>smelly penis
i love the way dick smells... it turns me on
> not having smelly balls and dick
I'm am absolutely REEKING down there right now.
>smell my penis
>look down at it and see how big it is
>turns me on even more so it get's bigger
>>29042948
you cant go around saying things like that and not showing it...
>>29042977
pardon my lack of foreskin
I got used to the smell of my dick but I feel like it would turn off most people. doesn't matter since I won't have the chance to use it
>>29043054
damn shame.. everything else about it is perfect..
nice dali print btw, i like that one
>>29043054
wew
can i lick it :3
>>29043054
I can't tell if you have a big dick or tiny thumbs.
I demand a ruler.
>>29043054
Post softie
i just want to suck a willy :(((
(no homo)
>>29043180
are you that same german from /pol/?
>>29043200
no sweetie x
>>29043054
has it seen much use?
>>29043064
>touch penis
>smell hand
>>29043227
awwww :)
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>>29043275
thisrubbing your balls then smelling them too
>>29043258
only personal use
>dry wrinkled penis
>Uncut
YOU LITERALLY CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>29043291can't believe I never tried that before, its a much stronger scent
i want to have hot sweaty stinky sex with a qt robot
>>29043374
pls b in ldn
>>29043412
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>>2904329>>29043291
It's a good smell I don't know how to explain it
>>29043447
W H E R E
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>>29043540
portland oregano
>>29043366
postballspls
ohmygod stop muting mee
>>29043592too scared to shave smooth
>>29043738
sorry i didn't reply anon!that's a nice cock though~
don't be scared about shaving them its super hard to cut yourself
>>29044074
yeah thats what I've heard. my hands arent that steady so I guess going really slow is the solution
>>29044180
go for it
when they are perfectly smooth they feel amazing too>you will never suck on anons smooth balls
>>29044219
ill try tomorrow!fuck im addicted to smelling myself now
>>29044370
could be worse
you could be addicted toeating your cum like me
I get the distinct impression I'm going to see this thread all over twitter tomorrow.
>>29044436
all over twitter?
what?
>>29044417>ywn make anon addicted to eating your cum too
>>29044525
it wouldn't be too hardi've eaten every time for the past year
sometimes i feel like i fap just to eat it
>>29044575
i was never able to get into it myself but the idea of it still turns me on
>>29044631
just do it anon
it tastes greatonce you try it once you will end up doing it every time
>tfw average, somewhat nice smelling dick.
>>29044684im leaking just thinking about it
>tfw I can smell my dick through my pants and underwear
>nobody has ever called me out for it
>>29044816
well i hope you end up doing it anonits great if you spill any and you're clean shaven you can just scoop it up~
>tfw complete insecure about my dick
>tfw have had multiple chances to use it but never have because of the gnawing feeling that it'll be inadequate
>tfw statistically knowing my dick is average/slightly above but can't shake the feeling something is wrong
25 now and have just given up because I know that I've gone too long without learning anything about how to fug, and if I try now I'll just mess something up or not last long enough
So this is kind of the gay thread so I need advice.
I met a friend on here who I really like and despite him and I having no history of homosexuality, I have somehow developed a crush on him. I want to tell him/win him over and I know he's just as lonesome as me. Is there any way to do this, or should I forget about it to preserve our friendship?
>>29045047
If he has no history of homosexuality I wouldn't do it. Would make it awkward and most likely lead to end of friendship. It really sucks but that's how it is.
>>29045047
depends what type of guy he is
ask some general questions about gays i guess see how feels about it
could always just go with a friends with benefits thing to start with too
but don't push it if he is straight
you will just hurt yourself
>>29045129
>>29045147
If it changes anything I know he's fapped to traps in the past, and doesn't mind dicks. However I'm definitely not a femboy. We've known each other for almost a year so I think it would be a bit out of nowhere but maybe he feels the same way. I'm confused because I don't like male bodies sexually but we are so close I feel love for him, romantically.
>>29045187
you need to test the waters first anon
see if he would be ok with a guy partner
its gonna be pretty hard and weird though
>>29045246
How does one test the waters? We are both virgins so I'm not sure what you mean.
>>29045266
no i mean like general you need to test to see if he is ok with a guy partner
i know a couple of anons who came out to friends and got rejected
its not fun
>>29045295
Oh like ask him if he would be open to dating a man?
I have a suspicion he might be the same as me, based on how affectionate he is.
>>29045312
yeah basically, but take it easy and don't just lump it on him
he could freak out
either way maybe you will get someone to do lewd things with
>>29045336
Right I see that makes sense. Relationships are far from my forte so thank you.
I couldn't care less about lewd things though I just love his soul, not that I'd mind jerking him off to be a good friend.
>>29045359
best of luck anon
hope he wants to be with you too
>>29045393
Thank you your advice is helpful, I hope you have a good night and are happy.
>>29045398
i'm alrightcould be better if you posted a pic
>>29045458
You wouldn't want to see me anyways. My face is fine but my penis is just average, I'm not a trap, and I'm cut.
I'm shit tier sorry.
>balls get sweaty
>rub em
>smell my hand
>mfw
>>29045485
that just makes me want to see it even morei just reallly like seeing anons cocks tbqh
>>29045528
No one's ever seen it but my doctor/parents, I don't think I can take this leap for you I'm sorry.
>>29045522
THIS DESU
I like smelling my "no mans land" (the area between anus and balls) in the summer cuz its so sweaty that balls sweat and anus sweat come together there forming an extremely deadly smelly substance that I just like to put under my nose and sniff all day
>>29045544
awww oh welli bet you have a nice dickbe proud of it anon!
>>29045614
Th-thanks anon, that makes me feel good
Youre nice, thanks my friend
>>29042765
How do I smell my dick?
I can't bend to it.
>>29045651
it's all good anonmaking other anons feel good makes me happy :3
>>29045775
rub it on your hand
then sniff itand lick it
or just wear some shorts on a hot day
>>29044944
i did itI came all over my hand and licked it off, still aroused after too
>>29046038
good job anon!
how did it feel after you did it?make sure to do it next time~
>>29046090dirty at first, but in a way it made me more turned on than I was before
>>29042765
>Don't shower for several days
>Massage dick
>Smell my hand
>>29042765
I love the smell of cock. I ask my friends to mail me their used underwear just so I can smell the musky scent. I just want to drown myself in the dirty scent. I wish I had enough for me to stick my face into garments all day, teasing myself the whole time.
>>29044822
Chances are, you're That Kid, and people have noticed but haven't told you.
>>29049442
fuck, didn't know that the namefield stays even when you switch boards :^(
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