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Dat feel when no bf
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>>29039460
Fuck off, attention whore. Your sadness is a meme.
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Dat feel when no daddy :c
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No one in this thread is a biological female. You're all getting trolled
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>>29039460
>>29039460
>>29039460
>>29039460
DO YOU WANT TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND PLEASE THIS IS A GENUINE OFFER I WILL FLY TO YOU AND BE THE BOYFRIEND YOU ALWAYS WANTED
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>>29040454
>biological female
umm excuse me what does THAT mean shitlord?
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>>29039460
>femanon
>something real

ahahhaha pick one fucking trap
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>>29040499
>le bait maymay

It means you don't have 2 X chromosomes, sorry tranny.
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>bf screams in your face
>tears all the limbs off of a pine tree with his bare hands
>karate kicks a huge hole in the garage door
>chases the cat
>crushes a tomato in his hand
>tears a knob off of a door
all because his raspberry bushes are wilted
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I hate this thread but whatever it'll do

>boyfriend saved up cum for a week because he couldn't see me and wanted to leave a big load inside me
>it was hard and his balls hurt and we haven't waited this long in a while
>he does this successfully
>tonight I drain his balls and he cums inside me like five times, first load was the biggest ever
>going to bed
>he tells me that he almost came in his sleep this morning, it's a good thing he didn't
>feel relieved, ask him what his lewd dream was assuming it'd be about me, since he was going to see me in the afternoon and seemed excited all week
>>Uhhh... It was actually about [some internet whore], anon
>mfw I realize I'm not attractive enough to fantasize about or alluring to him at all, his body subconsciously knows I'm too ugly and a "practice gf" and wants to relieve itself to someone hot and attractive and genetically superior
>mfw he literally used me as a premium-quality fleshlight onahole while his body wanted to relieve itself to someone actually attractive and sexy
>mfw I feel like a cheap piece of meat

Boyfriends are not worth it in this day and age, it's 2016. The average ordinary girl cannot compete with the over abundance of e-sluts and pornography. Modern men have been ruined. I think I want to get my tubes tied so that I don't have to have these nasty sexual feelings towards the opposite sex anyway. Unrequited attraction sucks and makes me want to sudoku.

>literally trembling as I mash this out
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>>29039460
>tfw actually found a nice, 100% innocent, 3DPD hating boyfriend who would never cheat on me.

It's nice.
Don't give up, girls.
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>>29041976
Can't fault him for being honest.
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>>29039460
Hello, we meet again.
Hi

>>29040470
>implying anyone here is actually a girl
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>>29041976
>think about e-sluts while fucking my bf who's likely thinking about e-sluts
>neither of us are capable to trading up to an e-slut so any point about not looking into each other's eyes and feewing twoo wuv is moot.
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>>29040470
Not OP but, c-can I be your gf? <spoiler> I promise I'll try to be good enough </spoiler>
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>>29042040
Yes at least he is honest, I love him regardless he is so excellent and amazing in regards to that. At least with him I know where I stand, other guys would just lie (well actually other guys would just pump/dump or outright refuse to even fuck me).

I had hope for a while that it was different and that maybe boys can come in different personalities and flavours but... no. To be honest I'm not as distraught as I thought I would be. I guess deep down I've always known this and subconsciously prepared and protected myself. So now it will be easier to kill my sex drive and altogether avoid disappointment.

It's not his fault and I don't blame him, no one would subconsciously want to fuck a dumpy ugly chick over a hot one tbqh
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>>29042107
>wanting a redditor gf who doesn't know how to spoiler
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>>29042053
Yeah I feel disgusted because that's what we actually did do.

But I guess lesson learned. Ugly girls are only emotional gfs.
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>>29042116
It is a natural human tendency to fantasize about other people even if you're in a relationship.

What matters is whether they act on it.
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>>29041976
Do you want to cheat on him?

Well It's not like you're married or anything.
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>>29042148
>>29042148
You know this could be easily said about females too right?

