Stop waiting for the thread to die you lazy cunts
t. Poleaboo
Post waifus.
1928
>>29055427
She's an absolute goddess imo
Bad start
>>29055427
>my waifu's face having watched me get destroyed in most of my Battlefleet games today
I have disappointed her lads
>>29055501
How does that last half link in her chain thing stay on
Just watched some weird porn.
Pretty sure the neighbours heard as well.
First for Louie. Forever in my robot heart.
>>29055522
Magnets anon
I just went an entire week without drinking or smoking.
Treated myself to a 27 quid meal and half an hour later, I can still taste it.
feelsgoodman
Bet 80% of people saying how inspirational Muhammed Ali is haven't even seen one of his fights.
All for people giving respect but why does everyone pretend to know someone when they die?
>>29055650
>I just went an entire week without drinking
You should go to a hospital
>>29055684
Poleaboo would like to remind you (just like every article published on the matter) that Ali was far more than a boxer
>>29055713
Post yourself dressed as a girl again please
>>29055427
VOMIT IN MOUTH
>>29055756
Don't have any new pics
I hope you all plan on getting an early night lads, it's important to get plenty of sleep and to stay hydrated.
>>29055427
Hi.
>>29055794
Fucking degenerate scum. Seek professional help you curry munching freak.
>>29055713
Yeah I hear he was a nob as well but my point still stands. Bet most of them had to Google who he was.
>>29055427
Ngl I am strongly craving a cuddle at the moment
>>29055794
p cute desu r 9 k
>>29055866
You're ridiculous
Ali is probably the most famous sportsman of all time
>>29055684
Some muslim nigger punches people for a living and gets all these moronic 20-30 year olds crying about it
/britfeel/ has been lost to the over feminized weebs. Can't tolerate this much autism.
>>29056052
>ome muslim nigger punches people for a living and gets all these moronic 20-30 year olds crying about it
>>29055427
Not my waifu but I really liked Mayuri's character.
>>29055879
I'd like a cuddle as well :( At this point I don't care if it's a guy or a girl, I just need affection. Someone to cuddle and joke around with, stay inside and watch anime all day
>>29056150
Mayuri a qt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mslZSL9Z84
FUCKING PAKI SCUM, seriously they wont fuck of my street with there BLUBLUBLU language
>>29056314
>they dont fuck of my street with there
>dont fuck of my street with there
>fuck of my street with there
>of my street with there
>my street with there
>with there
>there
>>29056142
You brighten these threads. Not even sarcasm.
>>29056372
Yea, I love spam. Really brightens the threads
Fucking mong
>>29056407
At least fedoras are funny unlike the shit being quoted
Living in a shite part of scotland , poke out of my flat to get some digestives. Guy's shooting up on my stairwell. Right then.
>>29056428
>fedoras are funny
>>29056299
Damn. Good thing I watched the subbed version
>>29056479
I think the fedoras are funny because I've never seen the same one twice from him. Pakis.
>>29055650
>I just went an entire week without drinking or smoking.
You will make up for it next week and you know it.
>>29055684
>why does everyone pretend to know someone when they die?
Normies for you. Ali was a spastic nigger.
>>29056624
>I've never seen the same one twice from him.
How is your first day on 4chan?
How can Ali be the greatest when he didn't die as champion?
Just saw a picture of KentAnon. Very interesting.
Too hot
Checked the bbc weather app thinking it was like 30 and is says 17C
In the North West btw
Genuinely don't know how people live any further south than France
>>29056878
He's not the greatest but normies are idiots who think because he's the most famous, he's the best
Same reason those retards think Stephen Hawking is most intelligent physicist
>>29056872
Where's the upvote button? xD
>>29055894
Doesnt mean they had watched him fight
>>29055427
I love her more than anything
>>29056966
sweating cobs me
NW too, post postcodeyou go first
>>29056872
Dude you are getting btfo
>>29057137
Not as btfo as you have been
Hello lads. i've done nothing but drink tea and eat pot noodles in my pj's today. Comfy as fuck.
whose /northwales/
>>29057175
I like to be btfo
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10390097
Cheers to all the lads who turned up for movie night yesterday evening. This week's poll is now open and it's our first ever theme week! Voting ends tuesday midnight, as usual.
