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>just make a tinder bruh >you'll meet a ton of girls
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>just make a tinder bruh
>you'll meet a ton of girls you'll get with and maybe youll lose your virignity haha
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>>29060731
Well at least the kid is white.
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>>29060786
>at least
>implying that isn't one of the better girls on tinder
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>>29060731
>Expects to be able to have no sex in a relationship until marriage when they are not a virgin.
Are women fucking delusional? She chose her path in life already.
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>>29060814
>are women fucking delusional
topkek welcome to normie women
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>>29060814
>collecting betabux at 18

she hopped of the cock carousel rather early didn't she
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>>29060731
The irish really are the worst aren't they?
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>>29060846
that discourse gave me a brain tumour, cheers anon
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>>29060846

I hope whoever was talking to that cunt didn't end up buying her a drink.
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>>29060731
Top kek, these single mother whores are so fucking blatant with their bullshit and beta bux cucks STILL fall for it. How fucking desperate can you get for pussy where you're willing to marry a used up whore who wouldn't have even looked at you before she fucked Chad and had a kid? We need another great war to wipe out degeneracy like this, I might be a kissless virgin but at least when I die I can say I didn't sell my dignity for some used up fish flap.
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After me she will be single mom of 2.
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>>29060898
she's not even attractive, her face has a very ewww vibe
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>>29060917
So you are going to marry her and then pay child support for 2 kids when you leave her? Including one that isn't yours.
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>>29060919
desu i think she is beautiful,i would still pump and dump her tho
>inb4 implaying you can
i can
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>>29060979
>Except she says no sex before marriage so good luck pump and dumping.
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post yfw even chad doesnt get matches with women

80 percent of the women go to 20 percent of the men boyos

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=166023531&page=1
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>>29061032
beta detected,she says that to not look like a whore,she got dicked once without a rubber,people dont change.
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>>29061085
>women wont even match this dude and he looks like ryan gosling
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=165224761&page=1
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>>29061085
its because he looks like a paki.
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>>29061141
he doesnt look like gosling

-hes wearing a hate so you cant see his hair
-cant really see his eyes behind his glasses
-shitty facial hair
-terrible smile
-round chin

these arent chads
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>get matched with qt girls every day
>afraid to talk to them
>only use tinder to boost my self esteem
must suck to never get matches t b h
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>>29061188
>>29061152
>women standards are literally this high in 2016
these men dont deserve a single match for not being perfect?
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I literally have hundreds of matches on tinder, still haven't gotten sex out of it. Girls just go on there because they're bored don't fall for the meme
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>>29060731
If thats real just FUCKING LOL. This world is a joke.
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>>29061253
>he doesnt know what modern women are
lol
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>>29061277
Why are there so many pregnant women on dating sites? In my area I found 3 within 10 mins of where I live.
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>>29061302
>its a dude bluepilled on how crazy women are episode
lol
http://imgur.com/a/3Fjcj
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>>29061247
thats because they give the sex to chad but use the betas for confidence boosters
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>its a he's interested in modern women episode
why are you sad you're not with one of these succubi again?
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>>29061196
>only use tinder to boost my self esteem
Literally why most women have tinder, I mean they gotta get attention from somewhere right.
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that made me laugh
>no sex until marriage
>has a kid in her picture
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you can treat her with your neet bux right anon?
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>>29060731

>beautiful white single mother with white child

Holy shit OP, this girl is fine. If she's up for having more children with you then go after her.
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>>29061421 ORIGAMA
>15
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>>29061421
Daaaaaaamn son
>>29061321
>spencer is doesnt have to be like this
top kek
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>>29061461
something wrong with it mate?
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>>29061371

>not looking for hookups
>basically naked in her photo

FUCKING NORMIES
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>>29060731

Oh my fucking god there is no end to the nightmare
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>>29060811
This can't be real. There's no way it is.
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>>29061277
I love preggers
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>>29060811
I would love to see the opening lines that troll account has received.
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>>29060846

Holy shit, what a crazy narcissist.
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>>29061421
>>29061476
if im 18 will I get v&?
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>>29061514
>>29061490
>troll account
kekapepperoni
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>>29061371
>>29061401
probably spam bot fake profiles
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>>29061247
I had friends in college who've gotten laid from tinder a few times, it's not hopeless if you're good looking
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>>29060846
This woman is a retard, whoa!
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>>29061528
nah but your facebook need to be 17 to talk to them.
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>>29061528

