ITT: We post obnoxious dating profiles from women and explain what they mean
>don't message me if you're not chad
next?
>tfw live in des plaines too. Too bad well still probably never see each other anon.
Des Moines > Des Plaines
>>29051451
Post more of dem tiddies famu
>>29051451
>Not looking for a relationship
>Not looking for a hookup
What else is there?
>>29051564
Only Chad can decipher it.
>>29051451
>lots of cleavage
>midrift exposed
>shitty duckface
>no eyebrows
>fivehead
Wasn't even interested you stuck up cunt.
>>29051451
>>29051564
>>29051574
it means disregard and just message her.
there are people who legitimately use dating apps to find platonic friends. BUT a lot of women who put that they are only there for friends do so to filter out creepos.
>>29051564
Activities partner? Chat only? Maybe she's a camwhore? Confusing.
>>29051451
it means she is going to fuck a lot of chads but wants to pretend she was looking for chad dick and that 'it just sort of happened'
ever female profile has a "don't message me if" and every time it has something that i fall under so i don't message them.
>if you don't have a car, don't bother
>if you still live with your parents, don't bother
women literally put shit like that, it's like trying to play a game that you can see it blatantly rigged. why play it?? i never get any satisfaction out of it, it's rigged.
shes just saying she doesnt want to be used.
women always pull this bullshit. its infuriating. when you break up they claim you were using them for sex. is it out of the question that maybe you both just weren't a long-term fit?? jesus
>>29051564
>>29051574
>>29051581
>>29051592
>>29051610
obviously she wants friendship and nothing more, you autists.
s-send help senpai
>>29051704
girlfriend pls.
girls will bully you and try to intimidate you at all times.
i guess because they want you to really want them and not be afraid.
>>29051564
somebody to open up their wallet for her. she'll say nice things to/about him.
>>29051451
>>29051488
Hello, Niles reporting in
>park Ridge and Morton Grove girls are best girls
>>29051704
Why would anyone want to be friends with a woman?
>>29051715
also this familia,
>>29051715
>Looking for women
fuck off dyke, get raped
>>29051715
why do they need all these bullshit diagnostic labels
people have been fucking since the dawn of time without needing all these categories for it
>>29051737
>Hijras
What the flying fuck is this garbage?
I haven't been on OKC in almost a year. Does it still suck?
>>29051667
>dont just send a message with "hi" pr i wont respond
>then she sends you a message
>it only says "hi"
fucking roasties
The internet and the SJW movement have a lot to answer for. Not even ten years ago all of the modest qts who didn't aspire to be stacies were vaguely normal and sane, now they're all insane SJWs with impossible standards if you're not a cucked beta nu-male
>>29051564
420 buddy maybe?
I just found this profile on Tinder
>>29051715
I don't know what half those words mean. At least it's a good indicator of who to stay away from.
>>29051780
>no normies
>is a woman
hehe
>>29051765
If anything it has become even worse.
>>29051737
Le wow to the Mao' this is hilarious and sardonic of okcupid at the same time
>>29051811
The last time I used it, OKC removed the salary option, which I think helped me. Now, Chads are only going to prevail. How else is it worse?
>>29051564
free attention / emotional tampon material
>>29051763
it's a woman with a dick that shits in the street
>these are your highest matches
>wat do?
>>29051780
is normies a meme outside r9k
>>29051883
Height is still a thing, despite being a thing only women care about. I don't see a breast size option right under it.
But I mostly mean the selection has gone down in quality. Get even more pink haired SJW whales these days.
>>29051809
>>is a woman
I wouldn't bet on that anon friend.
>>29051905
moonGOATt
>>29051915
Like everything else, redditors came here and started spouting it half jokingly out of context. /r9k/ and it's memes are popular with older "alt" girls for some reason.
>>29051931
She mentions inter-sectional feminism in her profile. You have died. Do you wish to try again? Y/N
>>29051564
It just means that she wants to pretend that she's not being a slut when really she's looking for a Chad to rail her like everyone else.