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10390097
>>29057484
Are the rumours about KA true?
>>29057208
i'm /southwales/
>>29057662
No I was joking
Kind of want to find out my GF cheated on me so I can beat the shit out of her.
What the fuck is wrong with me?
>>29057484
Shite choices tbqh. I'm going for The Mist because I remember the ending being really good
>>29057748
If this was Roman times, being cucked is a valid reason to murder your wife.
They did some things right at least
>>29057755
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10390097
>Shit choices
Bionicle
what matters about the movie is not how god it is, its the fun we have talking and joking about it.
>>29057792
I dunno, if the movie is shit, I don't care about good the banter is
Movie Night is Dead Now
>>29057843
Had a good showing last Friday
>>29057701
Good to see another Welsh lad
>autist
>doing somthing right
https://youtu.be/64z2t12P9v0
Finally turned Football Manager off lads
What a waste of my day off
>>29058191
Please tell me you weren't playing it ALL day
>>29058226
Literally played for 13 hours
Feels bad man
Hadn't played in about 5 months as well
>>29058298
what team lad
>>29058191
I thought you were playing autism manager?
Lads there's this massive insect thing in my kitchen that flew onto my head and started freaking out. It looks like a daddy longlegs but it's buzzing and flying around. Creepy crawlies really scare me...please send help
>>29058191
That game pisses me off. I feel like I have the best team in the league, but I still lose, and I have no pissing idea why
>>29058309
Bristol Rovers
>>29058314
Autism Manager is the meme name of Football Manager
This post really upset Poleaboo
Have had this taunt biting away at me all day
>>29058406
Do you frequent /trb/ on /sp/?
>>29058406
Aye lad
Yeovil are my second team
>>29058427
It's true. You're a fat, smelly paki and you will never be the little girl you're pathetically trying to emulate either for even more attention or because you've fucked your life up so badly that you're looking for some kind of bizzare escape.
>>29058191
>>29058387
>>29058226
>>29058298
>>29058309
>>29058406
>>29058463
>>29058434
WHAT WAS LIFE BEFORE FOOTBALL MANAGER?
>>29058406
does it help manage your autism?
>>29058494
>smelly
I'm not
fuck off
>>29058523
You are beautiful Poleaboo ignore them.
Buying a coat lads
>>29058611
>Buying a coat lads
hi nigii
>>29055413
why do people who get prescribed anti psychotics stop taking them?
>>29058616
What?
oceee
I'm thinking of getting colonic irrigation, anyone tried it?
>>29058647
Poleaboo had betablockers and anti-depressants but didn't see the point in taking them as he didn't leave the house or have any ambitions anymore
>>29058463
Everyone from Yeovil I meet meets the exact inbred stereotype. It is scary.
>>29058434
Used to, haven't for years.
>>29058521
No, it extenuates it.
>>29058504
I was skipping school to play since the matches were only text, so I have no idea.
>>29056479
How's pic even possible?
How do I get rid of spots in a few weeks
>>29058853
I used meme magic to make it
>>29058768
Is that when a plumber sticks his willy up your bum bum?
>tfw literally everyone has been skipping me on Omegle last few weeks
But I am supposed to be handsome senpaitachi...
>>29058944
Depends on if we're talking about a few spots here and there or severe acne. If it's the first one just wash your face (but not too often) and don't pick them
>>29058967
I wish.
No its just they blast some water up your bum to clean out all the built up shit
Looking at this one
>>29059043
He looks a right cunt.
Coat is mediocre
>>29059043
> getting the coat version of a duvet
>>29058965
Thanks, that's what i wanted to know.
>>29058981
Same here lado. Used it once to try and boost my confidence and get used to talking to strangers but most people skipped me before I could say hi. I think it's just thirsty cunts who skip you if you're not a 'fembot'.
At least I got to match with that Eliza bitch and give her some shit
>>29059043
Looks like a bin bag with lines across it
>>29058981
If you're not a woman, why would they not skip you?
