can we have another austhread?
same rules apply as last time. you can not post if you work or do uni, have or have ever had a gf, are not a virgin, have friends
post what you're doing tonight, i'm playing world of warcraft and drinking
Irish person here, you can keep all those unemployed people we keep sending you. We don't want them back. K thanx bi
Someone want to kill me?
>>29047103
only if you promise to kill me in return
>>29047113
So we kill each other together?
How do I know you wont let me kill you without you killing me first?
>>29047058
>All those can't post rules
nigga are you retarded
>>29047058
Last night the thread just turned into gay sex posting
>>29047148
i think you might be retarded, check which board you are on and then fuck off
>>29047166
there's nothing wrong with that, if you still have hope and haven't given up on women you should go to a different board
>>29047058
Boys let's get as many virgins here as possible
>>29047148
They are pretty str8 for a robot senpai if you break the rules you ain't one of us gtfo
Gonna watch some chinese cartoons and maybe read a bit
Unfortunately I qualify to post in this thread
>>29047342
+1 unoriginalllxd
>>29047375
It's Japanese faggt get it right
>>29047187
>le r9k is super virgin club REEE XDDD
fuck off this is normie haven
Adelaide here. Waiting for over watch to download
>>29047414
Le kys asap normie trash
Spent the entire day studying C++, now I'm going to masturbate and eat junk good and not sleep for a day in a last ditch effort to turn my life around
couldn't wait any longer for the warcraft movie to release here (seriously why does it release here 3 weeks after the rest of the world) so i downloaded a russian camrip to get an idea of what it would be like
it was fucking terrible and doesn't follow the original lore at all
>>29047542
Was it only the lore that was bad? I've never played the game but I was interested in seeing it because I like the films Duncan Jones has done before.
I remember I started flirting with some anon in the last thread and it successfully hijacked the entire thread. My sly comment turned into full on faggots hopelessly lusting over cocks and making faggot banter amongst themselves. I was a little shocked, desu.
Then I when and fucked a little queer boy in the ass to show him what a faggot he was cause I'm straight. Jesus christ I hate homos, queer mother fuckers they are. Absolutely disgusting.
>>29047587
aussie neet is that you?
hey guys just dropping by to say i fucked two different girls over the past two nights. feels good man. first is a pretty decent like 7/10 and the other is probably like a 7.8/10 of course i have done much better before but these were just little in the moment things. Anyway, I'm having a quiet night tonight :) go out drinking with my mates most nights of the week and just study on weekends hehe. I havent played video games since I was about 16 and the only reason I come to r9k is to find funny pictures that I can send to girls. :) :)
anyway cool thread
>>29047613
I am the aussie autist from the last thread. I ruined the entire thread but not intentionally.
>>29047566
well like i said it was a camrip and it was in russian so i had no idea what the fuck everyone was saying and the visuals were shit but i'm sure on the big screen it would look pretty good
but the way i see it is that the movie was made to pander to the lotr/got cancer base so maybe you will like it
Is this the gay general?
>tfw still no qt Victorian smoothbot to lewd
holy fugg it's cold tonight.
>>29047587
m-may or may not have been mesorry not sorry
>>29047854
Show me it anon
>>29047886
Geeze, a-aren't you supposed to warm boys up first!?
Also, the qldanon that posted lewd links last night, thanks for the delicious fap. I made quite the mess.
Are there any bots interested in hetero man on man cuddling? We could slow dance and inhale each others scent. No faggots.
>>29048061
Definitely, and afterwards we could test our heterosexual penetration techniques that we use to fuck women on each other so we can improve our skill, no homo or faggots allowed, obviously only heterosexuals allowed for this one. Wouldn't want your practice buddy to enjoy it
>>29048108
kek.
honestly though teens practicing for girls is pretty qt
>>29048108
I feel like you're mocking me. Yes, maybe later on we could enjoy consensual sex, but to deny there's a difference between two buddies enjoying each others bodies and gay sex is ridiculous.
>>29048061
Only if we can do it naked in order to better exchange body heat
>>29048123
Sounds like you're a faggot then. Sorry anon, but I'm just not into that kind of thing.
Nah dude your pupils are weird see a doctor
anybody /learning mandarin/ here?
>>29048486
No but I did buy some mandarins from woolies a few days ago
>>29048588
SHOTS FIRED. CALL THE POLICE
>>29047914
Not him, but +1, that was some a-grade cum filled buttsex.
