List your general requirements for what you look for in a partner. You can also list things you would like or dislike but don't necessarily make or break the prospect of a relationship with someone but make sure you put these in a separate category than actual requirements.
Fembots will be assumed as regular bots until time stamped tits have been procured
I'll start:
>female, traps don't count
>I'm serious, 2 x chromosomes or bust
>virgin
>5/10 or above
>actually cares about me
>won't cheat, ever
Likes:
>a nice voice
>just a bit shorter than me
>T H I C C
>doesn't wear much makeup
>Has to be as strong or stronger than I am
>Has to be as smart or smarter than I am
>Has to be as funny or funnier than I am
>>29052093
Traps are just a meme bro, dont worry.
> Is a girl
> Is at least average looking
Rest i dont really care about, the more different than what i could possibly write down the better.
Hey robots obsessed with virginty, girl I'm dating is a virgin but has sucked plenty of dick. Would that bother you?
>>29053299
Just a question, why would she ever do it? Are you arab or something? Seems so weird to me to do oral but not penetration.
>>29053299
Bother in what way? She obviously loves dick and is a virgin, so everything sounds perfect.
>>29052093
legit female
won't cheat
likes me
has nice feet
>>29053299
that's not a virgin
enjoy i guess
>>29052093
Kissless virgin here. Requirements for a gf
>not obese
>patient
>loyal
>>29053033
Are you a women by any chance?
>>29052093
>virgin
>5/10 or above
You can't have both of these op. Not unless you are a chad.
Her
>biological female
>white preferred but not exclusive
>cute features, doesn't need supermodel body
>legitimately interested in historical subjects and other academia, would spend all day with me in a museum
>likes to have things explained/be taught to her, does not pride herself on ignorance
>also plays vidya and has other generally chill hobbies
>sarcastic and dark sense of humour, not easily offended
>likes the sex, ok with nonvirgin if she's very open to me but exclusively me
Me:
>white 19yo USA male
>tall (6'0) average body, medium length hair
>autodidactic as fuck but shit family and personal issues means no university right now
>history and english nerd but can talk about any subject for hours
>no idea what I'm doing with my life, INTP as fuck
>really awful at expressing myself emotionally, am critically self-aware of how emotionally distant I can come across as
Just want qt schizoid gf
> virgin
> shorter than me or my height
> not fat
> 6/10 face
> loyal
> respectful
> doesn't do drugs or drink at parties
> likes me
> similar personality
If she doesn't fit this basic criteria I don't see a point in dating her.
>>29054001
>Me: autiste.
>>29054084
Nah, I just give off a bad first impression
>male (I'm a trap)
>dom in bed
>under 27ish
>taller than me (I'm 5ft3 so that's ezpz)
>medium length hair
>romantic.
>likes vidya/anime
>I mean for real likes it
>okay with us just sitting around playing smash or overwatch instead of going out on our days off.
>likes to cuddle
>will drink with me
>>29054182
I based my response on your description. It makes you sound like an autiste.
>>29054225
>>okay with us just sitting around playing smash or overwatch instead of going out on our days off.
>>likes to cuddle
>>will drink with me
Location?
>>29054259utah
Oregano basil
>Biological male or transguy (I don't care)
>Virgin
>At least an 8.5/10 in terms of intelligence
>Not a fag
>Not some nu-male who uses the word "polyamory" unironically
>Not skinny (average weight or anything above, just so long as he can walk)
>At least a 4.5/10 in terms of looks
>At least 5'10"
>Likes weird horror films that make you feel funny, sci-fi stuff, animus, and any other hikikomori-esque nerdy stuff
>>Not popsci, "I'm such a nerd" garbage
For reference, I'm a smart, 9/10according to most people - I highly doubt it personally, awkward INTJ-manlet.
>>29054257
Yeah I tend to run out of things to put on these descriptions and start rambling.
Oh well.
>>29054352
>9/10
Definitely not true if you are on /r9k/. Unless of course you are one of those genuine manlets who is like below 5 foot 5 in which case it could be true. I assume you're a gay dude in which case I don't know. Do gay guys care a lot about height.
>>29054533
I have no idea.
I mean, I get hit on enough by grills that I'd have to be at least a 7.5/10. I'm definitely not 10 because 5'7" manlet. Other than that, my complete lack of a dating pool (and I mean complete lack - not a single person I currently know) means that I can't tell where I fall on the scale.
As for height, I guess it's less important, since there's no expectation for either man to be the protective '50s husbando that women dream of.
