>omg i need a bf
>"I can help you ;)"
>ew fuckoff
>Being so mad at a meme that you have to transcribe it to text and post it as a thread
Point at OP and laugh, everybody.
those are both really good songs
>>29036922
fuck off normaIshit
>>29036922
>he thinks women are unassailable
i realize high school is out for the summer but can you please lurk more before you decide to shit up the board with your posts? thanks
>>29036949
>waaah waaah le normal shit
wow you surely are buttmad mr virgin
>I wish there were more guys like you ;)
>well do you want to go to dinner this friday?
>No, I meant LIKE you ;)
>>29036909
I don't see anything wrong with this.
If I want a boyfriend, there's nothing wrong with telling people. It helps me let people know that I'm available and that they shouldn't be afraid to approach me. It's an invitation.
Now, just because you happened to hear my invitation whether directly or by word of mouth, it doesn't mean I should have to immediately take you for the role. Keeping your options open is always a good idea and it's no exception in this case. I appreciate the fact that you're interested but that doesn't meant I have to let myself be taken so easily. A few kind words shouldn't obligate me to be your girlfriend.
If your advances become too invasive or I become discomforted by your actions, I have the right to tell you that. I have the right to let you know that I'd appreciate it if you stopped being so aggressive. My response can range from a longwinded speech that wastes both of our time or a short remark that helps get the message across just the same.
>>29036932
Same dude. The 1975 is my shit.
>>29037349
>I am better person than you because I have put my penis into a vagina and taken it out again repeatedly for twenty minutes
>>29037349
You really should just leave, if you arent a virgin being here is like yelling "look im standing!" At wheelchair basketball game. You cant even tango with the chads. Your'e shitty at being normal, so you come here.
>>29037531
>>29037534
you virgins get triggered so easily lol
>>29037626
That's not an argument lol
>>29037640
>autismo thinks everything is an argument
no, i'm just here to make fun and laugh at you
>>29037659
That's also not an argument lol
>>29036922
why do normies deny the massive gulf between lonely men and "lonely" women
i wish guys liked me = i wish chad liked me
>>29037690
You're right. The type of women that are lonely are too far gone for even robot standards. It's a real shame that we don't acknowledge it though.
>>29037472
>It's an invitation
>But it's not an invitation
How does this meme operate
>>29037370
>No, i meant LIKE you ;)
What did they mean by this, /r9k/?
>>29037472
B-by the way, I wouldn't mind if any boys wanted to hit on me for a bit ...
>>29037846
Say I had an opening for a job at my workplace.
If I wanted to fill the vacancy in a timely and efficient manner, it wouldn't be too far of an idea to have fliers be spread that would let people know of the existence of this opportunity.
Any and all are allowed to come to me to discuss the details of the post and more importantly, for me to gauge their competency to perform the tasks that I would require of them. It's still an invitation but not everyone can get in.
>>29038069
>if I overcomplicate every sentence, people will think I'm smart and my point will surely get across!
Anyway, you're acting like people are complaning about this:
>I wish I had a boyfriend
>How about me
>No
When it's really about this:
>I really hate those mean, asshole guys. I would take any nice guy and take him as my bf instantly
>Hello
>Well shit I didn't mean any nice guy calm down
>>29038215
If you want me to dumb it down for you, then I'll humor you I suppose.
Nice strawman.
>>29038250
>dumb it down for you
>nice strawman.
rlyniggr.exe
>>29038380
It's a smug anime girl poster. The lowest of the low of all 4chan posters, second to tripfags, and third to smug anime tripfags.
>>29038380
I'm not seeing the problem, anon.
>>29037903
Be my gf, we can play games together and talk through discord/skype, maybe sextI'm not from the US
>>29037903
If you're in the Tristate area I'll orbit the shit out of you desu senpai
>>29038413
>>29038476
oop, my bad. Got strawman mixed up in my head with ad hominem. Carry on.
>>29038525
You said you'd dumb it down but never continued, so you aren't arguing anything. You sure you're mentally "there" enough to even argue something pointless on a khan orphanage board? It wouldn't surprise anybody if you weren't.
>>29038558
look here, niggerfaggot, I'm not even the same anon you were arguing with. Whichever one you are.
>>29038492
>>29038523
This is pretty pathetic desu. Have you seen the type of person you're talking to? Look at their posts.
>>29038571
It appears I misread. Of course you aren't. You don't have a smug anime girl in your post.
Carry on.
>>29038603
But I'm so cold and lonely
>>29038380
But if I elaborated, I might offend you again. You poor thing, it's cute how pathetic you are. I just want to coddle you and keep you all to myself.
>>29038698
are you merveil
>>29038770
>tfw this league is shit
>it's literally fetch quests
>I was really looking forward to it
end me
>>29037846
>>29038215
These are the only posts that I have made in this thread.