>>29059043
>what coat do you want son
>you remember that 80s fake leather chair that was padded and was never in fashion
>say no more
>>29059019
I thought that was called an enema? I guess if you're taking it up the bum it could be useful to clean it out
>>29059209
Its like way more than an enema the goal is to clear out like all of your colon and not just the first bit
>>29059198
>>29059163
>>29059086
Implying I am buying it to impress, its to keep me warm when I walk my dog at like midnight.
Also puffer jackets are in fashion rn
shit fashion
get a real coat
>>29059086
Who the fuck wouldn't want to walk around in a duvet?
I woke up at 2pm today and start work at 7am today. Should i bother sleeping? I finish at 3pm so I'll only be awake 25 hours by the time i finish
>>29059412
Show me a real coat then, you probably wear firetrap or trespass
>>29059373
Why not buy an army surplus jacket? You can get one for 40 quid in perfect condition.
>>29059470
If you can yeah
>>29059521
Because they are autistic looking, people wear them thinking they look edgy and hard. Also its not warm
really craving a cheese and onion filler sandwich lads but the local 24 hour spar hasn't got any
>>29059579
>surplus jackets are edgy and hard
>not warm
>post a picture of fake gangster niggers pretending to be hard
well, which is it?
>>29059630
Its all 3, least the fake niggers get pussy. No one in a surplus jacket does.
I've upset you haven't I? Its nothing personal they just look awful, girls will agree. At least get a bomber jacket if you dont like branded stuff
>>29059688
You're posting on r9k. You're not gettling laid lad. No matter how much you pretend to be hard for wearing a bubble jacket on a malaysian noodle making forum.
>>29059772
I never said I was, I simply said I look better in a down jacket than you do in a surplus jacket. If I went to college in one of them i'd look like a right twat. And how am I pretending to be hard? Grow some balls man sorry I insulted your "I`m so different" jacket
Tbh I Agree With Him, I've Never Seen a Single Person Look Good in a Military Style Jacket.
>>29059838
Well then we agree to disagree. You think you look good in yours and I think I look good in mine. By the college comment you're still pretty young too so I guess I'll let that slide.
>>29060060
18, also wear whatever you want, good for you. I just follow whatever is popular. Its just funny to see people on r9k think they have a clue about whats fashionable. Suppose I was kinda asking for it by posting it here though
Came to the realization that I'm a closet zoophile. I really don't want to be this way.
>>29060168
What animaI
>>29060223
Many different types, mostly horses . I'm a sick fuck who should perish my dude.
>>29059579
>>29059630
Dressing like yungen is a good idea, he is one of the most fashionable grime artists.
>>29060060
School shooter.
>>29060105
Isnt it past your bedtime kid?
>>29060168
Freak
Anyone into Clean Cut Kid? Their new cover is pretty fuckin good
>>29060265
>freak
Well yeah that was my point.Somewhere along the line some wires got crossed in my brain so now i don't know how to uncross them. It's like pedos who don't want to be pedos, what the fuck do you even do?
alright lads its official im 20 now
what gives
>>29060346
Kill yourself is a good idea senpai
>He says straight after watching adult breastfeeding videos
>>29060439
So it's agreed, we both kill ourselves then?
>>29060450
Only way, and these two as well
>>29059579
>>29059521
I like wearing my headphones while on my laptop even if I'm not listening to music
Makes me feel less anxious
>>29060472
Ok I'll kill you first then you kill me.
Suicide pacts rule.
>>29060532
hello poleaboo
>>29060576
no im Kent
>>29060626
hello fellow Kent anon
I want to ask poleaboo something but he will ignore me
Last day tomorrow
>>29060650
Poleaboo always replies to everyone
Extreme petticoating. No boys pants at all, If pants are necessary then girls pants, especially peddle pushers, or tights. Girls tops with cute sayings such as "I enjoy being a girl", printed on them. Also lace him up in tight corsets, and he must wear a padded bra. No boys toys or games. Bi-weekly counseling with me, and monthly parties with girls learning empowerment, and other boys, in various stages of petticoating all in his age group.. Permanent lock on chastity to begin on his eleventh birthday,
Initial effects were seen within the first week of his petticoating. The other boys in his gang teased, and tormented him, calling him a sissy. The removal of those boys from his life removed their bad influence. He has since made new friends, and playmates. They are the petticoated boys, and empowered young ladies in his age group that he met at my petticoating parties. By the end of the first two months of his petticoating his attitude had changed. He also obeyed his mother, his teachers and empowered young ladies he played with. He also started to consider girls clothes proper attire, and had no desire to dress like a boy again.