>female
>loyal
>enjoys reading
>enjoys physical activity
I feel like that's not too much to ask
>>29052093
>female
>not overweight
>not mentally retarded
>at least 3 working limbs
>5'9" or shorter
>face that doesn't scare/disgust strangers (so a 3/10 or higher, I guess)
I don't care about any of the other stuff, I just want to know what intimacy feels like before I die.
Fucking meme checkmark lists. All I want is someone I can see eye to eye with and feel comfortable around, the rest is negotiable.
>biological male
>Homicidal
>taller than me
>not fat or "chubby"
>white
>loyal
>not retarded
Likes but not required:
>skinny
>pointy nose
>enjoys games
>creative
>enjoys literature
>loves his mother
>loves me
> suicidal
>>29055734
Not particularly homicidal, but I wouldn't mind. Everything else fits, more or less. Are you a girl?
>>29055843
>I wouldn't mind
Close enough. Yup, girl here.
>a girl
>has a functioning vagina
>>29056600
Tits or it didn't happen
>>29052093
>not fat or inhumanly hideous
>not a vapid, entitled normie
Done
>>29056641
Sorry, forgot a requirement
>don't be this faggot
>biological female
>Any races except black, muslim or asian
>Not fat or chubby
>6.5/10 or above
>Intelligent
>Loyal
>No drugs or heavy drinking
>Is usually down to watch movies or play video games
>Wants to have kids and a family
>No short hair ( has to be a bit longer than shoulder height at least)
>No tattoos or piercings
>>29056728
hell yea bitch dis go hard as hell flocka i will suck big dick team slut all day and week month year and century i love big naps D I C K S Q U A D
>>29056600
>Close enough. Yup, girl here.
Neat. My Skype is: d777.w
>cute feet
>moral integrity
the first criterion filters out all minorities
the second criterion filters out all whites
this is why i'm going to die alone
>>29052093
I know how bad this is going to sound, but, honestly, I am so desperate that, if a post-op transgirl would keep quiet about it and pretend to be a biological female at all times, I think I would settle if it was pretty qt.
Other than that
>female
>strictly monogamous (not serial sexual monogamy)
>religiously inclined
>at least 6/10
Preferences:
>cute lisp (I don't know why, but I heard this on a really cute girl and really enjoyed it)
>decent jawline
>either my height or only a few inches shorter (I am 5'9")
Pic related is me, do I have any chance of achieving this?
>>29056891
you could easily get a qt virgin if you went to church a lot
>>29055734
What is a pointed nose? I fit everything except that, mine is a little hooked small jew nose ;(.
>if I think she's hot
>is a girl
>has cute feminine mannerisms
>is nice to me
that's it
>female
>thin
>would never cheat on me
That's already too much, sadly.
>>29056927
I do go to church a lot. The problem is that my denomination is tiny in the US, and only one girl my age actually goes to my Church, and I think she has a boyfriend.
Plus, the social-anxiety maymay, unfortunately (though, it is mainly the result of legitimate mental illnesses).
>>29056949
This is an example of a pointy nose.
>>29052093
Requirements:
>Biological girl
>Loyal
>Not fat
>Not heavily into partying/drinking/stacy activities activities (some are okay but they add up and are so annoying to deal with)
Likes:
>Kind.
>Hopeless Romantic.
>Likes to be cute and cuddle.
Not required but ideal in a perfect world:
>Would let me tie her to the bed.
>Into vanilla sex mostly but with some light bondage.
I'm starting to lift to get out of skellington mode and find you!
>>29057062
Yeah well I guess I have a hooked nose, not superficial enough to get surgery and I just learn to live with it desu senpai.
>male, not sure if I'd like a trans guy or not
>clean shaven
>good hygiene, clean in general
>doesn't smoke or do drugs, moderate drinker
>not into loli or any gross shit
>doesn't watch porn too much
>not overweight, liking to run with me would be a plus
>doesn't have to be rich but doesn't want to mooch off me
>not mean, talks about problems instead of flying off the handle, would never shout at me
>hasn't fucked a bunch of Staceys
>doesn't mind I'm a virgin
>doesn't mind how fuck ugly I am thanks to a huge facial birthmark
The last one is really the clincher.
>>29057100
well engineered (You) bait, dude
>>29057100
>>doesn't mind how fuck ugly I am thanks to a huge facial birthmark
i don't mind. location?
>>29056860
You know you can likely find a mixed girl right?
>>29057099
Jew noses are acceptable. Surgery is a waste of time and money, imo.
>>29057246
add me somewhere if you are a cutie maybe?