Also how fucking ugly can you be?
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>tw no qt S A D G I R L gf to hold in my arms after sex while we listen to slowed down trap.
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>>29042148
I would like an emotional gf...
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>>29042107
YES be my gf plz
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Is this where I get my own clingy long-distance gf?
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>>29042175
No I would NEVER cheat on him. Ever. Not physically or emotionally or anything. I'm not a cheater.

In fact he is such a good person - it's not his fault that I am not hot or attractive - he is good and honest. I will just have to work hard to dull my sexual desires in general and become asexual so I never get hurt again. ill just find other things to obsess over

>>29042161
I don't but I am very clingy so there's that. I also don't really like 3D at all, even more so after being in reality and learning how people can be

>>29042184
It's not about me so it doesn't apply to me and I guess pretty ugly but I've started to just see myself as AVERAGE and mediocre in all respects. But even your average cute girl can't compare with a booming market of sluts.
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>>29042285
Even your average handsome guy can't compare with a booming market of manwhores.
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>>29042202
>Tfw most S A D G I R L S are fucking posers and think Yung Lean is "Lol vaporwave"
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>>29042285
You're actually a guy,and this e-slut is a faggot who spreads his ass.
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>>29042273
only if you're patient and willing to play dirty by stealing someones conversation

even then it'll take a long time, and if you arent willing to also lurk the trap and /yg/ threads your chances get even lower
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>>29042321
What man whores? Where are these manwhores?

I've never met the male equivalent of a slut. I've literally NEVER met a guy irl like that. Online they only exist to satisfy other gay guys.

Women don't spend like 50% of their lives masturbating to attractive men online or irl. Most women don't even need visual aid to masturbate they just masturbate to memories. Sorry if there are attainable men irl who are better than you and able to get girls while you aren't?
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>tfw all the loyal, romantic, and interesting girls are fatties

pls stop
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>>29042438
>Tfw you arent willing to look past someones physical appearance for a proper loving relationship

Pls send a weeb SADGIRL my way. You can literally have every password to every account I own, and stay in a skype call with me 24 hours a day so you're sure I'm not cheating or anything.
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>>29042388
>all that effort
whatever I'll die alone
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>>29042438
I'm sorry if the definition of fat has changed from "5-10 pounds overweight" to "not literally dying of anorexia in their last breath"

Wow, how disgusting that someone is lean and slim but still has a layer of subcutaneous fat! That's appalling

Funny how men deny liking unhealthily skinny girls but some of the top paid cam girls are under 80 pounds and practically ready to be hospitalized

Men are honestly a disease, 99% of them need therapy and I say this as a literal fucking crazy

>>29042536
>implying you would fall asleep and dream of some ultra super attractive woman you conjured up in your head to relieve you of the suffering that it is to look upon mediocrity
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>>29042438
females put on fat easily, subsidized hig-carb garbage is cheap, and I want my body to shut down and die.
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>>29042579
What kind of respectable human bean watches camwhores fuck you I'm out,
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>>29042579
>Implying I dream of anything besides animu.
I'm too far gone to have 3D dreams.
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>>29042568
It's probably best that you die alone, it's not even dying alone since all your favourite waifus and porn stars and cam girls and actresses are only a click away. But wait - there's more! Soon you'll be able to use VR to bask in the glory that is interchangeable, young, happy 10/10 Staceys.