>women write a novel about their political views
>anything political on my profile is a death sentence
so many double standards for them to enjoy right now in the period we live in.
>>29051771
Isn't politics something you shouldn't bring up on the first date? let alone before the actual first date?
>>29051451
i can decipher it.
if you are ugly don't even try.
if you are chad come fuck me
that being said we can decipher every female profile like this. lol
>>29052041
it screams crazy to me. I mean a slight mention maybe, but an entire paragraph about your insane political stances? its like she doesn't want anyone to message her
>>29052054
>it's like she doesn't want anyone to message her
that's how i feel with like 90% of the profiles i read.
What the fuck is "intersectional feminism"? I'm seeing a lot of cunts use this phrase recently.
>>29051726
>>29051540
Any other rich bots from Winnetka??
>>29052084
basically means every single social issue can be tied to feminism. its a
>everything is about me!
philosophy
>>29052054
I mean the context itself doesn't seem crazy but the fact she mentions it right away to a bunch of strangers on a dating website is delusionally starved
>>29051715
>I was raised in a liberal environment where everyone had to one up each other on the special snowflake scale to get any attention. I am so lonely, please be my boyfriend. I even act like I'm bipolar and other mental illnesses because I just wish my mother and father loved me...
>>29052120
>pro-terrorist state
>not crazy
>>29051564
first, she acts like she is unobtainable
then she nudges the "I dont want a hookup or a relationship" meaning she wants a marriage
in conclusion, she wants a chad to marry her
>>29051915
Sadly, normies have stolen the word and used it to describe anyone with an average life even if the life is pretty rad as long as the user of the word thinks they're weak then they're normies. I'm a normie who is sometime conscious of how retarded normies have become and how retarded I've become
>>29052120
she thinks it's okay because women live in a hug box where everyone just agrees with them and supports them unconditionally.
>>29052054
>>29052041
Yeah i can understand mentioning it,since if its a deal breaker to you you may as well get it out of the way but some people go over the top.
>>29052089
No, but I went to the beach around there last month. It's a gorgeous area, but it's too bad I'll never live there.. Niles is being invaded by city nigs and the quality of life has dropped
>>29051905
haley??
>>29051782
Allow me to help.
Polyamorous: I want to be able to fuck other people without feeling guilty, then I want to tell you about it. I have no concept of loyalty or self-restraint and will never be satisfied in life. Nobody will ever fill the hole the lack of a father figure left in my life.
Pansexual: I am a bisexual who has spent too much time on the internet.
Queer: See Pansexual.
Homoflexible: See Pansexual.
Gender Nonconforming: I realized that I will never be feminine enough to be considered conventionally attractive, so I turned my unattractiveness into a political statement. I am likely incredibly insecure about my looks.
Genderqueer: See above.
Sex-positive: I look at porn. Also, see Polyamorous.
Intersectional feminist: Not only do I have a victim complex about being a woman, I also have a complex about [race/tumblr identity/insert other issue]. Might very well be a self-hating white.
>>29052159
haha yea i screwed up on that one. i'm actually not very good with politics but by the sound of her she seems like she spends a lot of time wording out her views on social media
Why would you Look for a friendship in a dating aire?
>>29052212
I can't imagine anyone is browsing okcupid thinking
>I sure hope I find my pro-palestine waifu
>>29052126
I wonder what will happen if I changed boyfriend to girlfriend and added that to my profile :^)
Is it just me or is OKCupid so much more dead than it used to be?
Barely anyone on it, and I live in a major metropolitan area, and they are mostly ugly or fucking weird.
>>29052084
It's how feminists try to get shitskins and gay men to support them. "We're oppressed by the same evil white male patriarchy so we're allies!"
>>29051771
[UNSOLICITED OPINIONS ON ISRAEL???]
>>29052267
I imagine all the normies have gone over to Tinder.
>>29052267
This, deleted mine months ago.
