>"Yo anon, spit some bars"
>some black kids in middle school challenged me to a rap battle
>they were actually kind of impressed with what I came up with (or at least pretended to be)
>actually thought of it a long time in advance and was itching to use it
>actually think i might be able to rap
>Remember I'm white
>Cry
>fuck off nigger
>I dont give a fuck about people of other colors
>Get the fuck out you aint my brother
>why dont you go and fuck a hyena
>when its dark outside I cant even see ya
>>29045306
MOONMAN
MOONMAN
CANT
YOU
SE3
>>29045249
Yo yo, word up, one time, yea listen up, one time, yo yea Jay z? whassup with his wack ass more like gay z, i heard he was gay see? one time dr dre drank pee and said it tasted like gravy
fuck normies cuz them suckas suck dicks
and fuck roasties because the hood on they clit
i'm a real mawfucka so when i spit mad shit
know it's because i live dat life without no rent
i'm a neet bitch (x4)
>>29045267
Eminem and el-p can both rap without sounding like aesop rock indie limp dick fagtards
They call me the guy with the big dick
they call me that because I got a big dick
they call me the guy with the big dong
it's real thick and real long
All day all night
in pussy so tight
girls be mirin every day
dey holler cos i got it made
Bitches bow down and obey
My dick they want it every day
>>29045249
>come on 9k to troll a few tards
>and then one asks me to spit a few bars
>I tell him "no thanks, because I'm a fucking Chad.
>he cowers in shame, like he brings to his dad
>you see he starts threads on r9 fucking k
>but little does he know that it's pretty fucking gay
>while he should be outside chasing around girls
>he's peering out the window just watching squirrels
>>29045249
>Fembots be lusting for my metallic dick
>Y'all know chad don't learn his lesson quick
>Tie em down, dose em in gasoline
>Flick a match, sit back, my ears devouring normie's screams
UGH
Fuck my dick's big,
yeah fuck this shit,
I have to sit 3 feet away
and watch this bitch lick
MOONMAN
PLEASE STOP
>>29045397
yo fuck you chad your shit is whack
while you're at work yo bitch on my sack
and while you slave to eat you a snack
i sick back and collect and count free stacks
i'm a neet bitch (x4)
So you think you're a cool guy,
well man I have to agree
You've got an 8x6 and you're 6'3
A bitch'n hot girl and a Ph.D
But guess what nigga
YOU WILL NEVER BE ME
YOU WILL NEVER BE ME
YOU WILL NEVER BE ME
No matter what nigga
YOU WILL NEVER BE ME
YOU WILL NEVER BE ME
YOU WILL NEVER BE ME
Tendies, tendies
All year round
Tendies, tendies
BK crown
They know how I like them
Fresh and crisp
Bitch better give me sauces
That I can dip
Ranch dressing
I dress them well
My mommy cooks them
Very well
When I hear the sound
Of the oven bake
It makes my autistic
Arms start to shake
Please oh mom
Put them on my plate
I can make them evaporate
Lemme elaborate
How many GBPs
I have to get these fresh tendies
I have enough to last me til 2093
So please please give me those tendies
-2pac
>>29045432
>difference between me and you?
>I'm a fucking man
>you're just a government bitch, eating out his hand
>and while I'm out, building up the world
>you're fucking a fat bitch, pretending it's my girl
1,2,3,4
1,2,3,4
1,2,3,4
original musical bar
>>29045249
IF I EVER BE A NIGGER
PUT YO ASS ON THE TRIGGER!
