Lonely robots date lonely fembots.
Just post your location and your gender, that's all it takes.
>>29053228
No fembots here
Costa Rica
There are no robots in my country except me
REEEEE
I just want to watch star wars with some lady at the OMSI IMAX.
Location doesn't matter but I'm a Florida blackbot
>>29053228
27/female/germany
i am very autistic and ugly
Southern California
5 6 2
6
2
Spain.
I'm almost sure there aren't any robots here.
>>29053228
US/18/female
pretty boring
>>29053369
Well, you got it easy. Most of robots are from americaIn fact, i don't know why you haven't been spammed with replies yet.
>>29053460
because, these type of threads should be somewhere else. Plus females like me on here are undesirable
texas/19/male
>>29053507
Post steam pls. I desire yyou
>>29053507
Nah, i don't think so. It's natural that robots mostly want to talk with other robots. /soc/ is full of normie chads, it's awful.
I don't think you are that undesirable, and i don't even know you.
Also, >>29053544 , called it.
>>29053228
>"""""""fembots"""""""
can we stop with this meme please
>>29053604
people aren't memes, anon
>>29053369
Welp, since the thread is dying and you don't seem to be getting more replies, hit me up if you want.
Although Im the Spanish guy, so... yeah.
Do you use telegram?
>>29053228
Ontario/21/Male
No friends and depressed as fuck.
>>29053228
19 m texas
How many of you are willing to be orbiters? The last time someone asked me about them, I felt embarrassed about how few I had
>>29054479
It depends of how are you. But i wouldnt mind.
brazil/m/18
there are like 2 people in the map and they're 300km away
>>29054479
I want to orbit a fembot
Skype?
24 / USA / southern state
Male
>>29054509
>>29054580
I feel like I need more takers or its not worth the effort. Sorry.
23/M/UK
Not looking for someone to date, someone to shoot the shit with about vidya and stuff would be nice though.
>>29054704
...why. I mean, you'll end up rising the number of orbiters both if you take 2 or 17.
But whatever.
>>29054704
It is worth the effort, I'm really good at orbiting. I will make it worth your while. Do you want to see my references and previous experience?
>>29054777
Do tell, anon. Do tell.
>>29053228
Canuck, bcfag
26
5'11, 135
M
ITT: Betas try to get laid
>>29054887
Better than Betas not trying to get laid.
>>29054887
At least they're trying Chris-chan
>>29054895
No I'm pretty sure that's better. The thirst is really pathetic and all it does is make women feel better about themselves because they think they have value.
>>29054704
>i dunno, i think i need a better variety of orbiters so i can pick and choose who to talk to and minimize the effort i put into conversations while a legion of betas all entertain me
>women
>>29054931
Everyone has value.
I want abfdate me please.i'm a boy
>>29054822
Well I've been orbiting girls for more than 8 years (never more than one at a time, and never been fired without a reason like them getting too busy for me or moving away.)
M/FI
I just want to cuddle once in my life dammit.
>>29054931
You took the words from my mouth anon, this shit really is pathetic.
>>29054479
How hot are you?
m/new england
there are no females in new england. even on soc there is only like 1
>>29053369
wanna talk? 22/m
>>29054950
Where do you live ? How old are you? Do you have skipe, kik or simething?
>>29054479
Bitch post your tits and I'll maybe consider it.
>>29053317
Please post contact info.Or add me on kik: robonhk
I'm too paranoid to post anything but my throwaway kik.
21/M/US
Not looking for gf/bf. Just want somebody to talk to and discuss animu and vidya with. Pref. if you're a "motivated" NEET or ex-NEET who's on the computer most of the game. Plus points if you like 2hu and qt girls doing qt things
Quote me and drop your steam/skype/w/e
>>29055044
on the computer most of the time*. I was thinking about playing games together as well, but it suddenly dropped in randomly at the end of my sentence.
>>29055044
>tfw want friends but don't like anime or vidya so you have nothing to talk about with other robots
M E X I C O
E
X
I
C
O
22
male
>>29053228
no such thing as a lonely fembot, they already have like 50+ orbiters each and they only say they are "lonely" because they aint currently dating chad.
>>29055175
Do you like drugs or philosophy/history?
I'm starting to read again and I'm beginning with Greek stuff. We can also do a similar hobby; poi spinning, memory training, language, art, an instrument, ect. Or how about wuxia novels and such?
What do you do with your day?
>>29055230
>no such thing as a fembot
There you go mate
18/M/NI
26/male/Netherlands here.
The breeding program continues apace.