>girl sounds crazy with a bunch of unsolicited opinions about shit no guy is going to care about
or
>a really boring, boilerplate essay of a profile that sounds more like she's applying for a job
I can't really decide which is worse
>>29052214
Yah Niles has never been to great and my man I worked at that beach for 5 years.
>>29051771
Being vocally anti-zionist is hardly a SJW stance.
In fact it's pretty likely she's either some kind of Muslim or conservative/libertarian
>>29052358
she's trying to very hard to sound like she's not being anti-semetic though, when your typical conservative would rightly assume the two are connected. she just feels really sad about those brown people over there on an other continent being bullied by sorta whitie
>>29052358
Liberals are pretty anti-Israel, but not for the same reasons /pol/ is anti-Israel. Liberals hate Israel because muh colonization and because they love Muslims.
OKC is such a joke jesus christ
this is an old pic from an okc blog i used to run with a friend
this is a long one but pretty nuts
>>29052435
christ the only thing fatter than that profile is her
pls explain guys
originami
>>29052435
i only read the first paragraph, but i can already tell she's a furry. it's so obvious. most likely autism as well.
>>29052470
she wants to be choked and called names during sex
>>29052481
im so hard
originamino!
>>29051451
this is simply a non-chad filter
she knows its a good way of putting off guys who aren't confident enough in themselves to fuck her anyway, rest assured she'll be fucking chad first date anyway
in fact, you can go further than that, it's like secret chad-stacey communication
>>29052492
just message her "ever heard of breathplay?"
>>29052503
Are you Chad? How do you know?
>>29052435
aside from all the sjw shit, what is all this shit?
>im good at alphabetizing books, DVDs and CDs
So basically you can do the alphabet?
>beautiful eyes/eyelashes
Aka fat as shit but whoever said it needed to find a compliment
>talking about how her clothes are food stained
what the fuck, why??
>into anime and manga but agree that the way it portrays female characters is usually pretty messed up what with how they're pretty much all thin and really young looking
lmao
>>29052534
you don't need to be a gorilla to be an expert on them
>>29051715
> I'm a quirky nerd
> Being cynical and having existential crises while shaking my fist at the universe
> It's an interesting combination
Is this what the future is like?
>>29052481
All women want that
>>29052594
Little do you knowthe future is now.
>>29052541
like i said, most likely autism
>>29052435
her dont message me if bit is the best
>>29052594
You see a lot of us here have had those edgy atheist phases too so I wonder if these women will also outgrow them.
Who knows...what do you think?
>>29052618
>parenthesis used for a gigantic run-on sentence
that annoys me more than the actual content
You guys do realize people who use dating sites are inherently broken or they have something wrong with them.
Normal people don't use dating sites
>>29052618
>literally says 'teh buttsecks'
wow
>>29052654
>Normal people don't use dating sites
Yes and no. It kind of depends on whether or not you considerer things like Tinder to be a dating site.
>>29051780
Wow.
Such original girl, I bet she watches anime too and compares herself to Tomoko because she is so espontaneous and fun.
>>29052618
>Don't message me if you're pro-censorship
There's irony in this
>>29052654
My best friend is a turbo normie and he met his fiancee on OKCupid. She is also normie as fuck.
>>29052676
Normal people use tinder for "fuck-ups" people who use tinder or other sites like POF for serious dating have underlying issues.
Some are quite obvious, i mean look at this utter sperge
>>29051715
>>29052618
fucking hell, she needs to be kicked to death.
Found the holy grail of online dating narcissism. Even messaged her once and she responded by saying I was too ugly to be on okc
>>29052741
I thought she liked to make people happy?
>>29051451
>Be friends with me (then maybe a relation ship and or sex).
>>29051715
>I'm a politically correct sex fiend that is hungry for new social media as well as sex with anything that has two legs and a heartbeat.
>>29051780
I know her face. She must be a meme to piss guys off.
>>29051905
Pick the most autistic name.
