If you had to pick ONE reason why you don't have a girlfriend, what would it be? I'll start
>extremely lazy
maybe shyness and inferiority complex
because i'm ugly as fuck, pic rellated
>>29053022
>OP asks for ONE reason
>gives two reasons
Are you sure yours isn't retardness?
>>29052995
I'm fat :^(
Arigato domo mr. Boroto
Same reason I don't have a job. No experience.
I don't want to be a non-virgin. I would rather be alone then with one. This has costed me multiple chances of getting a gf.
>>29052995
Too easy to get succ from whores
>>29053059
>he felt for the "no experience no job" meme
>>29052995
>Crippling self esteem problems.
If I didn't push everyone away I'd have had like six gfs by now no memes.
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>>29052995
Because having any kind of close relationship with people grosses me out.
I don't want one.
>>29052995
No social contact with single women outside of the workplace.
>>29053041
oh shit nigger im sorry
>>29052995
Fat, but I'm working out and I already see results. It feels pretty good.
>>29052995
I'm literally one of those nice guys that appear on the memes
>>29052995
I'm a major beta pussy incapable of approaching women
I smell like cat piss, like the very original forecommenters have before me
>uglyoregano famalam
I'm pretty much a male prude.
>>29053041
Got a more frontal pic? because honestly you look sexy as fuck
Man-tits.
>>29052995
I don't want a relationship
>>29052995
Never really tried to get one
Terrible self esteem problems, won't let myself get close to anyone anymore after something real uncool happened to me. Now I'm more than content to be on drugs all the time and making wheelbarrows full o' money
>>29052995
I don't talk to people at uni and I don't use any dating apps. So basically no effort on my part but I don't really care so w.e.
>>29052995
Lol I love the "too lazy" excuse beta gags come up with. It's because you're fucking horrendously ugly and you know it bitch
>>29052995
Asperger and strong OCD, so I'm terrified if I won't be able to handle it.
>>29052995
Manlet. I'm 5'6". That is the sole reason why I cant get a GF.
And now everyone is going to reply to me with "confidence" meme. Go fuck yourself.
>>29052995
I honestly wouldn't know what to do.
25 & I've never had one before, nor have I had any physical contact with one. I just don't have the experience to start now.
There are middle schoolers who have gotten farther than me.
>>29052995
I've never approached a girl in my life
>>29052995
I'm ugly, and I'm starting to hate women even more lately
because my virginity is all i have left.
>>29055585
just b urself :D
No motivation? There's multiple reasons, but I think that's probably the root cause of all of my "problems."
Schizoaffective disorderkill me haha
>>29052995
I'm not interesting person to be around
>>29052995
i haven't tried
>>29052995
>short
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>>29052995
Severe acne. The sad thing is girls used to like me and I used to be considered the cutest boy in school during elementary school / middle school. Then in high school I broke out with severe acne and have been a social outcast ever since
Not that I can get one if I wanted to but I just simply don't desire a girlfriend.
Because no girl will ever be as awesome as my ex, aside from the friend of hers I fucked that ruined everything. Neither are talking to me, no other girl interests me, so I'm taking a break.
>>29052995
overweight. No, really, I can get stacy to9 give up nudes online without showing my picture. Literally the only thing holding me back is my weight.
>>29056087
Why are there so many fucking normies on my board
>>29052995
Ugly
Original comment without a shadow of doubt
>>29055694
Just do it. Seriously.
One of my longest-running relationships came from seeing a cute girl working at an arcade while babysitting my niece, approaching her and simply asking for her number. Got the number, in bed 2 days later and we stayed together for something like a year. From a simple 'you're cute, we should talk' approach.
>>29052995
my religion forbids meThe girl that would be perfect is bi and has a gf
>>29052995
I think there's a lot of factors
I've never asked someone out before, or done anything to express some kind of interest though, so that's probably the main reason
If everything was fine with me and I had behaved the same I'd still not have a gf
In fact for most of my life I've actively tried to avoid people and social situations
>>29053305
This right here and the fact I don't feel like trying anymore.
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>>29052995
Completely apathetic to normal society, their norms, values and activities.
I don't care anymore. I don't think i ever cared actually.
>>29052995
Why are you faggots so obsessed about having a bitch. They cause shit ton of problems.
>>29056166
Oh anon, I'm too much of a pussy to consider talking to a random person.
>roooo etc.
>>29056214
we are nice guys that actually want to care about someone and make them feel special unlike you chad. You're a bad person and that's why girls like you. That's why there will be a beta uprising.
I'm a really fucking horrible human being. I don't want anyone to come too close to me because I'm tired of hurting everyone. I don't deserve to have anyone love me or care about me, because I always take advantage of it. I mostly want to be alone. Sometimes I have meaningless Skype sex with random girls, but I try to cut them off before we get too close.
