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Who would you rather be and why?
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Would you rather be an out of shape hairy dicklet or a innie vagoo chestlet?

Which would you rather fuck?
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>>29036060
That guy's definitely not a dicklet.
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>>29036128
>dicklet rationalization
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Honestly? Let me turn into a chick. I'd like to see how it is on the other side and it'd allow me to actually live a perverted life rather than just fantasize. Not to mention the world would bend over backwards for me.
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>>29036150
*rationalisation

Original
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>>29036128
>>29036150
someone literally did this like two days ago
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>>29036220
Dicklets try rationalizing away their tiny peckers every day here anon, are you new?
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>>29036060
this is some subtle bait, fine job anon
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>>29036060
Will that dick even fit into her pussy? It looks pretty small.
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>>29036176
I wouldn't mind this as well. Life would be on easy mode and I could get fucked whenever I was in the mood.
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>>29036176
Reminder that even ugly chestlets can;t be robots.
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That pussy look delicious
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>>29036696
Really? I never seem to be able to find pussies attractive. What looks good about that one?
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>>29036696
Only betas eat pussy.

oregano comment
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>>29036060
the guy and the guy
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>>29036696
it looks like it's sun burnt
what the fuck has she been doing to the poor thing
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>>29037435
What did he mean by this?

Original commento.
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>>29037462
pretty sure that's an asian pussy which explains why its purple
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Assuming average facial aesthetics for both, the guy easy. Pretty good dick and he would probably look decent if he spent more time in the gym. Girl is just a dime a dozen basic white bitch. Ugly vagoo, small breasts and her only redeeming physical feature is she's not fat. If I'm giving up all the other benefits of being a man, I better at least have a bangin body.
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>>29037517
since when was asian pussy purple
since when did asians have wide, flat man feet
she is a bad asian, me no likey
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>>29037497
>what would you rather be
>which would you rather fuck
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>>29037576
most ladies/people in general have darker colored external genitalia
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>>29037614
i am a lady and i'll say it's a tiny bit darker down there as in, natural skin tone but a shade darker, but not as drastic as hers, that's just gross looking
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>>29037576
>since when was asian pussy purple
In my experience Asian girls tend to have darker/purple pussies and nipples.

>>29037576
>since when did asians have wide, flat man feet
Her feet look quite slender actually. I agree on them being flat but I see lots of Asians girls with flat feet, I think its pretty common. I wouldn't call her feet manly though.
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>>29037671
nipples yeah, but not "i've been scratching my vagina raw for the past 10mins"
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>>29037603
I get it now. Why though?
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>>29037718
It doesn't look that dark. I think some girls just have much darker vagoos. I'll take that over roast beef.
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>>29037665
the girls i've slept with, who were all white by the way, always had darker colored vaginas... but they were all athletic maybe that's why

to be honest i kind of felt the darker color was more of a turn on
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>>29037790
to me it's a very stark contrast, but i agree, i'd take that over roast beef too

>>29038222
i mean, each to their own but that is a very very very particular thing to be turned on by... i'm not buying it
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>>29038561
maybe has something to do with fertility, more blood flow to the genitals, not sure

it doesn't particularly turn me on but i definitely don't mind it at all, another possibility is that i didn't grow up masturbating to porn (parents never bought me my own computer) and i became more accustomed to sex with real woman than seeing airbrushed pictures/bleached porn stars
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>>29038636
>the darker color was more of a turn on
>it doesn't particularly turn me on

you're starting to sound like a really salty woman with a nasty vagoo

i think vaginas that are exactly the same colour as the body probs achieved through bleaching or lucky genes, but most are a tad bit darker than skintone, but not that much, i've get to come across one of the either extremes
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>>29038793
it is a turn on in the same way that nice breasts/good butt/slim body is... but it's not like that alone would turn me on

why are you so offended that i'm not bothered by darker colored vaginas? my dick and balls (especially balls) are darker and i'm white as milk and nobody has seemed to care either
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>>29038844
He invested all his money in cunt tone lightening cream.
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>>29038844
i'm not offended, i just didn't care for your whole "oh look wimiz, i didn't watch the devil pornos, i like REAL WOMYN like YOU yes YOU femanon reading this. i'm soo aware of PORN STANDARDS and do NOT apply the to you REAL WOMAN
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>>29038887
sounds like you have much pride in your "one shade darker" vagina but are very upset upon finding men don't really care and maybe even like it a little darker
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>>29038999
Just fuck a negro already
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>>29038887

Look at me I'm one of da boyz! Fuck feminism! Not like other girlz!
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His dick looks weird as fuck and makes me uncomfortable
I have no idea why
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>>29039168
what looks weird? seems like a normal penor
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>>29039077
being anti or pro feminism are both embarrassing, do one uggo
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