>>29038710
Not him, but please fucking do. You can say "Strawman argument hehe" or "Not an argument" and call me a bootyblasted salty virgin any time you like.
We /gfd/ now.
>>29038492
I don't think it will work out then. I'd rather have my significant other be closer rather than farther. I don't play very many games either and the ones I do are region-locked.
>>29038523
I live deeper South, like a lot deeper. You're closer than the other one but not close enough for me still. I don't really want an orbiter either, just someone who I can be intimate and let all of my affectionate impulses out on.
>>29036909
Robots are the same way with fat ugly chicks. Robots literally as bad as women
>>29038873
That's fine, I posted that out of an impulse, have a nice day.
>>29038889
Nah, I'd gf a fat ugly chick, and I'm like 6/10 and fit.
>>29038873
post weight, height, age, and location, i'll let you know if i can help you.
>>29038889
>Robots are the same way with fat ugly chicks.
Fat ugly chicks can still get laid. Not robots
>>29038824
Your argument wasn't even an argument at all. It was as sad as the person who wrote it out and actually thought it was worth posting.
I need to teach you a thing or two about writing and more importantly, manners. The first thought after being told you're pathetic shouldn't be to want them to berate you more. Your case seems almost serious enough that I feel that I need to put you in my care by force.
>>29038983
110 lbs.
5'7"
19 y/o.
Texas.
>>29039293
Also in Texas, rest checks out
>>29039293
>Your case seems almost serious enough that I feel that I need to put you in my care by force.
Yes, please, just tie me up and spank me.
>>29039293
>110 lbs.
>5'7"
>19 y/o.
>Texas.
What's your Skype?
>>29039371
>>29039385
>>29039430
T-this is too much positive attention for me. Usually when people reply to my posts, they're mad and attack me.
I think I'm going to go lay down ...
>>29039501
>I think I'm going to go lay down ...
There's a nice open seat on my face. It should be comfortable and warm enough, Princess...
>>29039501
>I think I'm going to go lay down ...
It's "lie down," not "lay."
>>29039501
Don't get ahead of yourself, you can still be rejected after a more thorough vetting. As it stands, you're a guy playing pretend on an anonymous imageboard
>>29037531
>twenty minutes
h-heh heh.. yup..
>orbiting girls
come on, if you were really a robot you would know there was no chance
>>29039587
Even if there's no chance, it's the closest thing to a relationship I'll ever have.
>>29039561
>rejecting people
As Chad as it gets
>>29039679
Kind of a dumb generalization, but I never said I wasn't.
>>29036909
the irony is that most people here "want" a gf but never talk to girls. but you can get them all to have diarrhea on their keyboards if you mention a chick joking around about not getting what she wants.
>>29037472
>>29037903
the combination of you posting anime girls and being fluent at voicing your opinion with solid arguments makes my dick hard. I like you fembot
I know this one dumb slut from high school. Still dresses like a total whore, we're in our 20s. Wears fishnet stockings on public transit. Posted a tweet saying she was grossed out by old and ugly guys looking at her on the bus, the tweet went something like "we don't dress up for you!" Wish I had capped it.
Dumb bitch, what the fuck do you expect when you and your idiot boyfriend are too poor to own cars.
>>29037472
>>29037846
>>29038069
>>29038250
She said "I wished guys liked me".
"Guys"
It's broad and unauthentic if she actually meant only particular guys are allowed to bare with her. She first implies that she receive absolutely no interest or validation from men. But then a guy comes along and finds her attractive. BUT she finds him repulsive. SHE finds him repulsive. Don't be a fucking sheep and agree that he's objectively repulsive because what a woman says. She contradicts herself by still containing her hidden particular standards. Her being lonely, is her fault and her fault alone. It's so easy to get a bf for girls. To fail easy mode, you're fucking up really hard. Stop being fat, slap some acne cream and make-up, and don't be a cunt. Im not sure which one is harder for women, losing the weight or stop being cunts.
Here's a better example
>Have a low/new business not a lot of people know about
>Advertise yourself and say "Looking for anyone that is serious about being employed in our company"
>tens of people show up
>Employer sees them all as under qualified or no relevant qualities for company
>Have not said anything what kind of employees company expects
>Gets surprised when most of them don't have the requirements and don't hire them
>>29040019
Great now just post an anime image with it and youre golden
>>29039501
I don't even care if you're a guy anymore.
>>29040292
Dude, they're just a shitposter making their rounds. Calm down.
>>29039501
She's actually masturbating to the posts she replied to so good on you guys.
>>29040595
I'm going to masturbate to the thought of her masturbating to my compliments. cum for me femanon
>>29037858
a polite useful puppet chump like you, but attractive
they aren't self aware enough to know they'd stop being attracted to literally anyone who would debase themselves by being under such control, though
>>29040978
The fuck man, the fuck.
>>29036909
Wanting to find a partner doesn't mean you want literally anyone you autist.
