Give it to me straight friends, how fucked am I?
Fellow ENFP reporting in- shit is pretty cash if you can find or make a solid group of bros.
If you have no friends shit goes downhill pretty quick though.
>>29049025
>If you have no friends shit goes downhill pretty quick though.
Well that explains a lot. I had a group of bros but they all ended up abandoning me because I was the only one who challenged the leaders authority. I'm stuck in a rut dude.
>>29048985
>Exxxhere is your fucking content gookmoot happy now?
>>29049090
(you)
Thanks for the bump ;^)
>>29049149
You're not special, I hope you die in your sleep
>>29049090
you can be a shy E
>>29049149
You just sound like a rich woman desu
>>29049166
I love you, too, anon
I just want you to know that no matter what, I'm here for you!
>>29049149
>any E
>on /r9k/
Fuck yourself with a steak knife
>tfw INFP
We're basically a more quiet version of you that prefers to be alone.
>>29049222
I want to help you guys with my normie powers, though!
When are you going to let someone help you, instead of push them away?! You baka!
Superior ENTP reporting in.
You're close and yet so far away from perfection. Have fun knowing that you'll never be as great as us.
>>29049149
Why would you love me? I fucking hate your guts.
t. ENTP.
>>29049299
I love everyone, silly
You only think you hate people! You really do love just like I do, I bet!
>>29049314
Baka anime poster, it's like you're not even trying to shipost anymore. I love only my 2D mommy gf and my tendies, also something degenerate like traps and I guess that since I'm also expected to hate women, since I am on r9k, your argument is already a-shit. You're not allowed to show appreciation for people born with vaginas, only grown ass adult men who really want to have boobs can be taken seriously here.
How do I get an ENFP bf?
>>29049347
>how do I get chad?
Shoutout to all my ENFP bros, I feel the struggle. Most of my friends have moved away from our hometown, so I'm awfully lonely most of the time, but I'm gonna go to our equivalent to college this fall, so I hope to just gang up with some cool people and just hang out all the time and make music. I fucking love hanging out with people, yo
>>29049347
Literally show them affection and don't try to make them jealous ever ever ever
>>29049347
Such his dick in an original way and give him your ass to pound anytime he wants to.
That or just be yourself.
>>29049345
Why would I be shitposting?
I don't have an argument, either! I'm just saying I love errything and erryone, senpai
>>29049388
Do you really, do you love jews? Do you love roasties? How about you get the fuck out you fucking normie reeee.
>>29049410
Just because I love someone doesn't mean I have to agree with who or what they are! But I still have unconditional love for everyone, because we're all people struggling to get by in this world together. Why make it any harder for someone else? It's better to just live and love to the fullest!
>>29049376
This
I would try my best with any girl who showed intrest in me, but I would want her to try her best too
>>29049446
Being in love with the concept of humanity and the beauty of existence is not the same as loving everyone unconditionally. You've been caught in your own little normie ruse.
ENFPs confirmed for being full of shit.
t. ENTP.
>>29049149
Oh my fuck
It's literally a fucking 16 year old girl
ENTJblox
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>>29049659
I don't see how the two are mutually exclusive, silly anon
I only hope I can bring you some kind of joy by being your current target! Lash out at me until you feel better about yourself, anon; it's what I was born to do!
>>29049795
I'm not underageb& anon, why are you being so spiteful?
>>29049875
People like you are disgusting filth. It absolutely disgusts me to see pathetic excuses for a human being like you who sacrifice themselves for other people's pleasures.
t. ENTP
Seriously, I'd like to torture you simply to make you understand that humans are the greatest trash on this world.
>>29050044
Based.
t. INTP
>>29050044
Even the greatest, most painful torture methods couldn't break my spirit
The mere existence of such levels of pain only serve as reminders that, oppositely, there are such incredible levels of joy and bliss in this world. People have left me feeling both ends of the spectrum before, and I am thankful that pain and joy both exist; for without one, the other could not be
Do you understand? Life, and everything in it, is such an incredible inspiration that nothing could bring me down, anon
I only hope that by sharing your frustrations with me, you are left feeling a little bit more of the happiness life has to offer! It's because I love you!
>>29050097
Oh, you're so naive and childish, reading your replies makes me want to shoot myself. You have experienced absolutely nothing, you're talking bullshit because you absolutely no idea how painful physical pain can be.