Six months after his petticoating began he had his eleventh birthday. As he was entering puberty, his mother took appropriate action by locking up his male organs. One year after his therapy began he showed proper submission as befits members of the inferior gender towards members of the superior gender. He also became adept at housework, and cooking. Skills that would serve him well when he became a woman's wife.
When he turned eighteen I no longer counseled him. However he continued to attend my parties. When he turned twenty-one, I invited him to attend my Gala Debutante Ball. At the ball a twenty six year old empowered woman took a liking to him. With his mother's permission she took him to wife in a Female Empowerment ceremony. Today he is not only her dutiful, obedient wife, but the father of their petticoated three year old son.
>>29060532
I do this too, so comfy
>>29060727
Ok well I wanted to ask what you dress like, like when you go to the takeaway. Do you only care about clothes when you are Monica and dress bad when you are Amir or do you put effort in?
>>29060918
Put zero effort in when I'm in male mode (my sister recently bought me some clothes and normally it is my mother who buys me clothes)
I don't buy boy clothes, can't remember the last time I did, other than a football t-shit and MMA t-shirt in the last 5 years
I go to the takeaway wearing pyjama bottoms or tracksuit bottoms, I don't change out of what I'm wearing when I'm just lounging around in my room
>shitskins in my /britfeel/
>>29060532
Makes me feel more anxious because I can't hear my surroundings. Paranoid that someone is breaking in or something
>>29061000
I wish I could do that, I live 5 mins away from the shop but still have to get dressed up to go
>>29060405
It's al downhill from here lad
>>29061153
Why?
Do you really care how those nobodies perceive you?
>>29061521
Yeah because I went in just a tshirt and shorts and 6 of them all yelled alright gandi
dont know how you spell his name ngl
I didn't even eat anything today and I'm still not hungry. I've only had some light lemon squash with plenty of ice. What's going on?
>>29062452
What are you doing eating at this time ?
well im still awake
>>29061657
Kek
og comment dawg
>>29063783
shut up paki
So lads, my new job that lifted me out of Neetdom has ducked my sleep pattern. What do?
>>29063891
Why dont you go back to new delhi and sleep with your sisters mahatma
Not eaten for 32 hours now lads
>>29063941
Why dont you go shave your hands
>>29064088
I would but im white so I dont really need it. Pashna is waiting for her goodnight kiss however. Run along back to your ashram
>>29064421
WHERES YOUR FORESKIN JEWBOY
>>29064480
da joos hurr durr
Is that all you can conjure up?
>>29064529
Nah I can sock you in your mouth Amir.
Where you at?
off to spar will post buys when I get beck
>>29064529
Im not that shit stain
>>29064973
>>29064600
super mega oc
Back from spar
Trying to survive an all nighter
Pretty much just slept all day (drifting in and out on the sofa), like 2-4, 6-9, 12-2, 3-4
waste of a saturday
>>29057755
>Theme this week is shit films
>complains the films are shit
>>29066860
>Pretty much just slept all day (drifting in and out on the sofa), like 2-4, 6-9, 12-2, 3-4
waste of a saturday
Its sunday mate
You wanna come to the ends with
All your friends but when no one's about
Come with all your jewels when everyone's there
See what Tottenham's about
Acting hard, repeating bars
Living off my past, why do you rate him?
Plus, he never came no one's block
Tourist, he was outside the stadium
Thread 404
>>29066946
i know that was my point
Nothing worse than work
The NEET life is right for me
So tick tuck wagecuck
>>29065767
Did that the fri-sat night, good luck anon. I fell asleep at 7pm last night thanks to exhaustion.
>>29068321
I keep trying to do it to fix my sleep pattern but always fall asleep around 1pm and make it worse.
>>29068447
That has literally been my life for the past week. Back to college on Monday and I finally got things sorted.
Just had to wipe my arse with anti septic surface wipes
>>29068695
Well,that's better than I'd it were with A4 paper, cus it's sharp
Although, the wipe might give you a rash
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEE
FAMILY WAKING ME UP BANGING AROUND EARLY MAKING SHIT LOADS OF NOISE AGAIN, FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29055413
Saffa here.
