>tfw no kawal honoring, tubig drinking, eleksyon voting, kape brewing, mukha cleaning, daliri fracturing, kuko biting, tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, salamin shattering, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
>>29041699
>tfw your imiginary gf voted for Duerte's Davao Death Squad for presidente
filipino women are sluts lmao. not hard to get one.
>be white american
>look like you have money
>women all over you
ever time
>>29041699
Keep it strong,
in your consistency do not dip,
play the game long,
and you'll get your flip.
comfy feel desu
flips are ugly as fuck
>>29041699
Yo homie, serious question.
Can you go to the philippines? I think if you have a bachelor's degree, you can probably be an english teacher there. You can get your flip.
TY for your service OP. Flip music is nice and comfy like island cool sounds.
>>29041743
You don't even need the first part.
>>29041699
>someone else who likes flips
Thank god I thought I was alone. My college is filled with them.
I'm a thai american with a filipino australian wife, I think our kids will be cute.
>>29041940
>thai
No. Thai women are ugly
>>29041991
Have you been to Thailand? There are both ugly and attractive people. My sisters are pretty too.
>>29041991
thais are paler than flips
>>29041699
Putang ina mo, OP. Kailan ba titigil itong kagaguhan mo? Kung ganyan ka ka desperado para sa babaeng yan, pumunta ka sa gubat at kantutin mo yung mga unggoy doon.
they look mexican
Why are asian women so disgusting?
Is it just a coincidence that fetal alcohol syndrome in Caucasian people show asian attributes?
>>29042475
>fetal alcohol syndrome in caucasian people show asian attributes
that's down syndrome stupid
Lots of foreigners get impressions of women in SEA by the poor girls selling their bodies. Those are almost always rural girls and people of poverty. Look at middle class or wealthy ones and they're often pretty. But white people just can't figure it out because of small brains or something.
maybe I should go to the US and fuck all your trailer trash then complain about your ugly ghostie roasties
