>he wants a girlfriend
>but has nothing the female would want from him
why didint you kill yourself yet
>>29046279
>He makes this fucktard thread 10X a day
>>29046279
I have money and I do not want gf because hookers are cheaper and better in bed
Get fucked faggot OP
>>29046279
>Implying I need to offer anything
beta nu-male redditor detected
>>29046408
yeah get fucked by std faggot
>>29046408
>paying for sex
you are clearly fucked in the head faggot
>>29046439
Yeah I use condoms and I never got STD faggot
Go back to your normie life you twat
>>29046461
>twat
fuckin europisser go watch sodapopins stream with your std
>>29046461
what is this image suposed to mean? you dont need to post a image to every post you make retard
>>29046439
>>29046447
>>29046485
Haha so many normalfags and roasties angry because I do not live up to their shitty standards of life
>>29046461
i'm an incel to desu, ignore these normies who can't even afford hookers l0l
greentext your first experience with one
>>29046489
>what is this image suposed to mean?
Learn how to read retard
>you dont need to post a image to every post you make retard
But I choose to due to nature of this IMAGE board faggot
How many of these threads are you going to make in a row?
>>29046523
consider suicide you std twat
>>29046489
It's a joke, the image is relevant because he's saying hookers are better than a gf, and the pic is saying the same about medieval siege equipment.
>>29046489
how does that make him a retard?
>>29046537
i can afford to see the top tier escorts who are std free, despite this i STILL use a condom
yeah get fucked you dumb faggot
>>29046489
>on imageboard
>someone posts image
>"retard!"
lol
>>29046561
proud of yourself std twat for wasting momies money on prostitutes, you dont have the balls to say that on a non anonymous board
>>29046489
U stupid
>>29046279
baiting robots.
why not just leave well alone?
prick.
>>29046525
He is normalfag who jacks off to seeing people's lives shitter then his own, he will not stop until he cums.
>>29046518
>After drinking with friends, I decided that I want to lose virginity to one, because I feel like I waited enough, and it does not matter
>find ad, call number
>Sweet affectionate "Hello?
>Sup, I want to use your services
>Okay then, here is my adress
>Drive bike near her apartment
>Buy condoms beforehand (she had her own)
>Spent 10 minutes looking for a right staircase
>Now 6 floors of stairs
>arrive at door, sweaty as fuck, ring bell
>door opens, I get into
>chick looks few kg more then on ad, but that does not matter
>get into her room, undress, lie on the bed
>she leaves for 2 minutes, comes back naked
>starts sucking my cock
>OMG that feels awesome and I totally know why normies bother
>"Wanna fuck now?"
>FUCK YES
>Fuck her doggy until I came
>she cleans my dick with cleanex, I leave place being content
Well I do have a girlfriend and what do I have to offer? Nothing really except for making her feel better because she's always sad. Essentially I am one of the few people she can talk to.
I'm unpopular in my city despite never being noticed. I do dress well and I look mostly skinny with clothes on but that's it. We share no hobbies or other interests. Still, she loves me more than she will ever love anyone else again.
Wanna know why? Because she is 15 and a virgin. (I'm 18)
When they get older, they forget how to love.
Don't bother looking for girls over 16.
Not going to dox you but you're stupid enough to leave traces of your filenames, poindexter.
If a robot really wanted he wouldn't have a hard time finding out who you are with all the things you've posted.
>>29046623
fuck off with your spiderman shit and derail some loli threads
>>>/b/
>>29046660
Force me faggot
This thread was shit to begin with
Baiting robots with females/gf in general should be bannable
If dubs I gonna go visit 22yo hooker right now
I don't have a lot of material wealth but I'm rich in non-material things like integrity, dedication, loyalty and willpower. Only gay nazis are interested in what I have.
>>29046279
>>he wants to have sex
>>but he's circumcised
Lol.
>>29046787
Pic slightly related
>>29046677
>Tumblr
originalalalalalalalalala
>payin for sex services
>>29046677
consider suicide std faggot
>he wants a girlfriend
wrong
t. asexual master race
>>29047220
why do you ask or sauce then
