My friend can't get laid, is a kissless virgin, and never had a gf.
How do I help him? I'm too fat to pull any girls myself to redirect his way.
>>29055994
Who is this guy and why do you hate him?
>>29056006
He's a NIGGER that's why.
just a normal looking negroid
is he short or something?
>>29056327
he's 6' 1" and girls tell me he is ugly and some even hate him because he isn't funny.
>>29056379
I mean, that's because they hate black guys. He looks fine.
>>29056438
why do they hate black guys? Did he do something wrong?
>>29056672
some people are simply racist that's all
the op's friend honestly does look fine
>>29056672
>Did he do something wrong?
Being born black. That's what white people hate. They all want Aryan.
>>29056715
Well the girl that ignored him and seemed irritated that he even spoke to her when I was trying to help him get laid was half-asian.
I'm not sure if that means anything.
>>29056672
probably not.
White women will only go for blacks if they act like thug niggers. They don't like white washed uncle toms. If they wanted someone who acts white, they can just get a white guy.
It sucks to be a beta black person. People of all races, even their own, will hate them.
>>29056672
He will have more luck trying to fuck a black girl.
Most people stick to their own race.
>>29056699
>>29056715
MUH RACISTS IS WHY I CANT GET LAID
holy fuck r9k you take any straw you can grasp
>>29056774
Black girls only want "real niggas" not the one in OP's pic.
>>29056762
Do you even know how to pull women yourself? That's the key thing about being a wingman . Plus, he has to "be chill". Tell him to relax around people and just listen to what they say. If that still doesn't work, you're trying to hook him up with racist bitches
He should wear darker colors maybe
>>29056774
Black girls don't like him either, especially the ones who speak in ebonics, so I think you're full of shit.
We we out at a club once and we saw girls of three different races fawning over this white Chad that we met. The talked to me a bit, but they all utterly ignored him even though he talked the most and had the most presence.
>>29056780
What do you think the cause is then? I'm pretty sure many girls prefer white guys.
>>29056833
He will have to go find some degenerate slut that only fuck "black guys".
Just go to some party and some slut will throw herself at you just because of your black. He can lose his virginity that way but that is defiently not something you want as a gf.
He should get a black girl for gf because trust me you don't want no mixed ugly babies running around. I hate seeing that with whatever race it is. It's pure a pure fetish most of the time and you're ruining the kids.
>>29056863
He's totally relaxed and really nice.
I've fucked a fair bit of women, but I was just saying that I can't pull them at will.
>>29056780
KEK I was speaking satirical, but don't say it doesn't happen. The guy in the OP looks fine. Maybe he's unfunny, but ugly?
>>29056904
Ok autist. We'll listen to you.
>>29056935
H-how did you know I was autistic?
>>29056904
He should get a black girl.
But if a black woman wanted someone who was whitish/successful non degenerate guy, then they'll just go for a white dude.
Why would they settle for this guy?
He needs to come up to a girl, whip out his dick and say EY BBY WAN SUM BBCC?
>>29057008
You sound evil.
>>29057034
i dont think that'd go well.
>>29057047
Uncle tom reporting in.
Its true. we're fucked at this point!
No woman of any race would want to be in a relationship with us.
>>29056763
Been trying to swallow this pill my whole life. Truth.
>>29057227
>>29057241
Should OP's friend kill himself then?
>>29056379
Good to hear some women havent fall for the racemixing meme.
>>29057248
Tell him to take the black pill.
Then he'll decide wether or not to khs.
Me on the other hand...I'm at peace with it. I barely think about it anymore. tfw no gf threads barely have any meaning.
>>29057337
Yet those girls were all wanting to racemix with white guys. We didn't approach many white girls.
>>29057337
>Good to hear some women havent fall for the racemixing meme.
Then fucking tell white men stop fucking race mixing with Asian and Black women
>>29057248
No, there is still hope, he's just at the bottom of the barrel, like, the fucking bottom bottom. Tell me about him. Hobbies, day to day life, etc.
>>29057489
He does parkour for fun, owns a small online business, and likes to climb tall buildings that he can get around security for, so he's not lacking in interesting stories or being an interesting individual.
Day to day he works on an Army base for missle defense software and plays vidya when he gets home. I play him every other day in Homeworld.