Don't be a fucking retard anon.
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>>29061321
I wonder what here requirements were
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>>29061564
>>29061560
>tfw I want to do this because being 18 on tinder sux ass because women like older men
>tfw im gonna get v& if I want a 16-17 year old
FUCK
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>>29061582
You get unlimited likes on the other tinder.
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>>29061582
Just live in a state where the AoC is 16. My state has that law as well as a proximity of age law, where AoC is even lower than 16 if the two individuals are within 4 years of age (eg. 15 y.o and 18 y.o.)
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>>29061579
not be a neet and want to be her betabux til marriage
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>>29061085
not even bothering with a bodybuilding page. I will tell you this: I will backdoor every Chad I can, and inseminate their women, who want my highly intelligent, rebel seed.

that stat you quoted neglects to point out that most men do get laid, and that 20% is often cucked.
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>>29061421
those are fake, idiots!
I used to have a bunch of those, had like 100 robots messages per day, then I referred all the matches to dating sites I was affiliate, I made like 500usd per day, good times...
now robots insta-report spam and tinder limits the matches so is not a very profitable business anymore
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>>29061627
>>29061635
>tfw my state has romeo and Juliet laws aka florida
im tempted to bros
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>>29061085
His profile looks almost fake he has two candid pics then one seemingly professionally done showing his abs? Idk to me I would think that's a fake profile maybe that's why they won't swipe
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>>29061582

Anon, no. Don't be so desperate.
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>>29061653
>theyre fake

you wish mate
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>women are nice people meme
lol ok
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Is this really what is considered "normal" nowadays? I was never that interested in sex or relationships, but now I'm downright disgusted by the idea after seeing the way the modern person acts. Particularly women.
Every year it seems things only become worse, and every year I lose more hope.
Then again, maybe I'm the crazy one. Maybe I've lost my mind and I'm slowly going insane, it certainly feels like it. What could I possibly know.
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Ppfffttt hahahahaha.
One would think that these kind of cunts drop their princess complex after fucking up their lives with a kid of a negligent father.
But nope, thank god the kind of men that they want aren't this stupid.
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>>29061701
why not anon, will they seriously v& me for being one year older?
>>29061714
whats the app anon? how old are you?
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>>29061421
>tfw didn't have Tindr when I was in high school
The access to pussy is so easy, and girls get sluttier with each generation.
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>>29061724
This would probably make me put the rope around my neck
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>>29061749
Well thats snapchat which they add me on...
And they wont ban you, dumbass
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meanwhile while you guys get no matches
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>>29061749

If it's illegal, yes, of course they will. Now stop being such a fucking idiot.
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>>29061321
She's not even that attractive she should just be happy he did swipe on looks alone I mean isn't that what Tinder is about? Fuck women such self centered whores
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>>29061779
V&'ing is when the government comes and takes your ass for being a sexual predator
>>29061804
but muh romeo and julliet laws
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>>29061401
>used to have herpes
>used to
Sorry bitch but there's no getting rid of that
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>>29060731
Please dear kek let this be bait
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>>29061799
girls will literally beg oyu to ask them out
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>>29060731
>using tinder for long term relationships

That's not how it works.
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>>29061821
Ive used pictured of people who look like 30 yo chads, they just ban your account

If you use your regular face and look like a teen it doesnt matter.
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>>29060977
He's implying he's chad. The girl's plan is to fuck random chads behind her beta provider's back. You really believe an 18 year old girl is going to hop off the carrousel? You might be as dumb as the cuck that'll end up marrying her. Chances are she already has a provider and is only using that tinder for hookups, she only keeps the profile info the way it is, incase her provider sees it. If that happens she'll be able to use the excuse that she forgot the password or something.
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>>29061714
is that a 15 year old

v&
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>>29061861
you know when your oneitis stops texting you outta nowhere? well when you're chad she literally begs you to text back
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>>29061868
She's a single mother at 18. She can't be too bright.
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>>29061901
This is a tinder thread mate, shes clearly 18
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>>29061880
how old are you anon? im p sure youre gonna get v& if you ever meet them
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>>29061421
Holy fuck. A good combo of cute and sexy.
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>>29061915
you did a terrible job of hiding that number..
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online dating is a meme
in my city of 3 million people there are like 200 women on 'dating' sites.
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>>29061915
>manlets
>>29061951
go ahead and call her betaboi chad's already fucked her
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>>29061934
I wouldnt ever meet them because I dont have any interest in that, but theyre real people.
You think everyone is a cop waiting to bust you? Dumb as fuck desu
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>>29061915
ya did a shit job at covering the number friendo 3105053723
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>>29061964
see >>29061961