18/M/Sweden
Throwaway skype: hellothere12311
>>29054479
im down to orbit, if you're still looking.kik is Noro.Fuji
>>29054984
Email me.[email protected]
>implying there are any females here
But i just do it
Kassel, Germany, male
24/m/uk
manchester area
plz respond
19 f texas
>>29053343
I'm a Spaniard too. I don't wanna talk to you though.
>>29057193But you just did, anon.
19/M/Phoenix Arizona
Well actually I'm in cave creek but.nvr mind it's Phoenix
>>29057185
are you the one with size 6.5 feet
>>29057308Fuck.Ese post no vale.
>>29057358
No my feet are bigger than that
>>29057185
Texas this is Arizona fag below love me pls
>m/brazil
>even if a femanon wanted to contact a brazilian robot she'd chose the cutest one
>>29057579
lnto the trash
Brazilian here
>male, 20
>DDD17
anyone from SP?
i'm white
I'm pretty sure I'm alone here because all people in this damned country are stupid as hell. Anyway here it goes
Colombia
Male
24 yo
M Aspen co
19/m
USA, Michigan
>>29053335
male or female
asdas oie origin iioo
>>29057781
What in the sweet fuck is all over you?
Is that hair or dirt, guy?
>>29057185
skipe?
>>29057875
Dirt why
Any belgian bots?
18/M/Texas, will give Skype if anyone actually wants it
>>29057965
well why the fuck is there dirt all over you, and why, out of all the photos show us you with dirt all over you.
>>29057765
Hey do you want to skype
denver metro mid 20s android for any female I can get along with
>>29057754
Hey want to skype
Male 24
Learning Spanish N Portuguese
>>29058087
Because I wish I was blacque
25 m Denver
NO drugs pls 2 weeks sober
>>29058121
Destination acquired
>>29058218
Faggots hate drugs
Male north Wales 18
>>29058120
My computer fried just in the final of the semester and I haven't even checked what the hell happened to it.
My phone is my only device atm.
Where are you from??
Male 20 Orlando, Florida reportin
>>29058266
Drugs are normie fag
Male 23 NY
845
I actually don't have much trouble finding gf I just prefer girls who aren't nor miss.
JEWYORK
Y
O
R
K
Looking for any other robots, male or female, to talk about vidya, muzik, and books with. Bonus points if you like /sci/ or /out/ shit.
>>29054479
I'll orbit, post skype
South-Holland - Male - 21
pls respond
>>29058456
Do you have shit taste? I like those things I guess.
>>29058485
Yeah probably. What are you into, genre-wise I guess.
>>29058480
North-Holland - Male - 21
Reporting in. I have never in my 8 years of browsing 4chin seen a female dutchy, so dont get your hopes up.
>>29058512
You first.
Also the fuck is an orbiter?
>>29058520
There are some attentionwhores who frequent the dutch threads on /b/
>>29058430
Too far for my blood
>>29058456
Whereabouts? 518 here. I'd love someone to go hiking with.
>>29058540
Beta orbiter : A guy who dotes on a girl, with little or no reciprocity from the girl.
Uh, as for vidya I'm mostly into Souls series, Nintenshit, MGS series, Silent Hill series, lots of steam shit, RPGs, Adventure games, and lots of 90s computer games. Pretty vague answer I guess but it covers things well enough.
For music it's mostly noise, bleeps, ambient, post-punk, shoe gaze, noise rock, folk, and I guess various indie shit, but I enjoy lots of shit.
>>29058645
Sadly I'm a NYCfag.
22/M/Montreal
who else /failing uni/ here?
>date a robot
>when I first held his hand he had visions of me leaving him for someone better
>he dates me anyways
>I become more confident to get myself a job with Facebook
>start dressing better and being able to afford being independent
>start talking to other guys
>end up having sex with a co-worker
>robot boyfriend is upset
>tell him it's his fault since he chose to date me even though he knew I would leave him for someone else
>tell him if he knew all along that I would leave him for someone better that he should have became someone worth staying loyal to
845 is pretty far from NYC
I'm a Vaporwave and undieshit fan. I'm also a complete VR fag now. I'm a shill and bought a 1080 founders and everything.
I play simulators a lot and some RPG's and I make gunpla. I'm also /k/ as shit.
19/M/US
Half normie reporting in
I can actually talk to girls but I put on a mask when I do. It'd be nice to talk to a girl that fumbles on her robotic words.
Kik me @ onetruehope
Don't date a robot.
He'll cheat on you when Stacey starts noticing him.
Don't date a fembot.