Absolute MUSTS for GF:
>not obese
>older than 24
>likes me
>not a cheater
>no kids
Likes:
>actual intellectual, not a "such a nerd xD" faggot
>doesn't watch cable TV (smart enough to know alternatives exist)
>actually asocial, not "omg I hate people, me and my friends are going out"
>likes to debate ideas and theories
>not averse to working out (running, sports, bodyweight exercises, etc.)
>can actually articulate feelings and opinions
Basically a female me. Hell, I'll even date a tranny. I have before.
>>29057307
You are gay or bisexual I'm sorry.
>petite
>10/10 qt
>smoke weed
>perfect ass
Not required:
>be remy lacroix
>>29052093
Requirements for BF
>He is fluent in the easiest language in the world (English)
>does not subscribe to African American culture or BLM
>is not a fucking beta nu male faggot
>can learn how to accommodate my Aspergers and has patience
>great smile with straight healthy teeth
>is not above 20% African (I am not African)
>is always on standby to do fun stuff
>can find fun in everything
>not a pretentious "these are what real interests are" type of person
>cannot hate anime, can only be indifferent at most
>5 inches taller than me minimum (i am short and cannot reach ANYTHING)
>can lift me up (i am 113 So that shouldn't be difficult when women on average weight more especially when they are taller or THICCCCC)
And the most important one
>is not trying to use or manipulate me, has the ability to full love me
Probably the hardest one to find
>>29057341
It's not a big deal. As long as you aren't a faggot about it, I find.
>>29052093
>female
>obese
>fat legs
>neet
>weeaboo
>>29057443
Fuck, sounds ideal but my teeth aren't perfect.
>>29055734
wanna see my nose? it's super pointy
>>29057544
Holy fuck relax with the sexual harassment anon.
>>29057561
i wasn't implying anything indecent and only wanted to tease anyway.
I'd just like to find a girl interested in being my GF despite the fact that I have nothing to offer right now. I've never had a GF before and I'm 28. I am certain that if I had a GF and maybe even more that I would do my best to provide and keep her happy. Whatever she would want. I'd get fit, become a wagecuck, anything.
That would become my one and only purpose. I have no purpose right now, I know there's the whole "you cant love someone else unless you love yourself" but that's just not going to work for me.
> biological male
Looks:
>normal weight, a bit chubby is okay, as long as it's not too much
>actualy don't even care about it that much, 4/10 would be totaly fine.
Mentality:
>no fag
>manly
>intelligent
>should be serious, don't want someone who is happy 24/7.
>should not be depressed 24/7.
likes
>science
>philosophy
>alcohol
>weed
>tabaco
>gaming
else
>don't ever want to be afraid that he's cheating
>shouldn't care about my looks
>doesn't wants sex all the time
>top
>>29057544
Sure, go ahead dude
>>29057608
I'm 20 right now and just started improving myself and every few weeks I get this feeling of wanting to connect with a special girl but I know I'm not ready.
>tfw your first female online friend keeps adding contacts in skype and you stop talking to her because she obviously doesn't value you.
>White or Asian
>Born and still is a female
>Decent face
>Less than 200 lbs
>Intelligent
>Not a slut or druggy
>Not a liberal or SJW
>Doesn't have a problem with firearms (or preferably is into firearms)
>>29054001
Tfw that's me but i'm obese and don't do the sex and not into musem
>>29052093
I've never listed it out before, so let's see:
>female, sex and gender
>enjoys being feminine
>7/10 or above
>smaller than my skinny ass
>quiet, independent
>keeps herself busy
I'm pretty independent and appreciate my alone time, but I do enjoy the company of others. I want someone who will hang out with me while we each do our own thing.
>>29052093
Handholdless but not kissless virgin here. Requirements for gf include:
>female
>does not look like a Dark Souls boss
>>29052093
I can list requirements till I'm blue in the face.
But it's just wishful thinking.
>must be feminine (so biologically male is fine, as long as they are feminine)
>must be a genuinely nice person. Cares about others and leaving a positive impact on the world etc
>must never cheat
That's all. Not much to ask for.
>>29057619
So he can cheat as long as you're oblivious?
Sup, the names Anon.
My requirements are legitimately impossible.
>female
>age 22-30
>likes vidya (4X games, RPGs, etc.)
>negative and cynical
>somewhat bitter
>loner/introvert
>clingy as fuck
>would never cheat
Boyfriend :
>5"6 at least
>not fat/obese (chubby is fine)
>okay with a mental, clingy, jealous girl
>wants kids in future
>5/10 at least cause I'm average too
>likes home cooking
> will let me sit in his lap, cuddle him while he plays video games
>won't be bother by my two small tattoos
Likes:(not required)
>virgin like me(very preferred though)
>anime fan
>likes to go cons
>introverted
>>29059168
>clingy as fuck
Yeah, sure. You dont know what you're asking.