How are things in Britain? In London? Is it a meme or has it really reached that point?
Kids next door playing in the back yard
Drank too much last night
Shut window aggressively
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_g4Kcgy3qHo
Anything else like these feels on youtube?
Finders keepers on Challege lads. Patrick Moors just turned up
>>29069297
It's meme bru
Your country however is a joke, glad I moved away
>>29069300
>Yard
It's a fucking garden you twat
>>29069528
delete ;_;this ;_;
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>>29069330
Context? Backstory?
Who's Louis and why does the my I assume is his dad hate him?
>>29069726
Not sure, I found it on /v/ and the anon there said it unfolded hear. Thread died before he gave the full story but assuming Louie is a NEET and it's tearing his family apart.
>>29069543
>3m x 3m
>all concrete
>breeze block walls
>only flora is weeds
It's a yard.
>>29069821
How old is he? I'm 21 and a thrice times college fvcker vpper and about to try for a fourth and my parents literally don't seem to care. It's very hard to get motivated when I'm discouraged from doing almost anything that would benefit myself.
Not that I want my dad to siege my bedroom, but he could at least call me lazy when he finds me asleep on the couch at half past two on a Friday afternoon.
Only just remembered I have an exam on tuesday
>another day sat at home doing nothing
Fuck me lads, times like this I really just wanna jump off a bridge
>>29070405
Most underrated thing on the planet is sitting at home doing nothing, you stupid normie
>>29070437
Not when you've been doing it pretty much 24/7 for over a year, you deluded retard
>>29070437
It gets to much. This solitude drives me insane.
>>29070469
Oh noes, 1 WHOLE YEAR!
Fucking normies, I swear.
>>29070481
>He's proud of how beta he is.
>>29070595
>being neet master race makes you beta
lol normtards are the funniest
>>29070646
I'm a neet I still don't go a year without leaving my house.
>>29070646
It is, you rely on others to fund and guide you during your life
Literal definition of beta, enjoy being poor in knowledge and wealth
>>29070708
>i don't rely on others to fund and guide my life during my normtard wageslaving existence
Seems you're the one lacking in knowledge m8
>>29070708
>works 8 hours a day to make someone else money
>claims to be wise and rich
Ok.
>>29069926
your right
it's your dads fault completely
>>29055413
what the fuck is >t.
is this some shitty black hood meme or someshit
also >Poleaboo
you fucking homos make me feel old
>>29069821
>>29069926
That audio is the whole story. He only posted the vocaroo and then disappeared.
It's probably fake, given the Overwatch reference.
Poleaboo started playing Zoolock on Hearthstone and he is killing it
Rank 11
>>29070858
Hello newfag. You are not welcome here.
>>29070953
eat a dick
oregano
>>29058406
>Bristol Rovers
UP THE GAS
Going to leak photos of a British fembot at 2pm. Be ready.
>tfw get erection just talking to another guy
help
>>29071192
monica already posts here
>>29055413
why has Fred Dibnah been taken off the Britfeel pic? Fuck you guys. Fred rules.
>>29071277
What did Fred Dibdab do ?
>>29071192
>British fembot
It's Poleaboo, isn't it?
>>29071277
Because he's a nobody?
>>29071202
i-is it me?
Anyone here vape?
Been getting into it a lot lately since there's a lot of vapes in my town.
I see a lot of people hang out and chill in vape stores but I'm always too scared to sit down and say hi.
How do I make vape friends to hang out with and talk to about builds and stuff ;_;
Poleaboos win streak continues
he is now on rank 10
>>29071335
you hipster cunts have ruined it for people that are just trying to quit fags
>>29071335
That conversation sounds like it'd get boring after 20 seconds
>>29055427
Do it for
<---- her
drank 7 pints of water this morning and started throwing up bits of water when i cough
feels weird man
>feel awesome on the DXm afterglow
>now takin caffeine
>go superfast, feel that sort of sensation in my entire body
all you niggers wanna be like me, KIN motherfucking G
>>29071386
There is such a thing as too much water you know...