Poor fucking you, I feel so bad for you I'm about to shed a tear
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>>29042568
what did you think its as easy as posting
>tfw no gf
and expecting (you)s?

that only works if youre a girl or trap looking for a bf
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>>29042129
Not a redditor. Teach me how to spoiler?
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>>29042636
Sameface
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WE'RE LIKE BOTS AND STUFF
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girls, i'd like your thoughts on this

>wake up at 1pm to the sounds of my sister and her stacey friends entering the house
>make breakfast
>stacies are seated around MY table
>the audacity
>everyone turns round to look at me
>i look down, pretend to be pre-occupied with making breakfast
>on my way out i stare at one of the stacies
>she looks back at me with a look of disgust
>she probably despises me to the core for absolutely no reason other than i'm ugly
>i mutter 'fuck you bitch'
>she pretends not to hear me
>mother tells me to go to my room
>greentext experience on r9normie
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>>29042681
my thoughts, who cares?

like fuck stop caring about what others think of you geez
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>>29042681
are you fucking 16 years old?
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>>29042579
I won't deny it. I like almost exclusively girls that are underweight. Some men like curves and "thick" girls. I like thin arms, thin legs. And to be perfectly honest, for some girls, it is not even a matter of their weight. They simply don't have the skeletal structure I find attractive. Sounds weird as fuck putting it that way, but its the kind of stuff that shoots through my brain and dick at a first glance.
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>>29042636
Wow, that's literally practically just one step above what I described. Meaning, it's not at all better.

Men are incapable of being as pure as women are. Which is, whatever, I'm starting to come to terms with it.
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>>29042665
ok but be my gf first
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>>29042698
alright fuck you then you stupid whore go guzzle some more of that chad semen you love so much
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>>29039460
go away master roach
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>>29042705
>women
>pure
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>>29042701
i'm 18, fuck you
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>>29042702
Yeah I know what you like, you like women who are on the cusp of pubescence, and severely underweight, like 90% of modern men your age.
Congratulations on being such a unique special snowflake. I'd tell you to get therapy but you're already so brainwashed and hardwired that it's useless. I guess I'll take satisfaction in knowing that no real woman will ever be able to truly live up to your standards.
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>>29042219
Really? Are you okay with having a clingy and chubby gf with zero social skills?
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>>29042716
whats next youre gonna wait for the next thread to greentext:

>go on S A D G I R L S
>post about a sad experience I had
>roastie whore calls me ugly and tells me to kill myself
why are all fembots bitches?

stop being a fucking pussy and learn to live life for yourself instead of others idiot
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A-any femanons in Texas? Pls respond.
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Holy shit this is gold, keep making this threadsop
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>>29042705
I dont dream about 2D in a sexual light.
I won't lie, there are some attractive girls in my dreams desu but I'd rather dream about kicking their ass or flying a robot instead of getting anywhere near them.

If you say you don't dream of attractive men, you're lying. Its what you do in the dream that counts, and literally all my dreams are about commanding the Zeon forces and destroying gundams.

Normies with sex dreams need to leave my board.
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>>29042752
only if you dont expect me to buy you stuff
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>>29042681
you probably imagined some of it, I wouldn't assume they meant you any disrespect.
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>>29042711
I learned!
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>>29042739
You're acting like a fucking autist, and letting this thread live longer then it should by posting in it.
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>tfw no gf
>tfw you will never flirt with other women just make her jealous on your dates
>tfw you will never console her and make sweet love while reassuring her you belong to her only

am i a faggot?
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>>29042783
I don't dw
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>>29042730
>men on average
>spend literally 50% of their lives masturbating to millions of different whores and sluts
>cannot go a day in most cases without having to look at and jerk off to some whore or slut
>literally have dreams about whores and sluts
>would literally fuck anyone that asks provided they have a vagina or boipussi
>BASTION OF VIRTUE AND MORALS

>women on average
>sometimes will masturbate to the thought of someone she's got a crush on
>sometimes will have sex with someone she finds very attractive or loves
>all of these acts probably total to maybe 30 hours of her life
>IMPURE WHORE!!!
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>>29042798
tch, now how will I get a gf then!
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>>29039460
OP, location? I want to eat your ass.
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>>29042760
fuck you slut go slurp shit, why don't you not discriminate against INCEL males who are UGLY but have FIT bodies
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>>29042824
If women are so pure then why are there so many camwhores?
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>>29042824
but don't you see, men know not what they do so it's all a woman's fault when sex happens.

