Ask a guy who got phone scammed out of $2400 today anything. I want to kill myself.
>>29040534
how did it happen I guess?
What armor did you get trimmed?
>>29040534
How the fuck did you let that happen, you should know nobody phones you unless it's mommy for tendies or dad when he tells you how disappointed he is in you anon.
if you trust no one then these things wouldnt happen. just remember every man or woman is out to get you. its how humans are. paranoia be damned.
>>29040534
>university
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>>29040544
Guy called claiming to be FBI, saying there was a discrepancy in my taxes and I owed $2400. I called him out for bullshitting then he said to look up the number he was calling from and it was the actual number for the FBI. So I freaked and asked what I needed to do. So for 2 hours I went to various stores and bought $50 and $100 iTunes gift cards and read him the activation codes.
I don't know what I was thinking. It was a moment of weakness when I was already having a shit day and the thought of FBI coming to arrest me freaked me out enough to buy $2400 worth of iTunes cards
>>29040614
>bought iTunes cards for the "FBI"
how dumb are you?
>>29040614
Anon, is this about something you have on your computer that you thought they would find if you didn't pay them?
>>29040614
How was it the number for the fbi? Is it a trick?
>>29040614
I'll post the stack of iTunes cards in a second
>>29040614
9/10 bait
the itunes part cracked me up
>>29040644
>>29040614
Might've actually been the FBI
>>29040614
>iTunes cards
what the fuck am I reading
>>29040631
I think there are ways to mask your number to make it look like something else.
It can be used to make it look like you're calling yourself too
>>29040614
Jesus fucking Christ OP. Even if the mother fucker is using an FBI phone line you always ask to speak to a supervisor in these cases. Or at least ask him for an ID number. BTW the FBI doesn't even handle tax shit like this. If you owe money then an IRS auditor or revenue agent will come out. Jesus fuck you should kill yourself
>>29040631
These good scammers can actually just hijack the phone line. As long as you gained physical access to the building at some point you could plug in one of those Ethernet wireless adapters or whatever the fuck they are and go sit in your pedo van and setup a VOIP call.
>>29040614
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TOP FUCKING KEK
Here is iTunes cards. All 29 of them
>>29040631
That's a thing that they can do now, fool your caller ID
But his first tip would have been thinking the FBI is going to do the IRSs dirty work. And all banks and government entities will tell you over and over and over they will never ask for money or account numbers over the phone.
>>29040614
If this isn't a troll post, then you seriously need to turn yourself in to a mental facility, because you are clearly so retarded you are incapable of managing your own life or your finances
>>29040714
i know its a ruse but its still funny
>>29040714
FUCKING
L E L
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L
>>29040614
Oh yeah dude? Prove you bought a single iTunes card today
Faggot
>>29040714
ok then. flip them over.
>>29040730
It's legit man. I called the police and Target and Food Lion where I bought them. I called my bank and they froze my debit card.
>>29040714
>posting 12 hours from now
>worried about the FBI
>12 hours from now is in asia, not the US
>FBI has no jurisdiction
2/10, got me to reply
>>29040714
See
>>29040710
OG blocks nigguh
>>29040714
Put me in the screencap too
>>29040750
>12 hours from now is in asia, not the US
>a time is in a place
what
>>29040714
there's a pube on one of them
>>29040743
Flipped as requested. All used by Pajeet and Rashad
>>29040750
He clearly meant am, you fucking idiot
>>29040775
it's 12am on the US east coast, so 12pm is 12 timezones away, which is Asia, learn to geography faggot
>>29040788
why did i check
>>29040750
shit i meant am on the time stamp. im just fucking retarded. im autistic enough to get scammed by pajeet man, how am i suppoed to do a proper timestamp
>>29040796
>troll mixes up am and pm
>guy calling him out for trolling is called a fucking idiot
nigger what
>>29040790
I don't know if I just don't want to believe or that I can't take anything seriously anymore.
>>29040802
i meant fucking am, holy shit
>>29040714
There's no god
Jesus Christ op what is this
>>29040614
>>29040714
>>29040790
This is so fucking hilarious
You're an absolute retard OP, there is no justification.
