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If you have a big dick (over 6 inches) you can't be a robot.
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If you have a big dick (over 6 inches) you can't be a robot. Prove me wrong.

Pro tip: you can't
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>7"
>Still a single virgin
>Probably always will be

Pls OP. Big benis doesn't solve everything.
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you show your dick to a girl and she will fuck you like a rabbit. 7 inch master race.
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>>29055874
Yeah, cause you normally go around with your dick out. No matter if your personality is shit and you can't get out of your crippling social anxiety, all you need is a big dick.
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>>29056031
Honestly having a big dick should give you incredible confidence, if you have a big dick and fail than you're a failed normie and need to leave.
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>>29055874
Dick size is irrelevant. If any girl knows your dick size you're not a robot by default. By the time a girl knows how big your dick is, you're already going to have sex. The only exception is if your dick is small enough that she'd turn you down in the moment - and even then, the 6 inches you suggested sets the bar way too high.

Girls can see how ugly, awkward, uncool etc. you are before getting with you, but they can't do the same with your dick size.
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>>29055874

6 and a half, and i've never even talked to a grill
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>>29055874
Barely over 7in here, you wrong as fuck.
>>29056083
You underestimate the power money/drugs have on people. Back in hs this girl would chill with me frequently cause I smoked her down 24/7, gave her tons of bars, got her drunk often, etc. Had a short thing with her.

Still doesn't change the fact that, aside from her, I haven't had a friend for ~5 or so years. Doesn't change the fact I sit in my room fapping to hentai all day, or that I don't work/no money etc.

Just cause someones had sex doesn't make them any less robot. Just means they got lucky.
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>>29056525
>Back in hs this girl would chill with me frequently cause I smoked her down 24/7, gave her tons of bars, got her drunk often, etc. Had a short thing with her.
The ability to even be in this situation makes you a normie.
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>>29055874
I'm 8 inches at least and I never had a gf until I was 24. Not even a kiss until 23 I think.
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>>29056590
Does it, anon? I transferred high-schools cause I did a half of shrooms at once (my first time) and blacked out. Next day everyone I knew thought I fucked dogs/fucked cats/fucked a tranny/etc and had to transfer schools cause I was being harassed daily.

I met her in the schools 'retard' program where you sit on computers and do work there instead of go to class. She came home in my (school required) taxi and we watched TV for hours, smoked the whole time, barely talked, and fucked every now and then.

Again I got lucky. There's a reason I don't have friends, money, social skills, or a job faggot
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>>29055874
>over 6 inches
>big dick

Please, if you're <9in you might as well have a clit
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4w7ZItLKDn8

you really only need to pretend to have a huge dick, fake it till you make it ;^)
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>>29055874
thats fine. robots are fags.

>7.5 reporting
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>>29055874
This is probably a bait, but whatever, here's a (you)
8" dick, i'm white, 6'2, and still couldn't get laid if my life depended on it (unless a hooker but that doesn't count) because ugly as fuck
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I've never used it on anyone, so what difference does the size make?
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There are no women nearby at the moment, and there never have been at any previous time of my life. My penis is 7", and I'm a kissless virgin at 27.

And it's not a matter of not talking to them - they aren't in my physical presence to ask. I also have $0.00, so I can't afford anything - not even a soda from a vending machine.

They want nothing to do with me. They'll never even see the dick, and it's all because I'm poor and live with my parents.
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>>29055874
Tfw 8" and totally not a robot.

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>>29056717
>Next day everyone I knew thought I fucked dogs/fucked cats/fucked a tranny/etc

did you lick your cats dick while tripping or something? Why would they think that
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I would probably be a robot if I had a little dick. So much of my social aptitude comes from pride in my decently big wiener. I wish I had an extra inch though, I'd probably be full Chad.
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>>29059132
Carry yourself like you have that extra inch.

It's not the motion of the ocean, it's the captain's outfit. B)
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>>29055874
Mine is six inches if i push down on my abdomen fat really hard. If i don't it's five. Is this good? Will losing weight give me wiener inches, or does everyone have those hidden inches?
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7.6 inch penis
>tfw average 4.9 inch girth

INFP personality

>tfw I have the heart of a lion
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>have 9" penis
>duck anytime something remotely sexual is implied
>would probably go limp with fear if anything were to happen
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Am I the only one who's never measured their dick? I just assume it's average at best. Probably below. I know pornstars aren't a good metric to judge by, but going by homemade videos, it seems about what's typical in those. Besides, who gives a fuck, not like I'm going to be using it on another human.
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Does having a 6x6 penis make me a robot despite having girls say that it's big.
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>>29055874
6 inches?
Shit, I would funking give my left nut to have a dick that was half that size
My fully erect penis is just under 2 inches, I am 6' tall and it is humiliating
I almost had sex last year, girl was really hammered, we got naked, she looked and looked, got dressed and told me I should have told her upfront that I was a FtM transsexual
Thanks for nothing god of genetics
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