Ever went out with a co-worker before? How did it go?
>>29037678
>Ever went out with a co-worker before?
yes
>How did it go?
we fucked
>>29037696
Are you two still together?
>>29037678
BRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPfuck you robot
i kind of want to ask a coworker out.
we're on the same end of the totem pole at work (ie low level wage slave at a store), and she seems kinda into me.
>>29038396
Do it then. Why not?
>>29038488
i can't find the right time to do so at work, and i think about doing so at weird times of the night
it may be making excuses, but whatever.
>>29037678
never works
origami comment
Yes, it was alright, we went on a few dates and fucked twice. Then she showed her true colors and pretended that she didn't exist anymore. Made work awkward as hell but I got a new job about a month later.
>>29038541
and I pretended*
Yea, once.
It turns out that she was after my money all along. Its true, they go for the "nice guy" once they all spent out.
>>29038625
>that post
>that image
so comfy, and sad.
You ALL must be retarded to actually TRY and date a co-worker. Not going to lie fellow robots i wanted to as well, REALLY BADLY but you must remember...
You do not shit where you eat, if it goes bad you will have to see her until you are either fired,quit or she leaves.
>>29038741
I'll agree it wasn't the brightest idea I e had, luckily got out of it scot-free
>>29037678
I was seeing a married woman I worked with for about a year. From my personal experience if they ask you to go hiking or be a workout buddy then they might me interested. But that may only be people who want to keep it things on the down low.
>>29038797
:3 where are you from anon?
origino
>>29038868
upstate New York
origami cannoli
>ask out coworker
>stands me up to fuck another coworker (seriously)
>spends 4 months being butthurt and trying to get me to ask her out again
>end up doing so and ignoring qt artsy grill who was into me
>quit job, never talk to either of them again
not even once
>tfw sit next to cute redhead co-worker
>tfw out of all the guys in the office she keeps talking to you
>tfw the black guy in the office likes her and he's already told you to not think about asking her out because he wants her
>tfw he glares at you when she talks to me and walks over as soon as she starts talking to me
Why??
>>29038379
DAMNIT YOU BEAT ME TO IT
didn't notice she was black though you can have her
>>29039949
Seriously anime what should I do? Because asked to go out with her and some other coworkers tonight but when the black guy heard he told me it would be better if I didn't do. Now I'm sitting here drinking rum and cokes alone and she's snapchatting me pictures and the group and I see the black guy in them
>work at shitty restaurant
>meet this girl through sitting with her at break
>she invites me over one night when shes home alone
>she sits on my lap
>i know what must be done
>fuck her brains out
>her pussy smells like death
>become fwb
>her pussy starts to not smell
>sleep over a few times
>fuck her in my car and smoke alot of weed
it was good times I miss her
>>29037678
we both quit and i had the most magical 3 or 4 months of my life
she's got a kid with the guy she cheating on with me now
>>29040860
What the fuck is the matter with you? Why are you listening to him?
>>29040925
He scares me and has stopped me twice in the hall and once in the bathroom to remind me
>Ever [...] co-worker
no
>Ever went out with
no
>>29040925
He also says things that aren't really threats but kinda are and are easily deniable like or something he can spin to sound like her was being Mr. Friendly like "i don't want to see you get hurt" or "you would just get hurt if you keep going for her"
>>29041031
Sounds more like he's warning she'll hurt you, than making personal threats
No, but I've heard a lot of horror stories and I do think it's not a good idea. I think there should be some off time when you're in a relationship, I don't want to spend all my day with her and I certainly don't want to spend all my day around her when we break up, because in 99% of the time she'll start some bullshit like get fucked by some guy you work with or create some drama in the office. Fuck this shit.
>>29041031
So tell the girl
Record some of your talks with the negro
Report RH
also, if you ever tell the girl say something a long the lines of >"are you dating "negro name" ? because he looks me with hate when i talk to you. Can you ask him to stop"?
>"no no im not dating him!"
>>29041031
So hes telling you that your a lesser being than the woman you are talking to
>>29039949
Sounds to me like two betas fighting over who's gonna ask some qt somewhere in the future.
So yeah, no worries here, that negro is not gonna gangster your shit up.