>>29056124
The fuck are normies?
If it makes you feel better, her friend kicked me back within like two weeks because I wasn't okay with her 'spiritual' approach to dating. (Everybody is one soul, our bodies are separate only so that we may find our missing pieces in others, I need to be free to fuck errybody hurrr)
Girl was pansexual as fuck, kinky beyond trustworthiness and way too hot to keep around. Awesome two weeks, she was a yogi/ massage therapist in training and the sex was amazing. No ragrets. Not even a single letter.
(She gave me a zelda t-shirt, cool as fuck)
>>29056252
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>>29056114
haha fatty fat fat jelly roll fat.
>>29052995
asexual
if you dont have a desire for sex you dont need a gf
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>>29056241
I WILLED myself to approach her.
If she shot me down, fine. I'd never seen her before and would never see her again. Dance floor rules, anon. Get out there and do the running man if you have to, you'll never regret it.
>>29056315
just b urself hahahahahahahah
your lies don't work on us normie.
stop trying, you are bad at it.
>>29056287
hey quit same fagging. I'm you asshole. I'm me. You don't exist.
>>29056311
I got my heart broken. The fuck are you talking about jealousy for?
>>29056315
I absolutely will regret it, we obviously see things very differently
>>29056315
Spoken like a true normie who couldn't possibly understand why people have thing thing called "social anxiety." Small encounters like that will haunt us for lifetimes
>>29056334
I'm just as much if not more real than you've ever been, Johnny.
>Despersonalization disorder
Have constant out-of-body experiences. So basically im a robot and cant feel shit for someone nor my myself ( body)
>>29052995
I have no idea what I'd do with a woman besides sex. Throw gifts at her and hope she doesn't leave me?
I dont like any of the women were i live. The ones i ever liked were taken or would not settle for pen-palship due to distance seperating us.
>>29056361
I've only stopped taking lorazepam because I can no longer afford it. Diagnosed bi-polar and 'general anxiety' when I went in to have a rash looked at once. I wasn't even there for mental issues, that's how fucked up I was. There is such thing as working on yourself.
>>29056345
the only reason you post on this board is because you feel like talking about your sexual adventures because you only managed to satisfy 3 out of the 5 naked sluts in your bed and want some self esteem to redeem by making fun of robots and making them feel jealous. I feel nothing from your blog though
>>29056402
Why do I get thinly-veiled compliments when I post here? I come here for the same reasons anybody does: I'm bored, have nothing better to do right now and am more than a little disillusioned when it comes to dating.
There's such thing as a depressed and anxious nonvirgin, we exist.
Too busy with my life.
I wish I could elaborate but OP said one reason.
>>29056463
Fuck bitches, get money.
You're a wise man, anon.
>>29056458
>oh no I only shot 5 cumshots inside my girl instead of 9
such great problems you have my dear normie. Thanks for visiting our board
>>29056510
It's great to be here, anon.
My record is 8 in a row, for the record.
I have nothing to offer.
I don't have any real interest, no hobbies, no drivers license, friends, don't go out.
Even if somehow I managed to get a GF, hoe long would it be till she'd get bored of me.
>>29056458
Face it, you'll never fit in here. The vocal majority you see are complete virgins who have never had a single positive (or even negative, in some cases) interaction with a female. You're just a failed normie (maybe temporarily, but still failed). I'm not those other guys going reeee but still feel some degree of fuck off normie
>>29056537
finally an ironic normie post. However fuck off normie
>>29056547
Somehow I'm okay with this.
If there's ever been a place I'm totally cool with rejection it's here.
>>29052995
ADHD
adhd really fucked my life ;_;
>>29056585
yeah too every place has been infested by people like you. Every chatroom and every board.
I am very quiet, sometimes I prefer to be in my thoughts than interacting with others.
>>29056604
More. MORE!
Being compared to others gives me sustenance. I must feed.
>>29052995
Non romantic
There are a lot of other reasons obviously
>>29052995
ONE reason?
Can't care enough
lack of motivation
>>29053041
dude... wow...
JUST
I exert absolutely no effort into getting a gf.
>>29052995
Fear of intimacy
this is original now
>>29052995
i have no need. 1got 99 problems and a bitch aint one of em.
>>29056758
but you still cry about it right?
why?
>>29056725
i know
god i need to just fucking kill myself already
>>29056773
I don't actually, im 25 years old and i don't give a single fuck about having a gf.
It's literally the least of my problems and i have a hundred other things that depress me more than the fact that i havent cummed inside some pussy.
>>29052995
Either my height or my psychological barriers when it comes to women.
