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My girlfriend of 5 years dumped me for being too short
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I'm 22 and after 5 years of being together with my girlfriend, I found from a friend she cheated on me (fucked a guy) at a party.

When I confronted her about it, her reason was "He was tall and hot and I couldn't help it"

She later on admitted I'm too short. I'm only 5'9. Christ.

Now what? We live together and she's on the lease.
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Talk with the landlord
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>>29035643
that wasnt the only reason

you prob haeev a short cock too / are boring or not rich enough or something

leave her when your lease is up but bone her as good as you can until then so that she will realize what she's missing

desu you did this to yourself dating a girl who goes to parties

good luck anon
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>>29035643
rollinrino
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>>29035718
every girl i've ever met parties

well, i guess all women are whores and now i'm destined to be forever alone
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>>29035643
I'm 5'9.5 dude. You're not even noticeably short. 5'7 is when you can eyeball a manlet. Anyways, im pretty sure over the 5 years with your girlfriend you became complacent and content. That's what starts to turn them off.

Girls from 15-25 realize they have optimal market value. Unless your girlfriend has abandonment issues like mine, or some kind of warped self-perception you'll be competing with all the faggots in town in terms of her attention.

Let her go. Cut contact and don't get sucked back into it.
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>>29035643
they see me rollin

gettin 0's
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>>29035780
>tfw 5'7

dfsa
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>>29035643
Highly original roll
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>>29035643
Judy hoppppppsss

One problem I've always thought about why people suffer is because the lack of introspective thought and the dependency of material things needed to become "happy". Maybe happiness is just an illusion and self satisfaction is the only thing that exists.
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>>29035643
the most original comment in the history of /r9k/
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>>29035643
3, here i go
oregan
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>>29035856
Thats some lofty thinking. When you read enough philosophy, especially in the realm of nietzche, marcus aurelius, and camus, you will never give a single fuck about material things ever again.

Happiness is a side-effect of bridging the gap between your dreams and reality. Being perpetually happy means your extremely ignorant or retarded. Only children can echo the mantra "ignorance is bliss"
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>>29035841
kek wholly origialno
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Going for the three

Oreganalio.
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>>29035643
how tall is your gf?

5'9-5'11 is pretty much average. Are you actually 5'9 or are you adding a few inches?
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>>29035841
you don't have it so bad, try living the 5'3 life.
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>>29035643
if you read this, just know you're my BIGGEST inspiration. Pac..big..jay z and the rest of the legends are greats but you,your life and your music keeps me going. You lived a hard life..harder than mine but i live a very similar life from..from the streets to the music..even the drugs. Shit is stressful, lonesome and depressing. But out of all of that pain,it helps you and i create something beautiful...music. I say that to say although dope is not good at all and people may just you for doing it..i respect you
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>>29035769
Import a bride from a traditional country or, even better, move there, your money will be worth like 10x
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bloxblox blox orginialo commento memento burrito
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>>29035643
Just wanna see how the rabbit reacts
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>you're stuck with human females as the only bipedal humanoid female options
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>>29035643

Rollerino relllionerefds
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>>29035885
What the fuck does marcus aurelius have to do with nietzche and camus?
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>>29035643
>5'9"
thats manlet size op
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>>29036087
>tfw no neanderthal gf

lol how was that not original
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rollerino rollerino originalo xd
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>>29035643
>signing a lease with your gf

This was honestly the first and biggest mistake you made.
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rabbit will love that dick
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>>29035643
rolling for dem trips baybe

Oregon's oregano originally ordered oreos.
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>>29036135
Because I desperately want a neanderthal qt gf, human women not into me
>tfw this is literally your skull
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>>29035643
Just fucking end it all dude.
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llleeettts,ss gggooo

orgcom
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>>29035643
yo give me this reaction
obv 7
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can i actually roll my size pls
just give me the 6 bb
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rollorigian
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I swear to fuck you fucking fury faggotss guc i totally wouldnt bang that rabbit no
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this is an orgnla l post
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Fuckmy llife i would bang the shit out of that fucking rabbit tho
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>>29035643
Officer Hopps...
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>>29036398
that dog makes me fucking diamonds
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Uhhh yesss this is good here
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>mfw manlets will never, EVER learn
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>>29035885
protip: reading it isn't the same as achieving it
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it wasnt the height thing
a chick isnt gonna stay with your ass for 5 years if she really thinks youre too short then dump you on a whim. she got sick of you or just didnt want to be in a relationship anymore. the cheating was a consequence of that.
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>>29035643
dump her roastie ass OP
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>>29035643
Get shorter petite gf?
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>>29035643
Rolllllllol comment originallll
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>>29035643
roll roll roll oc post
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>>29035643
Kill her and fuck the body.

NOT ORIGINAL OH COME ON
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>>29035643
Don't worry about it. Women aren't worth the effort most of the time anyway. Also rollin'
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>>29035643
A girl said something as hurtful as possible based on known insecurities when confronted?


Woah.


She didn't cheat on you because you're short she cheated because she's a cheating slut, the short thing was because she lashes out when confronted as I'm sure you've seen her do in the past, even though this post is low quality bait.
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Never, ever, under any circumstances, live a woman.

Learn from your mistake OP
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rollofgwgdgfxcvffb
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Guess I can learn to live with this... but how the hell am I going to explain to the family at annual dinners that I have no relationship because I'm 5'9/5'10?
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>>29035643
>tfw 5'10

bow down before me manlets
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