Lads, what are the chances of someone surviving a 245 foot fall? It's just this old lady did it the other day and apparently they tried to resuscitate her after, she died eventually but not on impact. And she was about 80 years old so her bones were made of Weetabix, while I am pretty resilient. Surely 245 is death though?
>>29071335
>vape friends
>>29071425
she'd have been extremely light, so less energy on impact
but generally people don't die straight off unless they hit their head
>>29071386
If you drink too much water your brain swells up and you die senpai. This is how people die on MD.
>>29071451
>but generally people don't die straight off unless they hit their head
So you'd have to do like a nose dive into the ground to guarantee instant rubber dingy rapids?
>>29071455
>This is how people die on MD.
*MDMA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0tf0q_9jGA
Ok then lads, which one of you did this?
>>29071472
I imagine it's difficult to get the aerodynamics right, you have to practice diving into water for example
also excellent film
>>29071491
>when your autism almost kills a person.
>>29071491
based on the sign language I'm guessing none of us
>>29071389
>DXM and caffeine
Why are you obsessed with such shit drugs?
>>29071347
Won't deny that
>>29071351
Probably, but it'd be nice to talk to someone irl for once rather than online
>>29071426
>having something in common with your friends
>>29071455
i drank another 3 pints
i will become 100% water
>>29071492
For fucks sake. I was tired of pissing about with suicide plots and decided the only way to do it proper was jump off a high thing, then this oldfag did it and survived the impact now I am learning that not everyone dies straight from it.
Is there any fucking fool proof way to do this shit lads?
>>29071529
ask to be sectioned under the mental health act
>>29071491
And people say autistic people shouldn't be put down
>>29071545
I don't want to be sectioned mate, I want to cease existence.
>>29071491
Who goes on one of those and goes that slow? It's fucking rude to be honest and you should fuck off and stick to Tea Cups like every other self-absorbed cunt
>>29071529
People have survived landings from failed parachute openings m8
Just get some feelium
>>29071239
>>29071312
To clarify, it is NOT Poleaboo
>>29071583
>Just get some feelium
But then you've got cunts on here saying half the time people who try it survive and end up with fucked up brains.
In work the other day this woman was telling me about this kiddie she used to work with who threw himself in front of a train and survived. He had the balls to do it again and get the job done in the end. But it seems like there is no guarantees on this shit.
>>29071600
Then we're not interested. No other females post in this thread nor would they be welcome.
Lads, other than Amazon, what's a good place to get stuff like bookmarks, bus pass holders and phone cases?
>Posted in a rate thread on /soc/
>3 qts and a Yorkshire slag gave me 7s and 8s
It's a good day
>>29071631
Ebay obvs mate.
>>29071527
Just a heads up water intoxication is a slow and painful way to go.
>>29071636
Don't worry mate, I am handsome and posted in one of those threads once and got like 2s and 3s, while some fat autistic looking dudes mopped up 8s and 9s, so I would take it with a pinch of salt.
>>29071619
There's a guy in a town I visit who has no arm and leg because of he failed a train suicide
He seems happy enough now though...
>>29071527
3 pints is a healthy amount mate.
You should aim for 8 pints over 24 hours to keep proper hydrated.
>>29071636
>Posted in a rate thread on /soc/
Could you kindly fuck off and kill yourself, please
tfw hired 100% pure helium
feels smug laddu
>>29071527
>>29071680
Basically don't do this:
Notable cases:
1991, Andy Warhol: Five years after his death, Warhol's family publicly accused the hospital where he had had his gallbladder removed, of causing his death by water intoxication administered post-operatively. A claimed autopsy weight of 150 lbs, with his weight being 128 lbs when admitted, was cited as evidence that too much fluid had been given.
October 24, 1995: Anna Wood, a 15-year-old Australian schoolgirl who died from the effects of water intoxication secondary to use of MDMA (commonly known as Ecstasy).
November 16, 1995: Leah Betts died as the result of drinking too much water, though in the media, her death was initially attributed to taking an ecstasy tablet at her 18th birthday party.
2003: British actor Anthony Andrews survived a case of water intoxication. He was performing as Henry Higgins in a revival of the musical My Fair Lady at the time, and consumed up to eight litres of water a day. He was unconscious and in intensive care for three days.