What should my wife do with this zucchini vegetable?
Use it to hide her slightly awkward face.
buy it a 4chan account
>>29049396
Put it on the grill, zucchini goes great with both beef and pork.
Why are her arms so manly? I'm seriously jelly, not about you having wife like that but I want those arms.
>>29049484
It's because she eats a lot of zucchinis.
>>29049396
Drag and drop it in the trash
Stick in it the ass whole.
>>29049396
divorce you
cook a wholesome meal with it
>>29049396
Where do you get a wife like that. Want.
feed it to me andbecome my wife
I like it roasted or sauteed with other vegetables, a fat, and some aromatics, herbs, and spices.
I'm gonna say it; stick it in her twat
>>29049396
Stick it up her ass and then get the Chad she's cheating on you with to eat it out of her while you watch.
>>29050131
It'll never fit, it's almost as big as a black cock!
Stick it in hershopping cart
>>29049484
>>29049508
She looks like a rock climber. Bet it's from that.
End her goddamn life amigo
Carve it a face so looks like it's from Veggie Tales
make zucchini bread. that stuff is delicious.
Carve it up a little so it fits in her vagina..
Throw it throu the neighbors window tonight while they're trying to sleep.
>>29049396
Shove it all the way inside of her enormous, gapingsoup pot to make a delicious stew
>>29049484
>fucking normies thinking that's manly when I have to put in hours a day to make mine look half that good
>>29049396
So op are we going to see pics of it or something in her because what I came for?
>>29051575
Are you a literal five year old? Her arms are fucking tiny.
She does have good vascularity for a girl