just banged a half point of crank
tweaking out no gun but clutching my shank
no god to thank jut my dealers hand
and the empty syringe I jut slammed
>>29045482
chad thinks he can rap
faggot only knows aa bb scheme
chad living the life
his bitch knows my dick aint free
>>29045397
first off your vernacular is not spectacular
the way you try to spit that ruthless shit, when the truth is, you come at me sideways like that again and I'll leave you toothless
faggot
fucking maggot
shitposting all day about tfw no roastie, if you want that stacy slut then you can have it
me i'm a manaic, if she gave me the time of day i'd probably bash it
slit her shit from the back, behead her ass and then bag it
send it to her father with a note attached saying it came from bin laden
>>29045409
oh look here goes another faggot talking about his dick
another cuck that couldnt measure up, probably wouldnt even post a pic
or proof
but it's an egyptian heiroglyphics forum so if i was a shameful faggot i'd be probably lying like you too
so whats the basis?
another normie reject that left /soc/ and decided to play Trading Places?
calling me a nigger in that last thread because I'm half black, you're all fucking facetious
or facetious...fuck it, I'll fist fight Vegeta for some pussy and fajitas
nigga I'm a virgin and my dick been so dry that I'd fist my own mother to get a handjob from that old bitch Reba
asked me to spit some bars but its' easy, that's what i'm supposed to do
that local dude, that's loco too, i'd spit in your face if i get a single reply asking for a vocaroo
>>29045249
Figurative language is inferior to literal one.
Yo Dre, turn the beat up
Turn it up turn it up
Turn it turn it turn it up
Yo
Yo man, I can't rap
What the fuck did you expect
From a white kid, born and raised
In the suburbs, I ain't based
So let's hear it, hear that bass
Let's get wild, let's get crayz
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Second verse homies, here I go
You still here? shit that's dope
It ain't me tho, Dre's beat's gold
Grab that kush and get it rolled
Cause my rap game's gettin old
All my niggas know it's phoned
Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
Drop that mic, drop that bass, drop that shit, gbye
>>29045249
No
fuck off you filthy wide nosed nigger
Uh... That's a weird fetish but hey I watch way weirder stuff so who am I to judge.
>spits my half-chewed allah snickbersbar in the niggers face
I Got love
But is love enough?
Cuz recently I'd rather be drunk with drugs
Room spinnin, think I'm out of touch
Passed out on the burgundy rug
Wake up and repeat the process
Write my thoughts down to clean the conscience
Feel the heat rise like fallin comets
So I've been divin in the depths with the lochness
Reality to me is just a carbon copy
Work eat sleep and get a lil bit sloppy
Guess I'm used to daily mundane
And I know that addiction runs in my veins
It's strange
I see familiar faces
But they've been washed away on days when the rain hits
Painless
Nameless
Paint this
Frame it
Give me whatever and I'll take it to the face kid
Life's a game that you play until you die
No walkthroughs checkpoints or retries
Don't cry honey dry those tears
No reason to fear of what dwells round here
The stench of death corrupts these lands
No tellin what happens when I trace these plans
I'm in the Land of the free home of the debt
Use up the source til there isn't anything left
>>29045526
these weren't good
>>29045526
The only shaft you've ever had is /a/'s
Is there anything sadder than castrated gays?
Faggot's bringing up dragonball z
Damn, maybe this anime shit's really is for the normies
Read the manga.
>>29045249
One for Adolf Hitler.
Two for David Duke.
Three for the Forth Reich alive and dropping nukes.
Five million dead Jews.
Or maybe it was Six?
Seven decades later the number still getting fixed.
>>29045543
do you actually have autism
>>29045249
nice lips you monkey
your as ugly as a donkey
you smell like shit you niggermonkey
it stinks like ass in here
ill kick ur ass in here
chukin spears in here
you gay ass nigger queer
if you say my curry's not hot, u a liar
you know i come spit yoga fire
fire fire
flame flame
spicy spicy
hot hot
getting indigestion make your panties drop
sound of the poo in the loo: plop plop
>>29045525
(you)
>>2905526
>you talk about spectacular vernacular but you can't even bring the gory oratory
>I drop confabulations that make you resort to masturbation
>BITCH, if you want a discussion, ill give you a concussion.
