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Hello, CIA, how are you?
>linguistic languages
I kek'd
Do I have the right to pursue familial happiness?
>tfw not single but it's an ldr
>tfw hate homosexual degeneracy when publicized in forms of parades or whatever
>tfw too feelsy to be /pol/ but want to be /pol/
;_____;
Just got into a big argument with my only friend that I talk to on steam.
>>29054044
but /pol/ is degenerate
>>29053988
>Chess
Nice. Are you ranked?
>>29054044
>I wish I was Republican
Same.
>>29053894
Yeah, nobody is posting here
>>29053894
Pretty generic and boring guy
very interest yes
me. rate me goys yeh
>>29055454
Post some lego shit you've made, and your bionicles.
>tfw mother sold/gave away most of my legos+bionicles
;-;
>>29055454
Pretty average, tbqhwy. Nothing particularly exceptional about you.
>>29055553
>tfw parents demolish all of your lego creations and throw all the pieces into one bin
feels bad, man
>>29055567
average boring guy or average interests/hobbies or just boring everything? average is basically boring right?
>>29055606
>tfw teacher destroys everybody's lego creations at the end of the week
;-;
>>29055553
https://www.instagram.com/ultimate_bionicle/ check my instagram for creations and shit innit
>>29055633
>tfw you discover the teacher's hidden lego stash and build them anyways, concealing your creations among the pieces
>>29055638
Holy fuck that white one at the beginning of your instagram is cool as hell. What is he? I always liked the white bionicles the most. That is a crazy amount of masks and bionicles you have in general, props man. What do you think about the cost of bionicles these days + what comes in the package? I'm disappointed that the $8 plastic tubes that had full comics in them have been replaced by $16 paper containers with half a page of comics.
>>29055666
>tfw teacher finds people's stashed away lego creations and throws them back into the bin, destroyed
>>29055609
Not necessarily boring. It's just that nothing stands out to me about you. Maybe I would think differently if I had a mutual appreciation for your music or if you included more details.
want to watch a good film later. Recommendations?
>>29054541
>In the purple section on the political compass
Never before did I think there would be another one of our kind...
>>29055454
>Fallujah & Born of Osiris
pretty noice.
>>29055711
fair enough, my passion for music and lego is pretty much what makes me.
>>29055703
thanks man that white guy is all custom built. He is an ice savage in my Bionicle story that i have in my mind.. Yea im quite the collector i must have spent a couple 1000s of pounds on building my collection by now. dont really like to admit tho.
THE CRINGE WHEN STACIE SISTER FRIENDS COME OVER.
The cost of new bionicles is not any different in terms of price/part ratio but the older ones definitely had more character with the canisters and comics
r8 me shit taste
>>29055799
We are a rare and scattered people here on /r9k/. Always nice to see that I'm not alone.
>>29053894
>tfw normie tastes
>>29054044
>urban exploration
please respond i do not have any friends
>>29055830
Yeah, scrolled through a little more in your insta and you've got some really nice customs. I like the one in pic related, I really dig the gritty design vibe. Reminds me of the other thing in pic related, it's a mobile suit from the Gundam universe. Your drawings are really nice too!
Don't feel embarrassed about what you're collecting, man. Sisters and their friends are always supposed to rag on the nerdy brother. I've spent probably thousands on my shit as well, but it's a little more acceptable since I don't have a dick.
>>29056037
>telling us close to nothing about you except that you like documentaries and informational stuff
>portraying a dead person as blue rather than caramel, brown, or black
You're not giving us much to work with. What kind of documentaries do you like? Any favorites?
>>29056109
i mean there's a reason i dont have any friends im not very interesting or conversational
>>29056152
What kind of documentaries do you like? Any favorites?