>>29040946
>>29041031
You're so pathetic. Grow a fucking spine.
>>29037678
Yes. I asked her out while we were still working in a retail clothing store together. She was my supervisor.
Now we're married.
>>29041135
He's never been with her and according to other people in the office he's been trying to get with her since before I got a job there.
>>29037678
not well.
you see each other all the time, so outside of work the sense of mystery is gone. and when you do, the "where do you work" topic/icebreaker isnt even fun, because it's an exhausted topic and you run the risk of you coming off as someone who only talks about work. it's a slippery slope anon. I'm not saying it's a bad thing, it's just always ended bad for me.
>fuck coworker
>stop fucking coworker
>she becomes satan
>literally can't even take a bathroom break without her telling our boss
It's a horrible horrible circumstance, don't do it.
>>29040975
thanks for your input. we really appreciated your picture and no's
>>29037678
Dated my coworker in 2014.
We got along really well at first.
Of course, I showed her favoritism when it came to work but I tried to be subtle about it.
She dumped me less than a month into it. Cited reasons I didn't and still don't believe but I don't really care at this point.
We still work together.
>>29037678
>going out
>having a job
l want normies to leave
>>29041151
>record the convo
They rarely happen and when they do it's at random
>tell her
Yeah, that won't make everything really awkward
>>29041168
I guess so
>>29041204
How many black guys threaten you?
>>29039949
Fuck that nigger senpai and grab a drink after work with her. The only reason that chimp is there is because of affirmative action I'm sure they'd love to fire his ass, if he tries shit get his monkey ass fired. Fuck that redhead for us.
>>29041382
That's a cute readhead... Have anymore?
>>29041418
She's the Wendy's girl
>>29041424
I meant redhead pictures in general
>>29039156
>get YOU to ask her out again
>after she stood you up
>and fucked another coworker
Women are fuuucked.
>>29041382
So I snapped her asking if she's free tomorrow for a drink timorrow, I recommend she bring some coworkers (i don't want to seem desprate and I want to start off slow and work my way up to real one on one time outside of work) and apparently she asked asked the group she's in and two other people plus the black guy said they would join. I feel like he's going to try and cuck me now and I want to throw up. God damnit if I wasn't drinking I would have never of listened to you guy and now I'm going to make an ass of myself. Should I cancel?
>>29041851
just go with them and chad up on her in front of the dude. Once he starts making a dufus of himself in front of her she will get turned off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-a1jXgAsQI Watch this vid (on 1.5 speed because holy shit he says a lot of nothing between his points)
I asked a coworker out. Turned out she's in a long term relationship. Some how its not awkward at work and we still talk, she's just a really nice person I guess.
>>29041956
What if by "chadding myself up" i make an ass of myself. Fuck man I seriously might throw up soon. This is the closest I've ever come to asking a girl out and now I'm trying to make myself look better than another guy. I'm starting to shake. I don't think I can do this.. Oh god I've been drink a lot tonight and I feel like ive sobered up right now. fuck fuck fuck
>>29042051
Guys I jest threw up. I don't know if I can do this
>>29039949
Just get the girl.
Giving up your girl to a some asshole nigger because he told you to is literal cuck shit.
>>29042356
I can't do it. I'm freaking out and panicking right now
>>29042419
Here's some jackass's opinion. I've had moderate (read: VERY MODERATE) success with bitches. Haven't tried very hard; can you imagine why?
Anyway, you've fucked up, in my estimation. I reckon you're gonna have to let this one slide. Ordinarily I would do my best to provide you with advice to salvage the situation.
But you've let the melanin-enhanced gentleman establish superiority over you multiple times. I don't think that you're ready to dig yourself out of the hole that you hopped right into. Not yet, anyway.
The very first time homeboy said anything about the girl, basically saying "dibs" or some shit, you should've made it clear that you don't accept that. Shit, just say "sorry bud, folks don't work like that, you can't just be calling dibs. if she likes me better than you i ain't gonna sweat it."
Don't make it into some anime shit where he's your NEMESIS or RIVAL or something.
You've got to stick up for yourself the FIRST TIME someone challenges your sentience and your right to freedom. You've got to make it damned clear that you've a sovereign individual that'll do as they please, especially to someone straight staking a claim on someone like that.