>>29059655
Sounds like me. What're the tats?
>>29059655
What about age?
>>29059168
>clingy
As a girl myself you do not want a clingy girl. When males are clingy they get a little jealous but love being around you. When a female is clingy she blows up your phone all times of the night and cheats on you because you messaged your sister on Facebook.
>>29058408
>twink thinks he can get a skinny girl
>>29059699
A protection star on my wrist and a tooth above my breasts.
>>29059723
Shit I forgot age! I really prefer 20 at least cause I'm turning 21 but I would be fine with19-27
>>29059693
Only normies dislike clingy girls. And normies only dislike clingy girls because they want to hang out with their friends and flirt with other girls.
>>29059759
>When a female is clingy she blows up your phone all times of the night and cheats on you because you messaged your sister on Facebook.
I want that though. And I wont message my Sister if that will make her happy.
>>29059779
Sounds cool, I'd be curious to at least see what they look like. Doesn't sound like a big deal to me though.
>>29059779
Yeah I figured I'd be screwed. I really messed up by not getting girl earlier. I'm 29 and I have never had a GF, KHV too. And all girls my age have 3 kids from 3 different niggers.
Feels really bad.
>>29058269
So it's literally not you.
Good job
>>29052093
Requirements
>XX chromosomes
>5/10 or above
>Somewhat similair/matching with me in terms of personality
>somewhat nice face (unique features are a pre)
>white
>somewhat healthy body weight
like
>Small ass
>No oversized breasts
>green eyes
>red hair
>freckles
>likes cold weather
>likes hiking
>somewhat fascist tendencies (no full on "jews rule the world 14/88" shit, but mild fascism)
>germanic pagan (or interested in germanic paganism)
>Likes wearing hoodies
>likes firearms
How are clingy girls not all anybody wants?
Who really has the time to work a job, manage their life and still be able to spend time away from their GF long enough for the clinginess to be an issue?
Fucking normies man
>>29059848
Most people hate when lady's have tattoos so that's why I made a point of it.
>>29059889
I mean I wouldnt be against it but I just never have talk to that older of a guy by that much romantically, and I'm afraid to seem too childish.
Requirements:
>vegan (for moral reasons)
>at least above average in looks, objectively
>virgin, has had no sexual intercourse of any kind with the opposite sex
>cannot be Jewish or have any Jewish ancestors
>leftist
>healthy (I.E. not overweight, underweight or afflicted with a life-threatening illness)
Likes:
>doesn't have any hereditary lesser health problems (bad sight, allergies, etc...)
>can cook
>not bitchy, forceful, annoying or dumb
>willing to have children
>>29060027
>healthy
>vegan
Pick one
>>29059985
Speed round for this anon here
How do you feel about pegging?
Black men?
3some?
Do you have a job?
Name one good anime/manga that is currently running
>>29059985
Fair play. I know a lot of guys are against it. Where in the world are you anon?
>sentient
>likes me/wants to use me
>bonus points for cock
>>29059985
Makes sense. I don't think anyone would have to worry about me being too mature. As far as life experiences and all of that I might as well be 12 or something.
Honestly I was starting to accept being forever alone for a while. But now that family members are starting to die and fall ill I started to realize the importance of having a companion.
>must be either female or passable trap
>not obese
>4/10 face at least
>smart
>not emotionally abusive
>won't cheat
>not selfish
>low sex drive
>likes to read
>enjoys vidya, bonus points if you like Dark Souls, Silent Hill, or Smash Bros
>enjoys music, bonus points if you like house, techno, ambient, or post-punk
>not thin-skinned
>enjoys learning, bonus points if you want to work in academia
>not into recreational drug use aside from alcohol, cigarettes, psychedelics are okay too
>enjoys the cold
>not a stereotypical SJW or /pol/lack
I've already realized it's never going to happen but it's pleasant to fantasize about what could be.
>>29060096
>>29060057
Pegging...um idk I've never even have had sex before to be honest...
Never dated a man of a different race(I'm white),
Polygamy is disgusting you should feel terrible and kill yourself.
I'm currently in college full time, so not at the moment might be getting a part time job though.
As for anime I don't watch much new ones and I don't feel like listing shows but genres I like
>horror
>psychological
>magical girl
>mecha
>slice of life's
>mystery
>>29060059
In southern states USA
>>29060096
Don't think I could ever cope with being lonely. I barely am sane as it is.
>>29059759
How much do I have to weigh before a skinny girl would date me?