I wonder what pajeet and Rashad are going to do with those codes though? Sell them for half their value online?
I don't get it.
OP try and download thousands of Justin beiber songs right now just to assfuck your scammers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_jmjlJNKLA
>>29040788
How did you even notice that
Why are you looking so closely at pictures of iTunes gift cards senpai
>>29040790
this is one elaborate ruse
>>29040802
You think you're really smart but you're actually being a retard
Pajeets have been pulling this exact same trick in Australia saying they are our tax office
How was your childhood and relationship with your parents, OP?
I need to make sure I never raise such a fucking stupid human being.
>FBI agents are lurking /r9k/ and are tasked with a mission to troll NEETs into suicide before they commit mass shootings
I fucked called it
ive never bought an itunes card. how do they work? the store has to register them before they hand them out right? so op could have just grabbed a bunch of them from somewhere and just ran out with a bunch of useless cards, right?
>>29040850
i don't know how else to prove this. It really happened to me. also I had a break down in the Target parking lot after I read the last number and realized it was a scam, but it was too late. Pajeet had gotten away. so i sat in the parking lot crying until i called my dad and asked what to do
>>29040882
What was your dad's reaction?
>>29040862
i was pretty good, but once highschool hit i got depressed and my intelligence got fucked. now im a history major in college and fall for shitty phone scams from india like im an 80 year old widowed person
>>29040790
U said u bought them online. Threads fake nothing to see here move along
>>29040614
lmfao, this is really funny
>>29040896
i'm guessing something like this
>>29040614
>So for 2 hours I went to various stores and bought $50 and $100 iTunes gift cards and read him the activation codes.
Oh god, this is really to fucking good to be true. I really wanna believe this.
>>29040881
You have to scratch off the code
The store just sells them at however much the card is worth
So you could go to a store and steal a card and scratch it off and you have a free gift card
>>29040882
nice ruse mate, but the joke is still on you because you were either retarded enough to buy and use that many itunes cards over the years, or autistic enough to collect used itunes cards for the purpose of making this bait thread
either way you're a faggot
What use does pajeet and Rashad have for iTunes gift card
Also OP, have you tried using them yet? Maybe it'll take pajeet and rashad a while to sell the code??
>>29040896
well obviously he called me a dumbass, but he was understanding enough. he drove up to meet me and helped me with calling all the various places
>>29040904
i never said i bought them online. i bought them at target and food lion this afternoon
>>29040842
Fucking swamprats
Why did you think the IRS/FBI would want to be paid in Itunes gift cards? I just don't understand.
>>29040918
They have to be activated, like every other gift card.
How are people this stupid?
>>29040918
ok so basically op just has a collection of all his used itunes gift cards
>>29040917
well believe it
>>29040926
i tried, but all the codes were used already
>>29040926
>What use does pajeet and Rashad have for iTunes gift card
Gifts cards are really really easy to launder. You just sell the gift card for a discounted price on random websites.
hold up i'll post pictures of the copy of the receipts i got from target and food lion
you should ring apple they might just cancel the transactions and refund your money
>>29040953
yeah and you faggots are all taking the bait. this normie spent 2400 dollars on itunes shit and is using his used cards to troll
>>29040979
oh god i need to see this
i will believe you if you show that
>>29040979
This is it lads
The definitive proof that OP was the dumbest fucker alive today
>>29040979
Why are you so hell bent on proving you were stupid? What was the point of this thread?
>>29040624
FBI are people too, they need to buy candy crush lives just like everyone else.
Food lion receipt
>>29040979
No fucking way you will deliver receipts. Please prove this was not a ruse.
>>29040790
Wow you're one dumb fucker please be my retarded bf
>>29040534
Alright as much as I want to shit on you for being a dumbass, I'm feeling kind right now, and I want you to chin up for one reason:
The Financial Domination fetish exist. Yes, you might have acted like a retard and caved in to people rusing you, but there exists people who regularly give a sizable portion of their check to their 'mistresses' and get some form of gratification from it. Video here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad6bpsQmV5Q
So, chin up OP, at least you're not giving away money in the name of a depraved fetish.
