God hates fags, this is him giving you your one shot at redemption. Date and fuck the girl and you'll get into Heaven

>>29036810
You say
>I'm literally gay
and suck a dick right there to prove it.

if ur gay, why is this such a problem?

>>29037205
I don't want to break her heart

>>29038120
well then you should have been more aware of ur surroundings u autistic fuck

>>29038120
Just do it you petty faggot. Better to be honest and give her the opportunity to like someone else than to string her along with false hopes

You talk about a guy you think is good looking and say shit like "it's too bad I'm not straight otherwise we'd probably be dating by now"

>>29036810
Just try the girl pussy instead of the boi pucci and see what it's like. Who knows, you might change your mind.

>>29038120
She loses potential boyfriend and gains the token gay best friend. She's gonna be fuckin ecstatic.

>>29036810
>girl wants to fuck you, you're not interested and have a reason she can't denegrate you for

You just acquired massive social capital my friend. Keep this girl around as your fruit fly. Having a faghag who's attracted to you amplifies your chances of getting the good boipucci.

If you're gay just say you're gay faggot. Straight people lie and say they are gay to have an excuse but you are actually a fag.