>>29059655
>>29059985
Want to add me I fit every one of your things and I have no online friends. (I really want to devote time to someone but It's hard when people have 500 friends online).
Send me a mail at: [email protected]
I'm 6'0 and have no deformities and I don't know what I would rate myself but a little above average I guess?
requirements:
>is a female
>makes me happy
likes:
>pretty face
>tattoos and piercings
>nice voice
>short and thin or tall and athletic
>more social than me
>enjoys alcohol and drugs
>>29060269
That wasn't a typo btw that's how I just rush registered lmao.
>>29060164
>magical girl
>mecha
D R O P P E D
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can't deal with shit taste, I'm an asshole like that
Otherwise you seem like the average robots dream
>>29060164
I don't think its possible to cope with it. I think there is an evolutionary reason behind the feeling of loneliness and also heartbreak.
Traveling and being alone back in the hunter-gatherer days would most likely mean death. So when we're alone or it triggers all of these negative emotions. And a breakup is basically abandonment, and that hurts a lot.
>>29060164
Sounds cool, I'm midwest. I just barely sneak in the stats but yeah, a snuggly clingy vidya gf is the ideal.
>>29060164
forgot to say I'm also 21 and I probably live near you, I will stop spamming and being thirsty as fuck but this is the first time I done this so might as well try it. Send me an email: [email protected]. You won't regret it femanon!
>>29060327
At least I'm not a damn polygamy fuck, seriously you are disgusting.
>>29060269
Emailing now
>>29060422
Never said I was into the shit I just asked your opinion on it, what do you even have against 3 somes? Seems like most people enjoy them
>All these Chads with Glasses pulling desperate r9k chicks
like pottery. Easy pickings here.
>>29060491
Shhh you'll scare the failed Staceys away
My wishes:
>taller than me
>loyal, aims for lifelong relationship
>doesn't mind me being needy
>likes to spend as much time together as possible
>would never cheat and is set on us giving each other positive attention.. a lot..
>has interests/hobbies that we can teach each other a little bit about
>isn't supersocial/busy/flakes on me
>no serious mental illness
Im too needy and demanding : (
Me
>5'9
>Very long hair and beard, athletic body.
>Likes camping, hiking, philosophy, mythology, Germanic paganism, horror fiction/movies, tribal cultures.
>Can have a temper, but I don't believe in hitting women so nothing to worry about there.
Requirements:
>Must suck dick 24/7
>Needs to keep going after I cum
that's all honestly
>>29060487
Cause you should never be with more than one person sexually. Also why on earth would I ever wAnt to share my lover. I'm a clingy, jealous femanon. My lovers dick goes near another woman or man, it's getting cut off.
Require
>gets me, but isn't the same as me
>feels comfortable around
>not cheat
>likes me back
>doesn't constantly talk or isn't always silent
>gets that I don't want to have sex and is fine with that
Like
>not annoying voice
>doesn't chew with mouth open
>cuddles
>watch stars together
>likes climbing trees
>is fine when I fuck up and calms me down
>batman (joking)
You want a girl that's fuckable but hasn't ever been fucked.
Do you see the downfall here?
>>29060531
EAST COAST
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Got a throwaway email, anonette?
>>29060583
How many girls have you rounded up so far?
>>29060220
190lb minimum
>>29060558
One last question, is the cutting a dick of thing a real thing for women? Like do they actually plan to do that whenever they're wronged? Cuz that'll effectively make a straight man love traps
>>29060583
no, Im not American and Im an old spinster by 4chan standards. Sorry, no point.
>>29053033
I am all of those plus better looking. hmu
>>29060327
A man who doesn't like mecha is not a real man. Just a faggot. Kill yourself queer nu beta male
>>29060558
reply and be my yandere gf. I don't even know if you get yandex emails.
>>29060616
I'm in europe and I want a spinster
does that work?
GF:
White
Brown hair
Not a fucking goblin
Me:
5'10
Wealthy
Majoring in biomedical engineering
Shredded
18
unfortunately that's not enough in 2016
>>29060569
>doesn't want relationship with batman
Welp thatll be a
D R O P
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Guess I'm hanging with alfred again
>>29055734
I hope you're a woman, cuz you're looking for me
22/m 6'3" 140 pound robot here, I'm just a little shy. Any fembots interested? No worries about your shortcomings or anything my cock does not discriminate.
hit me up on kik: tasnastorm02
>>29060577
>fuckable=been fucked before
Did you never go to high school?
