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>HS second year
>a stacy keeps poking me during gymclass
>next day I get a spontaneous boner in math class for some reason
>she notices this and asks me:
>Anon, do you want me to help you cum?
>I unironically respond with:
>Y-you too,,,
>then I look down and realise I have a massive erection
>months go by and she slowly becomes my oneitis, she always talks to me during lunchbreaks and we have a few things in common
>I sometimes notice she yells that she's found her husband when she and her cronies look at the soccer field
>I ignore this as the ignorant beta that I am
>finally tell a friend on WoW that I want to her to be my gf
>he's behind me and keeps telling me to confess to her already
>he boasts about how many ""sweathearts"" he conquered
>I take his advice since I don't know any better and confess to her at the worst moment

>biology class
>hour is almost done everybody packs their bags
>friend from WoW sees I'm getting cold feet
>the madman taps her on the back and tells her I want to say something to her
>and then I confess:
>H-hey, umm I never had a gf before a-and I see you don't have a bf yet, so it would be really nice if we could be together because everyone I know has gf already. W-what do you say?
>I already have a bf anon
>O-oh...
>can you keep it a secret though?
>she doesn't even respond, she gets all giddy and leaves the classroom
>next thing I hear is:
>OH MAH GAWD, ANON JUST CONFESSED TO ME :DDD
>hear girls laughing
>run home
>cry
>the months afterwards everbody knows me as the guy that got rejected by top stacy since it's a small school
>her bf and his squad threaten me to never speak to her again
>grades get worse
>change schools after the year was done

Fuck you Sara if you weren't into me, why the fuck did you associate with me you fucking soulless whore?