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>robot wants a gf >has nothing to offer only wants a mommy
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>robot wants a gf
>has nothing to offer only wants a mommy to fuck
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>looking at relationships as a series of offers, followed by signing of contracts and exchange of goods and services

And they say I'm the autist
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>only wants a mommy to fuck

Not just any mommy. I want to fuck MY mommy.

Problem?
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>>29045433
what do you think that life is a fuckin anime faggot? and after a war you find your true love
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>>29045451
No I thought two people just liked each other's looks and personality and wanted to have a relationship
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>>29045450
free chiken tendies and you dont have to go outside for pussi what else could you want?
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>>29045473
kid please
you have money, status or genetics, or fuckin get chloroform
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>mommy to fuck
>not wanting a sister who is your best friend and true love
Normies when will they ever learn
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>>29045496
Exactly! These fools just don't understand how comfy it is.
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>>29045668
Oh babby that picture is doing magical things to my body
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literally the best day of the week bar none.
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>>29045668
artist is inkerton-kun
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>>29045927
moar plz anon
moar moarblox
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>>29045473

and you dont have any of those
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>>29046035
more of that comic or other incest hentai?
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>>29046060
a bit from column A, a bit from column B please
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plenty of robots have jobs

I talked to many people from here who have well paying jobs yet women still ignore them completely

just work hard is a meme
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>>29046060
ok.
wish i could post multiple images like some of the other chans.
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>>29046403
zcvbzf
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>>29046403
Yeah, sorry about that. Blame 4chan's popularity with shitposters.
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>>29046423
agadfg
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>>29045417
>only wants a mommy to fuck

Yes! Oh god yes
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>>29045433
>followed by signing of contracts
that's retarded. The rest is 100% correct.

People want things. Attractive bodies to have sex with, emotional support, financial support, novel experiences and learning new things.

What can you offer? And since you're so experienced, why do you think people get together?
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>>29046450
ypiutopy
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>>29046511
the endblox
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>>29046532
>>29046511
Not the anon who asked for the comic but thanks anyways I enjoyed very much
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>>29046532
i'll dump this one since it's also short

>>29046542
no problem, friend
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>>29046532
Thanks anon. Very nice.
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>>29046555
tuyret
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>>29046577
jhldfj
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>>29046600
qpouir
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>>29046617
cuxtvs
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>>29046627
last page, that's all from me tonight
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>>29045417
I have this fantasy that I'm actually adopted and my mom was a highschool slut who got knocked up by some artist or businessman.

She decides to dump me in a hospital and thus my current parents.

Then now that the businessman is dead and she has millions she searches for her son.

Finds me and asks me to move in. I agree.

She's only in her 30's cause she got knocked up young.

Is still hot.

Comes into a bath with me and washes me.

I pretend to be angry at her for abandoning me.

Says shell do anything to make it up to me

I make her dress like a maid and we fuck twice a day.

Hab millions from daddy.

Good ending.
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