Requirements :
Is a guy
loyal and wouldn't cheat on me
Honest
Very clingy, even better if he doesn't go out and is afraid of doing it, but would try things out with me
Not lazy (for study and university)
Likes videogames
Loves me back
Basically someone like me. Anyone please be my bf let's exist only for eachother and Noone else
>>29060569
>>doesn't chew with mouth open
>>cuddles
>>likes climbing trees
Hey that's me. Can't say much for my voice but it's not nasally or high pitched at least.
>>gets me, but isn't the same as me
Well, what are you like anon?
>>29060611
I mean I don't think I would really cut a guys dick off, it's more of an expression, but I would seriously be pissed off and maybe just maybe hit him and yell. I don't believe in any kind of sharing at all. I just would make them regret it, keep in mind I did say I was insane and clingy and a really jealous girl. So....yeah.
>>29060646
age?
original comment-u.
>>29060741
>Not lazy (for study and university)
would you date me>>29060703
>>29060741
Pick me please. Youre perfect for me.
if you have skype mine is gonewasting
>>29060768
>age?
24. you?
>>29057443
you skipped one: not old as fuck
>>29060754
um. I dunno really how I'm perceived by others but I'll try a list
>I make a lot of crappy jokes
>draw, but I am not great
>i like comics
>have an odd view of the world
>play videogames though not super often
>pretty socially awkward but I have some friends
>pyromaniac
>i have weird-ass dreams
>nt good at describing self
>>29060825
a bit older. if you are interested and you have a throwaway I will write you.
>>29060778
As long as you meet the req then yes especially the clingy part because I'm clingy myself so if I was the only one doing it I'd feel bad and unnatural about >>29060779
mine is cerealice97, but I'm not on skype right now I'm on the phone
>>29057619
define doesn't want sex all the time..... Is daily all the time? Cuz I can cut down to that.
desu I can resist urges more often than that, but wanting, that's almost constant.
>>29060889
Will you be on anytime soon?
>>29060872
Yes, my skype is d777.w
>>29057619
Actually describes me pretty well, sans philosophy. I'm kinda chubby though.I live in Michigan
>>29057426
>Not required:
>>be remy lacroix
what are you talking about, that's my one requirement
>>29060073
I'm dtf and hung like a bonobo
>not obese
>not ugly
>has low standards
>can hold a conversation
>I am the only thing she wants
Requirements for BF
>Between 5'4 and 6'4 (I'm 5'7)
>Longish hair
>Likes crime shows
>Funny, weird, laid back, and loyal
>Gets along with little kids
>Would want to have kids in future
>Nice ass
>Good listener
>Body type could be skinny/skinnymuscular/average/chubby
>>29052093
> is rich
> smokes weed
> is tall or taller than me, me is 187cm
> not too big tits
> swallows
> likes to be eaten and can experience orgasm
> has a hobby where I am not involved.
> likes to wrestle, fight and Bantz
> not materialistic
> she can experience orgasm, Jesus this is really important.
> not fat, thx.
> likes horror films.
I should break up, because current gf is opposite from list
>>29061067
>Likes crime shows
Wait like Forensic Files or the fictional TV show type stuff?
>>29057443
I knew spending a shit ton on braces would pay off. Marry me.
>Female
>Not fat
>No tattoos
>No drug using
>No abnormal color dyed hair
>Not a single mother
>Not vegan/vegetarian
>Willing to put up with my lack of social skills
>Ok with me being a kv.
Basically impossible so I don't even bother. No one lives here in Utah anyway.
>>29059655
your the only female in this thread that seems to match up to everything i like. i would've provided my contact details but you're already emailing someone else, i guess i was too late. best of luck.tfw no gf to to do all those things and also teach me how to cook.
>>29061067
>nice ass
Fuck I thought I had this one
>>29057077
Love that pug pic
>>29061127
>cm
Eurocucks get out
I JUST WANT AN ASIAN GF ORIGINAL
>>29061160
I'm talking like shows on the ID channel
>>29061214
Ha, water freezes at 0 degrees and boils with 100.
>>29061360
No. It is 273
>>29061181
Sorry anon...if you want I / you can drop email, encase. I just feel bad for talking to more than one person at a time.
Me:
>Fatty
>chad and stacy parents lead me to believe I would be attractive if not fat
>going to expensive private college
>plays video games all day
>racist
>above 4.0 average in high school without studying
>reads history books for fun
>funniest of my "friends"
QT:
>female
>at least mainly white
>smart
>wants kids
>virgin
>loyal
>>29061692
I can get you what you want but first answer me this
Would you suck a nigga dick for an iPhone 6?
>>29061726
Who would text me?my mom? I have a old samsung phone. I would use a flip phone if it wouldn't make me look like a retard.
