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WHY DOES MY BODY KEEP MAKING POOP????? I WANT IT TO STOP I DON'T
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WHY DOES MY BODY KEEP MAKING POOP?????
I WANT IT TO STOP
I DON'T WANT TO MAKE MORE POOP. THE WORLD IS ALREADY TOO SHITTY BUT I CAN'T STOP MYSELF FROM MAKING POOP
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Stop eating,

R9K
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>>29035969
Poop is just digested food. Stop eating food and you'll stop making poop.
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Go on Nopoop, you'll get 100x more energy from all the nutrients you don't waste by shitting.
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Start wearing buttplugs. It'll stop everything up and your body will eventually give up.
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I went three days without shitting once. When I finally went it was god damn enormous. I had to break it up to get it to flush.
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>>29035969
LE PEE PEE

LE POO POO
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I wish I could poop. I have the hardest stool and barely anything comes out after pushing for 30 minutes
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Dubs with it :^)
If you dont poop enough it actually dries inside you, becomes hard, and as a result is very hard to push out.
I had some backed up shit once and took some apple cider vinegar to get the ball rolling, but it worked too well, the obstruction was so complete, that a painful amount of gas and pressure built up. The longest half hour of my life sitting on that toilet.
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>>29036187
Beautiful OC, thank you.
I'm sorry mine cannot measure up.
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