>he doesnt have a beard
holy shit why not you faggot?
Because I look cleaner without one
>>29057542
Because I can afford razors you filthy hippie
Get a job!
>>29057542
Show us your shitty beard OP.
>>29057542
too little hairs/only grows on one part of my face
>>29057542
>beard
>le 9gag memes
dude, you what now ?
Because it's summer time and I'm in Georgia. It's too hot for that shit. I'll grow it back for winter but when hot temperatures come it has to go.
>>29057542
i just turned 19. i only get it on my neck. literally a neckbeard, comes up onto my actual face only like an inch. and it's all asymmetrical, like on the left side it's solid along my whole jaw but on the right there's just a gap where it doesnt grow
it's JUST as fuck, takes like 3-4 weeks. i usually shave about once every few days
>>29058179
>georgia
Anon pls. im in new orleans and its another level hot here
>>29057542
because I have a strong jawline
>>29058199
I would never survive any place hotter than here.
>>29058219
The sun is the worst part. when im in the shade im fine
>implying everyone can grow a full beard
muh genetics
beards are a nu male thing now
>when you realize you're the hipster for shunning facial hair
>>29057542
Perma-stubble master race
The shaved face symbolizes youth and power.
>beards
lmfao
>>29057542
Because I have a jaw and I'm not a nu male
>>29058197
>tfw I know this feel
>have just a few hairs on my cheeks
>there are more little hairs growing on my right cheek than my left
>99.9 percent of it is on my neck, and a few hairs are on my chin
>the chin hair isn't even that good, just a few tiny chin hairs like shaggy from scooby doo
The worst part is that it grows significantly every single fucking day. Within 4 days it becomes quite noticeable, so if I don't take the time to clean shave 1-2 times a week it's already visible.
I stopped caring as much about it though, but people still make negative remarks on it occasionally
>>29058339
>>29058337
>>29058216
>>29057566
shit genetics plebs detected
>I-I don't have a beard because it's s-stupid guys!
quit making excuses
>>29058274
is at least man enough to admit it
I got a full beard going at the moment. My arab genes really shine through my facial hair. People literally cross the street or stumble around when they see me coming.
>>29058329
>youth
yes. you look like a kid.
>power
literally wat.
>>29058392
>having a jaw = shit genetics
No. Having a jaw that's so shitty you need to cover it up is bad genetics.
I've got a full beard going on at the moment. My Arab genes really shine through my facial hair.
People literally cross the street and stumble around when they see me coming.
Hilarious.
But at the same time, I have more girls hitting on me than ever.
>>29058407
>they
>you look like a kid
No. YOU look like a kid shaved because of your receeding jaw. Not me.
>>29058358
i know that so much
i get that "touch o soul" right on my lower lip, then i get it solid on my chin, all over the neck with a few random patches missing, up to the left side of the mandible where it comes up onto the face just a little bit, and connects with the sideburn. on the right, it doesnt even come up on my face at all, it stops right on my jaw.
and there are also random spots of ginger in it while my hair and eyebrows are black
the worst of it is my moustache. CONSTANT shade on my upper lip, even when i shave the shit out of it. it doesnt connect down to the chin either so i immediately turn to shit if i am unshaven
At least im not chinless or jawless
![foto_kenyataan_dan_impian-20150702-010-rita[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3X0aBpj.jpg "foto_kenyataan_dan_impian-20150702-010-rita[1].jpg")
>>29058392
>shit genetics plebs detected
>I-I don't have a beard because it's s-stupid guys!
>quit making excuses
Every neckbeard says that exact same thing
>>29058438
no, YOU look like a kid. kids and women cant grow beards.
>>29058495
>ugly people are ugly
nice critical thinking, idiot. he wouldn't look any better without a beard.
>>29058507
Kids and women also have weak jawlines.
![z052y0G[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Nh0GFY5.jpg "z052y0G[1].jpg")
>More beard arguments
a man without a beard is like a bull without horns.
>>29058539
get some self respect. no beard AND no jaw? wow thats rough.
>>29057542
because I can't even grow a beard. Fuck genetics
growing a beard is like not wiping your ass.
Just because your body does something naturally doesn't mean you can just leave it how it lies.
Bearded men are garbage-tier social rejects.
>>29058640
except shit doesn't get in your beard. and i wash my beard everyday, just like my hair.
if you really want to play the hygiene card, post a pic of your skin bald head and eyebrows shaved off.
>>29058710
>all amounts of dishygeinic hair are equal
>any hair at all is the same as a huge mess of sauce-crusted snotty hair on your face
I bet you think girls don't like big dicks too, don't you dicklet. it's not how much you have, right? it's what you do with it!
beards are gay though,
>>29058544
classic bear look
>>29057542
I don't like body hair.
>>29057542
My beard isn't very attractive. Best I can pull of is a goatee and some decent sideburns. Not underage btw I'm 27 just never got good beard genetics. I look better clean shaven desu sometimes I go with 1-2 days stubble.
>>29058756
Man I hate people like you, that continue to fucking talk even thought you know you're wrong. fuck off
I spend a lot of time outside in really hot weather so I shave all the hair on my head
>>29058756
are you claiming that the head on your hair or your eyebrows don't get dirty? that would be extremely retarded.
>food in your beard!
do you eat like a fucking dog or something? with a fork or spoon you dont get anything in your beard. and when you do, you can just wipe it off. wow, it's like magic!
>I bet you think girls don't like big dicks too, don't you dicklet. it's not how much you have, right? it's what you do with it!
can you expand on this argument? it's bizarre how an idea like that formed in your head and you physically typed it out. it's completely irrelevant here.
>>29057542
>why
I can't grow anything.
>>29058806
>beardfag gets butthurt
i guess all that ratty stinking food-crusted mess on your face wasn't enough of a shield to protect you from>tfw beard makes you look like a violent hobo
>>29058897
it's so easy to get beardfaggots buttmad.
why don't you go ahead and post a photo of your epic mane, big guy? let us see your splotchy, acne-peppered chin filth and laugh at you.
I go through cycles of beard and no-beard. Basically when it gets too long I shave it all off and let it grow again. Mostly because of laziness. I like to keep it extra long in the winter.
>>29058951
>man without beard enters beard thread
>spergs out at men with beards
>calls others butthurt
now i've seen it all.
>>29057542
>covering up the shit bits of your face
Literally the male equivalent of those insecure girls with dyed hair and wearing too much makeup.
Very nu-male too now.
>>29059008
but thenwhy are you so mad then
>>29058591
But you're the one with no jaw.
>>29058986
>>29059064
this is what people say that lose an argument. you're trying to get the last word by spamming ''u mad''.
>>29058337
>tfw you look like a nu-male
>>29058461
>tfw mustache is a mix between a fu manchu and a pencil moustache
>literally nothing in the middle of the philtrum
JUST
>>29059066
statistically you are the one without a jaw. high levels of testosterone gives you a square jaw and a beard. you can't grow a beard so you probably don't have a jaw either.
>>29058986
you failed to answer any of my questions. you lose.
beards are boutique mathculinity shit
the beard meme needs to die
>>29059115
testosterone also makes you more likely to be in prison
>>29059263
but shaving is the real meme. when you look at history men have never really shaved until about 100 years ago because of gas masks. do you wear a gas mask every day, anon?
>>29059293
so you have low testosterone.