>>29056186
anything that can teach me something i didn't know before, mainly. it's not really a documentary but How It's Made is one of my favorite shows. I like nature documentaries, as well, especially stuff about early life. I'm also a pretty big fan of mockumentaries. cannibal holocaust isn't really that good but i kinda like it because of the presentation
>>29056092
Glad you like my stuff!
oh, did you get it removed? transitioning or something?
rate me, probably quite boring
>>29056735
Nah, never had a wiener to begin with. I like how filthy trannies were your first thought, though.
>>29055873
You have a fine taste anon, top tier games and movies
>>29057456
You seem pretty normal.
>Marilyn Manson and Bob Marley
Not too bad.
>tfw i did all i can to become a normalfag
>still beta
>Anyone who reads books
fucking kill yourself
>>29057621
>degenerate who doesn't read
>insulting others for no reason
Sounds about right.
Its never good but here
>>29057722
>Biological Sex: M
>Gender Identity: F
Please, Just do it
>>29057722
Biological Sex: M
Gender Indentity: F
>>29057759
>>29057808
If that's all that's bad, you guys are much nicer than the usual:D
>>29057722
You are not straight, you are a crossdressing faggot.
>>29054897
>Looks: 8/10
>Confidence: 8/10
>Social Life: 8/10
>Single/Virgin: Yes
Kek that has to be b8
>>29057722
>Biological Sex: M
>Gender Identity: F
>>29057722
>Biological Sex: M
>Gender Identity: F
oregano
>>29057759
>>29057808
>>29057845
>>29057904
>>29057945
b-but am I coolio
>>29055873
I couldn't read anything on your chart so I reformatted all of your interests.
>>29057722
>Biological Sex: M
>Gender Identity: F
Ain't falling for that one
staterino originato
>>29057985
Bbbbbbut you're autistic anon
>>29058088
>tfw diagnosed meme-tism
>tfw nobody sees anything but Tranny on my post
>>29057722
>Biological Sex: M
>Gender Identity: F
I guess that explains the low wealth, sex life, social life, health and intelligence
Put a lot of time and motivation into this little survery. I hope you feds are happy and smiling for me being such a compliant citizen
I can't even make a "Hi CIA!" joke because I'm a britcuck. Why live.
>>29053988
What was your favourite part of NLH? I somewhat disliked the end, but the stories from his childhood were heart wrenching by virtue of being so similar to my own experiences. A narcissistic reason, but the whole book is quite narcissistic anyway.
>>29054044
I like you. Have you watched the television show Mad Men?
>>29054105
Hunting and anime? Why such an odd combination? It must be hard for you to fit into either social circles.
>>29054541
Pretty boring famalam
>>29054579
When you say 'Faust' do you mean the legend or Goethe's play?
>>29054897
>Catcher in the Rye
>Moby Dick
One of these is pretty mediocre, the other amazing. I feel like you only read the classics because they're the classics rather than because you love them. Or maybe you do just love Catcher in the Rye, and if so, why?
>>29055454
Meh.
>>29055773
I'll be watching 'The Dreamers' tonight. My friend keeps recommending it. Maybe you can watch it too.
>>29055873
Not boring, just nothing interesting. A normie.
>>29055906
Just kys.
>>29056037
David Attenborough is releasing his new 4k documentary soon, right? Pretty excited for it.
>>29057456
Again, nothing special but nothing horrific.
>>29057722
You're a complete pleb, but if it makes you happy I guess. Also, you should read. It's fun.
>>29058050
Don't know why I bothered replying/10
>>29058356
thanks mane. found this movie "under the skin" about some alien-woman shapeshifter wich has some good recommendations but maybe i will check out the dreamers as well
>>29058356
am >>29057722
I only read John Green books at the mo'
What do you recommend friendo?
Spent a little too much time on it but it was kind of fun.
>>29058552
>superhero: the quickster
>>29058552
>the quickster
>>29057612
>can do more situps than pushups
>>29058263
>nobody insulted my taste in music
Today was a good day.