>>29053625
iktf m8, it's literally the worst you can be
>>29056805
but you are on r9k. Why did you even post in this thread then?
>>29056592
>ADHD
nice meme disease
>>29056837
I saw a thread and i participated in it?
As to why im on r9k, i mostly browse /vg/ and /pol/ but sometimes i want some general discussion about whatever and sometimes i can find that on r9k beyond >tfw no gf threads.
r9k IS supposed to be /b/ with forced original posting you know.
>>29056880
>/pol/
alrrighhhhtttt :DDDD
>>29052995
Because female companionship means nothing to me if they can't indulge me in my fetish, and most won't
>>29056212
>>29056805
Same, I truly thought I was the only one. I legitimately have never worried about having a girlfriend. I am ugly, but at the same time if I tried to get a girlfriend I think I could get one. I just don't really care for one.
>>29052995
I'm a narcissistic jackass and I can't fake being interested in anything they say.
>>29052995
Because I don't really care for one.
Ugliness. My own and yours.
Thats why we post here. All other arguments are delusional garbage.
>>29053129
Its true. Professional formation costs money, thats why most dont give any.
1). REALLY shy, especially when it comes to romance and shit (AKA beta af)
2). I can get over the "perfect girl" I met a couple of years ago
Actually a bunch of my female friends have told me I am good looking and that I have a really nice personality so I think I am just screwing myself over
>>29052995
Honestly?
I've spent my entire life alone. This, despite being smart, having loads of friends and a good sense of humour, going out on parties, doing sports, having a great higher education, a good respected job, a fucking great pay...
While yes, I'm am fat at 220 lbs and 6 ft height, I'm hardly utterly disgusting.
Of all the people I know, in my entire life, since childhood, I have had the least experience with relationships. KHV until my 30's, and not a goddamn thing since, and never love, cuddling or actual emotional bond including even then....
You want my one reason? I'm as much of an atheist as can be, so I don't believe in supernatural at all. But my reason would be that I won the lottery jackpot of the romantically and sexually unluckiest fuck on this globe, because there's fucking EVERY reason this should not be happening, and it continues to, every single day.
My one reason, is that I'm fucking cursed. Because obviously, reality doesn't have jack fucking shit to do with this. Neither does effort, which I've poured a fucking ungodly amount of into this bullshit that my life is.
Oh, but i have a gf
Lazyness. I could probably bring myself up to a 6 or a 7 if I put any effort in my appearance.
I have zero interest in a romantic relationship and it's not worth the effort just for the sex.
>>29053041
billy?
is that you?
>>29057181
Honestly, I have known since I was little that to be satisfied is to be detached. People call me a robot, I just tell them I'm happy. Be more detached duude
>>29057466
nobody calls me billy
where do you think you know me from?
My number one reason is that I hate most people.
My very first requirement for dating is that I have to like spending time with them. I find I don't like most women after any extended period of time (anywhere from 5 minutes to a day).
>>29057533
you look pretty much spot on to my mate billy that's all
>>29057648
well i'm american and nobody calls me billy
sorry i'm not him
>>29057657
no worries famdingle
>>29053041
Just lose weight, you look at least 30 lbs too heavy. Guys get prettier when they have lower body fat, it's fact.
>>29052995
lack of social skill/comfort
>ONE reason
Oh fuck, option paralysis.
I'm not trying to get one
I simply can not talk to a person of the female gender without anxiety and without fucking up in some way.
it's just impossible, it's like they radiate some mystic force around them that makes me make mistakes whenever I try to talk to them.
I don't know why...
Overweight
I'm gonna starve myself though starting today
>>29052995
insecure about groin scars
Im ugly as fuck desu
I'm a 27yo high school dropout neet living with his parents and has no ambition to accomplish anything at all
I'd have a harder time coming up with reasons for why a woman WOULD want to be with me in any capacity than why not.
Because women would rather fuck a Chad for a week than have an ugly nigga love and support her for the rest of her life and I'm that ugly nigga
>>29053041
You posted in another thread, you attention whore
>>29060022
oh fuck we're only allowed to post in one thread now?
>>29052995
I'm a fat fuck
originating post
people just think I'm weird upon seeing me, it must be something I do unconsciously
>people disgust me physically and emotionally
oh yeah, and >am completely undersirable
>>29052995
I'm sshit
I'm massively anti-social.
>>29052995
Nothing interesting about me.It sucks whenever a pretty girl tries to socialize with me because I know I will end up dissapointing her
>>29052995
I am boring and I don't care.
>>29052995
I refuse to talk to girls. I'm attractive but it doesn't matter because I will not under any circumstances have a conversation with a girl
I do NOT want to succeed in life, I am a bad person and I only deserve to suffer
best reason: cunts simply cost too much with all their bullshit behaviour which leads to a money leaking lifestyle
>>29052995
No desire to be in a relationship.