>>29042856
the demand
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>>29042817
gimme the contact
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>>29042812
well what would you have done
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what do you girls think of a hot young man that dresses like this?
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>>29042781
I don't dream of shit nigger

My last dream was my mom yelling at me and me going on a trip to the beach

This is literally the theme of 99% of my dreams, basically realism of whatever goes on in my life (which is usually those things or things like that)

Actually the last man in the dream that wasn't my father or my boyfriend was an ex, and in the dream he was plotting to kill me and btw he is the antithesis of attractive, so get wrecked. It wasn't even a dream it was a nightmare
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>>29042865
So women are so impure they are willing to bend over and manipulate men in order to get what they want when men just seek pleasure like any other animal would without planning or scheming behind the scene?

Are you well? Why are you this fucking hurt? Are you THIS insecure?
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>>29042852
dont you mean

>*mumbles* fuck you slut go slurp shit, why don't you not discriminate against INCEL males who are UGLY but have FIT bodies

go to your room and grow some thicker skin pussy
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>>29042824
>Fap once or twice a week at best
>Usually do so to the same anime character, without pictures.


I know this is bait, but holy shit where do you even get that information?
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>>29042870
But I don't have skype or facebook or kik, sorry.
Do you have snapchat? We just use it for text chat
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>>29042917
>men's dreams are filled with adventure and stuff he wishes to achieve
>women use their only time they have to be truly free to think about inane shit
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>>29042856
Because there is a small percentage of western women (1%) who have personality disorders and mental illness and daddy issues so they need to go on the Internet or whatever and slut it up to feel loved

1% of women vs 99% of men is no sound argument
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>>29042914
A cutie I would like to hug and hold hands with
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>>29042928
oh so you wouldn't date a hard working guy who was born with an unfortunate face? you disgust me
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>>29042914
Tilda Swinton!?
I love your work!
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>>29042943
sorry I dont use anything but skype
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>>29042940
Just go marry your waifu that no real girl will compete with then, I don't give ten fucks

>>29042950
My brain was fried by stress from working hard irl and also SSRIs, fuck you I haven't had the luxury of spending all my time watching porn and jerking off to Internet sluts while mindlessly pondering about inane shit I'll never get to do
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>>29041976
>makes me want to sudoku
>sudoku

Y'all make me wanna sudoku too. Fuck, someone give me a pencil!
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>>29042919
I don't know what you're arguing now.
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>>29042950
Male with extensive lucid dream training here.

99% of people will dream about pressing issues, things they've experienced during the waking life, or if they've done nothing real and just spent time watching anime / tv or reading about fantasy worlds- but the bottom line is always the same: Your brain is preparing you for things you might need to do by reinforcing neural pathways that have been using recently.

Don't act like all men dream of some chuunibyou bullshit and that that's even a good thing.
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>>29042965
as long as his personality was to my liking I would date him
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>>29042964
i share that desire. sometimes i wish i wasn't a guy so it would be socially acceptable to obsess over qtp2t boys.
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>>29042742

Hi, underweight women exist and it's not wrong for men to be attracted to us. Fuck off, thanks.
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>>29042046
>>29042046
>>29042046
>>29042046
>>29042046
fucking this
kys "females"
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>>29042987
> your waifu that no real girl will compete with then

But I can't actually have a relationship with a fucking anime character, you delusional bitch.

I cant fucking hug my waifu and feel warmth. I can't kiss her good night, I can't show her a new album, I can't play games with her, shit, I can barely talk to her.

This is why women are fucking awful, they think most a relationship is based on sex. It's human nature to have some amount of sexual desire, unless you get your bollocks cut off, and I'd rather pass on that.

A waifu is a fucking coping mechanism for lonliness.
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>>29043047
Underweight women are exactly like overweight women, a disease. It's like being attracted to a smoker.