>>29053894
ye senpai made this one a while ago
>>29058482
If you like John Green you'll probably like these three. 'The Great Gatsby' is a short and simple read, but quite beautiful. The themes aren't complex, so you won't have to re read every paragraph like a lot of people just starting to read do. I'd also recommend 'Women in Love' by D. H. Lawrence as a romance novel for beginners. The prose is a bit more superfluous than Fitzgerald, so reading it might get tedious, but so far as romance novels go, it's pretty good. After those you could probably move onto something like Lolita, it's an exceptional novel but requires a certain appreciation for the prose, so I'd recommend it to be read read last. After that, you should read the /lit/ sticky if you want to continue. It has a pretty decent starter pack, though they're not the best novels. If you felt up to it, you could read some Dostoevsky, Crime and Punishment is a particularly engaging read. I would steer clear of Kafka, whilst 'The Castle' and 'The Trial' are truly special, you need to have read a lot more to fully appreciate them.
This is a very vanilla and generic list, but it's what you should start with.
Good luck with you reading. It's the highest form of art imo
>>29053988
>chess and math
pls b in bonn
If you like john Green you're an asshole, if you're ideal partner read John Green you're a pedophile
>>29058263
What is your favorite meal to cook?
>>29058552
You seem absolutely awesome, but why is Russia your favorite country?
>>29058750
I think I know you IRL.
>>29058985
i don't have a """""favorite country""""" but i'm in love with the language
>>29054044
stun guns are shit famalam
invest in a hammer or hi-point
>>29059037
I understand. I learned the Cyrillic letters and eventually wanted to learn Russian myself because the language is great and the St. Basil Cathedral is neat
>>29058985
Beef wellington is fun. Simpler than you'd think.
>>29058552
hey famalam what instrument is that
r8 my original comment
>>29058263
Hobbies are meh, pretty normal I guess, Imagine Dragons and Snow patrol are pretty nice (some songs anyways) (only really know chasing cars and I.D NightVisions), Forest Gump is a good watch every now and then. I don't know, your whole thing is pretty normal. GJ anon:)
>>29058760
Thank you very much, I've kept a note and I'll be sure to check out at least some of them (the easy to read ones anyways)
>>29058885
Don't be sad anon, It'll get better
>>29059096
Got the blank version of this famalam?
>>29053988
>Age: 20s
>Virgin: Yes
Impossible.
>>29059141
yes
love you senpai
>>29059156
Thanks anon
love you too senpai
My life is pretty good generally. Pretty lucky to not be starving child in the middle of Africa.
>>29059094
Theremin. its sort of a meme instrument but sounds neat. the position of your hands in it's waves produce notes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6KbEnGnymk
>>29059204
woops forgot the last two
>>29059287
>julia holter, kendrick lamar, death grips
>la montagna sacra
>adventure time
>eidolon
you are quite the patrician
>>29058552
Who is that semonic demonic?
Oregon compact.
I'm a huge faggot
>>29058263
>>29058716
>>nobody insulted my taste in music
There are people with worst taste, anon. Just look at mine
>>29058750
Your drawings are very good. Don't give up on your dreams!
>>29058799
>Grouper, Burial, Boredoms, Fishmans, Talk Talk, Autechre
Good tastes all 'round
>>29058985
Will the Don beat Shillary this election?
>>29059037
I know what you mean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37l7P5V1eXU
>>29059096
>Labrador retriever
How can other dogs even compete
alrighty here you go
bloxxx
>>29058356
>When you say 'Faust' do you mean the legend or Goethe's play
To be exact, Goethe's play.
>>29059420
le buckteeth hapa chink of perfection
It's a bit of a work in progress
Central green or purple is the only respectable place to be on the political compass
>>29058552
>can't buy booze at 19
oh america
Based on this picture, it's hard to tell what you listen to aside from Billy Talent. You ever listen to early electronic rock that uses homemade electronics like the theremin? You should check out Silver Apples, Tom Dissevelt & Kid Baltan, 50 Foot Hose, and The United States of America if you haven't already
>>29059942
>based demitri
thanks man, i'll check those bands out!