But like I said, I think it is too late for this one.
Don't fuck the next one up. At least, don't fuck it up as bad. Do better.
Don't tell me that you aren't physically imposing enough, or that you're too timid. I don't weigh more than a buck-twenty at 5'11'' and I don't get walked all over by fellas like that. Live in the deep south, so there isn't exactly a lack of black folk running around, either.
Just don't let another human being punk you out without any sort of conflict or confrontation. You're not a goddamn dog, so don't grovel and accept fate dictated to you by a human being like one.
>>29039949
accidentally leave a noose lying around
>>29042603
I dont know if it's because I'm drunk or desperate for comfort but what you said makes sense to me and makes me feel better. I'll try and not let him "punk" me anymore because I feel like we might another meeting soon because of me asking her out to a drink. Could to give me something to say that I could rehearse that doesn't sound too autistic. He might say something about not trying to get her anymore. God damn i,know,it's autisc or drunk to say but I might love her
>>29042741
I appreciate that it may have helped. Thanks for taking the time to read.
It isn't just about THIS guy and THIS girl, though. Shit, I'd say that they are only minimally relevant except for their status as an indicator of how you may act elsewhere.
It ain't just about not allowing yourself to be cockblocked out of a potentially lucrative sexual/romantic relationship by this cunt.
Don't you allow yourself to be coerced, intimidated, or otherwise ham-strung into doing anything outside of your whims and fitting into your personal code of conduct. You're the sole proprietor of your body, mind, and soul. Don't allow others to presume even slight ownership of these things.
I'm not at all saying to be a cunt to anyone. There's a time to out-cunt people but they aren't that frequent.
Just stand strong for yourself, please.
If it were me, I'd probably take this route:
I'd probably ask him "dog, what the fuck, so you're gonna come and kick my ass if I try anything with ___? that shits fucked man, wouldn't recommend you trying that though."
Course, you've got to have a shit-ton of bravado to actually say anything like that and have it be effective, not be afraid at all like a goddamn madman, or be a bit afraid yet willing to stomach it and swing back if need be.
Most of the time (especially if he's an actual employed person in a decent-tier job) you aren't gonna end up having to fight the cunt, but you've got to be prepared for that.
If you're small. combat or steel-toe boots are useful if you work in a setting that allows it. A normal-sized lighter in your hand will give you a bit of a better punch and a smaller chance of fracturing your fucking knuckles.
I wish you luck, friend.
I'm sure someone else can cover the likely preposterous nature of loving this girl. Ain't gonna touch that bit, lol.
>>29042933
Thanks anon. I really want to stand up to this guy bit,i not sure if I'll go full autistic and,get myself fired. This is the first time a girl has showed any interest in me my whole life and I don't want soaz at this guy to give him ammo to use against me. I really don't know what to do. I threw up earlier because I'm nervous about our get together later today with the other employees plus the back guy. Should i,just act like it's just the two of us or what? Like I said earlier this is the closest I've ever got to a one on one date
Not really gone out, but my lesbian co worker friend took my virginity when she found out.
>Boss is a blonde milf
>She's happily married
>Often have to work with her on things
Doesn't help there are no pornstars who look like her.
>>29043730
Post a pic of herorginal comment with original spices on top
>>29037678
>Ever went out
Stopped reading there, normies need to LEEEEAAAVVVVEEEE
>>29044300
I've tried facebook/google stalking her and there really aren't that many pictures of her.
I'll just say she has a very good figure and has pale skin.
I feel like I have some decently good options with the girls at my dead-end retail job, but I suspect part of the reason some girls there find me appealing is because I can be a meal ticket since they all know that I'm leaving the retail job for a higher paying government job. Still as far as my options are concerned there's: a single mom who's ten years older than me (she looks like she's a good fuck), a black qt who's my age and looks like Urkel's sister, and the half-black stacy that I admittedly find kinda boring but is easily the most attractive girl there.
>>29044371
Who cares, post any/all pictures of her
>>29041851
Fuck me you sound like a scrawny cuck, grow a spine and stand up to that nigger.
This is why the white race is dying if most white males have the same attitude as you.
