Is Michael Cera one of us?
>>29037695
A gentile? No
>>29037695
Yes
original boast famtbh!
he was a cute kid and that saved him
he aged like utter garbage tho if it wasn't for his acting career he would be on this board right now
>>29037737
He was pretty damn cute in Juno.
But yeah, he looks like a pedo now.
Is Bran one of us?
>>29037695
He should have stopped being the loser teen after the second time. He basically ruined his career.
>>29037770
What the fuck. Thats not the cutie I remember.
>>29037770
He's basically neet, so yes.
>>29037695
No, he's an actor playing characters. In real life he's rich and can just buy a woman like any other normalfag.
>>29037794
this is how he looked before
talk about getting JUSTED by aging
>>29037695
No, watch This Is The End, he is a total chad.
>>29037724
BAD GOY DELETE THIS
>>29037695
>celebrity
>robot
celebrities cant be robots, verne troyer swims in pussy.
No, he is a normieshitter who gets "le awkward guy" roles in movies. He should be shot.
>>29037695
>perfect skin, not a single blemish
>no bags under eyes
>robot
lol
At least we can all take solace in the fact that he was undoubtedly molested as a child.
>>29037695
no he is a actor who gets to play as a autistic fagot for his role
>>29037695
> him: A small boyish Jewish actor with money
> me: a giant Mormonish NEET that is broke
>>29038295
*broken
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>>29037768
What the hell happened, he almost looks like a completely different person now. His chin keeps receding into his face like it's getting sucked into a black hole.
>>29038326
That too.
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>>29037695
if he wasn't a bagel muncher he'd be a nobody.
>>29038361
He clearly just got fat.
That's why you can't see his chin anymore.
>>29037695
No hes a giant fucking faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KJu7ruxTFI
>>29037894
jew kids are spared in hollywood.
now jew kids in orthodox families, thats a different story, ask a rabbi for that.
some people say I kind of look like him
of course I am hairier, unsuccessful, and skinnyfat
>>29038697
Goddamn stop turning this place into /soc/
And yeah you look like a low-test beta faggot.
>>29038678
This guy makes these fake scenarios for jokes. Have you watched everyone hates Michael Cera?
>>29038678
You realize that's fake, right?