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2016-06-04 00:09:10 Post No. 29036457
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2016-06-04 00:09:10
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When did you become a robot? I'll start with my story.
>Be me
>Grabbing a popsicle from the freezer downstairs
>I get cherry mango, because it's my favorite
>Open the popsicle and begin eating quickly (summer in Texas, and I didn't want it to melt)
>Realize the exciting vidya awaiting me upstairs and rush to go play it
>Begin running up the stairs, but also have to fart
>But it wasn't a fart
>I feel a doodoo shotgun blast leave my anus
>I waddle up the remaining stairs and make my way to the upstairs bathroom.
>straddle my asshole over the toilet, and begin to release the remaining fudge butter
>still eating the cherry mango popsicle
>finish up with minimal poopoo sounds
>realise I don't have any toilet paper
>I shift my ass over to the sink, and sit inside it
>I begin to run the hot water and grab some body wash
>still eating the cherry mango popsicle
>realize it feels pretty good to stick hot water right against my anus
>begin kicking my legs
>have my left hand violent scrubbing my anus while my right is holding the popsicle
>in that moment I realize I've been unemployed for 4 months
>I still live with my parents
>I never graduated high school
>I'm half naked whiping my shit covered butt while eat a popsicle meant for my toddling brother
>realize I'm miserable
This was about ten minutes ago