>you're using big words, pretending to be intelligent.
>but your words are like your breath
>just straight up excrement
first off your vernacular is not spectacular
the way you try to spit that ruthless shit, when the truth is, you come at me sideways like that again and I'll leave you toothless
faggot
fucking maggot
shitposting all day about tfw no roastie, if you want that stacy slut then you can have it
me i'm a manaic, if she gave me the time of day i'd probably bash it
slit her shit from the back, behead her ass and then bag it
send it to her father with a note attached saying it came from bin laden
>>29045409
oh look here goes another faggot talking about his dick
another cuck that couldnt measure up, probably wouldnt even post a pic
or proof
but it's an egyptian heiroglyphics forum so if i was a shameful faggot i'd be probably lying like you too
so whats the basis?
another normie reject that left /soc/ and decided to play Trading Places?
calling me a nigger in that last thread because I'm half black, you're all fucking facetious
or facetious...fuck it, I'll fist fight Vegeta for some pussy and fajitas
nigga I'm a virgin and my dick been so dry that I'd fist my own mother to get a handjob from that old bitch Reba
asked me to spit some bars but its' easy, that's what i'm supposed to do
that local dude, that's loco too, i'd spit in your face if i get a single reply asking for a vocaroo
>sperglord
>sweatpants
>acne covered sweaty back
>my mom wishes I was dead
>greasy head
>curly hair
>my dad would prefer if I weren't there
>prositute has pussy
>I have money
>thank you mom
>I love you honey
>jerk off to my mom
>my gums are rotting
>>29045589I broke up with my ex because she fell asleep during Eyes Wide shutI might
>>29045642
I failed, on mobile. I bow down like the idiot I am.
I'll go again though
>>29045570
First off I'm gonna need you to hop off my dick
Second off, you're gonna have to pay admission if you insist on riding my shit
Another goofy ass faggot that thinks he's funny
That one fucking dweeb that be dropping those "the type of dude" jokes for laughs but doesn't realize it ain't funny
Anons the type of dude, that'll run a from a crew!
Wrong! Anons the type of dude that'll slap your mother in front of you
Then buttfuck your sister and make you swallow the rubber too
Should've known from my first verse I'm not wrapped too tight
But then again look at where I'm posting, it's obvious I don't act too right
So the wrong action, will get you left
Deader than the rest
They'll be calling me Zidane the way I'll be opening your chest
hey yo
im down for business
no eyeball witness
dropping down they chimneys
visit all my enemies
but it aint christmas
leaving presents for yo girl
but i aint got it wrapped
see i got her she strapped
she aint complaining no more
after i cracked where she crapped
fagget
As I browse this thread while eating my chicken tender breast
I take a look at my plate and realize there's none left
'cause I've been eating and memeing so long,
that even my mama forgot to warm some more
>Sitting at my computer, reading 4chan
>Don't got to lie about my age, I ain't gonna get banned
>Trying to think of some rhymes, to pass the times
>The best lines that I spit, are mediocre and shit
>This site I should quit, go to the gym and get fit
>hit it, quit it
>pump it, dump it
>You cannot stump it
>We're gonna build a wall, so mighty and tall
>Fourteen eighty eight
>We're gonna make this country great
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you.
Batch i'm out
>I kidnapped a nigger child and I raped it I'm so gangster
>I burned it alive, stop the voices filling me with anger
>Against property, the kind you hang from a tree
>Or rape to death in ritualized ceremony
>When I pull up to yo' crib, the cross it do be burnin'
>And your little nigger sluts are ours and we take turns n
>You can play your game and try to be free
>But that boot on your neck boy, that belongs to me.
>>29045466
good meme song, 9/10 would rap to sum neggroes
>stone faced black men, please go away
>your iq points tend to standard deviate
>rap was invented by a victorian swede
>you culturally appropriated a nordic meme
>all these idiots replying
OP, >>>/mu/ please
