Robot feels
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Hey, /r9k/
I'm currently at a party and standing outside by myself while my friend and everyone else is having a great time.
Get we get a robot feels thread?
>>29046569
It's four in the morning.
Leave now.
>>29046582
ausfag
It's 9:00pm here
>tfw would rather sleep during the day than during the night
>>29046569
Drink A LITTLE alcohol to get confidence and try to have fun, talk to girls.
>>29046612
I'm really fucking high, thought it would help if I got fried before I came
>>29046594
Then you still have a chance to savage the night.
Go home. You don't belong around other people. Steal some booze and get out.
>>29046632
Like I said I'm with a friend, problem is he drove so I can't leave without him
You just need to get smashed mate
>>29046569
Lets make this interactive. Turn this around, have fun with us your friends. Post photos and then
You can ask us for what to do and we can direct, like "what drink shall i get" and we will say "get the beer", "where should I sit?" and we say "on the stairs" etc
>>29046647
Just start walking.
You'll probably be fine.
>>29046635
>"Why don't you socialise more? This is why you don't have any friends anon."
>>29046594
Ausfag,
Where at
eclecticism
>>29046569
Go to the kitchen and grab a knife, Anon your mission is to exterminate the normalscum
>>29046680
2251
>>29046658
Where should I go inside?
>>29046630
you're an idiot, there is literally nothing worse than being high at a party if you aren't Chad or nobody else is high but I'm sure you've worked that out for yourself already at this point
>>29046700
it's pretty dark and I think the orientation of the picture is wrong. But, go inside to the kitchen!
>>29046700
Oh shit, im in lake macquarie i could totally drive there if i wasnt a lazy cunt
>>29046731
Grab some food from the fridge
>>29046700
M8 if you don't feel happy here,you're just not a party-loving kind of guy.
Try alcohol first tho
>>29046731
At kitchen. What do?
>>29046747
Contact deets? Could hang out some time
>>29046780
Piss in the sink grab the knife and kill everyone there
>>29046780
Put some paper or towel in the sink, start up the water and let it running until it overflows. (Yeah not amerifag, shit tier english)
>>29046780
Go to Fridge
Open Door
>>29046797
Fridge open. Now what?
>>29046780
Wash your hands, then see if there is any food or beverages out in the open. Don't raid the cupboards or the fridge. Take more than one serving of either or both, whatever you can carry, and try to find a small group at the party. Go up to them and offer some food and drink, then strike up a conversation. They'll feel obligated to indulge you since you did them a favor, and if you're intriguing enough they'll want you to stay.
>>29046820
get 2 beers, open both
Go to room with people in
>>29046820
Hide the corpses in it
least original ever
>>29046820
clean it, it looks fucking disgusting
>>29046836
the other beer is for someone you meet who looks thirsty, one is for you.
>>29046836
No beers in fridge
>>29046836
Do this. Help OP get laid
>>29046569
>having friends
>going to parties
Wtf are you doing on my board get out normie trash
>>29046851
Search for them anywhere else
>>29046790
Where exactly are you?
Im in not shit toronto
>>29046851
I can see beer
>>29046842
Now what?
Original comment
>>29046870
Sydney, Australia
Original comment
>>29046892
Go with the two beers to a room with people. Go with an ugly chick and offer a drink
Find girl and say "heres a beer, but I have to take a picture as i'm documenting my good deeds, no matter how small this month"
>>29046921
I second this were getting you laid now
retsfhs
>>29046930
Him just creepshotting is probably way easier desu
>>29046947
Dont listen to this failure.
>>29046921
Come on do this OP, and compliment her like something as "you're really beautiful" just smile always, be relaxed and in a good mood.
>>29046947
Got the beers, what do I do now?
>>29046985
open the beer and drink
>>29046973 <- I ment this failure.
>>29046930<- I am.
Take pics of the place at least and tell how it goes
>>29046985
the girl with glasses looks like someone you could talk to
Glass the nearest nigga in the face
Fucking normie shithead. Let me tell you about my last 24 hours.
