>tfw 60 now and still no gf
>>29035684
Any advice on how to escape an existential depression?
>being 60
>caring about a girlfriend
How did you achieve wizardhood if you still desire female flesh?
>>29035719
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Ecclesiastes+1
>>29035788
>>>29035719 (You) #
>http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Ecclesiastes+1
Oy vey goy
Fuck off we had this thread earlier
>>29035845
>60 years old
>no gf
>only allowed one thread after going through all that
;_;
>>29035684
60 isn't even old. Try being 72 and still having no gf. You're still young
>>29035684
>that feel when 2010 was 24 years ago
>>29036006
>tfw 2025 was 37 years ago
>tfw heat death of the universe and still no gf
there's always next big bang heh heh
>>29036774
>tfw we're in a cycle of big bangs and heat deaths
>>29036799
>tfw every cicle is exactly the same because the possible outcomes are limited and you're living the exact same life over and over again.
>>29036774
>>29036799
>tfw each universe's life and death are but single drops of water in the ocean of cyclic birth, death, and rebirth
>tfw each ocean's worth of past universes is itself just a single grain of rice in a vast, sprawling rice field
>tfw still haven't had one gf yet
>>29036866
>>29036975
>tfw information overload when I think about this
>tfw can't stop thinking about this
AAAAAAAHHHHH WHEN WILL WE SOLVE IT
>>29036866
have you consummated your life, anon?
>>29037180
delet this thought experiment
Don't give up just yet, OP. You still have the chance to rape an old wrinkly woman with dementia.
>>29037259
I only want a qt 18 year old gf though.
>>29037180
Everyone has been muted for all eternity because every comment was and will never be original
>>29037180
Id probably just ask it if my memes are dreams.