>>29041035
holy fuck
orginalio
>>29041035
HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU ARE ACTUALLY RETARDED
>>29041042
Clever catfish to rob a fool twice
>>29041035
Receipt set one from target
>>29040747
>they froze your debit card because you used your card to voluntarily purchase something
"Uhh yeah, mr.manager, this guys on the phone telling me that he gave someone $2500 worth of gift cards, i think we might need to close his account since he's stupid enough that he probably already gave someone his bank details years ago"
>>29041035
Amazing. How can you be this dumb and/or committed to this troll?
>>29041044
>The Financial Domination fetish
I have this fetish but I'm a poorfag
That's why I settle for getting level drained by monster girls
>>29041044
Those people are getting a sexual high from it and spending their money how they wish. Being tricked by a scam my retarded mother wouldn't even fall for is not better.
>>29041035
I feel you OP. I've been scammed to, though not this way and not such a huge amount. Feels terrible. On the bright side of things, you've probably learned from the experience and won't get scammed again.
>>29041071
Receipt set two from target. You can only buy 600 bucks worth of stuff at a time there apparently
Tell the full story OP
And post the phone number
>FBI doing the IRS's job
>okay with accepting itunes gift cards instead of cash
I'm a wagecuck and this is a real thing that people are fucking doing. Work at a retail chain and we've already had three separate people buying loads of iTunes cards for this exact purpose.
They all claim the IRS called them and demanded iTunes cards or they will put them in prison. One dude even broke down in tears and said they threatened to kill him and would if he got anybody involved.
>>29040534
>>29040614
>>29040714
>>29040790
How can one human being be so retarded...
>>29041095
>You can only buy 600 bucks worth of stuff at a time there apparently
Probably some sort of anti scam measure...
so do you faggots believe me now? i want to fucking die. i managed to get $1600 back from target already thank god
>>29041035
Did they not ask you why you were buying $500 dollars of gift cards? I know cashiers are jaded but holy shit
>>29041071
i know it's a ruse, but why do you need that much itunes credit anyway? do you get discount and sell them on? only logical explanation i can think of.
>>29040614
>It was a moment of weakness
We all have them, I almost fell for a phone scam only when they called right after I woke up. It took a while for it to click that nobody phones up to confirm your address in this day and age.
>>29041044
hey op, ive been phone scammed too before. im a mexicant, so they claimed to know my then recently deceased father and, what do you know, they tell me theyre cartel members ready to chop my family's heads if i dont give them all my available cash. ended up giving them around 1000 bucks. ouch. hurts to type.
needless to say, they werent cartel. actually, let me rephrase that: i really doubt they were cartel. they still got my money, good for them.
>>29041035
>>29041071
>>29041095
simply unbelievable levels of stupidity
>>29041137
Dude a government agency vs the fucking lawless psychos of the cartel is no comparison. They could just legit demand the money from you...not worth betting your head on them just pretending to be scary
>>29041035
>>29041071
>>29041095
Jesus, It's real. I would laugh, but now i feel bad for you. You're a silly one, OP.
>>29041137
Must suck to live in a country where this is a possibility.
My mom and I fell for such a scam but luckily it was only $400. The "IRS" still calls us to this day, I guess we are now on their list.
They wanted a greendot card instead though.
>>29041121
if you're getting your money back then who gives a shit?
ps no one refunds debit cards, they don't have fraud protection
what a fucking ruse
>>29041071
OP you cannot just let this fly dude. Pajeet just fucking RAPED your life. BTW you can change your caller id quite easily, you can use tools like spoofcard and prankdial for all anons who didn't know. Anyway OP the solution is simple, if you call your card company and say youre a retard and bought them theres a chance you get NOTHING. however if you say your card was stolen, refund and chargebacked cards leads to no money for pajeet. GL you fucking retard
>>29041125
This. I still don't think this is real.
He's def going to resell those iTunes codes. Probably gets a discount when buying them.
>>29041179
He will have lost a net $800 since he spent $2400
>>29040559
kekignorenomutepls
I want to hug you OP. You've reawakened the slender shred of humanity I have left.
Maybe op is one of those people that runs the websites where you do surveys for rewards
>>29041184
this happens all the time. specially to old people.
>>29041219
>I want to hug you
You are projecting homosexuality. I'm so sorry.