Of course if you're only lithe and moderately underweight it's fine. But if you're skellington BMI of 15 and look like you're ready to break, disgusting and only the mentally ill men could be attracted to you
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>>29042943
I'm interested if you don't mind a chubby guy. You can email your snapchat name to [email protected] if you don't feel like posting it public.
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>>29043062
Get a waifu pillow and make a tulpa and stop whining. There, I solved all your problems. Wew. Don't expect real life women to be your emotional support practice gfs until you finally level up enough confidence to settle down with the one you want
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I feel bad for posting this because throughout my life I've actually met like 3 girls that I consider my equal.
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>>29042943
Sure I got it what is your handle?
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>>29042914
You're cute. Why are you even here?
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>>29043137
Let me guess, the list probably goes like this

>Camslut who agrees with everything I say #1
>Pornstar who likes the same video games as me and also supports my inane political opinions
>Camslut who agrees with everything I say #2

WOW DUDE LIKE SO INTELLECTUAL
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>>29043157
that's not me. i wish i had his godly hair and face
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>>29043094

So anyone that doesn't find your body attractive is mentally ill? Lol. Yes, I will have fun with the "mentally ill" men that find me attractive :)
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>>29043130
>make a tulpa
I'm not that far gone yet. I'm not even sure if it's /x/-tier shit or self-induced schizophrenia.

>get a waifu pillow
That's a bit too weird, even for me.

>practice GFs
>implying I even want that
>Implying a practice GF isn't a sin that would take me to hell.
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>>29043094
You're trying too hard to come off as an intellectual, and your fixation with mental illness is very sad. You also just kind of seem like a shit person. Please remove yourself from the gene pool
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>>29041976
Man you need to get your shit together man fuck man dont be writing these posts now man you are a man, good effort but no creativity, just swapping boy and girl friend too obvious
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>>29043190

Okay but the outfit you posted here just looks dumb.
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>>29042536
>tfw I basically stay in a skype call for hours with my boyfriend
It's always so cute when he tries to stealthfap. That's when I usually just mute my microphone and leave him be.
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>tfw these threads serve as a reminder of female body image issues

thanks I dont spend a lot of time around women and now I remember why lol

jk you are beautiful babes
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>>29043162
No, more like

>girl who plays game on a competitive level and is sweet
>girl that reminds me of my sister and that I look up to, we share some laughs from time to time, I even convinced her bf to become her bf
>bi girl that is both sweet and caring and dedicated and we had something once


Truth here is, you are so bootyblasted your trash bf thought of some camwhore because you can't please him well enough so you think every girl is a camwhore. Insecure kid, fuck off.
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>>29043192
Yes people that live walking skellingtons and the living obese are sick and need mental help

Men that like you are either weird pedophiles who are too scared to commit to real children, or people that fetishized the auschwitz (maybe ex German soldiers?)

Sorry I triggered you but only normal people are acceptable. If you want to go to a place where your disgusting illness is upheld and accepted I suggest tumblr or MPA
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>>29042824
woah woah, its like this
>women on average
>>spend literally 50% of their lives socially masturbating to millions of different chads and rich dudes
>cannot go a day in most cases without having to look at and like pics of some chad or rich dude
>literally have dreams about chads and assholes
>would literally fuck any chad that asks provided they have a nice car or money
>GATEKEEPERS OF SEX AND FOUNDATION OF FAMILY

>women on average
>sometimes will masturbate to the thought of someone she's got a crush on
>sometimes will have sex with someone she finds very attractive or loves
>all of these acts probably total to maybe 30 hours of her life
>IMPURE WHORE!!!
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>>29043248
>code word for whore
>some random woman okay whatever
>some whore you actually got to fuck, bonus points for meme "bisexuality"

2/3 isn't so bad. Glad to know you're as vapid as I first guessed
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>>29042943
>tfw she got scared when someone actually wanted to talk to her
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>>29043295
forget the last bit, i hit paste twice by accident
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>>29042681
zomg bro i think she has a crush on you that is why she is acting so bitchy lol go talk to her
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>>29043301
>this amount of hurt
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>>29043304
>she
get a hint like holy shit
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>>29043304
you guys are pretty scary
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>>29042579

C'yeah. Amongst robots, the most universal criterion when it comes to girls is "do not be overweight" - is that really too much to ask? I, personally, don't care about ass size, boob size, height (midgets are creepy tho), clothing, make-up, whatever. Just don't have fat in excess, and I would probably fuck you. Where is the line drawn, you might ask; well, it's dependant on your height. Just don't take it to the point so you star being physically sickly. It's not a fine line, just don't be fat.

