CHAD, BRAD, & THAD are given a year & $100k to fix you, you think they'll be able to fix you?
>>29058111
Cant fix manlet
>>29058111
They could get me a nice suicide with that much money.
Fuck them give me 100k and I'll fix myself
>>29058111
My asshole is not big enough for 3 weiners though.
>>29058111
I don't see why not with 100k
How much does that leg extension surgery cost?
>>29058111
I am already chad though, and I don't need the 100k, I mean it'd be nice to have but I have plenty of money lel
>>29058125
You can get your legs lengthened for about 20 to 40k nowadays. Manlets officially have no excuses anymore.
>>29058164
but you will look like t-rex with short arms
>>29058111
>train my fat body into peak condition
>buy me clothes
>close the gap between my front teeth
>arrange meetings with practice girls and escorts and brainwash me into a normalfag/chad
>throughout the whole year they encourage me saying: We're all gonna make it brah
It's possible but they are going to have to force my lazy ass.
>>29058224
>implying that women care
>>29058254
Your arms are supposed to be just as big as your legs. It will be noticeable, especially if you can't reach your toes
>>29058111
If they're motivated to "fix" me they could do it with $5,000 or less, with $100,000 they can make me into a pussy slayer. (Considering that money could contribute to better clothing, car, furniture, etc.)
>>29058111
No, because I don't want to be fixed. I'm comfortable with the way I am and the way things are right now.
do i get penis enlargement surgery as well? that is the only thing that could fix me everything else is a waste of time. you could be the best looking man on the planet to everyone's standards but if you have a 3 inch dick it's not happening.
>>29058111
>implying they're not just gonna pocket the cash and tell you "just be yourself bro"
lack of material resources is not the reason I'm a failure. It's a lack of motivation, willpower, and the correct personality. Money doesn't change that.
>middle
ayy
Can't fix autism and an abusive childhood.
>>29058111
God, Brad is hot. No, though. I don't need their sympathy, I'm comfortable in my misery.
>>29058349
Yes you can. Stop being a puss. The Chads couldn't do it, though. You have to have it beaten out of you and forced into work and productivity until you died, though.
>>29058345
Locus from Berserk is pretty based.
>>29058111
They're strongly motivated by money so they would probably succeed in at least temporarily fixing me.
>>29058443
>and forced into work and productivity until you died, though.
won't work actually
normies don't give you any credit for working and being productive and improving yourself when you don't actually want to, they only give you credit for having the correct motivation
>>29058481
You can be made useful, though. You won't be happy or liked by yourself or others. You can be used, still.
>>29058443
can you speak proper English please so I can understand what message you're trying to convey
>>29058224
>>29058279
>tfw manlet with really long arms
tell me more about this
>>29058111
"genetics" I'm pretty sure anyone can attain this with willpower. I admire them for their supreme dedication. Being a "manlet" isn't an excuse.
>>29058547
Your legs are sawed in half with a surgical saw and then an internal rod is placed in your femur or your tibia, or an external fixator if you prefer. Every day the broken bones are distracted by about 1mm until your femur/tibia is about 3cm longer than it was prior to the surgery. Then the rod is removed and a prothallus forms and eventually your leg heals up good as new.
I underwent leg lengthening and went from 5'10 to 6'0. AMA
>>29058761
pics or it didn't happen desu
>>29058775
pics of what?
>>29058761
>5'10 to 6'0.
wow you sure are a big guy now
>>29058761
>tfw going to get LL to go from 6'0.5 to 6'2 pretty soon
>>29058761
how much it costs?
>>29058111
I don't need fixing.
This is the fate that was given to me, and with time it became the fate i want. The fate i love.
The fate of one.
>>29058111
Guy on the right fucked up on his roids and got gyno
Fix yourself Thad
>>29058111
I could fix myself with 100k. Pay off my student debt and actually afford to finish my course and keep a roof over my head.
>>29058865
I underwent my procedure in St. Petersburg for about 40,000 USD. In America, the prices range up to +100,000.
>>29058817
I've noticed a big difference in my life. I don't regret it at all.
>>29058761
The surgeon agreed to do it at 5'10?
Fix you, how exactly?
I am willing to bet a significant amount of money that I and probably the majority of others on this board are more red-pilled than these guys... in more ways than one.
They are the type of men that live their entire lives trying to impress women they don't know. Posing topless like women, thinking about getting a tan, taking pictures of themselves everyday... Sure, they will likely have children and possibly end up in a high paying job but it's more than likely that they are solely the way they are due to nepotism, upbringing, and ''privilege''
Throw these same men into any other lifestyle without as much easily accessible opportunity and they will crumble like whiny fucking women.
I have no respect for children of rich men, who, despite all of the possibilities to actually do something productive, to be resourceful with their time on this planet, instead all they do is go to the gym, get a tan and pose for cameras all day... Men who wear tights, men who follow while pretending to be leaders.