>>29052093
Requirements:
>female
>no STDs
Any of you fembots in Texas?
>>29052093
>has a feminine penis
>>29060741
Super clingy (and everything else you listed - can prove in email), please date me, or at least give me a chance to talk to you.
Throwaway: [email protected]
>>29061067
>Nice ass
>Body type could be skinny/skinnymuscular/average/chubby
Not sure if I have a nice ass and I'm a fat fuck but willing to work on my body for you.
>>29061908
>>29060741
Please email me :(
>>29061441
it's okay, i feel the same way too. no need to worry about dropping an email address. the chance of you living in the oceanic region is not very likely and im too insecure to bother with LDRs in which both parties don't live in the same country.
>>29062023
Cerealice97 on skype blud
>>29062102
>blud
LA Piru detected, avoid messaging at all costs
>>29062102
Messaged you on Skype
>>29052093
I have to be attracted to her
I have to find her interesting
I have to want to be around her
desu senpai ngl most girls even if they fill the first two, they will almost never fill the last one.
To be considered for the position of my girlfriend candidates must have the following qualities:
1. Female (no mentally ill wannabes)
2. White, the paler the better
3. Aged 20-26
4. Not a full blown slut, at the very least discreet
5. Free of addictions
6. Enjoys doing more than browsing facebook and looking in the mirror
7. Would rather do something with me than be bored in my presence
8. Loyal
9. Understands discretion in a relationship and will not share my secrets.
10. Religious or possessing a strong moral code
11. Capable of making and keeping plans
Wants:
>female
>likes anime
>white
>21-25 or close
>hopefully going to college or some sort of schooling (no leeches)
>average looking
>pretty laid back
>will cuddle/be cuddled
>no drugs outside weed/drinking
>doesn't party
>cuteish face
Me:
<21
<USA
<going to college
<6 feet tall
<140ish
<black hair
<drink occasionally
<smoke 5 times or so a year
New to this pls no hate on my description
>>29052093
>Requirements
Biological female
not a cunt
average 5/10 or higher
>Likes
vidya
white
yeah that's about it
>>29054225
U should add me on kik or. Skype senpai. I meet all those requirements
M, 23 years old
Requirements:
>kind, empathetic, sensitive, likes cuddling
>can deal with someone who is insecure and clingy
>wants to only be with one person
That's it, really.
Throwaway: [email protected]
>>29052093
>virgin
>drug-free
>tattoo-free
>will play-fight with me
>will watch and discuss My Dinner with Andre with me
>will go caving with me
>will go trail-running with me
>will play rpg/rts vidya with me
>will dance to disco and europop with me
these are my basic criteria and initial tests, if she is willing and able to fulfill these simple tasks then we can move on to holding hands and the next battery of tests to advance to cuddling.
Me: M/23/Attractive/In Shape/Soft Skinned/Pale/Soft and Cool Hair/Kind of Bi but prefers girls/
7/10+ (I'm fairly picky so a 7/10 is still cute)
I like cute not "sexy" and "hot", cute are those things to me
17-19 but will date up to 30 (though honestly a serious relationship will only go up to like 25)
Asian or White (preferable to be one but rest matter more)
Doesn't vape
Knows the difference between you're and your
Has common interests with me: (at least one)
1) Acting
2) Martial arts
3) Video games
4) Dance
5) Tennis
6) Anime/cosplay
Thin to average weight.
Not as boring as shit (the earlier hobbies would probably help here)
No kids (honestly I fell for a girl and I ended up literally only breaking up with her over this, I mean honestly that's a big deal though she was great)
Either extremely sweet or extremely sarcastic/confident
Laughs at my constant jokes (I'm funny but yeah)
Doesn't like partying too hard
Honestly I have a thing for those cute girls who like anime and hang out with people who are less attractive than her but it's not because it makes them look better, you know those girls who you go "oh yeah she's cute" but who tons of guys only really hit on at cons? I'll take one of those girls please.
>>29057443
i fit these criteria, you sound like a qt
>>29065640
Wait, are people actually using this to actually pick up people? I thought this was just a fun exercise.
>cute face
>thin body
>long-ish hair
>doesn't want to unnaturally change his body (hrt or getting it chopped off)
>crossdresses for me even if he doesn't fill it out like a girl would
>doesnt spend the day talking to other dudes/chicks and sending dick/ass pics
>has a genuine interest in me
the dream doesnt exist tho
>>29057443
>BLM
Bureau of Land Management or Boys Love Magazine?
either way I'm safe there.
how tall are you?
