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Robo-Normie misunderstanding thread. I'll start:
>Be a Jew
>Live in Russia
>Enter a uni
>Be at cafeteria with groupmates
>Talking about some shit, the topic comes to ethnicities
>The group is very cosmopolitan, people of different intrarussian ethnicities and people from other ex-soviet states came here to study
>Everybody gets along, Azeris and Armenians joking around about the armenian genocide and karabakh war instead of being at each other's throats
>Think it's OK to tell that I'm a jew
>People start asking stupid conspiracytard questions such as
>'Do you pay money every year to global omnijewish mason organisation?'
cont.
>I initially answer no to these stupid questions
>But they ask them again and again
>Hmmm, what did they say you need to do when somebody accuses you of something preposterous?
>Agree and amplify! X):) xDD:
>Decide to joke
>I answer 'Of course' to the questions and say 'I also like to meet with fellow Jews at night and drink christian babies' blood'
>sarcasm level: 4500
>I'm le ebin joker X):) xDD:
>I shut those goys up
>for those outta theme look up https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_libel
>In a few days several people come to me and ask 'Do you really drink christian babies' blood?'
>OMG, they've heard about the incident and now want to joke around with me
>Those conspiratards look so stupid, lol
>sarcasm level: 9000
>Yeah, fcourse, bruh, it tastes fuckin good, m8, if you wanna I'll bring you some, you will like it, I guarantee it
>Lol, those conspiratards are probly embarrased right now
>I am le ebin jokerX):) xDD:
>I tell this to everybody who comes to ask
>sarcasm level: six million
>I think shit's hilarious
>But it turns out the only thing hilarious is my autism
>Slowly, I start to notice that people look strangely at me
>They avoid eye contact
>They go away when I'm sitting somewhere
>It slowly gets to me that they took it at face value
>Now all my group thinks I'm a satanic jew vampire
>mfw
>Stupid normies don't understand superior robotic humour.
So...
Does anybody have similar experience?
sometimes I'll make fun of normies by taking their shit one step too far
>Fag A: lol look at this fag's anime avatar
>Fag B: what a loser piece of shit
>Me: i hope he gets raped and dies
50/50 on them actually laughing along with it
>Talking with coworker
>Start panning across the room while laughing at coworker's joke
>Pan into view of female coworker who is looking at me and has talked to me a couple times before
>She winks and smiles
>windowshasstoppedworking.exe
>Say something about coworker and I wasn't laughing at her
>"Oh okay nevermind then" and walks away
>...
>Realize
Goddamn kikes.
>>29061314
I've kinda experienced the opposite of that story
I was working at a gay bar (not even gay, doing it for the tips) and one of the regulars was a married jew in his 30's who liked to cheat on his wife with men.
Being used to what /pol/ keeps saying on jews, I liked to tease the guy into revealing his jew secrets.
All I learned was that the jew was actually a pretty cool guy and he thought the local rabbi was a moron
>>29061417
Well, it didnt work out so well this time, as you can see
>>29061417
pretty mcuh this
this was in 2011 or so
>on skype playing mw2 with friend (i had one in 9th grade)
>friend was using speakers and his 13 year old sister hears me and says my voice is stupid and ugly
>already channed for 2 years so say "yeah and maybe you shoudl fucking kill yourself" which was like the most ordinary thing to me but normans didn't use the internet back then
>she ACTUALLY gets offended and my """""friend"""""" is shocked
fucking normans i wonder how many times i've been told to kill myself