It's easy to be philosophical about life when there are no threats around. Just imagine getting your skin ripped off alive while fully conscious, or having somebody extinguish a cig on your eyeball, or getting needles slammed under your fingernails. Those are not just fantasies, but real tortures probably done somewhere on this world while I'm typing this by humans to other humans.
Don't talk about shit you have no idea about. Please.
>>29050097
Rarely have I ever felt such raw loathing and hatred for a human being as I have for you. Wonder if it's a matter of contrast.
That or childish spite. Either or.
>>29050217
Aren't you speaking on things you've no idea about when you mention my experience in life? I've been through some pretty horrific stuff, my friend
But I've gotten a taste of love, of joy, of genuine happiness, and it has left me on a long quest! A quest to find it and keep it once more, to know it completely. The memories I have of such glorious emotions keep me motivated, through any trial!
I must ask, why does my positivity leave you feeling so aggressive? Is it because you have not experienced the things I've experienced? In due time, my friend, you can! You can know love and bliss and such joy that you can't possibly stand it! You just have tobe yourself!
>>29050239
And I will always love you, anon! No matter what! I promise
>>29050266
This will be my last reply because you're actually annoying me, which happens truly rarely. It's not your positivity, but your delusion that is bothering. It's that you actually try to make me believe that you've gone through some serious problems when you're probably living in a first world country, silverspooned throughout your whole life and thinking you understand everything simply because you've spent some time alone.
Also, negative experiences by far outweigh the positive ones. There can not be an equally impactful opposite to getting your teeth pulled out for following a different ideology. Maybe a golden heroin shot and then you die.
Either way, life will teach you with time, there is no reason for me to spend my time on you. For anyone reading this, here is why NFP types are the trash of this world.
>>29050323
Don't even know why I like this guy so much.
>>29050396
Wow you sure showed us
how desired are ISTP women
>>29050396
Again, it would seem you should take your own advice and be silent about things you don't know about, silly
I have gone through some trouble in my short life on earth, and I'm going to go through more during my entire life, that is a fact. But there will never be enough hardship to deter me from keeping a positive outlook on life. Life has only incredible, amazing things to offer. If someone wants to be spiteful and reject those wonderful things, merely because they have experienced some hardship in their life? That much is on them.
I'll never allow trivial difficulties of life to bring me down. There is enough suffering involved with being alive, I won't deny it; but just because there is suffering, I will not believe that life is ONLY suffering. Life is just wonderful, and so are you, anon!
Even though we don't agree, I love you and I hope one day I can kiss you on the cheek!
>>29050396
>everything sucks because i'm so jaded abloobloo
you're more annoying than the anime faggot
>>29048985
Blake, you're not a robot
>tfw infp tranny
my instincts tell me life shouldn't be so horrible
ESTJ reporting in
>>29050507
>>>/global/rules/13
Stop avatarfagging you attention-whoring retard.
>>29051157
the worst type
the school-teacher-you-hated type, the DMV worker type
>>29049222
I like watching you suffer
My life may be shit at some points but never like yours
I have a loving family which take care of me, a good bunch of friends, and the only thing I have to do is study on the free collegue paid by my gov where Im studying engineering.
You fuckers are the true misfits, thanks to you I already know how neets and loosers end up like, such a shame
Always believed that life was actually fair for everyone
Seems that I have privileges after all
>>29049064
>I was the only one who challenged the leaders authority
So what you're saying is, you acted like an entitled cunt and made verbal attacks on someone in the group everyone liked.
Yeah I'd ditch you as a friend too. also ENTP here just in case you were wondering.
>>29051295
Nah man, more like he was a guy who everyone would agree with for the fact that he owned the TeamSpeak server and had the most power. I didn't suck up to him so he spread lies behind my back. I found this all out from his girlfriend after it was all over.
>>29051251
Never hated any teacher
Even the shittiest ones, not everyone loves their jobs so I preffer not to make their lives shit
Besides it's the third time I do this test and change results
>>29051346
I didn't mean that ESTJs hate teachers, I mean the teachers everyone hates are ESTJs
>not everyone loves their jobs so I preffer not to make their lives shit
if that's true, then you may not be an ESTJ, seeing as how ESTJs don't understand that other people are human beings with feelings
How are ENFPs supposed to make friends? I get on with everyone but can't make long lasting friendships
ENTJ here. You are a little bitch.
>>29051509
initiate, show intention
hang out with people who you share interests or hobbies or lifestyles or whatever with, instead of just anybody
friends are supposed to come naturally to ENFPs