watcha gonna do bruv
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>>29060731
>girl uses photo holding baby brother
>/r9k/ flips its shit
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>>29061915
That must be pretty nice, I mean talking with a girl and have such connection that she rushes to text you in the morning.
That must feel damn nice.
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>>29061962
you're avoiding the question of how old you are anon

what is the age on your profile anon
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>>29060731
>im not having sex again until im married
>has child

s m h
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>>29061961
>mfw 6'1
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>>29061961
I'm gonna pretend this isn't real. That way I'll stay sane for a while longer
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>>29062009
i dont have it anyone, it got banned some months ago
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>>29062003
step 1: be attractive

just be yourself bro
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>>29061961
I don't mind sloppy seconds, judging by the area code there's no point though
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>>29062055
thats what I thought would be the case

be happy they didnt v& your ass
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>>29062050
>>29062048
>>29062003

>modern women
cmon guys you got this!
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>girls profiles with "dont bother if you dont message first ;)"
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

its a buyers market, you already get to pick who you want - at least put SOME effort in
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>>29062096
Men are supposed to be the hunters anon, girls just literally have to sit there and look pretty
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>>29062081
Well the dude in the picture looked 30 years old, it was expected.

Would they ban someone who looks that age? Nope.
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>>29061401
You retards realize that this is tongue in cheek sarcasm, right?
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>>29062057
Is this even really? where is that?
here in my country massive hoes like this doesn't exist, the whorish profile I ever saw was something like "I would like to meet new friends and then we'll see what happens ;)"
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>>29062096
>implying men arn't supposed to do ALL the work


has anyone noticed only men can be funny without needing to be sexually crude
>lmao VAGINA
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>open tinder
>"single mother"
>"my kids are my world"
>"its all about the banter"
>"my idea of a first date is a nice night out"
>*is fat*

I decided to just stick to the night clubs.
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>>29060846
this is a literal meme
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>>29062125
>tongue in cheek
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>>29060731
That's one girl. She has a fucking kid, isn't that hot, lives 80 miles away from you, is 18 and clearly stupid.

Why do you care what her profile says bro, plenty of other girls

Also of all the girls (about 20) I've fucked off tinder since I moved to a new city last summer almost all of them have said something like that in their profile.

They just say that so they don't look like whores if someone they know sees their profile and to keep retards from just going "Hey baby ur hot lets fuck"

Have a conversation or whatever your best attempt at a conversation is, try to meet up with her, and boom bedroom
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>>29062125
>tongue in cheek sarcasm
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>>29060871
Nah I hope he did, then he fucked her and knocked her up and left
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>just get a tinder bro what's the worst that can happen
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>>29060919
It's the 20 pounds of makeup
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>>29062223
>tfw forgot the pic
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>>29062173
i know this is probably a problem with me, but i personally do not find it charming or funny in the slightest when women make these kinds of comments. it feels like theyre saying it as a joke, but if push comes to shove they completely mean what theyre saying.
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>>29062118
what age did you put on your profile?

are the girls on there trash tier?
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>>29062275
>he doesnt know modern women arnt joking when they say it
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>>29062237
Damn...funny, these are the choices I give to my tinder matches on my Chad account.
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>>29061724
>women literally go out of their way to fuck up your self esteem
I know this feel all too well
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>>29062338
>tfw keep forgetting pics >>29062275
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>>29062237
give her the Bob Ross quote about there being no mistakes, only happy acidents
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>>29061724
mfw you autists are dickheads like this all the time but the second a qt3.14 does it to you it is some kind of atrocity
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>>29062275
they are half joking at best, the joke exists cause they want it to be the truth deep down, every last one of them
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>>29062341
>>29062352
>>29062340
#womeninnuttshell
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>>29060731
You got this from reddit didnt you fucking faggot
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>>29062368

Does anyone else find this pathetic? Girls going out of their way to put down guys to stroke their ego. I don't know if I want a GF even. Why would you want to date such crazy people?