She'll leave you and bully you when she graduates college/gets a good job/refines her skills.
22
Female
Ontario, Canada
McMaster University
20/Male/Northern Ireland Near belfast.
Whatever is good.
>>29059234
How's the crushing debit from your student loans feel?
>>29059288
Not too bad. I have a job at a cosmetic sstore and do commission work for small businesses that want to make an ad or website or
>>29059098
>I can talk to girls but only if I put a mask on.
Figuratively speaking? Or you actually wear a mask when speaking to a woman?
>>29059471
He's secretly Tuxedo Mask from Sailor Moon
>>29053228
Quebec/Male/19
>>29059471
Figuratively of course. Costume parties aren't bad though
21/f/ontario
>>29053228
missouri 636 male
>ctrl+f
>"Prague"
Nothing.
Prague, Czech Republic/Male/19
SLCUtah/m/24
Black male from vancouver here 21. Im a lonely broke autist but i have a big dick.
>>29053228
20/England/MtF
I am borderline retarded
>>29053313
I'm still here... 24/m florida blackbot
>>29057185
Yo, 18 Male Texas
Kik: EllUmbrella
>>29058021
>18/M/Texas, will give Skype if anyone actually wants it
18/M/Texas Will take your Skype senpai
>>29059234
yo, KIK me
EllUmbrella
>>29059677
Yo Flordia Blackbot, what's your contact info?
>>29059640
Prague, 18 chces skype?
>>29059676
21/ingerland/m
27 m so cal 714
>>29059604
>>29059234
Guy from Toronto here. I'm a PhD student at UofT, I'm passably average-to-not-ugly, and despite being pretty lucid and non-threatening, I'm probably nuts, and I'm occasionally belligerent for no reason.
Can I lick either of your feet?
Fuck, I can't believe I feel too beta for this fucking board. I never came here before cuz reasons, and now i am a newfag all over again.
fuck this. any f OR? just chat atm
18/M/Netherlands
Requirements
>XX chromosomes
>5/10 or above
>Somewhat similair/matching with me in terms of personality
>somewhat nice face (unique features are a pre)
>white
>somewhat healthy body weight
like
>Small ass
>No oversized breasts
>green eyes
>red hair
>freckles
>likes cold weather
>likes hiking
>somewhat fascist tendencies (no full on "jews rule the world 14/88" shit, but mild fascism)
>germanic pagan (or interested in germanic paganism)
>Likes wearing hoodies
>likes firearms
I've been rated 6-7/10 by some stacey once, but she was retarded. Like IQ around 85 or something, so I'm not sure how accurate it is.
I'm far too ill and far too tired to be posting right now. Sorry if I'm fucking things up
Just send me some nice wojaks at [email protected] I barely have any.
>>29058430
I grew up in 845. Did you go to high school here or did you move there recently?
>>29054948
No they don't, the worst thing is that deep down you know that to be very very true
>>29060674
Born here and haven't ever left. I live my entire life in a 40 mile radius.
I live in Middletown.
21 M
USA, New Jersey.fembots don't exist
oreganalio
>>29060746
Ah okay, I grew up in Chester
>>29060806
Where are you now?
No one is ever supposed to leave. You know that.
>>29060788
24 NJ here, M though
can we be friends? I'm so lonely
>>29059856
Yo. Kik, steam, skype?
>>29060913
518 for school (not the same guy as above). Eventually I'd like to move out of state, realize how much it sucks, and come running back to the Hudson Valley.
A-AnyOhiofembots?
>>29060137
umm, contact info thingys?
>>29055200
although there are some mexican robots, im absolutely 100% positively sure there are no mexican '''''''''''''''fembots''''''''''''''''''
Every other male here thinks of himself as some super suave player, so even the absolute bottom of girls here get lots of attention
>>29061204
What do you use?
Kik?
>>29061288
Throwaway KIK:MissNutterButter
>>29059667
Alas no one responds to my dumb nigger ass.
NYC/20/Male
>>29053317
Do you perhaps work in a grocery market?
>>29061599
Not the most inviting post desu. Anyone who replies would be interested in your cock
>>29053228
19 female in Ontario
>>29061559
Mssg sent.
>tfw no Eesti femanons
>>29053313
>>29059677
>>29059856
>>29060955
I'm still here if you want my info...
>>29060927
I know that feel, I'm not good at friendships but I cannot refuse a brobot.
>>29060927
>>29062749
Where in NJ are you guys? I am also lonely.
24 Male Florida
>>29053228
Anyone from Leeds?