Anything else?
>>29057375
What's the black pill and what does it mean?
>>29057553
>parkour for fun
No, no, no. Rockclimbing. Get him into rockclimbing at least.
>>29057576
Living with a chip on your shoulder your whole life because you're born black and the world isn't gonna respect you either way. Basically, being a 'real nigga'.
>>29057643
tell me why I should do that?
>>29057679
But if the world will hate you no matter what you do, what could you do at that point besides explode and either
a) kill people
b) ruin peoples' lives through cleverness
c) become a hermit
I can't see how you can bear to like people that hate you. Maybe I can't understand since I'm white, but if everyone did that to me I know what I'd do.
>>29057719
>c) become a hermit
the only valid option
I'm saving up my money so I can:
>move to Alaska
>buy a comfy log cabin
>adopt a husky/wolf
>spend the rest of my sorry existance alone with my doge. Disconnect myself from society.
>>29057817
Why not move to a country where there are women who marry for money?
Indonesia, Thailand, probably Ukraine etc, will marry you if you can give them a reasonable life.
Else fuck hookers or move to Thailand or Germany or somewhere that sex is legal to sell and buy and just fuck hookers.
>>29057719
Because it's a less cringy pastime and will surround him with more alpha people that will hopefully rub off on him. And to answer your second question...you don't really have a choice in the matter. It's probably why we chimp out so often. Sometimes I feel it's all people want to see me do. Like I said, being a thug nigga is the best bet you got.
>>29057857
I'm not looking for sex. Its a relationship that I want, its what most of us here wants.
Some of us crave intimacy. Who knows, I might find a qt eskimo lady to marry.
>>29057894
How is parkour cringey? Chads do it all the time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NX7QNWEGcNI
OP, what city/state do you live in?
>>29057462
niggers make for poor fathers
racemixing with a white father has a better outcome as long as it isn't Hapa
>>29058543
Sure it does anon.
>>29058500
Los Angeles
>>29055994
he looks like a respectable black guy.
>no backwards hat
>casual shirt tucked id
>belt
>pants not falling on the floor
hes probably autitstic, awkward or just beta. i guess since he doesnt follow the street thug narrative, women see him as a beta, specially black women. escorts is the best way. you get straight to the point, cheaper than an actual gf and can fuck multiple girls at once. you cant atleast say i fucked x number of women. might want to get checked for std's but the average woman nowadays fucks the same amount of men as escorts if not even more. been fucking hookers and escorts for years and have been clean, had a buddy catch syphilis from fucking an average college chick.
>>29055994
hi ari
>>29058931
That is his name, you know him?
>>29058931
>i guess since he doesnt follow the street thug narrative, women see him as a beta, specially black women
But that doesn't make any sense. That would mean that women are all commies who want everyone to be archetypes.
>>29059120
How have you not realized this shallow aspect of women yet?
>>29059518
It works to his advantage because he is white, why would he notice it?
He has no swag, like none. And black women need a guy with A LOT of swagger or they're not interested. He has the swagger of a 45 year old white man that works in the office.
>>29057337
>I'm 12 lol you don't get it mom I have friends on the internet I don't need to go to Jacob's birthday
>>29059609
OP's friend deserves a woman who isn't black in my opinion. If I was black I wouldn't date a black girl (or a white girl either)
>>29056379
If he's ugly then those girls would probably run at the sight of me.
>>29055994
>plot twist: OP is the guy in the picture
How's the bug stomping porn coming along?
>>29055994
sick fade but wearing a church shirt and dad jeans. w-why?
>>29055994
Ari needs to go.
>>29055994
He looks like some sort of shitskin so why doesn't he just go to Europe and ficki-ficki some native blonde girls?
>>29055994
He looks like a black Elliot Rodgers. Almost handsome with nice cheekbones and bone structure but then dresses and carries himself like an autist.
>>29060706
He's only attracted to asian women. Other than that, he's essentially gay.
>>29059120
his name is respectable black guy?
>>29058931
>backwards hat
Is it 1996?
>>29055994
Reminds me of the main kid from this movie.
He too had trouble interacting with his environment without succumbing to black stereotypes. He might learn something.
>>29055994
Is that Zack/Ari? I know why he ca't get laid. Because he's a fucking autist.