>>29052435
>I try too hard to compensate for being physically disgusting and anyone that takes the time to read this must be ugly also and desparate..
But no really, not reading that shit to give my opinion.
>I like black men and hate myself for being white black men please trash me (moar).
>>29052741
The fuck ever normie stacy chick.
>>29052741
>saying I was too ugly to be on okc
Damn man, fucking bitch.
>>29052766
by "people" she means "herself", and if anyone happens to laugh along as a consequence then all the better
what did she mean with this?houriginal
>>29052816
I messaged a girl about videogames once because she mentioned them in her profile, she replied with a berating message about liking video games at my age. I think thats the last reply I've ever managed to get on okcupid too
>>29052682
>I bet she watches anime too
she watched death note 1st season
couldn't finish it because L died
>>29052849
fucking hell
i quit
>>29052849
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE MEMES ARE REAL ONCE AGAIN
>>29052849
I've had enough, this is bullshit, I can't I-I can't
>logs off /r9k/
>>29051715
thought she looked pretty qt desu but then i saw what she said
>>29051780
whore pretending to be different
>>29052470
standard druggo, walking the line between qt and dyke
>>29051488
>>29051540
Glenviewfag here
>>29052849
Memes aside, she doesn't like marriage. Maybe she's an athiest of some kind.
>>29052972
There are plenty of married Atheists
Thought you guys might enjoy this:
http://thelastmessagereceived.tumblr.com/post/145217039363/i-matched-with-this-girl-on-tinder-and-sent-a-few
Typical disinterested online dating girl giving half-assed replies, focusing on her 'photography' because she thinks that's more interesting when in fact she's a bartender, while the guy does all the work trying to maintain the conversation.
Them BAM she gets hit by a car and dies.
>>29052989
degenerate feminist lgbtqi traitorous libcucks are usually atheist
>>29052849
wake me up
can't wake up
sometimes i think i'm in bizarro world now...how are things so fucking fucked up?
>>29051780
>shitty ms paint edit
>literally naked photo
>"no republicans"
bruh lmao
>>29052946
>logs off
>>29053023
return to /pol/ then..
>>29052997
what is there to enjoy about that?
tragic really
..oh wait sorry i forgot we have to perpetuate the lol normies btfo meme
HAHAHAH BTFO!!!
>>29052849
>I WILL ONLY HAVE MARRY THOSE THAT KEK FOR THEIR COUNTRY
fucking sluts are always the first traitors of the country
KILL ALL THE TRAITORS
>>29052435
where do these people get this way of thinking from
what happened in their lives to make them like this
is it just ... entitlement?
america what have you done?
>>29053037
Spend a few years getting abused by women on power trips on online dating websites and you'll understand
>>29053077
oh wait. "I have ADHD and am on the autistic spectrum"
says it all and answered all my question in one sentence.
ta-ta
>>29051715
>tfw dyke and these are the only kinds of women who want to fuck women
99.9% of female okcupid profiles are unbearable. I pray it's not a good random sample of the general population.
>>29053077
going by her profile, its clear she's british
Hmmm people keep saying this girl's profile is reasonable.
>>29053162
she's female therefore she is incapable of doing any wrong
>>29053098
PROTIP dont use dating sites then, dumbass
>>29053162
no one wants a woman with an IQ of 80.
>>29053204
>getting triggered by common /r9k/ opinions
PROTIP dont use this board then, dumbass
>>29053162
Short girls are always the most demanding when it comes to a guy's height.
>>29053162
>6'4
>ywn challenge her to basketball and use your superior physical strength to utterly dominate her and rub it in her face
>>29051737
>Two spirits
Nigger what?
>>29053215
i was just giving you advice...calm down
>>29053204
>Spend a few years getting abused by corrupt politicians
>PROTIP dont vote then, dumbass
>spend a few years getting my store robbed my packs of niggers
>PROTIP don't run a business then dumbass
>>29053250
those are legitimate options
>>29053249
...omg stop talking to me... im just giving you my opinion. wow...