>>29041096
Full Story time guys:
>be chilling at home watching Steins Gate wait to go camping with dad
>get call from random number
>pick up
>hear pajeet on the other end, "Hello, I am Pajeet from FBI. There is a problem with your taxes and you will be arrested if you don't pay us $2400 dollars"
>can barely understand him
>say "Ok, how do I resolve it so I dont get arrested"
>"Well sir, you own $2400. we will take you through a procedure with the IRS"
>Dude conference calls the "IRS" and makes an appointment with me on the line
>thought it was legit at this point because he called the IRS and I looked up the number he called and it was the actual FBI number
>start freaking out that im going to be arrested and be Daquan's fuck toy in prison
>say "OK, what do i need to do"
>He tells me to get in my car and go to a store where I can buy iTunes cards
>go to food lion
>buy 10, $50 cards and read off the numbers in my car to him
>he tells me to go to Target next
> he says buy 10, $100 cards
>I do and read off the numbers in my car
>he tells me I need 9 more cards to pay it back fully
>go buy 9 more $100 cards, getting weird looks from the employees
>read him the rest
>realize at the end what just happened and break down crying in the target parking lot
>an employee who saw me inside probably knows what happened and just gives me a look
>call dad
>call police
>call Target
>call food lion
I have cases out all over the fucking place now, cuz im goetting my damn money back
>>29041071
>>29041035
i mean i feel bad for you
but at the same time this is just fucking hilarious
>>29041124
they didn't question at all. just gave me weird looks as they scanned my cards
>>29041240
>Falling for quite literally the oldest trick in the book.
>>29040534
>>29040614
>>29040714
>>29040790
I'll be sure to up vote goods tomorrow!
>>29041162
you're right, its not worth betting mine or my family's heads over something like that amount of money, but phone scams are extremely common over here and a bunch of things the phone guy said didnt add up. he caught me with my pants down and if i hadnt been completely retarded i wouldve realised it was just a phone extortion.
>>29041169
haha, sure does. i mean, cartels dont go around chopping heads off in mexico city, but its not unheard of.
>>29041240
This is so fucking fake. I have literally NEVER seen stupidity to rival this.
>>29041219
thanks senpai. means a lot to me
How the fuck do you have thousands in disposable cash??? I'm short on rent about 300 bucks and this idiot has money to spend on Nigerian shitskins.
>>29041273
welp, it fucking happened right here friend. look at my receipts i posted. proof of $2400 worth of itunes cards purchased on 6/3/2016 around 4-6 pm EST
We are on a board of people that heil any authority figure as a god because they are dumb nationalists. You expect them not to pull this kinda shit everytime someone might have a semblence of authority?
Anyways, scammers pretend to be police and stuff all the time. Look up the incident of the guy pretending to be police calling a mcdonalds and making the manager sexually abuse an employee.
>>29041240
>Pajeet from FBI
>He tells me to get in my car and go to a store where I can buy iTunes cards
HAHA KILL YOURSELF MY MAN
>>29041240
OP what the fuck is wrong with you? Why would anybody from the FBI want iTunes cards? You are LITERALLY retarded.
I guess the real question is, am i dumb enough to make it to the top of r/4chan?
>>29041296
what are you hoping to get out of this? are you trying to bait people into feeling sorry for you and sending you money? do you think we can wave a magic wand and get your money back. legitimately confused why you would publicise such (alleged) stupidity.
>>29041240
>Indians with Indian accents working for the FBI or IRS
>implying they arrest you for back taxes instead of just sending you a few letters first
>implying anyone is this stupid
They are calling back saying that unless I buy more cards they will report me for fraud, really confused and scared as they're calling by my first and last name. Going to head back to target to see if i can buy more i cannot risk this shit
>>29041180
Do this, ditch your credit card, claim stolen
>>29041337
i dont want my money back from you guys. I just wanted to share my story since I can and I know I'll probably make it in one of those MS paint screenshot pics
>>29041336
xD my friend, xD
>>29041353
Hahahahahahahahha
Top quality my friend.
