What are you doing on this here Friday night robots?
I just came home from the city. I let some gay dude suck me of and lick my ass. Didn't even get hard the slighest.
Feels good to not be a homo, desu
jerking off to that
>>29038871
i'm watching mr.robot over skype with me bae and slagging off the colour of a womans vagina, what are you up to anon?
We're totally getting laid, man. Just drowning in pussy. Take a guess.
>>29038871
>>29038967
Do all women look like they're trying to exorcise a fucking demon out of themselves when they masturbate?
>>29038871
Getting stood up by my new "girlfriend"
:'(
>>29038995
95% likely she's just putting on a great show and the movements are rehearsed. After all she does make her money from camming.
>>29038871
I don't get why women overreact like that when masturbating.
I've jerked off over 100 times and never screamed or acted like I was having a seizure.
>>29038871
What was her name again? She's cute
>>29039063
lana rain
reisen video where
>>29039100
thanks anon, i appreciate it :^)
originamo
>>29039023
If you were getting paid for it I bet you would
http://www.xvideos.com/video631291/black_guy_orgasm
>>29039100
I found some Asuka and Rei videos but no Reisen
She's online right now though
Contemplating suicide, what else would I be doing?
>>29038871
>What are you doing on this here Friday night robots?
>Output.webm
I'm going to spend the entire night in this thread, hoping you upload the full video.
Just like 95% of Chaturbate girls, Lana Rain is a huge faker.
Jerking off to sissy porn and watching sissy hypno shitno homo
>>29038871
I plan on making mac 'n' cheese and watching a movie. Not sure which one though.
>>29039180
I'll find the reisen video somehow...
>>29039180
do you have enough video links to share with the class, anon?
>>29039315
my nigga
bloxxxx
>>29038871
Just finished watching Flashdance for the first time.
Total snoozefest, but at least it's another item I can cross off my list of famous 80's movies I bizarrely have never seen.
>>29039421
https://rec-tube.com/search/lana_rain/
1. Go there.
2. When the video loads up, don't click play.
3. Download instead
4. If it gives the 30 second error, clear cookies cache and use a proxy
5. After the video loads, turn proxy off and download at full speed
6. ?????
7. PROFIT
>>29039494
I'm dedicating my fap session to you, you magnificent bastard.
>>29039494
>7 pages
time to disappear for a week
>>29039494
wh-where's the download button?
>>29039494
ABSOLUTELY 100% BASED
I love it when that tiny bitch shoves things in her ass, it's awesome
Playing Pokemon and watching the first TMNT movie on some stream.
>>29038995
The eye roll is pretty obviously acted
>>29040000
link, quadmaster?
relaxing after work with some Kirin Ichiban. was going to sharpen my knife set but my roommates are out in the kitchen talking and shit so I can't.
>>29038871
Watching the WCWS on ESPN2. LSU vs Michigan.
>>29040034
It JUST ended, anon. :( The stream is now over.
So now just playing Pokemanz. Dont know what to do. Maybe fap.
>>29040114
stream it, faggot
oregano
I'm stoned as fuck at a huge birthday party and I'm glad I left my gun at home
>>29040064
is it the LA-made kirin?
>>29040137
>going to parties
FUCKING NORMIE GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
pretending to study for finals
>>29040140
That it is.
My restaurant imports japanese made asahi though. Good shit.
>>29040239
west coast, I assume? the canadian sapporo wasn't so bad but the new american version is shit
which is saying a lot since japanese beer is mostly terrible in the first place
but imported kirin and asahi are definitely okay, like on par with something between fresh budweiser and stale boston lager
>>29040169
My brother's girlfriend asked me to come with. Both of her roommates are single and there are a lot of really fit dudes that all seem to have their positions so I'm just staring at everyone until they break eye contact.
I was at home playing vidya til she came over. I hope we leave soon.
>>29038871
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEq8DBxm0J4
>I am the son, and the heir
>of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
>and son and heir
>of nothing in particular
>shut your mouth
>how can you say that I go about things the wrong way
>I am human and I need to be loved
>Just like everybody else does
>>29040265
Yup. Las Vegas to be precise.
I love the japanese stuff as a day to day kind of beer but hey, to each their own.
Interestingly enough though in japan the mexican beers like Corona and Modelo are the most popular.
>>29040280
pics you bitch
>>29040447
having been to japan, this is not true
>>29040463
For how long? All of my bosses have told me otherwise and its what they regularly drink.
Trying to figure out something that will bring me pleasure
>>29040449
My front camera is broken and buzzes and makes a noise
>>29040492
I was there less than two years ago, and the big four were what most convenience stores had. only in ginza did they really have any import shit.
like 30 varieties of the big four though, mostly because of japanese laws. budweiser in america being 90% corn and rice is okay, but in japan they need a certain percentage of ingredient to be considered "beer" or else it's just a "fermented beverage" which changes a lot.