Severely socially retarded autist.
If you're asking me a question, you better be looking for a direct answer to exactly what you said, I can't read you're fucking subtext, asshole.
>>29057306
dem kekky eyebrows
Haven't casually talked with someone around my age in about half a decade
>>29052995
im really boring
notoriginalwhowouldguess
I'm gay and I only want a monogamous relationship
But
>Gay
>Monogamous
>compatible with a sperg like me
Lmao
It could have been a number of things when I was younger. But at this point? I'm simply too far gone. I have missed out on too much life experience. While other people were making memories, making mistakes, making love, I was alone. Mostly playing videogames. I have no almost no memories. I have no way to relate to people. Myself, my entire life, is just a gigantic void. Who would want to date nothing?
>>29063436
>barashit pepe
kill yourself and then kill me
registered PEDO
desu I don't want to hurt some loli
and grils always find out eventually, if I'm honest to begin with they don't waste their time
RIP
>>29052995
Afraid of relationships since all my gfs have cheated on me and admitted to only want me to help with their problems.
>>29064452
>registered PEDO
elaborate
>>29065499
>https://www.google.com/#q=what+is+the+sex+offender+registry
>>29052995
I cannot even relate to normal people, let alone women. They're as good as a different species to me. Even then, women need herculean amounts of attention and money and I'm unnable to put up with anything bigger than a cat.
Other than that I'm or to boring, have absurdly unreal standards and may be severely autistic, though high functioning.
I'd like to think myself to actually be just too intelligent, but we all know that poor cliche about the edgy nerd hat tiper who thinks too much of himself but is actually some retarded pussy bitch.
We are all acoustomed to think of love as a right, but it's actually a privilege: or you have the requeriments, or you do not. I might be defective or transcendental, the fact is that it's not for me. It will aways be something I see from a window at a distance. Something I can grasp the meaning but will never properly experience.
Fuck, I talk too much. Maybe that's why nobody loves me.
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>>29065546
I am asking you to elaborate on your child molestation.
>not being a wizard in training
>>29052995
>ugly as fuck
>unmotivated
>boring personality
>extremely low self confidence.
>>29065598
>on 4chan, sis is sleeping
>want to troll /b/ and post me with dick out with her
>before that I was into CP but never thought about anything like this
>realize I'm actually turned on by this
>do it a ton of other times, eventually end up groping her and shit a lot and rubbing my dick on her feet, cumming on them
>get V& by homeland security for posting pics on Tor
I told /b/ she was 18, kekI actually live with her now that I'm out of jail, was awkward at first but we are pretty good friends.
She is pretty psycho, though.Totally related to this thread, thanks anon.
>>29065753
>distribution
Moron.
>>29052995
Ugly as sin, insecure/shy, schizphrenic, etc
Never tried very hard though, maybe i can find a qt pure schizo gf someday
>>29065753
>I actually live with her now that I'm out of jail, was awkward at first but we are pretty good friends
>>29065777
I'm not an idiot, I blurred everything out and did it right.I only got caught because I posted a highway sign. I edited the very last picture in the set, saved it and posted.
I used to stay up 3+ days at a time.
>wake up next morning
>look at photo editing software
>"are you sure you want to save?"
HNNNNG
>>29065887
>"are you sure you want to save?
Mental illness, maybe autism. I was diagnosed with a social anxiety disorder but I think I am autistic as well. Some people say that is a buzzword but in my case I don't know what else applies. I'm a 27 year old virgin. I live with my parents and haven't had any friends for about 10 years now. I work as a programmer and that is literally the only thing I have ever been decent at. Everything else I try to do I fuck up at.
I avoid socializing with people as much as possible because I always end up being made fun of. In high school I was bullied so much I had a total mental breakdown. Even at work I get made fun of so I do not talk to my coworkers anymore unless it is about work. I get made fun of for not having a girlfriend, for not dressing well enough, for being skinny and for being weird. I am extremely awkward in conversation, I say stupid things, cannot read facial expressions and cannot detect sarcasm and so forth.
I go through my day berating myself, reminding myself how stupid I am and how I cannot do a single thing right, at least every thirty minutes, and always upon waking up and when going to bed. This is in addition to the beratement I get from other people. I have absolutely zero confidence in my ability to have a social life much less a girlfriend. I do not even want a social life, because due to my mental problems all that means is being made fun of.
Obviously you will never have a girlfriend in those circumstances. I'm not getting married or having kids either. I used to get depressed about it, but after a while I realized that good things don't happen to me, only bad things. So it shouldn't come as any sort of surprise, it's just how things are.