If they weren't cute would you still be interested? Probably not.
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>>29062364
You're thinking of the normalfaggots that come here to pretend they're robots all the while taking huge shits on actual robots.
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>>29062370
>he expects me to authentically collect all these photos
>he doesnt know reddit niche subreddits have more OC than 4chan because of the way threads are
give me an eternal tinder general and ill stop going on reddit for the pics
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>>29061196
>afraid to talk to them
literally how
I mean I can understand if it were facebook or some shit but you literally have never met these girls before. Even if they reject your or ignore you everything will go back to being exactly the same as it was before you matched with them.
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>>29062466
>eating a girls' pussy is no longer enough
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Any girl more than 15 miles away is not worth it
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>>29061738
Nah, I get that feeling too. Every year it seems less and less in the cards because of how trashy and fast food-like dating culture has become.
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>>29062439
>tfw eternal tinder threads will no longer be on /fit/
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>>29061553
>>29061247
Seconding this, my 5'8" friend found a 6 foot blonde cheerleader fuckbuddy who drives him around and buys him stuff on tinder. I fucking hate my friends.
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>>29061302
>>29061497
>catholics in charge of morals
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>>29062490
If this is real, then the fact that somebody thought it was okay to post this for everybody to see tells me either one of two things: that either society has degenerated to the point where this isn't shocking anymore, or that women have so much power they can get away with anything. Neither proposition is good.
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>>29060846
Jesus fucking Christ women literally want to be treated like the last vagina on earth

>>29060731
what a joke

>>29061247
no thanks I don't want my dick to fall off from those tinder sluts anyways.
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>>29062525
>The Passion of the Christ
>mfw

That's pretty good
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>>29062568
not even meme'ing but a lot of profiles have It I just didnt take time to SS them or take them from leddit when I passed by them
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>>29062615
Motherofgod.jpg
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>>29062525
Holy shit, I gotta use that line.
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>>29062648
>>29062568
>tinder whores
welcome to 2016
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>>29062439
I appreciate your honesty senpai. imma leave you alone now
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>>29062664
so if a girl is giving 1 word answers like this its because she secretly wants the dick?

please say yes
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>>29062568
I got sum news for you m8
>>29062681
all good m8, I agree most of reddit is trash except the niche subreddits and even then they're full of trash memes you have to wade through for good stuff
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>>29062739

Is this your average Tinder profile. Society really is degenerate af F a M.
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>>29062275
>dating women
>2016
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I've never used Tinder before. Is it just for dating? Or can I make an account to find potential friends, too?
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>>29062568
women have lost their femininity and it is very unattractive. they drink like men,they talk like men,they sleep around like men, they are rude like men and they cut their hair like men. I want of this ride.
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>>29062615
How super fucking Chad does your profile pic have to be to do this
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>>29062568
>2016
>having hope in women
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>>29062824

Just date a transgirl anon. They're men but they're trying extremely hard to be feminine to the point where they're basically more feminine than today's women.

The Jews have shaped the world into a strange parody of what it once was, huh?
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>>29062568
>he doesnt know the elaborate jew meme to get us to eat shit
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alfa fux &&& beta buxx
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>>29062912

What will the Jews do next? I mean, how much farther can they take this bullshit anyways.
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>>29062979
pegging, its already starting to get popular
>>29062879
step 1: be attractive
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>>29062568
>that either society has degenerated to the point where this isn't shocking anymore, or that women have so much power they can get away with anything

It's both. Remember when this guy was considered shocking?
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>>29063017
I KEEP FORGETTING THE FUCKING PICTURE
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>>29062813
No one wants to be your friend dude
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>>29063017

Pegging has been around for years though anon.
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>>29062664
Post a screenshot of your tinder profile now you big faggot
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>>29062900
I think you are right fuck feminists for ruining women they use to be cute and shit now they are just disgusting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fh6QHNbrdBs
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>>29060846
when you pay for just yourself you get what you pay for
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>>29063051
yeah but it hasn't been mainstream, ass eating was here for a while too

>>29062568
read tthe first word of this profile anon

women are butt sluts
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>>29063112
I FORGOT THE MOFO PIC AGAIN >>29062568
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>>29060731
The kid is white and blue eyed so I would be okay adopting it. I'm 30 and wealthy, have a good job etc.. So I would not mind getting a good looking 18 year old as a wife to pump out some kids with.
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>>29062900
>Just date a transgirl
Nigga, that's gay
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> manIets on suicide watch
o
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>>29062568
welcome to a jewish paradise
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>>29063155
so are you scrub
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>>29063213
>reddit in charge of tinder memes
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>>29063112

Memeing aside, ass eating really hasn't taken off has it? Has it!? I remember hearing normies joking about it at my uni once but it was a joke. I hope it doesn't take off though.