>>29052741
>hispanic/latin
>white
Also
>half irish/half mexican
Then I'm 1/4 brazilian, 1/4 american, 0.5/4 dutch, 2.5/4 Italian.
>>29053162
Is this real? Do 4'11 girls really demand guys be at least 6'3? Less than 3% of males are 6'3 and taller.
>>29052435
27. ugly, fat and crazy, WOW what a cath! not even robots are this desperate
>>29053298
Makes sense from a genetic perspective, you want your mate to increase the height of your children, but in any case
>ever going out with a womanlet
>>29052618
tfw women have this much of choice
>>29053162
Its fine, but she is a vapid cunt. "I need a guy 16 inches taller than me so people will approve of me!"
>ask people out to date online
>get called scum of earth
>ask people out to date irl
>get arrested
What other options do I have?
>>29053364
To die alone just like us or go gay. There are no other options.
>>29053364
Monasticism
>>29053209
>no one wants a woman with an IQ of 80.
heh
>>29053162
JUST BE TALL :)
>>29053364
the robot life, welcome brother
>>29051564
It means "I'm looking for a hookup, but I'm not allowed to say it because >muh image"
>>29051915
>>29051951
>>29052186
the word is fucking decades old. punk and goth types have been using it for ages you autists
>>29051905
depending on your age, message middle top and middle bottom
>>29053162
This i a perfect example of why I hate women.
>>29053298
Yes, actually. Apparently they don't want their children to be as short as they are.
>>29053162
obvious bait blox
I don't understand how women come up with those names on Okcuckpit
do they think to be funny or...?
>>29053244
canadian indian word for gender fluid
>>29052618
I wonder if there's a single guy on earth that fits that criteria especially since a lot of it contradicts each other. Then I guess that's the point of it really, she wanted a place to show the world how special she is, not to actually find a partner.
>>29052618
>I don't like teh buttsecks
>>29052309
What's the problem with that image? What's wrong with wanting a man that's either working out or interested in improving themselves physically?
And before you say "hurr durr double standards", realize if she doesn't give a rat's ass about *her* fitness than the actual toned men she's matching with will have all sorts of choice words to call her if she tries to hook up with them.
That's the thing people seem to miss here; men can deny or pursue women too, women with unreasonable standards will find themselves either facing a lot of lonely nights or a lot of disappointing compromises.
Like, haven't any of you ever been hit on by a girl at a bar, and you turned them down?
>>29053745
I have a feeling your post is a troll but I'm gonna respond anyways.
>What's the problem with that image? What's wrong with wanting a man that's either working out or interested in improving themselves physically?
Because the majority of the women who demand physically fit men are really fat themselves. See picture.
>realize if she doesn't give a rat's ass about *her* fitness than the actual toned men she's matching with will have all sorts of choice words to call her if she tries to hook up with them.
And you're a misogynist for pointing it out. Hope you got the anal lube for when she posts the conversation online.
>men can deny or pursue women too, women with unreasonable standards will find themselves either facing a lot of lonely nights or a lot of disappointing compromises.
Which is wrong, because an alarmingly large amount of men will do anything to have sex or get a gf. The cuck meme has become all too real these past couple years.
>Like, haven't any of you ever been hit on by a girl at a bar, and you turned them down?
You really think girls approach guys at a bar, especially guys like the ones who visit /r9k/?
>>29053745
>This entire post
How neurotypical.
>>29051715
>Le I'm a quirky nerd girl meme
If you have to call yourself quirky or a nerd, you are neither and just want attention.
>>29052618
>xenofobic
I thought people feared xenomorphs. Guess I was wrong.
>>29053745
>Hur dur girls give you attention right anon? Everyone has girls hit on them now and then how could they not xdddd
NORMIES OUT REEEEEEEE
>>29053838
>tfw I want to respond to all your points with rebuttals but I'm on a phone.