>>29040790
this can't be real
[origikek]
>be a jew who resells itunes codes online
>hmm maybe i'll ruse 4chan with all my leftover cards
>this thread
only explanation i can think of t b h as i doubt anyone is this stupid
>>29041353
obviously not op
>>29041353
low effort response for low effort post
>>29041369
I'm many things but im not a filthy kike. I have some decency
>>29040614
I think OP googled the number and it had varius results about FBI scam and once he saw the letters FBI he thought its legit.
>>29041071
LITERALLY HOW?
I
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I guess one positive is that me and my dad got to make hamburgers together for dinner. Haven't seen him in a while so it was nice
put this in the collage whichever faggot inevitable puts this on leddit, even though it's obviously a ruse
Guys, i was suicidal before today, and now after all that's transpired I'm even more suicidal. I can't look my father in the eye, I could barely talk with the managers of Target and Food Lion, and police office laughed at me. Should I JUST end it all?
>>29041035
JUST FUCK MMY S SNATCH UP FUCK OP
>>29041296
Im sorry this happened op. This is exactly why i just stopped answering the phone from unrecognized numbers. Anyone that would call me i already know even though that rarely if ever happens. Everything else is just bill collectors, spam, or scammers.
Side note the only unrecognized number I pick up for still is every few months this old lady calls me. I have no idea who she is but she clearly has alzheimers and thinks im her son. Its obvious she miss dials occasionally but I just talk to her and play along. I tell her about my day and how things are. I dont have the heart to tell her im not her son anymore. Its weird, but its comforting both me and this old lady need this little social interaction. Its been a few months since shes called and i worry shes dead.
But yeah.. Never answer calls. If its important enough the will mail something official. Unless its a sweet old lady friend
>>29041434
You'll recover from this eventually OP. 20 years down the road you will probably laugh.
>>29041399
No dumbass caller id spoofing is a thing, a simple thing that pajeet can use or timmy down the street.
>2016
>being misinformed on tech capability
>>29040534
>idiots like OP are the reason we all have to deal with scammers
If you had any honor you'd just kill yourself now, there's no recovering from this
>>29041434
>Breaking news, manbaby commits suicide over iTunes phone scam, a win for the brownskin hordes or numale getting his privilege checked? More at 11.
>>29040741
this
oregano bazinga treblinka
>>29041492
I'm thinking about it to be honest
I know this is bait, but it's so incredibly retarded I can't help but rage.
>>29041507
>not reading the thread
just as dumb as OP tbqh
>>29041519
Read the thread. OP proves his stupidity throughout the entire thing
there are language courses, computer programming courses, history, science etc
try one out :3
>>29041538
I know I read it, I still think there has to be some other explanation. I'm just not willing to accept that he did this, it's seriously the most retarded thing I've ever heard.
>>29040534
>>29040614
>>29040714
>>29040790
>>29041035
>>29041071
>>29041095
this is bullshit but i still laughed. thanks op
>>29041095
op do you have somewhere we can contact you? maybe a leddit account or other social media.
>>29041035
A-anon, I don't know what to say...
Just what would the FBI want with iTunes cards? I can understand panicking and thinking it's really the FBI you're talking to, but I don't understand how the anxiety-induced mental fog could last the entire two hours you spent buying gift cards without ever wondering why the FUCKING FBI would want them.
>>29040714
I will never stop laughing
>>29040614
The IRS does tax shit homie... sorry dude, that kind of shit happens. Try to learn the lesson from it.
>>29040625
it was definitely this.
![IrSHTib[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cn3t1Ll.jpg "IrSHTib[1].jpg")
>>29040644
>waiting for op...
>>29041035
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JUST FUCK MY SIDES UP
>>29041240
H E L I U M
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I consider myself to be extremely gullible and I still wouldn't do this.
>>29040936
>food lion
alright so you are southern makes sense how you are that retarded
This is why I never answer the phone.
If it's actually important/legit, they would have sent you a letter.
>dad gets porn virus that locks down his entire computer
>says its the IRS and he needs to get prepaid credit cards to pay them in backtaxes
>dad just tells me to get this bullshit off his computer
C'mon man, it's not that hard to figure out its a scam.
>>29042013
he already posted them a long time ago you nigger
>>29041095
He actually fucking bought them the absolute madman
