
>>29061336
>moot
Can someone PLEASE tell me who the fuck this is already?
>>29061271
I was hoping this would end with you saying "you can never understand my pain" in a squeaky helium voice.
>>29061789
No. Get out. :^) le winky face
>>29061731
If there's one thing I really despise, it's posts like this.
Hmm OP
>>29061848
Helium is DILUTED DO NOT BUY OFF AMAZON!
If you need to off your self with a "exit bag" buy helium of scientific research, they can't dilute it,
if you don't pay your taxes, how will niggers live?
you are " selfish " top kek
>>29061679
Robots are a mere drain on the world's resources, suicide is far from selfish for such people.
>>29061863
Why is helium the only gas ever used for this? Aren't there many other cheaper things you can inhale that are not oxygen? Why wouldn't a CO2 tank work? Or natural gas or propane?
>>29061965
You can use Nitrogen.
CO2 would trigger the feeling of panic associated with drowning.
Not sure about other gases.
>>29061271
can balloon time refer to suicide from now on
>>29061889
Taxation is theft, retard.
People managed to make it for thousands of years before a single penny was seized by way of taxation you goddamn sheep.
>>29061863
where to find scientific research helium? google brings nothing
>>29061731
You don't seem to understand that it is because of fear of man that robots would kill themselves. The character you described would be the complete polar opposite of a robot.
>>29062018
I would also like to know
Please
>>29061524
ebig maymay pasta
always gets me tho
>>29061789
director of the FBI
>>29062002
>lolbertarian
>>29061863
>>29062018
>>29061965
Buy here.
http://maxdogbrewing.com/contact
They are friends of Dr. Nitschke of PPH.
>>29061524
>can't even make up their own greentext
>basic wojack
you have to go back
>>29061336
>moot
What the fuck is a moot?
Thats a bad feel. I live in a town of 5k people. Smal and comfy. A tourist attraction within the country so its always busy. People used to greet me outside, but after I tried to an hero, the whole town heard about it. Since then I have been treated like the plague. Made me into a more of a shutin. Life's good amigo.
>>29062261
>future lamp-post occupant/lead receptacle
>>29061965
>why wouldn't a CO2 tank work?
>>29061965
your body has no way of knowing how much oxygen is in your blood, we measure CO2 instead
so your breathing is unconsciously controlled depending on how much CO2 is in your blood
it's easy to trick your body into breathing air with no oxygen in it, because we don't measure oxygen levels there's no alarm system, no panic, your brain doesn't know the difference you just breath as normal for a few seconds, then pass out and die peacefully
any inert gas will work, nitrogen, helium, argon
it's difficult to buy this shit though if you don't have good reason, that's why helium was so perfect, muh party balloons
CO2 tank will kill you, but won't be fun, your body would know it's got too much co2 and you'd freak out, hyperventilate, panic and spaz out before dying in terrible pain
>>29062734
oh my fucking god SUMMER LEAAVE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>29062886
Nitrogen used for beer brewing or blowtorches or something. Easy for anyone to get.
See
>>29061997
and
>>29062389
>>29061271
Go on a shooting spree throughout your shithole town, and get taken out by the cops. You get revenge on the normies, and you get to die like you originally intended.
>>29061336
>mootxico
It has been half a fucking decade since I have seen somebody bring this up.
Holy shit.
>>29062002
I don't think you understood the tone of the post.
>>29063691
Literally have no idea who you're talking about, buddy.
Don't usually say this but kys m8
>>29062817
>>Made me into a more of a shutin.
>there's a shut-in living in town
>he feels so miserable he tried to kill himself
>what's the appropriate response? I know, we'll ostracise him more for his suicide attempt
Normies are barely more intelligent than chimps I swear. Even chimps probably have more empathy than they do
>>29061731
This is fucking retard tier.
>Why don't you behave completely opposite to the nature you were bred and raised into?
You were right, my man. How could I be so blind?
>>29061271
>he didn't know helium is diluted with O2
Kek