>mfw normies of the future will be a lot creepier than robots

>>29063095

I don't know though anon, transgirls tend to be SJWs and very sensitive/neurotic. The ones I've met are annoying to even sit next to. Very sociopathic, very narcissistic. Look like men irl. If I met a nice one I wouldn't even care if she was 100% passing, I'd consider it.
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>>29063221
>Dating transgirl is not gay
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>>29063124
>a girl actually sat down and wrote out a bio to "secretly" admit her love for anal

Interesting.
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>>29063251
if normies have started joking about it its pretty obvious they do it in the bedroom
>>29063288
all women love butt stuff

its the new viriginity
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I don't get why people find these "lol anal on the first date" and similar lines on female profiles are funny.

They are all just copied and pasted by all women, because it's just like womens' senses of humor, just repeating things they've heard before acting like they made them up
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>>29063302

>it's the new virginity

Holy shit anon you're a genius. I just realized why they like it, it means they get 2 virginities instead of just 1 which increases their value. You're a slut? Doesn't matter, only on one side, the other hole is still pure. Topkek.
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>>29063342

Nothing new about this meme. Christian girls have been using anal to stay pure for a long time.
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>>29063342
feminist are actually trying to remove the concept of virginity right now so guys can think they still have value.
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>have to link fb to use

no thanks
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FUCKING DEGENERATE WOMEN FUUUUUUUUCCCCCKK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>29063213
Jewish girls are the biggest whores. Just look at all the Jewish porn stars.
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>>29063033
>are you Microsoft

made me cringe so fucking hard
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>>29063316
>he thinks its a joke
>>29063342
the funny thing is any LTR past 7 months can easily get anal if the dude wants it
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>>29063476

I liked it, it was cute.
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>>29062813
It is mostly for dating and sex, depnding on what you look like.
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>>29063505

FINALLY A GIRL WITH CLASS
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>>29063513
Then end your life
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Tinder is only good if you're 6/10+
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>>29063539

But I don't have a life ;_;
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>>29062813
I think you have to have a kikebook to use Tinder.
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>>29063033
>im a girl i dont use pick up lines

fucking exactly. girls dont have to do FUCKING SHIT

I listen to Bill Burr's podcast and he said this exact same thing about his wife. he tried a thing where she would try to pick him up in a bar, like if she was the guy and he was the woman, and he was a complete bumbling sperglord, just like all girls would be if they had to be the ones to approach a guy
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>>29063573
Women are retarded but it doesn't matter to them senpai.
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>>29063566
I made a fake one just now.
Used a real picture though.
Already matched with a qt with big tits and a weird looking weeb girl, but eh, I just want them for nudes anyways.
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>>29063573
can you imagine some men work their entire life for a woman who hasnt worked a day?
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>>29063629
>PREGNANT 18 YEAR OLD
>MY PORSCHE

WHAT THE FUCK
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>>29063617
I hope you look like a chad
>>29063650
daddy money
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>>29063650
Welcome to the easy mode of life, a whole alternative universe happening right in front of us. One that we won't never be able to access.
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>>29063617
Take pics of your endeavors, dude. Let the less fortunate cheer you on.
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>>29061277
what the fuck?

I am 32 I think. I am a kissless virgin. This is what people my age are doing? How the fuck does these eben happen?

I am happy to be a robot. Fuck social interaction. I have a cat and a computer to play video games.
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>>29060731
>tfw auto-right swiped on every girl
>no matches
>no more girls left
>somehow manage to not match with every woman in a major American city
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>>29063721
>take pics
you need to be a chad to get good noods
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>>29061641
ORIGINALCOMMENT

COMMENTORIGINAL
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>>29061321
>Two screen shots of her just bitching out over nothing
Why didn't she just play GTAV?
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>>29063791
>I'm fat!!! not 'curvy' or some bullshit. fat.

at least she acknowledges it
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>>29063770
>kv
>32
youre missing out on whores
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>>29063629
>bartholomew
Holy shit, that's gotta be bait, what an ugly name.
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>the dog snapchat filter

why does this make me so angry?
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>>29062199
>tfw youre an herbalife coach and still fat as fuck
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>>29063815
>im a NEET!!!!
where is my gf now?
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>Wow apparently women enjoy sex too!
Get over it faggots
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>>29062568
>hopeless romantic wanders into a tinder thread
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>>29060731
It's just a roose op. If Chad came along you really think she wouldn't fuck him in a second. You have to take her out on a date or two and pretend you want long term, but then just stick it in
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>>29063860
she looks like an alien or something. why are her arms so long
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>>29063882
Are these real fucking profiles? Cmon be honest
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>>29063837
It's design to annoy people.
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>>29061277
>Ravenclaw, Hobbit, Jedi
Gee do I miss the days when I was ridiculed for liking Star Wars
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>>29063860
>your
Swiped left.
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>swipe on a girl
>both a match
>send her a message
>her response is "Fuck off."
Why even swipe?