TL;DR don't be fat and 90% of men would have their way with you
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>>29043524
for robots overweight is anything even 100g fatter than this

This is "average" to modern men. Underweight to them (what they really want) is half this size I guess

Good luck with "not being overweight"
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>>29043252
Triggered? Lmao, you're the one mad that men don't like your plus-sized (fat) ass.
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>tfw no sadgirl gf to talk to all the time and take care of
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>>29043542
Nice joke senpai.
I think you use the weight thing as an excuse to hide the fact you're kinda bitter, because there are constantly ">tfw no chubby/belly gf" threads. The only thing a real robot gives a shit about is your personality, and that seems to be pretty fucked up at bitter at this point. But meh, you're on r9k. That's to be expected.
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>>29042846
I'm in London actually
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>>29043561
you are so cranky and angry because you probably haven't eaten in days because you're restricting to lose weight, because you're fat and you need to lose more and more

Please don't take it out on us normies
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>tfw ur a chubby but cute fembot but don't meet robot standards of attractiveness and so u will be forever alone
Robot standards are too high
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>>29043639
I know for sure that my standards are not too high for you
[email protected]
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>>29043669
I also have a peniz~
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>>29043639
>Robot
>Standards

Pick one and only one
If someone has ANY (any) standards, will bitch because the girl that gives them attention is 1/10, they aren't a robot.

You're only looking at chads, failed normies, and shitposters.
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>>29043683
>this bastardised definition of robot
what the fuck is this board
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>>29042285
you're eggman's gf. yucky
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Any fembots in WA, OR, or ID?
My throwaway is [email protected]
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>>29043683
>>29043669
Fine. Pic related is me. If any robots are interested email me at [email protected]
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>>29042950
>men's dreams are filled with adventure and stuff he wishes to achieve

Bullshit. I dream of torturing people, getting tortured, murdering people, getting murdered, some lovecraftian horror shit, all sorts of forms, wolfs who always want to kill me, just sitting places with my gf (tfw no gf), of people betraying me and some fucked up shit I'm not telling anyone about.
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>>29043741
Stop doing your eyeliner like that. Light liner on the top and mascara is really all you need. You have cute features (your nose and lips are adorable and your eyebrows look nice aswell) - grow your hair out alittle more, possibly get new glasses (rectangular shape, not oval), and lighten up your eye makeup and you'll be on your way to becoming an average qt3.14
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>>29043607

I'm not anorexic you toad.
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>>29043942

You sound like my kind of guy. I wish it were easier to find homicidal men irl.
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>>29044008
stop giving her validation you fucking white knight cuck, she's a fucking obese hamplanet

people like you are the reason women have so much power over robots
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>>29043113
It's xxhayaxx
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>>29043150
You're not the one I was talking to but okay, what's yours?
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>>29044204
I thought it went without saying she needed to lose weight to become human, I just wanted to give her some advice she could use immediately.

Also not a man, so okay.
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>>29044260
yeah she will never be a qt you stupid bitch, oh jesus the fucking hypergamy in you women

you think because you're a 3/10 you deserve a fucking 6+/10 male ATLEAST

DISGUSTING, I'M REPULSED
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>>29044224
>>29044236
I added on snap but idk who is real!!!
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>>29044286
No, I'm saying if she stops doing her eyeliner like a retard and returns to a non planetary weight she MIGHT be able to go from a 2/10 to 4/10.