>Wake up at 6 o'clock even though I went to bed at 8 the night before
>Check phone, 5 missed calls from my mother
>Wants money to go get nails done even though stepdad is banker
>Tell her to fuck off
>Check fridge
>No food
>Play Overwatch until internet cuts out
>Call Provider, haven't paid bill.
>Walk half mile in rain to nearest ATM
>3 euro in account
>Walk to oriental because haven't eaten in 20 hours
>Walk up there closing shutters
>Stay open for me but can clearly see disdain on there faces.
>Order chow mein.
>Wait until its done
>See one spit in food behind counter
>Take food ad as I'm walking out waitress shouts something to me in Chinese.
>They all laugh
>Dump food in bin and walk home
>go to bed
>>29046985
Ask the girl her opinion on having sex with animals
>>29046985
"Want a beer?" And smile to that chick with glasses, if she's single. Or find another. Start a nice conversation, doesn't have to be interesting, just be cool and in good mood. If she refuses to talk to you go find someone else.
>>29047026
>>29047016
>>29047006
How do I do this robots?
>>29046985
Talk to the girl with glasses. Go for it now before it's too late.
>>29047055
"Hi" *smile and look her in the eyes* "can I offer you a beer?"
Look her always in the eyes and even if yu don't feel confident, Be confident. If she doesn't want to talk to you just leave and try with another girl.
Some phrases like "enjoying the party?" May seem really stupid, but can save you from uncomfortable silences.
Just cheer up, be happy, be confident, and start talking. Compliment her, flirt with her.
>>29047093 >>29047055
Also, don't be obvious taking pics. That may seem creepy.
>>29047055
go up to a girl who is not in active conversation with another. The one with the glasses looks ok.
as you hand her the bottle say "heres a beer, but I have to take a photo of my good deeds as Im recording them to make myself feel better. Pretty weird right?"
if she says she doesnt want a beer, ask for the photo anyway. Ask for her to do you a favour
>>29046820
Why the fuck would someone ever need so many eggs?
>>29047159
chads protein shakes?
>>29047159
that's pretty standard, I buy them in sets of 36
>>29047139
Why U telling thay to OP fag? He would seem a creep asking for pictures
>>29047179
To remember the night?
And actually that is a pretty good way to keep his phone out just take flicks with people.
>>29047139
>>29047093
She said thanks and smiled :)
>>29047206
Kek. Have ypu ever done that?
Anyways let's just hope that OP is geyting into something now, if that's the case, hope he comes back to the thread and share experience.
>>29047215
hwat the fug is that
>>29047055
This is like a low frame rate fprpg. Oh and OP, try being yourself.
>>29047215
>To remember the night?
are you fucking retarded? Have you even been to a party and took pictures saying "Hey I want to remember this xD" *snaps pic*
>>29047215
Come on don't chicken out.
>>29047009
> Euros
That was pretty much all you had to say son. Sorry bro.
>>29047215
now ask the ... person... if they can introduce you to a girl or someone interesting.
>>29047238
>Oh and OP, try being yourself.
>>29047245
very few people on here have even been to a party
>>29047215
That's a man dude
oregami oregano
>>29047215
Kek-a-doodle-doo
The moustache!
>>29046647
Catch an Uber you pov cunt
>>29047245
Just realized I responded to the wrong person meant to be >>29047206
>>29046820
>no piss in the fridge
Are you even at a party
>>29047276
I highly doubt that.
oregon comment
>>29047215
>>>>EBIC TrhEad TIME
>>29047215
is that you op? fuking emos everywhere.
>>29047430
check sweater and watch in other pics, not op
Come on keep posting for fuck sake, i didnt even understand if you are the emo fag in the picture, because if you are you might as well give up on talking to people
>>29047590
I am the ultimate beta cuck and I left
>>29047719
Good for you. What did you get at McDonald's?
>>29047737
I got a large triple cheeseburger meal and gravy fries. Gonna go home and play Simpsons hit and run now with my mate
>>29047719
cheers for the entertainment. I hope you enjoyed it a bit also!
