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>it is a scientific fact that there is a world in the multiverse
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>it is a scientific fact that there is a world in the multiverse where you are a Chad

how does this make you feel?
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>>29051631
Good for him.

chablox
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there's also a world where you are getting fucked in the ass in prison
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>>29051631
what about a world where i'm a qt grill
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>>29051631

Nope. You can have an infinite amount of time and still not see certain possible configurations happen.

>Even if there were exceedingly few things in a finite space in an infinite time, they would not have to repeat in the same configurations. Suppose there were three wheels of equal size, rotating on the same axis, one point marked on the circumference of each wheel, and these three points lined up in one straight line. If the second wheel rotated twice as fast as the first, and if the speed of the third wheel was 1/pi of the speed of the first, the initial line-up would never recur.
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>there is a world where you have a mommy gf
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>>29051631
Good for him, unfortunately I am not him so I don't give a shit
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>>29051747
pssh get outta here with that shit

do you even astral travel?
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>>29051631
Sorry OP, multiverses probably don't exist. You're a loser and, yes, it matters.
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>>29051631
What a terrible and unfounded meme tier interpretation of the multiverse theory. An infinite set neednt contain all possible elements fuckwit. Neither of the words "Scientific fact" apply to this shit
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>>29051984
>>29051747
That is incredibly boring compared to science fiction, to be perfectly honest with you.
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>>29051984
>An infinite set neednt contain all possible elements fuckwit.
How does that work?

>>29051957
Perfect gif.
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>>29051631

>thinking about the multiverse where you are a chad
>not thinking about the one where you meet your waifu and live a life with her

you're not aiming high enough
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>>29051957
Even if they do exist, the alternate versions of you are literally different people, it's not like you can swap places with them or anything
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>>29051631
Fuckdamn. I would be way more interested to know in what's beyond the multiverse.
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>>29052038
>How does that work?

>set of even numbers

Infinite? Check. Not containing all numbers? Check.
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>>29052085
Ah, got it.
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>>29052085
so are you really arguing it's mathematically impossible for a robot to be chad?
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>>29051631
i'd rather not be

chad is meh lifestyle

maybe that's why "i" was born in this one
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>>29052038
No, the point is that the infinite set of universes that exist (IF the multiverse theory is true) doesn't have to contain a universe where robot is chad
Not impossible, but not likely
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>>29052055
As a eugenicist, I' be okay with the idea that at least my genes are out there, succeeding, in some universe, even if that's not "me".

But, again, there probably aren't multiple universes and I'm just a failed genetic permutation.
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>>29051631

Its actually scientific fact AND in the bible, that robotness is constant in all possible universes.
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>>29052192
who is this attractive woman
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>>29051747
This

Simple things like your genetics are limiting you enough.
Different genetic configuration means the person is not you.
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>>29051747
>Implying we don't have infinite space
Most people believe the universe goes on and on forever.
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>>29051631
You're a dunning-kruger pseudo-intellectual atheist faggot if you actually believe in the multiverse. It was invented by low-test beta leftist scientists in order to provide a half-assed plausible alternative to the reality of God, and that's all there is to it
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>>29052362
What does what "most people" (plebs?) believe have anything to do with anything. Current consensus is quite firmly that the universe is not infinite.

>>29052264
IDK familiar
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>>29051631
>multiverse
popscientists should die
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>>29052385
your brain has become a meme receptacle memelord
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>>29052392
Why go into a multiverse threD sweet kt8rfyeyrutyeydgdtemdnfbxndmrmalw9tuejzbdmrialevtb
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>>29052405
multiverse is real you fucking cunt

just cause there are shitty popsci shit about it doesn't mean it's not real
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>>29052407
There is absolutely no evidence for the multiverse delusion.
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>>29052560
it is an empirical fact founded on evidence that i am raping you right now in one of the many worlds that demonstrably exist
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>>29052434
>says the highschool dropout
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>>29052622
i'm an engineering student you fucking cunt
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>robots here think the multiverse is real
>theyre just using the "multiverse" meme as yet another form of escapism from their current realities and situations
i wish this was the universe where you had killed yourselves already and this popsci multiverse thread was never made :^)
:^)
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>>29052650
aka virgin
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>>29052660
"popsci" is a meme
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>>29052650
>engineer
>thinks he knows physics
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>>29052644
Aw, this was sweet.

