You've visited the /r9k/ Chinese restaurant.
After a wonderful meal of Orange Chicken Tendies cooked by some Anon's mom, you open your fortune cookie.
What does it say?
>>29036156
I put a lethal dose of morphine in your tendies
-Wang Lo
>>29036184
BASED WANG LO
You will go full rodge in the near future.
Just be yourself
-Origano Lee
>>29036156
" "
It remains blank to remind you we live emprty lives in empty world
-You will find a new friend.
>>29036156
"cute asian gfs in ur future"
>>29036184
KEK
this is only the start
-yo mama
Ravioli, ravioli, give me the death I deservioli
-originaoli
>>29036156
original duc
Siento malo hombre.
>A man of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds.