femanon feels

>>29059133

Kekkities.

I hope you get what exactly you're wishing for.

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tfw no mexican bf

he has to be a true 1.80m + light skinned macho from the north, though. I hate ugly chilangos ugh

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>>29059133
>Tfw you make a poo while on your period and it squeezes the menstrual blood out like toothpaste from a tube

>>29059411
>mexican
>1.80m
kek

>>29059133
>>29059411

Well I'm a pasty AF Puerto Rican but not sure if I'd date a fembot. Not that I could anyway because we're on the internet

>>29059133
>no Dominican BF

am right here, que lo que.

>>29059748
Oye mmg klk mani

>>29059748
>>29059770
>dating unhygienic socially-maladjusted internet women

The thirst is strong on this one. Suave pana!

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>>29059620

Reporting in, only half mexican tho

>>29059770
I don't know what's worse, that I actually understood that or I laughed.

>>29059819
nah man it's all good.
she doesn't know that am half white and lack most of my Dominican culture knowledge thus making me an outsider wearing Dominican skin

I have a white heart.

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Damn are Hispanic robots so desperate that they'd date a fembot?

You're making us look bad jodios muertos-de-hambres bellacos!

>>29059906

>imploding there are any roasties in this thread let alone this board

>>29060001

Hmm I forgot, Good observation, it's just male robots role-playing as fembots. Kinda pathetic, but hey whatever they're into.

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>>29059133
>mfw Dominican

Can you explain these feels

>>29060071
got any booze primo?

>>29059133
tfw no chad bf to keep me warm :'(

>>29059879
>>29059819

Ya tu sabes

I'm not even dominican. I'm Mexican and Puerto Rican (5'10") and from New York City

>>29059620
>>29059411
I'm 1.83 and I'm the shortest of my 3 brothers. I'm from the north too but I have brown skin, not light.

>>29059829
Ahogate con mis huevos, pendejo.

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>>29060071
>weekend comes
>Parents blaring Bachata blaring at 10 AM
>Family yelling

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>>29060217

You're gonna build that wall

>>29060219
>your uncle probably touched you when you were young
>you're gonna end up fucking your cousin
>you'll always be compared to bachata superstars by non-dominicans or non-latinos
>you are a literal platano

>>29059906
I'd fuck anything. I'm a fucking satyr.

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>Got robot bf from r9k
>Nice and very caring for me
>Has a small dick and doesn't fill me up like my exes
It's really frustrating. And I can't admit to him without sounding like a huge slut

>>29060219
>uncle sold cocaine
>you have like 50 cousins, barely know any of their names
>there's a block party every day
>walk around in the street and get greeted because they know a guy that knows a guy that knows his cousin that knows your father.
>all you want to do is live the way you want to live but dad is urging you to become a taxi driver

>>29060393
Well most any guy's forearm is longer and wider, so there's always that 8)

>>29059411
i'm sinaloan mixed with white and 6ft hmu