>no laid back girl to get high with
I fucking love Eliza dude.
Of course this comment isn't original.
>>29039271
enjoy being cucked when your qt needs some hard drugs that you can't afford.
>tfw no high strung girl to smoke meth with
>>29039271
>Milky Chance
dropped
>>29039271
>tfw masturbating once kills your sex drive for 2-3 days
>tfw I don't give a fuck about your shitty pretend girlfriend.
It feels abstract.
>>29039271
What's up with this stupid meme fashion trend of women nowadays to wear baggy shit?
It seems to mostly occur in drug using liberals that reside in California and listen to indie bands.
Poor girl.
*teleports dank nugs to op*
Don't you mean heroine?
>>29039338
THIS
this is truly what I want and I haven't even smoked meth before but I haven't smoked weed or done oxy before but a cute girl got me to try it and done it. fuck it
Please stop these threads mods where are you??
>you'll never hug eliza and feel her tiny skinny body pressing against yours
>within your lifetime, you will rape this little slut's face into submission to the point where the only thing on her mind is the thought of your fat cock
Feels good man
>>29039543
Smoking meth is stupid, might as well drink a Red Bull. Shooting meth is the bee's knees though, especially if it's cut with heroin.
>>29041425
>mixing uppers with downers
anon-kun...
>tfw you will never poison Eliza's food supply
>>29041458
It's so good, but I'd rather do straight downers desu.
I saw eliza at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didnt want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.
She said, Oh, like you are doing now??
I was taken aback, and all I could say was Huh but she kept cutting me off and going huh huh huh and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like you need to pay for those first. At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually to prevent any electrical infetterence, and then turned around and winked at me. I don?t even think thats a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>29041471
>she'll never stare you in the eyes with those huge ass pupils
>>29041458
>Implying they care what happens to them shooting heroin and meth at the same time
>qt stoner girls
They are a myth. Real ones are either camwhores with daddy isues or wannabe instagram models with daddy issues.
Most girls are fucking retards with pot and it honestly brings out the worst, most annoying qualities in almost all of them.
>hanging with friend and his gf last weekend
>friends gf smokes 1 bowl of weed and starts acting like a retard
>goes to get something out of her car
>opens car door so fast it hits her right in the face
>comes walking back inside
>face covered in blood
>everybody starts freaking out
>her bf is trying to give her the concussion test
>all of a sudden she starts crying and wailing about how we are all being mean to her and that we think her face looks ugly
>we are just trying to treat the fucking machete looking gash on her face
>refuses to go to hospital
>locks herself in her room and tells everyone to leave
>bf just takes everybody upstairs to play cards
>every 20 minutes she would call him and make requests for food and for him to come downstairs and see her
>everytime he goes down there we hear her crying and screaming
>bf just gets fed up and kicks us all out
>see them both the next day
>she is perfectly fine and acts like nothing happened
>????
>No Umaru gf to post hamsters with
>>29039271
they're all nasty degenerate roasties, trust me I stalk them on dumblr
>>29041877
drug users are degenerates?
who would have thought
>>29041950
Exactly! I post this all the time but nobody on /r9k/ listens! Scrolling through this one's profile was my favorite, she started out with regular photography, then herself, herself doing drugs, finally herself doing drugs wearing barely any clothes. All in the pursuit of notoriety. Like a real life corruption eromanga. Delicious.
Weed is a shit tier drug. I used to smoke it and it just gave me anxiety and made me fall asleep.
Meth kicks ass though. Don't eat or sleep for 4 days and jerk off for 6 hours at a time
I_AM_HEREEEEEEEE!_DID_YOU_REALLY_THNK_I_WOULDN'T_INVADE_THIS_THREAD?!_EHEH_STUPID_PUNY_PEASANT!_ELIZA!!!\-WHERE_ARE_YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just want to sniff and lick elizas pits all day long
I just want a nice cutie petite girl to spoil and ruin with drugs then abandon.
Is that really too much to fucking ask for?
Fuck my life
>>29040076
That didn't work out the last two girls, did it?
Why don't you just find someone who lives near you?
>>29042082
why is this so sexy, holy shit
>>29041767
Are you in highschool, or just hang out with low class people? Or is it both?