>>29059942
>FALILV favorite film
>likes the simpsons
>10/10 sex life
fucking normie why the hell are you on /r9k/
>>29059942
>those stats
>doesn't know tfw no gf
>violence is bad
A FUCKING LEAF
basic of basic
bump because I'm still working on mine
this is pretty old and yeah i have pretty normie taste, but i blame that on devotiing most of my time to uni and not having the energy to get super into anime/vidya/modern music
I spent two fucking hours on this shit.
>>29054044
Where's the base image for this extended version?
>>29061867
did you even go through this thread
>>29058356
>Hunting and anime? Why such an odd combination? It must be hard for you to fit into either social circles.
Because they both are hobbies that I enjoy? And my social circle is made up of people that no interest in either topic so it doesn't affect that.
ayyeeee lmaaoaoao
this isnt very complete i think
i enjoy these things.
>>29059028
go on guess, 20 questions senpai. If you know me irl you probably wouldn't be suprised I browse /r9k/
A chart I did last year. I think I haven't changed at all.
>>29062882
Oh, I'm 19 now.
>>29062882
Love me please. That would be cool
Is it too late for me anons?
>>29062941
Sorry anon I already got a LDR. I couln't manage a real relationship since I'm all aspie and shit. :(
>>29062958
for what is it to late? Specify thine questions
>>29063541
To post...
>>29060257
>brazil
shouldnt your skin be colored brown?
I wish our flag was not
>a fucking leaf
>>29065091
>shoegaze
Try Ecstasy Of St. Theresa and Tokyo Shoegazer
Please judge and ask questions I'm lonely
>>29062567
what's your favorite postpunk bands anon
>>29062220
good bands, although I think flatsound is pretty boring
fresh off the press fampaitachi
rate me pretty pls
i'm going to disneyland tomorrow suck my shit
>>29065429
>8/10 intelligence
>i dont read
Wewewew
>>29065576
i mean i dont read books desu
>>29053894
here's mine. Originales Commentario
>>29065597
>8/10 intelligence
>i dont read books
>>29065647
yeah? well i bet i know more about meerkats than you without reading faggot
>>29063099
It's ok anon we can try it out :)))
>>29065315
Just your generic stuff like ty segall, joy division, misfits. Would you recommend me some bands? I don't have a really good taste and I wish it's better.
>>29065786
>>29063099
Oh wait you have a LDR :(((
>>29065809
Try Mission of Burma, Public Image Ltd, and Protomartyr. If you look up bands on last.fm it'll show you similar sounding bands in the menu, and you can just keep looking at more bands that way.
>spent hours making one of these a while ago
>can't fucking find it anywhere
For fuck's sake...
>>29065429
>filthy frank
automatically cancer, no thanks.
>>29065882
Thanks senpai, I'll try them later.
>>29066198
>cancer
what are you, fuckin gay?
>>29066235
No. Some of his videos are funny, but harassing people in public isn't funny at all. They are trying so hard to be funny. His fanbase is also cancer. Always posting shitty reaction images and quoting frank, like " ey b0ss I have the cancee! Ey b0ss!"
Only person I like is idubbz.
>>29066386
i think almost everything he does is funny. harassing people is funny imo
>>29066434
Are you 14 or something?
>>29066468
>are you 14
please refer to:
>>29065429
>>29058654
People who used to be fat and are now skinny have really good core strength. My guess its because my core had to support all that fat all the time, also planks, rocky situps, and simple stretching/yoga helps maintain core strength. Not that I ever do any of that anyways.
>>29066763
Nice meme mate. I'm a skinny-fat fuck yet I am barely able to lift more than 25 kg. I am almost 180cm tall.
>>29067097
We're not talking about lifting, thats a topic for another discussion. Bodyweight exercises, thats what Im talking about. Also you're skinny-fat, I said that I was fat now Im skinny. Big difference
>>29055773
aahhhahhh yeg faller
ooohhooooh yeg faller
>>29055906
this is the most boring one of these I've ever seen so that's some kind of accomplishment i guess.
