>Walking through shopping center alone
>Going to EB Games (Gamestop).50% off games
>Obviously sperging out all ready. Walking to fast.
>See group of girls looking at me
>They start giggling
>I make confident eye contact with they ground and walk faster
>Practically jogging at this point (Doesn't help that I'm 6'3 supersperg)
>Autism overwhelms me and i sperg into the nearest shop
>Its a girls lingerie shop
>Shop worker Girls all looking at me weird
>"Can i help you with something?" a qt asks
>Fuck i have to say something
>"y..yes im looking for underwear for my girlfriend" (Alpha as fuck)
>"Ok What does she like? What size?"
>"Ummm she likes velvet and shes size 16 underwear" (I don't even know my underwear size)
>Qt comes back with some black lace underwear that looks like it would fit on an elephant
>"y...yep that's them, perfect"
>"OK that comes to $39.99"
>Have no choice but to buy them now
>Give my card and enter pin
>Its wrong (perfect time to leave but no)
>Enter it again. APPROVED
>Sperg out of the shop with a pretty purple bag and minus $40 (only had $50 to start)
>Girls are still giggling at me
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my god op may actually be the most pathetic piece of shit on 4chan... wow.
Just go to the same store except in a different location and return it. Also stop being such a faggot.
Epic thread OP! xD
This is going straight onto /r/4chan!
Another from OP
>Playing Rust (Survival MMO like Ark or DayZ)
>Solo player doing my first raid on a base
>There's so much loot
>120HQ,2 Ak47s, 2 Bolts
>Im so excited, never had this much stuff. im literally shaking
>Running back to my base
>Some cunt jumps from out of a bush a pipes my in the head. Im down, its all over
>I let out a thunderous "REEEEEEE!" through the microphone since i was home alone
Or so i thought
>See dog staring at front door
>Peak out window
>See my cousin and his girlfriend awkwardly rushing back to their car
I..I'm sure they just left the oven on right?
>
>ITT things that did not happen
>>29041967
>>29042074
Damn Op that sucks. I think you've reached apex embarrassment
>>29041967
Fuck man this really is sad, I hope this is made up.
>>29041967
>Have no choice but to buy them now
>>29041967
>Back when SWTOR first came out
>Friend basically begged me to play with him
>Go on flashpoint (basically raid) with him
>We play with 2 other random people
>When loot comes up you select either "Need" or "Greed", needs trump greeds and if everyone picks greed it is decided by a dice roll
>Friend and other random select greed, I and the other random select need
>I win
>It turns out it has stats my character doesn't even use, I only wanted it because it looked cool
>Other guy realized it before I did, is already fuming
>"Dude what the fuck you can't even use it"
>Try and give it back to him
>It is bound to me
>Pretend to be AFK
>Friend calls me and asks what I am doing
>Tell him I am taking a shit
>Asks why I didn't tell him I was leaving
>Say I didn't want him to know
>He asks when I am going to be back because the guy is waiting to get the item
>Tell him I don't know
>Sit there for like an hour, it auto-logs me out
>The guy sends me a PM and asks for the item
>Spend like a million credits getting an item that looks like it but not with the same stats
>He somehow fucking recognizes it and tells me to give him the real item
>Log out and don't play for like a week
>>29041967
>"y...yep that's them, perfect"
>>29042249
Was this random guy a friend of your friend? If not there's just no justification
>>29041967
If this is real then you can still return them. Make up some excuse like that she died of sex related injuries (alpha as fuck) and so you don't need the anymore
>>29042735
There is no returning to this