>>29052660
>kys
>2016

ISHY
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>>29052685
>browses the "Criticism" section on Wikipedia and thinks he's a contrarian genius
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>>29051957
>>29052385
>>29052660

there are
>atoms
>cells
>planets
>stars
>galaxies
>...
>universes?

in a way it would make sense, why would there only be one big bang?
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>>29052683
it is a meme when it's explained for the public in general to understand. /sci/ already explained what it actually is here >>29051747
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>>29051631
Sad for him

I chose to be a robot because I can't stand the plastic nature of being "alpha".
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POPSCI COCK-SUCKING FAGGOTS VS NIHILISTIC HEDONIST EMO PESSIMISTS

WE WANT POOPIES
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>>29052755
except his criticism only works if you assume it's mathematically impossible for a robot to have been a chad
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>>29051631
pretty good

it's actually not that hard to live vicariously through other human beings, and by that i mean just be happy that they're happy, and imagine yourself in 'their shoes'

it's been quite helpful for me, life affirming in fact
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>>29051631
Sounds rad, bro
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>>29052767
I'm not a hedon
but I sure am emo as fugggg (pic relate)
>>29052720
I'm a math major I know as much about physics as you, i.e. not that much. Plugging and chugging to solve for differential equations isn't knowing physics. And from what I understand string theory is just that, a THEORY, that was come up by some wheelchair meme man so he can feel special about himself
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>>29052730
>this is an engineer's sense of logic
I'm lmaoing @ u rn
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>>29052850
>doesn't know the meaning of "theory" in a scientific context
>still thinks it's the same thing as hypothesis

top kek

you don't know shit
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>>29052362

Infinite space would make it even less likely every possible configuration actually happens, not more likely.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gM-sgmCUik
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>>29052879
maybe I don't

but you should step down your pedestal and see that you don't either
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>all these people who don't know anything about string theory and confuse it with multiverse shit
Kys cucks
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>>29052907
i know for a fact that alternate universes exist because i have astral projected and experienced them myself
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>>29052936
i did too when OP's mommy succed me off
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>>29051631
>Source: National Scientific Institute 'Your Ass'
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>>29051631
Good for him
No really, Chadme, I envy you
There is also a universe in which I'm a pony, lucky him too
But there's also one where my life is worse or I'm black
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>>29052900
That was a nice vid anon. I got high and watched it and had fun.
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like kicking his ass
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>>29051631
I need to kill that guy before he kills me. I am him, but better.
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FUCK wait a second!

What if our dreams are actually visions from what the other self from another universe sees and experiences?

>Sometimes i was an Rich guy in an big tower, looking out at the window being depressed.

>Sometimes i was a crazy maniac driving through an tornado with my friends on an pick up truck, i myself was not in the car, but being inside an fridge on the pickup filming the tornado


>sometimes i was an mathematician having to solve a big formula to stop an black hole from eating earth

>sometimes i was an soldier coming from an fucking spaceship in an futuristic earth

>sometimes i witnessed the big happening where thousands of small suns form around the world and destroy it, crying out of helplessness and fucking every girl i see because it's the end


Oh man this Multiverse is sure some crazy shit, thanks for who ever build in to see in others while dreaming:
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>>29051631
There's room for robots to Chad in this universe too though. You just have to bee not yourself but le flirty smug fuccboi
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>>29056098
This is do true you faggots can't even begin to comprehend

Instead you tangent off into modern day fairy tales such as multiverses to your sorry asses feel better
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>>29051631
go home gert
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I would NEVER be a Chad. Anyone in here who is a Chad in this dimension of any other is a traitor to the beta uprising.
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