>>29061718
25 male in Toronto
not bad looking, in shape, 5'9 but i'm a homebody
just looking for to be happy with someone
>>29062965
Oh hey! 21 f Florida! Can you post a pic!
>ps Im Asian and I only like white, Asian, Mexican, middle eastern, Indian, Native American, Eskimo, and mixed races of any of those types of guys!
26 male hamilton ontario looking 4 a waifu.
>>29063614
I'm a mix of native american and white.
>>29063707
Kik is NoBlackGuys
Message me!
>>29053228
Toronto/Male/22Im not looking for a relationship here. But I'd like a female to interact with me and tell me Im normal, alright guy.Pls
>>29063806
couldn't find the username
I'm from singapore and literally nobody here would have the balls to ever meet up.
27 m 310 Los Angeles CA. Normie central here looking for friends mostly, fembots nice too. I made a friend from here once but he cut ties with me and started pursuing normie interests.
19 y.o. male
Montreal
McGill University
enjoy music, films, and drugs
>>29058814
oi laddy, doing decent myself
>>29059234
would you like to make a 6 hour drive to be my gf?
>>29059553
howdy
>>29059604
would you like to make a 6 hour drive to be my gf?
>>29061718
would you like to make a 6 hour drive to be my gf?
Northern Arizona/M/22
Honestly dont even care if you arent a qt grill, somebody just come hang out and ill smoke you out or something
I'm from the Philippines. Not going to bother putting my age or my gender as the mention of my country is enough for anyone to look at me as nothing more than garbage.
I also have lung cancer so you can literally use all cancer jokes on me and it would be technically true.
I don't like to live like this but seems like I have to endure until my cancer kills me. I have no intention of killing myself but if I were to accidentally cross the street and a truck rams me dead, I wouldn't complain.
Oh well. Life's unfair for everybody so that makes it fair.
How's everyone holding up?
>>29064231
Would you accept a landwhale to be your gf?
>>29064351
Why don't you move to Toronto/Los Angeles/New York like the rest of the peaners?
>>29064368
no, sorry :(
just doesn't do anything for me
>>29064368
Never underestimate a lonely man's thirstiness
I bet this works just as well as tinder.
32/m/oakland, ca
>>29064393
Job. My job pays me five hundred bucks per month. Which is somewhere around 22k php. I'm not sure how much worth is five hundred bucks to you guys but the conversion of that is beyond the standard single's monthly income.
Basically, I'm taking advantage of my country's shit economy.
If I moved there, I'd be throwing all that away. I have to keep up with my medication, rent, and all the other bills, too and I'm pretty sure those cost a hell alot more there in comparison with your economy and my shit economy.
>>29064323
>>29057339
Hey, neat. I'm north phoenix. 20m. I'm too afraid to hang out, or actually do anything, but I thought it'd be nice to let you guys know.
I am a male, 23 years old
Requirements:
>kind, empathetic, sensitive, likes cuddling
>can deal with someone who is insecure and clingy
>wants to only be with one person
That's it, really.
Throwaway: [email protected]
>>29064351
Smoking? How old are you. I've never met a young guy with lung cancer.
I smoke too, I literally can't drop it, not because a weak will, if I stop smoking I suffer from strong migraines.
JUST
24/m/Toronto
Let's go to ROM tomorrow girls
kik: COBOL_PLUS
>>29064351
I'm sorry to hear that. Have you considered being a shipman or something of the sort? Spend some days going around the world.
24/m Califag
Looking to talk to anyone really just need friends have both kik and skypetherapist thinks it's a good idea to form relationships to help break my psychosis and crippling depression
>>29061718
Anywhere near Windsor?
>>29054479
If you're still lurking I'll orbit like a moon
Southwestern Ontario, Male/23.
I've only encountered like 4 people from my shitty city site wide in like ten years so my chances are slim.
>>29057754
>brazil
>white
Pick one.
21/Male/USA-South_West
White
5'11
180 lbs
I'm really into traps, cross dressers, femboys. Females are aight too.
Skype: clubpenguin911 (not a troll)
>>29065034
What part of cali friendo?
22/M/Central Florida
>>29065450
Central Cali otherwise known as hell
24 m canada bc
Genuine loser
>>29060996
Sorry friend I'm in the buckeye state, only Roasties here.
Don't try it I'm not gay either.
19/M/Auckland, NZ
>>29053317
I am 27, autistic and live close to you. We can Skype or Steam or meet or something.[email protected]
Please respond.
>>29054704
>tumblr gif
Kill yourself.
Who /ps4/ heya?