>>29040531
>snapchat
try harder, chad
>>29039494
http://pastebin.com/RUxVRGYk
Post this on you web console while on the site and you don't even need to proxy hop between videos, it just pulls the video source up for you with none of the bullshit and lets you right click>Save video as
>>29040537
Huh, I see.
I'll have to travel down there one of these days and see for myself. Shame it's almost impossible for a cook to get a work visa there.
VIDEO
JAMES
>>29040604
just go for a vacation
it's worth it, maybe when the yen tanks a bit more if abenomics works out a bit more
>>29040564
Holy shit. Nice one anon. Proud of you.
>>29040564
Do I just paste it at the bottom and hit enter? Then what? Help please
>>29040853
Yeah, just click one of the videos now
>>29040884
Shit, it works. Thanks alot anon
hanging out here mfers. i got the tendies in the oven now.
>>29038871
Just got done playing some Overwatch.
I've been slammed back to my high school self: my dad has taken away my car because I didn't want to work for him, and I'm living with my mother who won't shut up about me not having friends or a job.
I broke down in my mom's car listening to the Mountain Goats' You Or Your Memory and This Year. I wish I could be a self-starter, take some shit local job so I can get my life back on track. I don't even know where the track is any more.
>>29039382
The Double by Richard Ayoade is good.
Found a low quality Reisen one
http://www.hclips.com/videos/lana-rain-intimate-record-on-01-29-15-00-36-from-chaturbate/
>>29040564
>>29040853
Different anon here. I don't know what I'm doing wrong but well I can't get it to work.
>>29041065
What makes you think you should post here? What do you get out of having a trip and flaunting your selfies on a board that will insult the fuck out of you for doing so? You obviously crave attention of course but I just don't understand. /lgbt/ is the superior option for dystopian hormonallly imbalenced entities such as yourself so please vacate there my man.
>>29038871
The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
Stave off the loneliness as we step one day closer to our death.
>>29041196
This is how you do it
when those plain text names appear below the vids, just click on one and it'll load
>>29041335
Oh shit thanks. Okay. I had it copied properly but didn't know I had to click to proceed.
Thanks so much anon. I need to do this manually every time I want to download a video from a particular person, right?
>>29041435
Yeah, every time you reload the page you have to put it in.
You can just middle click the videos to open them in a new tab still though, so you could go through all the videos on that page.
Work from 11pm-9am. 8 hours left.
Working at a hotel ain't bad at all, especially when the bitch is sold out by the time you clock in.
Earning meagre wages to shitpost and lurk. There are worse things.
>>29041218
This anon described it pretty well
would have went out with the lads to go drinking, but i'm trying to save money, so i'm staying in for the next couple of weekends. also, its saturday afternoon.
>y helo
>be me
>wishing for suicide but not going for it
>sigh. Time for another night of shit
>eat and fap while watching how I met your mother on netflix, every night. Alone
>every friday
>mfw when
>>29039155
That shit looks so goofy in real life
I would start laughing if a girl ever did that while we fucked.
Good think I never have to worry about it though.
>>29041335
Video doesn't have sound after I download it. How to fix this?
>>29042319
Update your audio filters in you're using MPC. I had that problem too
Mostly watching camgirls and jerking off.
>girl starts legit crying because she gets so many tips
hired an escort who came over and rubbed me off. Waste of 400 dollars. Now considering suicide.
>>29039494
>start watching one of these
>more interested in her talking to people than the actual sexy bits
>>29038871
>some robot posts lana rain in a thread a week ago
>go full autismo and dedicate an entire night to finding sauce
>eventually find it with the help of several other robots
>now see clips from the video posted daily
Have I done God's work?
>>29039023
I didn't use to make any sound or move at all while fapping either but now that I'm in love with someone I literally can't stop myself from moaning and making pained expressions when I masturbate while thinking of them. It feels so good I convulse and gasp their name loudly as I cum.
Also, you fapped like once every two months since you were twelve or something? Try over a thousand times.
>>29038934
Finding a hungry twink is the best, tho
>>29038871
Trying to figure out how to ditch my brobot with benefits so I can hook up with an actual girl.
>>29040114
Not fair if you don't share
>>29042501
>not telling us who
>>29038871
Trying to write some short stories and listening to music.
I should clean my room, too.Hell, I should find my own place.
>>29042979
>missnoir on mfc
she cried several times, was pretty cute
>>29039155
>>29038967
She looks dumb as fuck with her eyes like that.
passed out after celebrating someone's graduation. ate an apple croissant and fapped to latina anal. going to go outside to check weather then back to sleep.
Eat my normie rommates food he left in the fridge smoke weed and jerk off to camwhores.
>>29039494
CANT DOWNLOAD :')