Yes she's fat, which means most fit guys will ignore her, when you can pick between fat chicks or stacies most people will pick stacies, she's saying she wants a fit guy with the same amount of authority a lardass dude could say he wants a thin chick with massive tits.
And most people aren't that desperate, you think that way because you surround yourself with desperate people. With the right workout and fashion sense, and having friends to go out with (lone wolfing it is fairly creepy, don't do it unless you're very handsome) you'll eventually have women showing interest in you. This isn't rocket science, as much as Tumblrinas might whine about it the dating scene *is* almost 100% equal in terms of people picking partners.
And fuck off with the belief that if you deny her sex she will kill your reputation. Women like this hardly hold any power outside of whatever pathetic clique they belong to, and that's assuming she even *thinks* about going after you, which is a thing that rarely happens unless the woman is mentally unhinged (in which case you'd never talk to her anyway) or you try leading her on before ghosting (which is your own damn fault for not seeing the red flags.)
>>29052684
Underrated post
Le originalo commentarinio
>>29053975
The days of demure women sitting around the bar waiting for a man to fuck their ears with kind words are gone, anon, women have become plenty more active in the dating scene.
Which is to say, if you go out with the mates and have clearly put attention into your appearance (fashion, body and face) you will eventually get women hitting on you. This is a thing that happens, and whether you reject them or start a conversation is entirely up to you.
>>29054051
Let me guess, I just need to bee myself?
>>29054051
> put effort into appearance
> have mates in the first place
> ever step foot into bars
You're completely on the wrong board, normie.
>profile openly states that im a judgmental dick
>get 7 likes
>finally get down to the quickmatch and like all the girls that arent fat, black, or deformed
>3 of them are qts
oh god guys, how do I message someone, what do I say?
>>29054051
Fucking normies.
Some people (i.e. this entire autistic board) are ugly, asocial, friendless, or don't have the disposal income to go to a bar for keks, or cannot approach/talk to women.
>>29054051
JUST BEE YOURSELF M8
HAVE FRIENDS
GET TIGHT FITTING CLOTHING THAT SHOWS OFF YOUR BEER BELLY
FIX YOU HAIR IN A STUPID WAY
WORK OUT 7 DAYS A WEEK
AND MAYBE YOU TOO COULD GET KEKED BY A SLUT IN A BAR AND BE A FREE DRINK AND MEAL
Are you really that deluded to think anyone here has friends that actually care about them, above-average looks, 100s of dollars for drinks, and the social ability to talk to anybody?
>>29052741
>living the grunge life
hopefully all the way
>>29052989
Yeah, but most for legal reasons, like she implied. But it's an umbrella term so whatever.
>>29053938
>I thought people feared xenomorphs
Only if you're a bigot
>>29051780
>"I am so tired (existentially)"
>that picture of her on a fucking toilet
is this real
>>29053162
i honetly don't blame her. She is very gorgeous and most likely slim and fit.
No wonder she wants a Chad, the difference to those fat fucks is, she won the genetic lottery and therefore has the right to a chad bf.
>>29051720
Is this true?
Why did no one tell me this?
>>29051905
Moongoatt, I guess.
>>29054327
>womanlet which would give birth to manlets
>having the right to anything
She's only good for fuck & dump desu senpai.
>>29052218
Brilliant and accurate.
>>29053745
I've turned down women before and they actually get upset. As if she were settling and I should be grateful she would consider me and rejecting her is a grave offense. The sense of entitlement and inflated self worth is unbelievable. Aside from being young and thin women bring nothing whatsoever to the table besides sex. They shouldn't have any standards in the first place when you get to thinking about it.
>1110 views
>implying there are about 1000 robots on this boardIntersting
>>29053035
they bully me on pol
>>29054499
I've only ever been asked out once, I turned her down, and she got mad and accused me of being gay. I became really ugly after that, so maybe it's karma.
>>29051780
Yeah sure you did, asshole
>>29052470
Self summary is a quote from Rick and Morty. Gazorpazorpfield says it.