>>29058985
>>29059096
>>29054897
>>29055454
>unironically
>>29065647
>what is Asperger's
>>29053894
can i have some (you)'s please
;-;
original commento because i misposted this already
>>29067536
gud politic and deathgrip is ok
>>29067536
>Death Grips
>Apocalypse Now
>NV
>Hotline Miami
>Ninetails
You're pretty cool, 9/10
>>29067536
update found gf somehow
>>29067605
ty anon it means a lot to me
>>29067637
I retroactively retract my good (you) and ree you out for being a normie
>>29067685
fwiw she's worse then me
is ignoring me so she can sit home and watch anime
>>29053894
I'm terrible at drawing pretty much anything
>>29067860
>nothing in particular
>none in particular
>none in particular
>not a reader
Did you even try anon
>>29067989
>Did you even try anon
>Trying
>on /r9k/
>>29058008
Thanks. I will use this from now on.
>inb4 not single, runescape
>>29062220
>7/10 sex life
>virgin
>>29062958
good music
good warlock attire
>>29067483
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJgaMBFMP-4
I have a lot of free time
desu desu desu original comment !
>>29053988
Why would people lie on the Internet?
>>29054541
>Ron Paul
Good
>Skyrim
Fuck you
>>29055454
>core
eh at least not pop
>>29069419
You are cute! Cute!!
>>29062567
>teacher
So I guess you'd be in the red part of the pol compass huh?
>>29053894
R8 my autism please
>>29053894
hello CIA, enjoy studying my pitiful life
im really boring but feel free to ask about anything or talk to me
also w2c better chart
>>29065425
cool taste in games friendo
>>29069891
Damn, you seem like a pretty cool guy. I honestly hope you get laid
Thread is pretty much dyin, but i'll post this anyway
>>29070092
did you assume that by a poorly drawn picture on a chinese cartoon imageboard where people can post anonymously?
>>29062882
M8ty i would rekt you in melee.
>>29070468
Yes, yes he did.
If he said that is because he thinks you can do it, anon.
>>29070468
No. I just like the same music as you. I also like the way you dress, I like your bike, and your taste in movies
>>29070499
Are you m or f?
oregano
>>29070644
Penis. Also, before you ask, str8.
>>29070495
>>29070499
well... thanks then, even if you mean it ironically. i'll be turning 27 in two months but i'm still a friendless khv. i'm trying to abandon all hopes in this because it can hurt feels quite alot. i really hope wizardry is worth it.
>>29070712
Who knows. Maybe you'll end up finding a qt on a /soc/ thread.
Cheer up, dude.
>>29070712
You'll have your chance, man. You just gotta learn to develop self confidence and learn to love yourself. Despite what people say, self confidence can be learned and developed from one self. You just gotta learn to lie to yourself until that lie becomes a reality. All you have to do if find that one motivation. In my case, that motivation is hatred towards a girl. Never underestimate the power of anger.
>>29070759
>hatred towards a girl
You could greentext if you want
>>29070771
Where do I begin
>Be virgin, kissless, handholdless virgin
>Completely lacking in self confidence and full of self hatred.
>Met some hipster girl
>Probably one of the most interesting girls I met.
>Chat all night, check up on each other almost every hour.
>Go on several dates. Smoked weed with her.
>Suddenly one day she just stopped texting
>Find out she has a bf
>Pissed off, felt intense anger because lied to
>Once BF found out she's been texting with me she cut all contact with me
>Heartbroken
>Two weeks of being drunk and getting high
>One day decide to change who I am, get pissed off at myself the same way I'm pissed off at her
>Started buying non-autistic clothing
>Started standing up straight, talking more clearly, training myself to maintain eye contact while speaking, etc. (Body language speaks volumes)
>Be awkward at first but get used to it.
>Become more friends with people.
>Have lady friends, lady friends I have no intention of being in a relationship with
>Start a band with friends
>Get laid a lot during band days
>Finally graduated college
>Get GF
>Get a good job.