>>29047623
Gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8 unoriginalllxd
>>29048607
Yo can you link us up senpai
>>29049050
I dunno, you sure you want it? It was some prettydamn gay dickgirl stuff
>>29049106
>girl dickgirl stuff
Welcome to r9k senpai now hit us up
>>29049139
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56ecb7ff31c07
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56961c7d5b34f
this thread is far less lewd than last night anyway, wonder where all the qt's went
>>29049139
Gay* fuck
>>29049151
Wtf did i just watch holy fuckin shit
>>29047058
>>>/b/
>>>/soc/
[Original]
>>29049169
On a scale from 0 to boku no pico, maybe a 7.5
>>29047058
used to work 7-6 days a week.
now its 5 and a lot less hours...
times are tough lads... I use to romatize all the beautiful things I'm gonna do on my days off, all the hours I'll sleep in, but all I do is end up over sleeping for like 14 hours after 6 days of 5 hours sleep, then just walking around parks and getting something to eat in my expensive clothes that no one sees!!
sounds comfy, and is comfy, but desu lounging around isn't as fun as having a goal : /
t. normie out
>tfw another lonely cuddleless weekend
It's too cold for this shit.
Hi Ausfags
I'm in Sydney for the weekend. Loling at everyone on George St getting pissed on from a great height from the warmth of my hotel room.
i heard steroid use is rampant amongst the normie guys in australia. are there a bunch of jacked chads walking around?
>>29049313
i say its just a meme. when i went to thailand i saw more jacked cunts per square metre then I saw in aus my entire life desu.
although roids are legal there, its memed, but i odnt live on the goy coast so who knows might be different in queensland or sydney or whatever that place is.
>>29049352
Lots of chad cunts on the GC where I live. Also tons of gyms.
Fuck those chest waxing faggots though, their dicks will fall off in a couple of years time probably
Jesus this thread is dead af for a saturday, I guess everyones out playing with there friends...fucking normies.
>>29049456
0.o dafuq !!!
yeah melbourne we got a lot of butch lesbos but no butch chados
s-someone be my overwatch friend ;____;
>>29049849
to do that you'd have to share your battle tag yeah?
>>29050051
I guess I need to find out how to do that, then.
>>29050096
then everyone in this tread knows your battle tag. And this thread is full of....questionable people
Don't let this shitpostin die boys
>>29050120
b-but...I'm aquestionable person
someone post their weiner
>>29050136
>>29049849
i'll be yourhealslutanon
but you have to promise to play with me a couple of times a weekno matter how bad i am
>>29050155
a-anon I...do you have qt mercy or tracer skins tho?
>>29050170
tracer is the qtestpixie
Staying up all night, looks like. Going to get drunk during the day tomorrow since the bottle shops are shut this late where I live.
Just finished the Cowboy Bebop movie and I feel empty. It was pretty good and all, but I was putting it off for years. Guess a little bit of me was prolonging the inevitable, but I don't like living in a world in which I'll never experience anything Bebop related for the first time ever again.
>>29050170
noi don't even have the game yet
>>29050462
>already demanding things
>doesn't have things to provide in return
you are to be avoided, toxic "friend"
>>29050602
i would buy the game if i had someone to play withi just don't want to play by myself ;-;
>>29050602
It's okay, everyone knows actfag has a good heart, even if he sucks 10 peens a day.
>>29049849
be my overwatch friend anon>>29050155
post your btag and i will buy the game
that life is inherently meaningless and theres a chance once we die thats it, just like the ant i stepped on today. also that our small human minds cant comprehend any true meaning of life, making the search for it meaningless as well. kill me
>>29051005
I still have no clue how to find mine, I'll add you if you have one though
fyi ausbots or ausneets don't exist. these threads are a complete farce and should be deleted on sight
I will be a made janitor soon, so these threads will be kill.
>>29051433
u wot m8
not everyone is chad here ;-;
>>29051410
click your friends list
the name and number at the top is your btag
>tfw not some try hard cyber slut so no one will ever buy me overwatch
>>29051676
buy it for yourself and lewd it up
>>29051613
added ya
i'll grab the game in the morning i'm going to sleep now
>>29051613
Not the guy you're talking too but I just sent you a request
>>29051736
>>29051746
thanks anons <3
origi
>>29051676
>tfw too poor to buy it for anyone, could barely afford it for myself
>tfw you will never have a lewd harem of healsluts to cuddle with
g-goodnight, Australia.
>>29052441
fuck off you normie shit bag.
>>29053123
b-bully :(
>>29047418
I looks like a fun game but $80 senpai
>>29047058
>cold
>failing uni
>no gf
>still virgin at 25
EVERY
FUCKING
YEAR
GOD
DAMN
>>29047542
FINALLY
on /r9k/ of all fuckmothering places somebody at last can pull their lips from blizzards dick long enough to say it. Wow is in no way complex enough to demand a lore-fucking re-work for the sake of dumbing shit down.
Anyway I'm alternating between relentless porn browsing, overwatch and youtube. Typically ignore these threads since they're either soc-tier normie bullshit "le get drunk/sell me weed/landwhale fuck" or pleas for anime partners, and I'm honestly over nippon cartoons
>>29053173
don't fucking ever address me again you normie fag, gym-rat, weekend clubbin, uni snowflake, skyline driving, eckie abusing C U N T.