>>29051451
translation..I am looking for someone to buy me drinks and spend their money taking me out before I fuck off and never talk to them again
>>29051715
translation...I am looking for a cuck who will bring the drinks while Jamal rails me
>>29053364
Sell meth. Meth sluts will do anything for a hit.
>>29051564
>You should message me if:
You want to!
>>29051451
"I want attention and gifts, but I don't want to be expected to return the favor with sex or affection.*"
*(but if you're Chad disregard my self-summary, but I don't need to tell you this because you wouldn't read it in the first place
XDDD)
I think it's time for me to accept that I won't have anymore luck on OkCupid now that is it all Chads and Stacys there.
Heh, it's funny. Here I was always feeling lonely because of my obscure interests wishing I could share them with someone and then do normies come around and show interest in that but just end up ruining things for me and still cast me aside.
What's wrong with me?
>>29051780
That's a fem""""""bot""""" !
>>29051451
she will be single forever. she can't even admit to wanting a relationship, as she's on a relationship site. even if she meets this magical guy who gets her panties wet AND doesn't try to fuck her (she won't), she's only going to roadblock and wall herself off until she gets frustrated at HIM and gives up the whole thing. typical militant feminist wording here. whether she realizes it or not. she wants complete control. she wants a male around, but she doesn't want to act like his needs matter whatsoever.
>>29051715
basically the exact opposite of the image she's trying to convey. like most women. truly promiscuous women don't go into detail about how freaky they are. their profile is normal or even kinda vague. but then you go on a coffee date with them, they look into your eyes a lot, you politely invite them back to your place, and they say "sure!" god-sent angels. this girl just had sex with probably two female friends. whom she has known for a VERY long time. (hookups are yucky!) and now she's super duper bazingasexual. bor-ing. in the bed as well as conversation. one-sided. she's overly fascinated with her own (limited) open-mindedness.
>>29051771
only dates complete cucks. exclusively. she will never be happy because she thinks she's "Type A" and alpha. and she may be. but even the most alpha man has a soft side. a vulnerable side. this woman hasn't learned that yet. that whole block of text is bragging. defenses. "you can't get to my level."
>>29051905
>Kelleeka
fun smile. laidback clothing. most likely one that i'd msg.
>HistoryDay
runner-up for me. assuming she's not a lesbian. probably the most fun and interesting. everything about that picture says chill. not trying too hard. not self-involved. giving. caring. trying to connect. not be "special."
>>29052470
could go either way. if she had an actual customer service job, putting up with real bullshit, i'd say yes. but it's holier than thou bike riding. pass.
>>29055999
that explanation
those triples
>>29053993
>she's saying she wants a fit guy with the same amount of authority a lardass dude could say he wants a thin chick with massive tits.
Yeah but you don't see guys on tinder demanding a bunch of shit. Men are more willing to settle, especially us robots.
Lol. I got some winners from when I was trying to get on the dating scene. These chicks are real, I have later seen them on campus.
>>29057987
I unironically think that as a species we should be exterminated.
Or the wrong side won WW2.
>>29051715
>ethical non-monogomy
So fucking polygamy then, ah holy shit why has this gotten me so fucking angry.
>Homoflexible
WHAT IN THE NAME OF FUCAGSDGARS REEEEEEEE.
>>29052849
Fuck it I'm deleting my 4chan subscription
Take me off the email list moot
you need to be a 9 or 10 male to skip dating and go straight to fucking
>>29053162
>4'11
Holy fuck.
Midgets are real after all
>>29053162
bait profile. The domestic violence line is something a robot would add
>>29051715
Holy shit though is she serious my friend?
r8 this vancouverite bitch
>>29051715
I feel sorry for her, honestly. The kind of lifestyle she's setting herself up for will make her miserable.
>>29051905
The halifax dating scene is pretty alright if im honest, lots of easy chicks
>>29053162
>Manlet height is now anything under 6'3.
It just gets higher.