>Me and GF now taking our master's degree
>Proposed to my GF
>We're getting married next year.
>Totally forgot about hipster girl until now
>>29070741
i highly doubt there will be someone from my country, yet the girl.
>>29070759
this is something i'm not so much capable of doing so. over the years of my life, the world around me was more than eager to let me know about how it percieves me. there's no reason to keep bluepilling myself, especially when you are 3/10, perhaps 4/10 at your best. of course, there's an anger inside of me, but it's mostly targeted towards myself. i guess we can't have everything we want, can we?
>>29070949
Well, do what I did. Lower your standards at first. Fuck the really ugly ones. Beggars can't be choosers. Then climb your way up to high quality pussy.
Finally done, enjoy.
>>29071112
just admit ur a homosex
>>29070996
my standards are already low. i know i can't expect a qt, i'm not that foolish. but when even fat, 4/10 girls refuse you, than you must admit there's something wrong about you (not landwhale fat, even i find these disgusting). so i'm just trying to force this kind of feels out of my head.
>We're getting married next year.
how old are you?
>>29071142
I'm pretty much a homosex, like 7/10
>>29071144
24. I'm 5'2 and probably 6/10 at my best
>>29053894
God spare me life's woes
>>29071178
mac demarco, hell yes.
>>29070870
Well, you got your happy ending.
Good for you, anon.
>>29070285
>>29069947
>>29069827
>>29069385
>>29068416
>>29065608
>>29065452
>>29065307
>>29062246
>>29061758
>>29061306
>>29059506
>>29058171
I hate when no one responds to these. I mean, they took time to made.
Here are your (you)s, anons.
>>29071377
Thanks, ma'am. May God bless you and your cock.
>>29071407
*man.
Fucking force of habit
>>29071377
its not a big deal. they're fun to make. thanks for the you though
>>29054044
Skype?
Origami
How boring am I, Mr. CIA?
i'm wasting my life here
If anyone here thinks the CIA gives a gosh darn about your favorite book then OK
>>29070285
Nichijou is awesome and keep going with the harmonica, one of the few instruments that you can take almost anywhere and people love when someone can just play music at the drop of a hat
>>29071112
I totally forgot about Ed, Edd and Eddy, what a great cartoon, do you do anything with robotics or just keep up with the news on it?
>>29072889
Oyasumi Punpun is one of my favorites also, have you ever read Lucifer and the Biscuit Hammer? Your tastes make me think you would enjoy it
>>29072889
Bib?
ARIGATO MR ROBATO PLES LET ME POST
>>29073214
Oyasumi Punpun is my favorite comic-book by far, I organized comics by genres (european and then asian) without ranking them
I don't know Lucifer but it seems like it's a basic shonen, am I right?
>>29073240
what's bib? didn't understand
>>29073367
It has the trappings of a basic shonen, but has a Hunter x Hunter kind of tone where mortality and grey morals come up in the right amounts without being overbearing.
If it doesn't get deep enough for you, at least the powers and the fights are more interesting than the average manga in my opinion. It isn't super long too, so one or two binge reading sessions knock it out
how can you make these ?
>>29073508
>>29053894
Download the template(Op's pic) and start open paint, friendo.
Give it a try
>>29073540
oh thanks alot man, thought its on a website or something
>mfw all these posts with 8/10 or 9/10 intelligence
No, just because you think a little differently does not make you the smartest fucktard around
I aint got time to fill out some massive list, so here's my condensed one.
>>29073602
I based intelligence on my success at school, excluding my cultural hobbies and knowledges. Don't bully please :^(
>>29073602
Not everyone has lied about intelligence, faggot. 8/10 here.
>>29073691
I meant 6/10. Crap.
first time doing anything in paint in ages, so dont hate.
>>29069419
>in your future
>dead
i like you
>>29074880
that's common to say that for attention whore, don't pay too much attention you will be trapped
come on, rate me yeeeeh
i have no life..