I have respect for self made men, men who had nothing and ascended through sheer force of will. Smart men who taught themselves all that they know. Men who aren't so distracted by maintaining the status quo of their meaningless fucking social lives. Men who don't live solely to bang the hottest girl, or drive the nicest car.
Let them carry on as they are, and continue being the ''filler'' of people, which is exactly what they are. They will not produce anything of value, they will not bring change (good or bad) in any way whatsoever. They will always be the nameless winners of the short battle, but the forgotten nobodies of the long war.
Also, who even cares about looking like this? Unless you're ugly, no one cares. Same with sex... It's just sex if you are fucking frequently, it only becomes a problem and a big deal when you are not getting any at all. Same with money. Same with well, pretty much everything. OP, you ugly fucker.
>>29058231
>>train my fat body into peak condition
>>buy me clothes
>>close the gap between my front teeth
>>arrange meetings with practice girls and escorts and brainwash me into a normalfag/chad
>>throughout the whole year they encourage me saying: We're all gonna make it brah
At end of the year, I'd still be a khv.
Just a better looking, better dressed khv that can pass for normal from 30 yards off.
>>29058111
No, because Chad doesn't get laid much outside of highschool unless he has game.
Tyrone could and would fix you up though.
>>29058761
How do you work out legs then ? Aren't you afraid your legs will break off if you put any heavy stress on them ? That's messed up...
>>29059149
>they will crumble like whiny fucking women
Do they?
On the other hand, i enjoyed your post. You see this "instant gratification" culture enables this kind of behavior.
>>29059056
That's why I had to go to Russia.
>>29059219
You will break your legs if you stress them before they've healed fully. About 2 years after the surgery, your legs will be as strong as they were before. After about a single year of recovery, I was able to walk without support.
>>29059280
Holy shit, you couldnt walk under your own power for a full year?
>>29059346
I was able to move around with the help of crutches and wheelchairs, but if I had placed my full body weight on my legs it would have broken the thalluses and extended my recovery time.
Note; during the entire process painkillers are forbidden because they inhibit growth, so you REALLY don't want to take any chances walking until you're sure that your body can take the stress.
>>29059432
sounds like you paid a shit load to basically become a cripple and fuck over your legs. BRB 315 squats, BRB Jumping, BRB running, BRB anything heavy on legs !
>>29058761
this sounds like a ridiculously bad idea
>>29059149
Sure, brah, whatever.
I've had over 500 women and I'm not even 21. Primo tail, and 90% of them came onto me first.
My family has money, I have looks and a big dick. My life is partying and sex, gtl, no consequences. Wake, bake, and make.
As it should be.
In other words, I already have what the rest of you want. This is what all of you would do if you were me. Even you.
Get off your high horse, dude. You might even get laid once in a while.
>>29058111
>Split it 3 ways, $33,333 each
>Spend the dollar on a mcdonalds cheeseburger
>Give it to me
>I am now happier because I have a cheese burger
Easy.
>>29059540
40,000 dollars isn't a lot of money for 2 inches of height.
I can and do squat, jump, run, and many other activities. My surgery doesn't inhibit my life today at all, but rather enhanced it.
From the first day I went back to America I immediately noticed the difference; when I speak to women they are more flirty and men treat me with respect always. I don't have to choose between being everyone's bitch or being known as the guy with the napoleon complex. My body doesn't look comical anymore.
Yes, it was definitely worth being crippled for a little while and it was definitely worth the daily excruciating pain. Just a little bit more height made all the difference in the world and I'm so grateful for the modern advances in medicine.
If I was born 20 years ago I imagine I would just have been straight FUCKED.
>>29059588
If you go about it properly and safely, it's a great idea. Definitely not for everyone, especially people who have a low pain tolerance. It's probably the closest a human can come to hell.
>>29059627
5 10 isn't even short dude. I'm 5 10 and feel lucky since i know lot of guys shorter than me. Not judging you for getting the surgery since everyone has their own feelings / opinion etc. I just think it was completely unnecessary desu. I could see if your like 5 5 or something though.
>>29059596
Sure, brah, whatever
Brad is ugly as fuck.
>>29059729
I spend most of my time in Europe, especially the Netherlands and Norway. 5'10 is short there even more so than it is here in the states. It really was a necessary thing to do.
>>29059596
Yo, is this Brian?
It's Cody, ran into ya in Cabo on Bennie's yacht. Mambo mamajammin'.
How's it hangin, brah? Nice to see some chill people posting here for a change.
>>29058111
DESU depends if they act like bros or act like they're better than me. If all they do is grind my self esteem I ain't going anywhere.
I don't know, the odds are pretty stacked against them.
>>29059756
couldnt you get 2 more inches for wearing bigger shoes?