>swipe on a girl
>she seems cool
>we talk a bit
>go to a movie
>tell her it's been a while since I've been on a date
>she says shes a lesbian
>ask her why she put straight
>"There's no one cool on the gay settings."
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>>29063915
>are these real people
are you really asking if women are whores?

fucking yes these are real
>>29062568
see >>29063374
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>>29062887
maybe shes just funny. id give her a shot.
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>get 1 match with cute girl
>about to message her
>she unmatches me
>mfw my bio says I'm 5'6
>mfw I'm 5'6
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>>29061980
>back door is clean as a whistle
NOPE. I refuse to believe this is a real one. Women do NOT talk like this.
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>>29064005
>I have BOOBS
>HAHAH BOOBS
>VAGINA
women humor
>>29064019
>5'7"
>match with a super cutie that has chill interests
>exactly my type
>5'10"
FUCK
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>>29064057
There's some false flagging going on here
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>>29062173
>your bank account has commas
>she would probably go as low as 1,000.
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>>29064057
>he thinks women ae clean beings who arn't whores
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>>29064067
>>29064005

here is men humor, actual humor
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>>29063685

These conversations are just awful.
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>>29061668
oh fuck im florida too
i think i barely meet those laws
is it 3 years?
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>>29064019
>5'8
>match a grill on Happn
>really hit it off, we can't stop talking
>decide to go to the movies
>turns out she's 5'9 and looks NOTHING like her photos, she was qt but FUCK SNAPCHAT FILTERS
Apparently she didn't mind being taller than me, but I felt like I was walking around with my big sister. After that I just stopped contact, it's a shame because I was falling for her mane
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>>29064057
nice meme, m8

women are not whores amiright?
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>>29061085
>post yfw even chad doesnt get matches with women

That guy is a shitskin.
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>>29064103
>your bank account has commas
>she would probably go as low as 1,000.
Yeah, is she dumb or just easy to please.
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>>29064057
women SERIOUSLY dont talk like this RIGHT

women MUST NOT be WHORES!
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>>29060731
Honestly, she is beautiful, and not a coalburner, as long as uncucking (i.e. getting her pregnant with my own child) is on the table, then I might be okay with it desu.
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>>29064178

Commas as in plural, fampai
>1,000,000
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Anyone else here live in oklahoma?
Slim pickings desu
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>>29063161
Her children will be almost guaranteed manlets
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>>29064057
time to take a hard red pill anon
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>>29064170
I don't even know how to take in that bio... who says she takes 2 dicks and then kisses you and tells you she loves you?
Bitches like this are why I can't trust a hoe.
Even then this is directed completely towards Chad.
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>>29064178
That is a comma, not commas. Notice it is plural. 1,000,000 is minimum.
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>tfw 24 year old virgin
>can't use tinder because i have no friends and I'm a complete shut-in because i have no friends so all my pictures would be me in my room
>dont even bother trying with one
>will never have anything close to a relationship or friends in my life

even with how easy shit like tinder makes it, i still have nothing.
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>>29061321
>looks come last
>goes on the most shallow form of meeting people in existence

Bitches really are retarded
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>>29064184
Israel

originalis
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>>29062093
So it's true what they say about Catholics and Anal....
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>>29064057
haha women dont like dick in their butthole

Right? haha
>>29062568
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>>29061371
>I dress like this because I want too
>I dress like this because it makes me feel good

jesus christ Im repulsed
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The men are probably just as bad on tinder. I wouldn't think an app that matches people solely on looks would be filled with nice people.
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>>29064057
pffffft you're right anon its not possible these women could ACTUALLY likw ANAL
>>29062568
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>>29064229
Only normies can get pictures of themselves t b h senpai.
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>>29061714
Girls seriously just go run on the fucking treadmill and do shitty form squats and wanna boast about working out. EVERYONE works out, you're not special.
BITCHES DO EVERYTHING FOR FUCKING ATTENTION. EVERY SINGLE MOVE THEY MAKE IS CALCULATED FOR ATTENTION

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>29064328
tfw forgot pic again

ANAL
>>29064067
>>29062568
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>>29063836
>what an ugly name.
Hey fuck you, man.
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