>Wow, you're so cool! How can I be just like you, anon?
>>29045717
don't leave your house for the next 10 years. if you do, make sure to fill your pockets with spaghetti before you leave
>>29045717
Lots of sleep
>>29045717
trust me kid you don't want to
>mfw this was actually my younger cousin and he turned out to be a NEET shut-in
Now I'm in my 30s and he is in his 20s he is more of a socially retarded NEET than I ever was. Not even sure how that turned out since he actually had chad father and stacey mother.
>>29045717
Go get a syringe and we'll do a quick gene transfer. Just don't tell your parents.
>>29045717
No way, you're just a kid. Maybe when you're older!
>>29045717
Just make the most self destructive decisions you can and you'll be like me in no time, pal!