>>29044510
I'm sorry anon for not having much interactions with women and not know how to properly her a woman in the work place to fall for me while another male, a black one at that, tried to go for her. Jesus fucking Christ isn't that why we're on r9k or are you just a racist Chad that doesn't belong here
I work in a professional environment.
Started fucking the receptionist, 13 years my junior. Started dating, fell in love. Made planes for the future. No one at the office knows. Then things went wrong, not quite sure what happened. I broke up with her a couple weeks ago. Feel shitty, but I'll make it. I know she feels shitty too. Still work together, but we give each other a lot of space and we don't communicate outside of work.
Fortunately, she's cool and isn't causing any issues st work. Gotta respect her for that.
Lost my virginity to my fifty year old manager when I was ninteen.
She grilled on everyone except me, always asked if I was in a relationship and told me I needed to get a gf, never had gripes with my fuck ups but went through people for lesser things.
She asked if I could help her move things to her house after work once since she had too many boxes in her car, got to her house and she got physically close to me as I was in her kitchen, put her hand on my arm then went in and started kissing me like a rabid dog.
Upstairs I fucked her for hours and then a lot more after that until the business was taken over and she moved on to a different city. Good times. For a fifty year old she was surprisingly tight. She hadn't had a fuck for about two years before me since she went through a crazy divorce so she rode me like a whore to make up for lost time.
I had a lot more leeway in work after that which was cool as well as getting loads of freebies and the like.
That was when I went form beta, to cyborg. I just happened to be tall and good looking already and she saw something in me too.
>>29043553
dont say dog
>>29041956
Shit this is good stuff
DO NOT SHIT WHERE YOU EAT anon
jeebus chrest you idiots
>>29038356
>Are you two still together?
What did he mean by this?
>>29037678
>ever go out with a co worker?
Yes
>how did it go?
Terrible. The sex was decent but she turned out to be an emotional wreck and hell bent on staying in one place and raising a family. After I broke up with her she ended up fucking one or two other guys in the store (including a manager) then got married after dating a coworker for a few months.
Tl;dr would not recommend
>>29037678
Yes
Still Dating,
>>29046266
Are you two in a relationship? Are you a couple?
>qt worker with similar interests and personality
>too terrible at initiating/holding a conversation 1v1
fuck my life I'm such a pathetic loser
>>29043553
how did it go boyo?
>>29037678
Both times they stopped talking to me, even though they both said it was great, one even asked for a second date and then just stopped.
>>29046702
>Are you two in a relationship? Are you a couple?
Literally what? Just because we slept together? Top kek m8. Get on with the times, grandpa. Sex doesn't mean anything anymore. It's just a thing we normies do for fun.
Did for a couple of weeks, then realised I absolutely HATED being in a relationship. Plus she got jealous that I was hanging out with this 11/10 qt 3.14 that I really wanted to bang.
Anyway like 1 year later I saw her whilst out and we were both p drunk, long story short we went back to hers and I slammed her, she dropped me off home the next day and I haven't talked to her since :3
>>29039949
Best plan here:
Let nigger ask her out first. If she says yes, you know you dodged a bullet. She says no, quality chick you may want to progress with by asking her out to get to know her better. Problem solved.
Had a job last summer, my boss would invite me out all the time. I wanted to be left alone and play xbox but I would usually accept the invitation just to be polite. At first I thought she did it because she felt sorry for me because I was away from home and all alone but after some time I got a cuck vibe from her and her fiancee. The guy was a chubby, ugly, boring dude who didn't even seem to like her, it seemed like he was stuck with her. One time someone casually mentioned something about marriage and he immediately changed the subject. Generally he gave me the impression that he wanted me to give him a reason to dump her and she gave me the impression that she wanted my young cock because she wasn't getting any from him. Anyway, nothing ever happened because, A: she was ugly as all shit and B: she was fucked in the head which lead to a heated argument at work and we stopped talking after that.
>>29037678
>dem pantyhose/tights
Hnnnnnnnnnnnngggggg ugly lady though
>>29041312
>How many black guys threaten you?
None because I intimidate most niggers.
>>29041956
>robot tells robot to "chad up"
this board confuses me sometimes