And where did I say or insinuate anywhere in my posts that she deserved an attractive male? I didn't, because I don't believe that.
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any lonely wymons in the ny state area?
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>>29044535
/capitolregion/ here
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>>29044615
this is acceptable, me throwaway is [email protected].
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L O N D O N
O ?
N ?
D ?
O ?
N ? ? ? ? ? ?

This fucking bot is the first step towards a dystopian singularity I swear fuck. Origami
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SADGIRLS?
More like
MADGIRLS
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>>29042940
typical fucking trip fag thinking he's a the special snowflake in this world of billions
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DO NOT bother with men if you're ugly. You are will a l w a y s be a practice gf to them even if they're ugly too and they will leave once something better comes along.

>been with boyfriend for 4 years
>i'm a good loyal gf
>cook and clean for him, sex when he wants, he lives with me for free
>new girl starts at his workplace
>he's constantly talking about funny things she does at work
>one day out of nowhere tells me that she's super pretty
>makes me feel awful since i didn't ask and he never says anything good about my appearance
>she's the first girl to give him attention in years other than me and he seems obsessed
>stops talking about her evenutally and i'm relieved
>maybe they don't talk anymore?
>3 weeks later tells me he's moving out because he wants to see someone new

I wasted 4 years of my life on this man
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>always fattie
>finally start losing weight at 19
>lose over 100 pounds
>Now about 150 at 21
>tits barely got smaller
>guys staring sometimes
>still autism trainwreck

H E L P ME BE STACEY
E
L
P
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>>29046047
You should have known this would happen from the start desu
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>>29046316
post feet and I'll mentor you
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>half the population is female
>r9k refuses to believe that any of them know about and use 4chan
top wew lads
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>2016
>implying women can be robots

When will they stop complaining? Their lifes are so easy that is offensive to come here and say such things.
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girls, would you pityfuck elliot rodgers if you saw his vids and knew it would have prevented what happened
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>>29046047
Just date a hikki/NEET boy
like me
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If there is even one girl in this thread add me on kik
Tylerv233
I'll even send you pictures of lewd anime girls
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>>29042952
A lot more than 1% of women have severe personality disorders or daddy issues, moron. A lot more.
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>>29046427
He was neet for over 2 years of the relationship. People change
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>>29046505
just lock the next neet bf up at home
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>>29043741
>Amandahugandkiss
>A man to hug and kiss
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>>29043524
>have their way with you
>implying that's what any decent human being wants

Thanks, glad to know that I'm considered a potential cumdumpster. I mean, I was looking for a nice, genuine, monogamous relationship, but hey, thanks.

Also I see average/ugly looking dudes with hot gfs all the time because the personality meme works on women but doesn't really work on men.
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>>29043162
This.

>guy likes vapid slut
>"I only care if someone's nice, you're a snob if you care about intelligence."
OR:
>"But she is smart!"
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I love seeing robots and femanons arguing about things like how males and females truly are. Cause you guys are so diluted and your views are so skewed and crazy. It's funny.
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>>29046906
>diluted

I'm 100% concentrated, motherfucker.
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>>29047119
Nice. Good capitalization on my mistake anon.
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>>29042995
how new r u.jpg
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>>29046411
Yes. I'm not sure he would have wanted me to fuck him though
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>>29046047
>she fell for the NEET guys are good guys meme

Sorry but you brought this upon yourself. There's a reason we don't function in society, why people avoid us.

The only potentially good guys are ugly normies. Ugly in the sense that other women won't try to steal him, and normie in the sense that they just want a good functioning life and family.
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>>29047333
cyborg false flag
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>>29047472
I may be a cuck/white-knight/uncle tom, but I ain't no cyborg. If you're a real NEET and know other NEETs then even if you don't have any self-awareness you should still be able to extrapolate how bad you and we all are just by how they act.
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>>29044092
I'm not homicidal if I can't get away with it.
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