>>29057443
1) Japanese is one of the hardest languages to learn? However when a native speaker doesn't know it, fuck those idiots.
2) That's just edge lord racism.
3) I imagine you won't find someone like that here
4) Is that an actual issue you come across in relationships?
5) You forgot to mention that they still have their teeth, I imagine there is the opposite here.
6) I guess I don't find africans attractive either
7) Sounds like you want a clingy person who isn't boring
8) I really don't know what to say here because I'm not actually aiming to get with you but I do make a joke about just about anything so I'll say that so that this number actually has something behind it instead of just 8)
9) Are you one of those people who goes "my interests are sleep and hanging out with friends", because yeahhhhhhh.
10) Some anime is fucking great, some anime is absolute shit.
11) Sounds like just about any guy who isn't Peter Dinklage is taller than you.
12) Who couldn't lift you?
13) You're going to have a hard time finding that last thing in today's society, that said don't expect anyone to fully love you outright, people love each other because they enjoy each other and have good chemistry, you'll only get people lying about loving you and people who think they are in love until you actually meet someone who meets those 2 prerequisites.
>Is alive
No really, that's all I want at this point.
>>29065980
^ Meant English is one of the hardest
>>29057443
Why can't I play Black Mage?
>>29054001
I was with you until you said you like to play teacher with your partner. Your kind is insufferable.
Vagina
Smokes marlboros and weed
Doesn't care about hygiene but washes genitalia
Will unironically joke about killing ppl
Isnt sober
Wont pull a knife during argument
Likes rap music
Loves movies from Stanley Kubrick Quinton Tarantino Francis Copella and Martin Scorsese (at least 2)
Doesn't have many friends
Long hair
>>29066059
>Those directors
They make good movies and are super mainstream. It'd probably be harder to find someone who doesn't like them.
>>29052093
>is trans
Anyone out there? Pls respond.
>>29066059
You mean you were with him until the 3rd-4th thing after stuff like "female" and "cute"
>>29052093
>is female
>is thin
>isn't annoying and doesn't care about politics and shit etc.
That's all I want desu
>>29061067
>Between 5'4 and 6'4 (I'm 5'7)
5'7"
>Longish hair
Mid-back atm
>Likes crime shows
Some of them are kinda annoying but I do find criminal psychology very interesting.
>Funny, weird, laid back, and loyal
I like making daily life interesting
>Gets along with little kids
as long as their parents aren't hovering around
>Would want to have kids in future
definitely
>Nice ass
probably same as body
>Good listener
most of the time
>Body type could be skinny/skinnymuscular/average/chubby
ottermode
A female that is a 6/10 at least.
>>No.29066099
Only Tarantino. Not many young women watch Kubrick Scorsese or Copella movies
>>29065630
>dem interests
not a gril or a gay but I share everything but tennis.
What style MA and dance do you do?
>Female
>Red Head
>Shorty
>Chubby 100-68-88
>Kind
>Kinky
>Loyal
>Total dependant of me
>Girly
>Incredibly white pale skin
>Freckles, the more the better
>Grey eyes
>>29052093
>body isn't that important, 6/10 or better face
>is smarter than a roast beef sandwich
>has something to keep her occupied in her life rather than just fixating and clinging to me
>doesnt want to spend all my god damned money
>would be nice if she liked anime. or shared any of my hobbies, really
>dont care if she's a virgin. I can't expect that at my age anyway
>but absolutely no kids
that's it. I have pretty low standards. I guess I'd really like a friend that I can have sex with more than a "girlfriend"
>>29066289
good taste in made up humans
>>29066527
Thanks Lori.
No, seriously thanks. What's yours?
>>29066209
MA: I started with taekwondo for years and then I did capoeira, kung fu (shaolin), and a few other styles in actual class situations.
I've trained just about every style through friends who have trained them to a strong extent and have done a lot of full contact sparring throughout the years. My main style of choice is eskrima.
Dance: Hip hop, though I have interest in getting into contemporary.
If you do end up seeing this (and any random person on here), add me on skype at davidmbryan
If anyone wants to add me there, just send the request with telling me that you're not a cam ad bot because those fake accounts are fucking annoying.
Your other choice is to add me on facebook:
david.bryan.370
I'm getting into career acting so it'd be cool if we could help each other out if you do that as well.
Also anyone can add me if you'd like honestly, trolls included.
>>29066059
Oh, so you're looking for a degenerate!
Won't be hard to find one man!
>>29066957
He wants someone named Beatrice who has a beard.
>>29066957
Degenerate female who isn't mentally retarded and addicted to xanax, very, very hard to find.
